Let's play a game Cred Forums
My shitty iphone broke and won't turn on and i'm not planning to fix it so let's instead destroy it
Here's how it works
If you get dubs i will do what you tell me. (e,g: throw it on the floor)
If you get trips however that's how i'm gonna destroy it. (e.g: throw water on it) and that will be the close of the thread.
Got it? Now roll.
shove it in your ass, and keep it there for 30 minutes, then break the phone with a hammer
Stick it in your butt and leave it there
Pour molten aluminum on it
whip it through the biggest window in your house.
Shit on it with such force that it shatters
That doesn't even make sense
Cum on it, cover it real nice with your gooey swimmers and microwave it
Hit it with your dick till it breaks. Post vid
Sure i'll do that once i break it
Oh yea tip the apple guy and if he refuses to take a tip (3-5$) make a huge scene
Throw it at the first old person you see until it breaks
Throw it at your neighbors car
Get charger, cut USB port off, put wires in normal house plug, plug into wall.
Smash it open, cum in it, then swallow each part individually (Parts that are too big can be ignored)
I live in a first floor so not much damage
Chew on it as hard as you can
Stick it garbage disposal and film it
Tape it to your hand and punch a wall
Dubs - shit on it
Trips - make it stand vertical and stomp it with the biggest boots you have
Timestamp pls
I shall do that when i go repair it
Nice
Hammer a nail through the battery part user
smash the battery with a hammer.
C'mon guys don't you believe in meme magic
Go outside and throw it as hard as you can on the pavement
Throw at someone's car window
Roll for throw at car windshield
Hit with hammer on screen
take a bath in the tub with it, send evidence
Break it into little pieces bake a cake with pieces inside then eat it with your family tomorrow
Microwave it, film the whole thing and put it on YouTube.
Ring ring ring we have a winner
Anybody know where i can upload a video fast?
Another one, 2 trips in one thread wtf
YouTube, get that ad revenue
Yeah and here's more. Ironic right?
Untill the old person breaks?
Sweet thread op. Bumperino.
Well phone it's been fun you stored my porn and i never got any calls.
Any last words?
If i die because of you guys remember me.
Dubs confirmed remembered.
Put it in there for 10 minutes and film it
Post results
bumping for the hope that OP will actually deliver.
Oh boy that was anticlimatic still pretty cool
I'll be uploading the video soon just keep bumping
OP probably died of microwave radiation.
Stab the back of it with a strong knive
Put back in microwave for 15 minutes
2K16 has been horrible year. First we lost Harambe, now OP. RIP you marvellous fucker.
Reroll for this plus time lapse video
i still want to see your window.
>inb4 i was a pussy and opened the window.
send it to morgan freeman with the text: thanks for all your help coming straight in life
Well that was fun heres the video.
vimeo.com/183099876
You can see my faggot face in there pls no bully. Also i got scared and had to put it out.
Let's do that again sometime.
F.
Good thread op, wish you went full 10 but good nonetheless
Stab a hole in the back of ot
Op delivered! Good job ya skinny fuck
Jam a screwdriver down the headphone jack with a hammer.
bravoh op, that was entertaining and good video quality. +1 interwebs for you!