ATTN: ALL CITIZENS

OP is inside too. OP is a faggot. He made this thread between wanks cause he will never have a woman in his life. everyone abandon thread. leave the faggot to his misery

I have a fucking cold and Fenilalananine isn't cheap.

then you are in good company here then arnt you

what? people cant just stay inside on friday anymore? i just want to chill and write.

im skinny, im attractive, and im reasonably social, i already got plans for tomorrow night and sunday

why cant i have one night off?

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Are you trying to imply that being at home on a Friday night somehow precludes being happy or fulfilled? Surely you know how silly that sounds.

Been sick all week and have a job interview tomorrow. Why the fuck would i go out tonight?

OMG is that J. Lawrance nude?

I am fat.

I'm home, with wife, making different versions of ever clear Jolly rancher well drink. Throwing party soon, making 4 gallons of it. Gotta make it the right strength

i'm at work, grumpy grumperson

Im just here to masturbate at whatever random crap is up for 15 minutes

yes

I couldn't care less about your opinion. Same with the other three niggas here that have been hitting dabs and drinking with me all night. Get a life faggot. Go lose some weight fat ass. Get some friends loser.

>YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED
>I worked all day

Funniest part is that you make this thread every friday night (saturday morning/noonish for me). My condolences pal.

Fair enough

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OK......JUST MAKE SURE YOUR MUMMY DOESN'T SEE YOU STEALING HER LIQUOR AND GIVING IT TO YOUR "FRIENDS" (THE PLUSH TOYS UR MUMMY BUYS YOU)

I'm here because I'm at work. What category do I fit into?

doesn't "care" but responds
>doesn't care
>cares
>has no one

Yet here you are, faggot. Common sense much?

and you respond to it
>all the time
> congrats

Ive been with my gf all day, now I'm in my house because I took a pill. And one side effect is stomach ache. I'm in my bed relaxing browsing Cred Forums. Also I have a party tomorrow so fuck you OP

Ummm im taken a shit so Cred Forumsrowse why not but my qt3.14 asian gf is in the kitchen with my best friend (also an asian girl). Im fit not fat and i just won 100usd on a scratch off. Life is good might get high or drunk with them (nuts will be busted) and then go play some hearthstone before i go to sleep bc i like what i like. Hope you cheer up and stop being such a candyassgot. Also check um^

I just have little money.

Also, post more The Fappening.

I CAN ADMIT SO LONELY BALDING 50 YEAR OLD FAT ASSES HERE ON FRIDAY NIGHT

Welp no dubs but still a pretty good day

But I'm a 30 year old fit man working away, staying at camp. What now faggot?

Sure thing kid

lol. every time this guy posts this you get the same, exact same responses from lonely losers playing this game that he actually have a life....

>fuck me
>fuck my life

You're actually retarded.

I am here because I am a married grandfather and I have to work tomorrow.

>edgy

Saturday morning actually and I'm going out with m8s tonight but I'm kind of over it tbh.

and yes I am ugly, unemployed and lonely. will probably kill myself if I don't find a job or at least some direction in life soon

> you are
>retarded
>lol
>friday night lonely loser crew

But, my tires flat and i live 15 miles out of town. This isn't fair

Sweet Lord! Thanks man!

>ATTN: ALL FAGGOTS
>My name is John, and IT IS A FRIDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:
>1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
>3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
>DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
>THANKS FOR LISTENING.

I'm just tired because I had a busy week and I have a lot to do tomorrow

Lol what a fag

I fucking hate you guys.

>be me
>married
>31
>long day at work

i don't belong here

You wish ppl were as lonely as you hahaha sad. I also like steampunk and horror core rap im a fucken nerd but im attractive so ppl dont care plus im out going af. Have a nice life guy im done shitting hope you get some pussy soon user it legit helps with all that cringy shit you got going on.

I'm on my phone making a tree run.
I'm ugly most definitely but that's about it. I have friends a now ex girlfriend and a pretty good social life.
I'm here for Cred Forums mostly.

It could also be that I came home from hangout with my firends after work and I like going on Cred Forums too people are not like you OP

A little anti social and a lot depressed. I am pretty good looking, but no real social life anymore for various reasons.

At least I can say I work, go to school, and already have a bachelors so I am not a drain on society.

cringe....you are like him just with one difference

>delusion

just going off the picture

if his action are responsible for action of strangers that mean he not leading correctly since his action are make his followers do bad/unetical choices but if her action are retarded and her action are not making strangers doing bad/unetical action as the previous runner or compare to hers then her leadership is better than his although her action are questionable

I just want to fap faggot

sure Cred Forumsro that why I just turn my computer on for the first time all day and it 11:06 pm only came home cuz my girlfriend was getting sleepy and a bit buzz

I'm just taking my usual after work shit

One trump supporter in the south punches a black guy and liberals lose their mind.

Hilary deletes hundreds of emails to cover her ass sparking 2 federal investigations and no one bats an eye.

Sorry brother but trump supporters aren't all redneck southerners with racist tendencies but Hillary directly fucked up and failed the country.

ya got me at #1
ive embraced it and recognize my life will never get better.
that being said im fine with being alone and not accomplishing anything significant in my life.
CHEERS!

>one thousand

fix it for you

Ever heard of free will?

LOL.OK LONELY FAT ASS. POST A PIC.

Actually I'm procrastinating my Home Work

Eh, sure to #1. But gf is asleep next to me. Dog at foot of the bed. Friend crashed out on the couch. Me still up with bottle of beer, killing time, probably gonna smoke soon.

Welcome to old man's Friday night, assholes. It ain't full of excitement. It just is.

PRETTY ACCURATE JUST MINUS THE GF,THE FRIEND AND DOG AND REPLACE WITH PLUSH TOYS.

>1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
>2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
>3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE
4) You just finished up a 12 hour day getting a product release out for VC demo. So exhausted you just took a nap. Woke up. Not in the mood to drink at a bar. Mind is still racing and body still exhausted.

Eh, maybe 15 years ago. Like I said, welcome to old man's Friday night. Gf has been here for a decade. Nearly sexless as marriage at this point. Dog keeps me sane.

i know u are but what am i

Actually, I have a brain tumor so any sense of joy and happiness is replaced by the fact that I'll probably die in six months.

A LONELY FAT FUCK?

4)You're enlightened after a long life of partying and struggle.. you now don't need aimless pursuits of the weak minded. The grass is not greener anywhere else. I've had dozens of gf's and a wife and a son. I've learned that life is not for me. I've overcame my genetics and live my life to the fullest. I got dozens of friends I could go hang out with but to me it's useless noise. I've sowed my oats and did my time on the social ladder. I'm the coolest person I know and don't want to water myself down.

i get along with pretty much everyone irl during the day but for some reason nobody invites me to anything. maybe i smell bad or i'm retarded and nobody wants to tell me.

and why are you telling this to caps lock monster?
fag

>Eh, maybe 15 years ago. Like I said, welcome to old man's Friday night. Gf has been here for a decade. Nearly sexless as marriage at this point. Dog keeps me sane.
Strip clubs. Just tell her you have poker buddies and you play cards a lot.

Not gonna lie I'm too cowardly for suicide

>YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
yo guy
you're out here ruining lives faam
I'm dying

Black cock makes my day

honestly just here for porn.
otherwise a pretty normal, well-adjusted bloke

i think i'm in a rut. i used to have a few friends left but kept avoiding their calls until they gave up. every week i work hard and can't wait until im home where i can be a lazy sack of shit as much as i want until monday morning. i don't really care about pussy either tbh. if it's in front of me i;ll stick my dick in it but no way i'm putting in work. fuck everything i like music, computer games, movies, shows, and internet. the world can suck my dick. the end.

They probably don't like you but are just nice and polite. You probably bore them by being nice.

i try hard to be nice. if i let people see the real me they would probably be afraid or at least weirded out. the only connections i seem to make are with other sick assholes. we don't travel in packs.