Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ln22uKGHdbk
youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY
youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3KiCDdhgo
youtu.be/xZXHjuyYujo
youtube.com/watch?v=Txl-GD3BZxE
youtube.com/watch?v=Jtf5isao73E
youtube.com/watch?v=5IceTlQlSx8
knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake
youtube.com/watch?v=YZVlSqjjkic
youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>Best fox is lurking

awww :C Good night!

>did u not read what i said
why would i ever read the lies you say scarlet

Pomf =3

[chelsea]
we don't really have a choice do we?

Gonna reclaim Lilly and then go to bed. Don't forget that we are still married Hanako~

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I'm still here, Misaki.

Nah, sisters. i just was watching it for awhile.

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8ch@ners will not have a better gif than this
Prove me wrong
>Pro tip you can't

GANG STYLE

LOVE AND LIGHT Richard Lee Guthrie

Where do you go for artwork of your waifu? I check gelbooru but it's mostly hentai which, while great, isn't always what i want. cute non-lewd art is nice, too.

DAMN YOU WE ARE NOT

Not really lol

Still better than drawniggers

Nothing, reporting in for this wasn't worth it in the slightest.

Danbooru and Gelbooru work pretty much the same way.
And you can filter lewds easily.

scarlet is like cancer. who even invited that slut

>lol

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Lmao my real name is John

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CEENNNAAAAA

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I'm loving it so much! Old I know but I love it

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That is not okay

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But you didn't do anything wrong but work there! What the fuck?
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>saber
You're welcome lol

Bad!

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this is not the end

love for tp

youtube.com/watch?v=Ln22uKGHdbk

It's been awhile, how is everyone?

see

Chara claimed.

Because people love to bitch at me apparently

scarlett is kinda passable tho tbh

>cuddle the "sleeping" Alice

Hi hi! Have you been good?

Get triggered, elitist

Post belly

Chara why wont you just kill me?

oh haha

Go to hell, Autist.

the graphics make me want to puke lol everything is so ugly

Hello and goodnight friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>Lewds before bed

See you there edgy elitist~

Playing some LoL. One for All is still broken.

kek

Eh, maybe.

No. Well, mostly, I guess.

Best fox
Second best 2hu
>4th quarter 1 minute
>Losing 14 to 24
Fun game glad I'm not one of the players :^)

because i know the truth

As always.

We can make sweet compassionate love while Satan watches.

>just letting you know I don't even know what pomf is

Hello friendo

Because that means you won't be here anymore and that makes me sad

>playing anything other than ranked

wot

This is fine.

>Playing LoL
>Game where literally everything is broken
Kek
>Still playing Graves and Nidalee jungle
>As always
There's something else? Maybe a bote :^)

Sorry to hear that, something you'd like to talk about? I've been doing fine.

(You)

lewds?

then why do you keep disappearing for months at a time

also on a unrelated not i find you kinda cute as a trap

eh, i'll take second best

I'd date extra crispy waifu

Hello Juvia!

yeah im top tier considering a lot of other factors

anyways i dissapear cus i get bored and play wow or other mmos

im a 1 track kinda person u feel

I didn't think you'd be like that too since you're a lasagna black hole
I know. At least I start working again on tuesday

Yeah sorry Tenshi is a best

You'd do okay. You're a great boy. You'd simply move on to better people.

This is a cluster. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.
Enjoy the wondrous world without me

youtube.com/watch?v=__OSyznVDOY

oh ok

You haven't enough EXP to be worth my time.

I thought you were judging me like Santa.
It's not really something I can talk about.
My evil deeds shall remain a secret for all eternity.

its too annoying to multitask

anyway what up teepee

Everyone says I have a blackhole for a stomach

I thought you were someone else sorry

*gently places a Yandere Queen in the thread*

I see.
Well I guess you get something more than coal this christmas! What would you like?

not really much just listening to "jazz" on the internet

That is not okay

It's an old game! Give a break lmao! They devoplers tried, homie. They want to leave it to the imagination to make what they want to make

Who vs who? Not much of a football fan but everyone in texas seems to love it a lot

It's rape tiem

Well you got that going! What to you do if I may ask?

well she's basically a god

Are you Yuno number 3?

>you are still my lick buddy

You're like that boring guy that has no friends because his life is too mundane to be meaningful.

What?

Goodnight, have sweet dreams!

>That might happen
>But that doesn't mean I'll forget you

>carefully tries to not knock it over

Oh

>what a wonderful idea

We aren't buddies, we're rivals!

>nibble nibble

Girl on the right

It's kinda useful though
It's just a casual hardware store job, but I might have a huge opportunity to get back to working as an industrial mechanic in the next weeks
yes

No.

graphics aren't usually a huge deal for me but fuck lol.
>dont mind me, im just being a bitch

What did you want, TP?

Thank you for enlightening me.
(This isn't about you being on the left)

btw waifu thread locals ignore ui

he thinks he is the undesputed king of discord

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>nibble nibble
So how was your day?

Horo, fuckers

I know the rules and all; but can I become a present myself?

uwot.

I'm the Queen of this board scumlord

cheb ur brivblege

>Horo

I don't think so

I only wish I didn't get so many stares at all-you-can-eat buffets

oh hi elmers

okAY

Anyway, what are you doing?

Either works

You periods you uneducated dyke.

I guess that could be your present, where am I sending you?

Admin: *uses magic on Yuno to forget* Now, now, now, we don't want the thread blown to shreds now due to her not being with Yuki, now do we? *whispers* Yes.

Leave /waifu/ until you learn to spell and then don't come back anyway.

what do you want?

Not saying school names for anonymity reasons
True, but still

yes though
you should take some plates to the restroom

Eh? I only ever claim Shizuru. Don't understand.

sup faggors?

What

the

fok

Tenshi has a pretty great theme too

i don't want anything

it must be jarring for you seeing someone not wanting anything from you

Is that Smiles?

Have you tried meth?
I tried a month ago and my life has become more exciting, plus I have new friends!

You were asking me to come here though.

Alright then, have a nice night.

Studying calculus, as usual. Then I'm going to play League, as usual. Then I'm going to get thrashed in every game, as usual.

>nibbles cat ears

Smiles has been burned at the stake because the church found out that her sinful equine fornication has continued.

Na fuck them, i'll keep giving my "the fuck you lookin at nigga?" look

Song for proto1. You played this to me years ago.
Hope you aren't drinking.

youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg

This
Have you heard the orchestral version
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD3KiCDdhgo

Lick me.

That's the tricky bit. You have to find someone who'd want me and treat me right.

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Oh shit dude! Don't let your dreams be memes!

You haven't played ed edd eddy the mis-edventure
>wanna be my bitch? ;)

About to play something else besides spore. Just don't know what yet

Houston texans are my go to since it's hometown. Gotta rep. I know another user who's in the same city, one user who's lurking right now that was here and maybe galil is nearby

Sup peice of shit vampire. Doing well?

I keep forgetting to avatarfag.

Please be a girl, please be a girl, please be a girl, please be a girl.

post face.

is that how you handle situations? run away?

i mean you just pumped hell hormones into your body that kinda took balls

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Someone's posting that sword girl that she used for ages, and I am too much of a dumbass to get namesync to work, so I had to ask

I have not but I think I have an idea lmao
>hehehehhe
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*lick*

You don't know where you want to go?
Well, maybe a country at least? Narrow it down?

Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.

Not the best decision making on my part, that's for sure...

Ran's theme is pretty great as an Orchestra too

youtu.be/xZXHjuyYujo

Hanekawa Claimed

You clearly just stated it wasn't a situation though.

You wanted to snuggle? Why didn't you say so?

>Come here sweetie~

>lick

elma tell me about your fear that the cancerous hormones you were injecting might not give you tits

REBEL SOULS DESTROYERS WE HAVE BEEN CALLED.

Duly noted
That works too
Yeah I hope I get it. Otherwise it would me too hard to live all by myself on minimal wage forever

oh damn i already went mean

ooooooooooooooops

Sorry for the pause. Discussion, anyone?

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I'm just as anonymous as everybody else.
>except the tripfags maybe

Still a little over 3 months to go.

It's such an important matter I don't want to make any mistakes; but there's still time!

Monogatari has the best waifus

RIFK
RIFK
RIFK

IT NEVER ENDS

youtube.com/watch?v=Txl-GD3BZxE

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Any Touhou so orchestral is amazing.
>Filename
Then stop

What's up?

Ya learn to stop giving a fuck, like a fatass that only cares about eating and waves a fat middle finger to the crowd

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This would still imply that you have a gender.

yo tp

youtube.com/watch?v=Jtf5isao73E

Not much, you?

My tits are growing fine, thanks.

rifk

youtube.com/watch?v=5IceTlQlSx8

The streak continues. The war goes on.

My son rifk..my own son.

"Undertale was a mistake"
>Hayhao Miyazaki

Fair point
>I'll never stop naming files, it must be done

>CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP

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0-oh

Fucking finally.
What's up, guys?

Same, glad the week is finally over.

I'm fine with 'probably male'.
The matter causes nothing but trouble on here.

It has Hanekawa alright.

TP where there the fuck are you fuck lawndale.

',: ^)

Sensitive, eh?

>nibbles and tickles cat ears

lol no i don't particularly like boston punk

I used to think that way about everything but over the last few months I've turned into a little bitch afraid of what people thinks

>ERP
Telegram

sorry based proto

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How? Bring that attitude back

Hm. I see. I see.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake

We are all mistakes, aren't we? A wrong bit of liquor here and there, our parents waking up to a surprise 9 months later.

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Eh?

youtube.com/watch?v=YZVlSqjjkic

If your mother didn't know she was pregnant until you fell out, well you might have a few issues you need looked into

It's so bad dude I swear
>Oh my
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I really hope you do! Crossing fingers for ya!

Whoops wrong pic was used
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Let them, I'm bored.

such cute

Until christmas. Santa won't come until then.

Oh

it really shows you who just wants replies and cybers and who just is real

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Even better! :3

Rem is cute as... as... the cuttest thing you can think right now.

Rem as a catgirl

Idk man. Someone happened and it left me.. different
Thanks man much appreciated

get a running head start

Hmm. Well alright.
Yeah i really like that picture. Wish it was colored. Oh well.

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what the

Wtf even your image?

Rem as wife

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PINK? WTF

NO!

Why the fuck do all you guys treat your wiafus like prostitutes like damn they are wonderful waifus and you treat them like a symbol or a prize like just think what the fuck she wil be thinking like WHAT THE FUCK

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daywalker

no fucking clue what happened

nigga imma need some sauce

Magic for me
Magic make no sound
It good for me
It good for me underground

Magic on me
Really got me down
Invade the city
It make my heart beat no sound

She is not a prostitute user, if she was real... well ill get married without thinking, you know, love her, protect her... ill go to the bathroom to cry a little, ill be back in five minutes or so

U got haxxed

Michiru

I might be able to color it; uh.
In theory sufficiently well, but I didn't do it oftenly.
I'll have a look at it at least.

the absolute pizzaman
madpizza
>select all pizza

youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

Oh look, the 3DPD vampire is here

mods have always made an exception for this thread. there are a couple mods that post here.

No love for Haruka? I suppose i can understand.
She's quite fun in her own right though.

Good choice. She's cute.

Oh don't worry about it, i can't ask that kind of a project of someone for no good reason.

KAREN

I didn't see you earlier

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Who are the mods exactly?

Brawlhalla, obviously

not sure. mods do not typically reveal themselves. many just post anonymously.

O-Oh
This didn't go the way I wanted it to
KEK
You're very welcome

Doing good?

What are your suspicions of who is a mod?

You can't faze me. Not anymore.

cut me yuno

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