Deep web stories

Deep web stories.

>be me
>look for CP
>can`t find cp
>killmyself

fbi

D00d it's sp00ky

i seen a well with a spiderweb in it, so i recorded it with a potato.

Found a video where a girl was literally shitting out Hotwheels cars then began racing them on a track.

you could have completed that sentence without using the word literally

I lack a chin sorry

you will be

Literally? That's literally awesome bro.

/r/ing newfags guide for safe browsing

you got me, now im enraged

I'm glad I helped.

at least you 'helping' me and not someone that matters, literally

ya literally man. Like it's legit dude. Literally bro. LITERALLY BRO

bump

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

lethal

>be me
>be demigod tier hackerman
>sell discs and stuff on blackmarket
>feelsadrenalinerushman
>falling asleep waiting for some fools one night

Tbh I needed that pic of Stallone. Ty

>demigod hackerman
>discs and stuff
well fuck, im convinced

Wait a minute, thats from the matrix

i was worried you might steal a picture off me thats been round for 10+ years. dang

Literally bro

>go to site full of links
>find nothing of interest except for a few stores
>spend about an hour clicking around random shit
It's kinda boring unless you know what you're looking for

>from out of nowhere text appears on monitor
>says follow the white pepe
>fools show up
>sell them their shit, they say lets go party
>i say no im tired
>as they turn to leave this chick has a white pepe tattoo
>wtf mang?
>curiosity kills the cat
>i go
>take a pill
>whoa I know kung fu
>fight elf dude in a business suit
>rekt shit cheesy techno jam
>the other two movies were totally disappointing.

Nigga i already got it, it was the matrix
Also, highway chase in 2 was god tier
The final fight in matrix and zion was neo tier
Other than that, it suffers from lotr syndrome

nice, youve gone and left me for dead. how dare you?! i thought we were friends

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>be me
>connect to random Ips
>Get password blocked by a bunch of the successful connects
>Don't know shit about hacking so i just start typing random numbers into the password field until i get locked out.
>Repeat
>eventually succeed after about 4 hours[the fuck are the chances of that]
>Site takes about a minute to load.
>Literally nothing but a database of old leaked passwords i dont really know what to do with.
>close tor and jerk off angrily
Shits extremely boring, sure you can find the odd drug site or porn site, but you really need to know what you're connecting to... links change constantly and because of that, if you go to any site that tries to index sites, most of them will be dead... people don't use the same adress for more then a week usually if theres "illegal" content, you basically hgave to know a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy... too convoluted, not worth the time...

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you're acting like you're 13 years old

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well if anyones qualified to know how a 13 year old acts its you. thanks, ill keep it in mind

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How come everyone is talking about "deep web" nowadays?

There is this one faggot I know personally who ALWAYS brags around that he orders weed on THE FUCKING DARKWEBS N SHIT and all my 9gag-visiting friends celebrate his haXx0rness.

Dem tripz n dubz

dont change the subject

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the thinking once was to have places where people could do there trade in what they liked with others like

now its all white collar popo everywhere and the genera public can go fuck themselves

all private clubs now and shits all gateways for proving your credentials

and you still have to be invited no matter how much you provide and prove and hump and grind and flip fuck around

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MODS

>bought some ecstacy
>250mg of md per pill
>have great time

would recommend 10/10

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>Bought some cheap MDMA.
>Thought this was too good to be true.
>Mfw package from the Netherlands Shows up at my house.
>Had a good time.
>9/11 would recommend again.

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no, just no

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Wadda fuck?

First time ive ever heard anyone saying that all three of the lotr films were nothing short of absolutely spectacular.

U r shit

how often do you leave your cage?