BOSS FIGHT Level 8 2x Croft : 400HP 400HP

Fuck, this time with rebar pole

POORLY MADE ZOMBIE NIGGA APPEARS

lc: 246
rc : 378

Rawling

Roll

lets do this

second shot incoming

*Reporting in

POORLY MADE ZOMBIE NIGGA ADDS x2 TO ANY DUBS (22 = 44, etc.)

The trash man joins the fight

welcome newbie i was the one who rolled quad 0000 last board

What if killing the Reboot Croft first instakills the Old Croft but killing the Old Croft heals the Reboot Croft by the dubs that killed Old Croft and she starts to fight back?

anonymous roll

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In for died

Also why aren't the bosses fighting back anymore?

the element of surprise is gone crit dora

when the fought back they were pussies and could only do one damage that's why;
they just hope to god this tread 404's

poorly made zombie nigga uses pop a cap

because I forgot add a rule for that

woody's gonna kill you

pmzn uses watermelon

you bestard

Aww shit, let me try again

ONE OFF FUCK

so close would have been instant
left win

although I was thinking health is reduced by 50% after 50 replies or 3 damage every multiple of 9

go president, show em your worst!

jacket appears

Roll

makes since

jacket uses baseball bat

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prepubescent male appears

let me help

jacket uses shotgun

Consequences

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yesssss

actually multiple of 10 makes more sense just any post ending in zero deals damage

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thanks mr army man
lc : 334
rc : 246

sorry swapped crofts first 2 times

Please just any damage

let me join the us army

rip trash man

we need some of this

I DONT LIKE IT

I'll just let someone else make the next round,

I love it

I AM THE TRASH MAN I THROW TRASH ALL OVER THE PLACE

very interesting gun model

welcome son

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time for first army dubbs

Cmon killdozer

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kill dozer why

One off from quads

well. last shot before i go

one off from instant kill

we've ran dry of dubbs we must go to new lands, the lands of trips

Pls

this may be game over

boss is too hard for us

well nvm
lc: -110
rc: 246

Heemeyer last Stand, KILLDOZER GOOOO

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

good job
lc : -110
rc : 169

hope is not lost lets roll

we just need odds

this boss doesn't know what's coming

he has very disproportionate hands

odds! go!

Smile you son of a

odds lets go

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

indeed

lc: -110
rc : 136

That damned wood elf and her bows. And what is all this talk I've heard about these "guns"?

Punch

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your damn evens
lc : -176
rc 136
stop beating a dead horse

guys there's a fucking black widow near

wel rollian

k

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

rolling

lc: -220
rc 136

rolling

Death is certain

lc : -220
rc: 125

lc: 242
rc: 125

>07 ▶
> (You)
>lc: 242
ment lc : -242

roll

lc : -242
rc : 70

finishing blow range

lc : -308
rc : 70

well gg i'm samefagging so bye
ONE LAST ROLL

roooollll

STOP GETTING EVENS YOU FAGGOTS

HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN FAR BUT NOT FAR AND THEN YOU DOOR AND GET FAR BUT NOT FAR AND THEN YOU STOP GOING FAR BUT THEN GO REALLY FAR.

yea agree

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oh yea forgot to mention i was keeping the score
lc : -308
rc : 70
someone else keep the score (lazy bastards)

Where the fuck is OP?

What?

Come on, odds!

right here, someone else was keeping track so I didn't need to

and who the fuck is "ID: Heaven"?

Well that person's gone now, nigger.

a mod

THIS BOSS FIGHT IS TAKING FOREVER GOD DAMN

OH OH OH O'REILLY AUTO PARTS

I'M GONNA KEEP POSTING UNTIL STUFF

I knew the separate damage would be hard but -308 to 70 is super askew

PLEASE

do we just end it?

lets brainstorm the next match if people are still interested

FINAL BLOW

Someone wasn't here for the Giga Nigga fight.

just gonna play hotline miami. see you in level 9

someone can start the next round if they feel inclined to do so, and see if this one ever catches up

dude, i was op for giga nigga

Nope finish this shit.

HOLY SHIT

ok I did already write up a draft for round 9 but I did say someone else can do it

>mfw

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