Why are you not pansexual?!

why are you not pansexual?!

because OP is a fag

Because I'm not attracted to cookware

i don't even know what that means honestly.

I'm like Chuck Norris

>so obviously hetero

Because pansexuality doesn't exist.

Because unlike you I'm not a filthy degenerate cuck.

>wut.jpg

Don't fuck pans, bro. You could get burned.

This is now a Howard the Duck thread.

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because theres 2 genders, and if you like both, thats bisexual.
also im not a homo

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Pan just means you can be attracted to people regardless of gender. For example Trans people or those who identify as not having a gender or whatever

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I'm not an edgy 12 year old trying to look cool on Tumblr.

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What's with the derail? Pansexualuty is superior. Humans are humans are humans and have holes and so I'll stick my dick in it.

Because you're thread sucks worse than this shitty movie.

You're a degenerate hedonist. A worthless waste of oxygen.

Damn gender studies

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>My thread
Sorry. Wrong.
Hedonism is the way of life in 2016.
Remember when the world ended? In 2012?
We've got no more growth as a race. It's time to die.

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yeah but those things you said arent real. transgender is someone switching from one to the other, so if you like both genders, youll like trans. boom

Because I cut the special snowflake bullshit and call it what it is: bi.

see

I feel a strong desire to shit on you all

Why not a dishsexual? Or laundrysexual?
Or some other made up crap?

doubt you're like chuck norris but k

Yes it does

People can fall in love with other people regardless of gender

That's called bisexuality

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Cuz pans are greasy, flat, and hard to penetrate.