About to go to the porn theater like I do every weekend, ask me anything

About to go to the porn theater like I do every weekend, ask me anything

How often do swinging couples where the guy shares his wife show up?

Do you suck cock there? Do you get your cock sucked there by men?

Does it smell like Seattle's Fish Market?

almost every time I've been. It's kinda random though so sometime I have to hang for an hour or two before some show up. I have fucked a lot of wives here or at least had my dick sucked.

they have a roped off couples section. as a single guy you have to be invited in to participate..most guys stand at the edge with dicks out waiting for the invite.

I don't suck dick but I have fucked a couple trannys. there are glory holes and yeah..I've stuck my dick in there.

EVERY TIME? I find this hard to believe.

What are the best times and days that swinging couples usually show up?

Isn't it mostly gay and bi dudes sucking dick openly in the theater and glory holes?

Do you ever see peewee hermann there

They show up at night on the weekends. and yeah if it's a Friday or Saturday at least one couple will show. but the timing is random so kinda got to wait around will they show...there's a lot of gay dudes on the prowl to suck cock. I constantly have to turn them down or change seats to get away from the fags.

Is it pretty nasty? Smell and stains and such?

yeah for the most part. though like I said couples do show up most times I've been. I've taken part in some pretty big gang bangs with like 20 sometimes dude lined up taking turns on a girl. Sometimes they are really attractive which blows my mind considering all the old nasty dudes that hang there.

one night this really hot wife got tired of being fucked and said all she wanted was to be cummed on..we dropped something like 30 loads all over here. I wish I could take picturesshe was covered.. you get kicked out quick if you pull out your phone though.

How picky are the couples that show up on letting dudes in on action on the girl? I have to imagine they get swarmed when a girl finally shows up so the girl is then the bell of the ball and gets and inflated ego.

yeah. it has couched everywhere and I dont think they get cleaned

I'll bet that place smells like Trump's private jet.

You said "most times". How many times have you been?

yeah kinda but the bar is set pretty low. half the guys are over 40 and can barely stay hard. If you are younger you have more of a chance. I'm 26 with a average dick and I get picked before guys with porn size dicks because I look young and the cougars like that I guess.

Do they attractive ladies even let the old nasty dudes touch or even fuck them?

idk man at least 20. it costs fucking $8 to get in and they don't have a membership or anything. but it's much cheaper than going to the strip club and I get to see live shows and sometimes fuck...or at the very least get a brojob while watching porn on a big screen.,

gross

yeah sometime..there is a roped off section that is invite only..then there fuck tables in front under the big screen and it's kinda open season up there. everyone can touch but you gotta ask to fuck.. like I said I've seen attractive late 20s early 30s age women get fucking railed by the whole crowd. and there are some nasty looking old dudes there.

So, you recommend going to one to get laid?

start taking flash photography. like start taking photos of dudes while theyre whacking away. come back here and post what these upstanding gentlemen look like.

can you do that for me OP?

if they say anything say its for a documentary.

Damn, you almost have me convinced the check one out once in a while on a Friday or Saturday night.

yeah I would at least check it out for a night and wait around for a couple. hear they are a dying breed so check your city.

a bigger one in my city just closed down I think. although there are swinger clubs but as a single man you have to pay out the ass just to get in.

Do you go to the same one? Or have you tried a few and found one has better action than the other?

at the very least it's better than staying home and jerking off. I ALWAYS get drunk before going because it's boring/gay waiting for couples if I'm early.