Ask the creator of the universe anything before I go to bed

Ask the creator of the universe anything before I go to bed

Prove it. Kill me right now.

should i divorce her?

Why are you lying?

Why?

Why am I alive?.

kek or lel?

fuck off Sean Murray

fuckyou for making the universe.

Nah nigga, i ain't create your stupid ass mass for nothing
Yeah
Why do you think im lying?
Because
Because 2 losers out there had sex
Both are shit mate
no u
I'm sorry

i'm pretty sure you did m8. No one who is either famous or has made a major contribution to society browses Cred Forums on a regular basis.

Just end it all. I'll disappoint you more than I disappoint myself.

>Because

>(You)
>Why do you think im lying?
Because there is no creator of the known universe.

Why do you feel you need to lie on the internet?

Also can you check my dubs?

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Can you create a universe so creative that not even you can create it?

I think I'm the one who should be more dissapointed for fucking allowing your existence
Wow you're stupid as fuck mate
I'm like literally talking to you, fucking idiot lol
Ignorant cracker god I hate white people
k
My head hurts when you ask this question

I'd tear you in fifths like a fucking party balloon you fucking bedtime creep

How'd you do it?

Why would the all powerful creator of the universe need to sleep

why are you such a nigger jesus christ
kill yourself

Lol no you won't
I did a science
You know I have to support myself right? I have to work 9-5 plus over time and when I get home I'm so fucking tired. This economy is fucking shit.
Cry some more white boy

i'm squeezing oragnes for juice. eat ass fuck yourself

>(You)
>Wow you're stupid as fuck mate
>I'm like literally talking to you, fucking idiot lol
Uhh, no. You are simply someone claiming that you created the universe.

You actually have no idea how this universe works. You wouldn't even be able to comprehend the complexities.

I know a troll when I see one.

Oh I get it, lol, yeah you are the creator of the universe. Buddhism bb

Mix that shit with cannabutter and that's the cure for cancer lmao
>You actually have no idea how this universe works.
nice one. I bet you actually believe earth is a sphere lmao
Those buddhist niggas only think for themselves, fuck them

nice bait, friend.

He's a flat earther now I know you're retarded

That's true, those Buddhists don't give a fuck. But what else do you expect when you learn that nothing actually matters and the world is basically just one big game?

>(You)
>>You actually have no idea how this universe works.
>nice one. I bet you actually believe earth is a sphere lmao
There is no proof that it isn't

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Nice friend, bait
It's a meme you dip!
It's not a game. There's no point for it though lol it was just my science fair experiment. Someone threw a spitball at it and it killed the dinosaurs
I'm fucking god, don't tell me theres shit I don't know

What do you think? It's me.

should i smoke weed xddddddddd

>(You)
>I'm fucking god, don't tell me theres shit I don't know
That is a funny one. Everyone knows there is no god. Creative, "free-thinking" humans invented god to control the weak and dumb.

History proves it. Religion is a basically an "accepted" cult.

That's what I mean by game, it doesnt serve a purpose, it doesnt exist to serve some sort of function. It just happens spontaneously (You too, bud). It's hard to put into words. Well goodnight OP, you arent the only one who is tired.

You are but a mask amongst a crowd of faces, all hiding from their own light.

You're not special, but you must exist.

What should I masturbate to?

Show boipussy
Yes
I'm the god of atheism nigga
You can't think straight, good thing you're going to bed you suck of water
I don't have a mom so she never told me i was special but I know it
Loli threads are my favorite to fap to, I recommend

will spongebob get better

how disappointed are your parents in you that you felt the need to post this?
go to sleep buddy, you have school on monday and staying up will mess with your sleep schedule.

The OG writers left the show so it'll only get worse
I don't have parents you dumb fuck

will Cred Forums get better

will all the newfag become oldfags one day

A fellow god... Thank you for your offering to the masses.
>Get your head out if your own ass. You aren't the only one ++(Unless that's what you're spreading right now AND you're conscious of it.)+&_#

No tbh fam
No
que?

hey we both got dubs
why would a god be posting on Cred Forums? fucking retard

i hear bleach tastes good if you mix it with paint thinner and drano. you should try it.

-Sent from my phone

Uh, cause I fucking want to? What the fuck do you think I do? I've done did my job and everything is up to you retards to decide what to do
I'm immortal nigga

Will I roll dubs?

WHY DID YOU MAKE JEWS?!

-Cred Forums

Oh, okay:(

no
Jews are bros
Yeah sorry about that user

will i ever in my life time get trips

!!