Be me 3 years ago

>Be me 3 years ago
>17
>have a fuck load of loli downloaded
>One day pc acting up
>Ask brother to help cause he's good at tech
>Playing vidya in my while he fixes it.
>Suddenly mom comes in
>Looks pissed
>"Alright young man give me that pc"
>why.jpg
>turns out brother snooped around on my pc
>found all the loli hentai
>takes away pc for 3 months
>word spreads around quickly


My sister died a month before that too,
She was molested when she was 12 so they bring that up to make me feel worse
My mom was crying about the fact her son is a pedo
OnlytimeI'veseenhercry.png
mfw my family still thinks I'm a pedophile

Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#F!adEQnSYa!ZS2tbrYS7y-WAO3BpDL4nA
youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>mfw my family still thinks I'm a pedophile

>thinks

I still have the loli on my pc, I just learned to hide it.

Does anyone else have stories of their porn being discovered?

bump

>yfw you need help from your brother again
>yfw he literally types: "loli" in search bar

I used to draw pictures of girls getting fucked in the ass when I was in middle school. I had a bunch of them and I hid them under my bed. Eventually my step mom found them and I've never been more embarrassed in my life.

...

God, OP, you are retarded.

You didnt learn shit...

Care to dump it somewhere? For research purposes, of course.

Sure here's some

just ignore them, seriously who gives a fuck ifthey think your a pedo you have your own fetish. I mean you love them still, but allowing there opinon to take you down is not really a good thing, just take your loli hentai and put it dropbox and keep the link to get to it then delete it, and then make a logical conversation and convince your not a pedo anymore

I thought more about encrypting the folder, uploading it to mega, and sharing link and password in the thread ...

Ill try, I've never done that before so sorry if it takes a while.

Mfw my family knows I'm a pedophile

>there, op, I fixed it for you

WinRar allows you to archive it.
You can also set the password there.
Creating a mega account is easy and painless.
The only problem is that uploading lots of data can take a while and can block your other connections.

Just saying.

I think someone who won't go as far to change the name of his folder won't do anything more than upload two or three pics.

Just saying.

mega.nz/#F!adEQnSYa!ZS2tbrYS7y-WAO3BpDL4nA I think I got it.

Is that so, you nigger?

>not encrypting everything

100% your own fault and I haven't a fucking lick of sympathy for you, you god damn retard.

mega.nz/#F!adEQnSYa!ZS2tbrYS7y-WAO3BpDL4nA Here, for anyone that missed it.

Not even a little? Also, how is it my fault?

You gave your computer with sensitive information on to your brother.

You're a fucking retard.

Wait, is loli legal?

>"I think"

Thanks for the honeypot OP.

How was I supposed to know He's snoop through my files?

Stay NEET. I feel sorry for any college or employer that would try and take you on. You are not fit for survival.

Just shows how you cannot trust anyone.

Use tor, fuck the police.

Kek

>mfw my family still thinks I'm a pedophile

You are.

Pic of ur sis pls

I swear to christ if The police come looking for me I'll start a thread of me killing myself.

This. Or just .jpg. Whazam, all of that loli so cleverly hid found with literally typing a file extension into the search bar.
Don't be retarded op, at least encrypt that shit.

mega.nz/#F!adEQnSYa!ZS2tbrYS7y-WAO3BpDL4nA Here it is don;t worry about the key.

I'd like to chime in with some SO THE FUCK WHAT? Live it down. You didn't harm anything. It's friggin CARTOONS.

I'm still pissed at my brother for snitching.

I'm deleting it at 7:30 central time.

I'm deletting it at 7:30 so hurry up and downlaod it.

It's not even finished uploading, dude. I said things like this take time.

I'll delete it at 8:00 central time.

Bump

If some one get's quints I'll do it

As if.

If some body gets quints I'll do it.

It's at 80%

90%

I might start a new thread with the link in case this one 404's

why are you so paranoid about loli?
are you in some 3rd world shithole or something?

that folder isn't even a lot

mega.nz/#F!adEQnSYa!ZS2tbrYS7y-WAO3BpDL4nA it's ready

Started a new thread

I'm sorry for your backwards country. Here you can legally date and fuck a 12 year old, if you aren't 18 yet.

Where do you live?

Ok, I'm about to delete it.

Nigger, I was at 99% percent, then you deleted it.

Fuck you, you retarded piece of shit. You are the dumbest user I have ever met, and by god, I have met so many retarded people on this fucking website it's not even funny anymore. But you, you top them all. You are the most retarded bastard I have ever seen, and I sincerely hope they find you and break your legs and leave you to die in the gutter.

There are children starving in Africa.

why delete it idiot

If I have the choice of pissing someone off or going to prison for child porn, I'd pick pissing some one off.

I said I was going to delete it, you should have said something, autist.

it must be really hard to call it something else and then upload it..

Who's "they"?

So stupid

You said you were going to delete it at 8.00, you retarded niggerjew autistic faglord cocksucking son of an alcoholic bitch that should have killed herself before she might have even THOUGHT of conceiving you. Seven minutes. You faggot couldn't wait seven minutes, Please, please jump out of the window, you are too fucking retarded for this fucking world. Your brother must have had it so easy finding your stuff, considering you have no working brain at all.

You retarded piece of shit. I completely mean it this time: you deserve to die. You are worthless. Completely worthless. You wouldn't even function as burning material in the KZs.

"They" == the faggots who always act as internet tough guys claiming they are going to beat up pedos and loli lovers.

I SAID I WAS ABOUT TO DELETE YOU AUTIST.

>your brother must have had it so easy finding...
you're*

YOU WROTE IT, AND THEN YOU DID IT. DO YOU SACK OF SHIT REALLY THINK THAT I AM OBSERVING THIS FAILURE OF A THREAD CONSTANTLY JUST FOR A FAGGOT TO REPORT THAT HE IS EVEN MORE A PIECE OF SHIT THAN HE WAS BEFORE AND IS GOING TO DELETE THE FUCKING FOLDER? DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!

my face right now.

Fuck your brother for being a snitch. If I was your brother I would of just extorted you.

>hide it
>win10
buddy microsoft has a backup of them there´s no point in hiding them anymore

How much failure, autism, fear and retardedness can be poured into a person and then have it be named after the retarded sack of shit that the OP is. "Oh, I am about to delete it 7 minutes before I said I will, because I am a faggot, and I deserve to die, and I deserve to have my organs sold to other people that have the mere HOPE to be a more useful being in one hour than I was in my entire fucking life". Kill yourself!

Guys, there are children DYING in Africa and your complaining about not being able to fap to children? Pathetic

OP here
I did it to annoy you. I could see the bandwidth activity and knew I could troll you. I'm literally having a wank to your tears right haha
Sucked in cocksucker

...

>YOU WROTE IT, AND THEN YOU DID IT. DO YOU SACK OF SHIT REALLY THINK THAT I AM OBSERVING THIS FAILURE OF A THREAD CONSTANTLY JUST FOR A FAGGOT TO REPORT THAT HE IS EVEN MORE A PIECE OF SHIT THAN HE WAS BEFORE AND IS GOING TO DELETE THE FUCKING FOLDER?

Autism is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by impaired social interaction, verbal and non-verbal communication,

>DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!DIE!

and restricted and repetitive behavior.

ITT: Paedophiles arguing

That's not me, I'm OP, but this guy is right about why I did it

"I only pretended to be retarded"
>damage controlling like a useless failure that you are

You have no chance seeing the activity of a single person, because that is something mega does not export.

/thread

I'm OP, that wasn't me

>thinks im a pedo
dont you mean *knows

op you should feel bad tho, if that shit happened to someone in your family you shouldnt be even touching that shit, but you saved it

>Uhuh, I am a faggot who deserves to die too, please kill me, I beg you, PLEASE KILL ME I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!

You, every morning in front of your mirror.

>saving your porn
>not hiding it
>not encrypting it
>literally saving anything on your computer nowadays

Fuck just get a Dropbox or be normal and go on gelbooru and don't save shit. Who the fuck saves porn on their computer nowadays

OP, here I'm sorry I just didn't want to be arrested

no im op

>that is something mega does not export
Top kek pleb how knew are you to this? I was literally seeing all the bandwidth. And just as it was about to hit 99%, like right at climax after a long and vicious wank, I decided to pull the cord from you.
Because that's who I am. Heartless. The world's screwed me over and now I screw you.

How does I encrypt?

No, I'm OP screen shot to prove it

fake

Not me, I'm OP another screenshot to prove it

you are 20 years old and you hide shit from your mother. So pathetic, really. Either man up and stop being a bitch aboutthings you like or seperate yourself from people sticking their nose in your business. Also you orobably are a pedo if you like loli.

>My sister died a month before
>She was molested when she was 12
>My mom was crying about the fact her son is a pedo
>OnlytimeI'veseenhercry.png

yea nah thats a lie.
Sister dies, no one cries. Autist son they wish they never had does something autistics, mom cries.

Well, I meant It was ONE of the only times I've seen her cry.

I'm op screenshot to prove it

>trying that hard
I know you are not OP, but you are still pretty much pathetic. You are way too coherent in your writing.

No, im the real op

Ffs I don't even care who's pretending to be OP. I'm just so gutted with my life right now, I'm so depressed and anxious all the time. My entire family hates me and thinks I'm a pedophile it's just not fair :(
I find it very difficult to go outside sometimes, I suffer from the tremors. I have no job or business prospects. Hold me.

kek
thanks for the laugh user

Fuck you got quads, ANOTHER SCREENSHOT TO PROVE IT

Chekem
Fagot

You should start programming. Many IT guys are into loli/CP.

So, real OP, I did it because I thought I would be arrested I'm sorry,but I had to.

I tried to but html5 was really hard to get my head around
No wonder tech guys are paid so much

Why the fuck do you idiots keep a folder of it? Its posted all over Fuckin Cred Forums

>HTML5
You should try C for starters. And I don't consider it that hard TBH.

OP here, have some compensation

The concepts just didnt make sense to me. Was I jumping into the deep end? Should I try your languagea and then go back to html5?

You should first learn how a computer works before you start doing higher level stuff. At least IMO. That's what C is for.

OP here, you guys should have said something before I deleted it, you fucking kikes

>Jerks off to cartoon images depicting children in sexual situations

>My family THINKS I'm a pedo wah halp me Cred Forums

Heres some advice. Kill yourself, you degenerate fuck, before you end up hurting a real child.

Thanks for the advice I will definitely look into this C thing. Do I have to download it?
You sound like a smart guy. Do you think I can ever get my mum to forgive me? She is really pained by all of this.

you first nigger, and I would never actually do it.

C is a compiled language. Which means you need a compiler. Visual Studio (Microsoft's compiler for Windows) is freely available for people like you.

Cannot help you about your mother, I am terrible with people.

well, your mother obviously is a bitch.

also: encryption, learn to fuckin use it

How do you do that?

>I'd never actually do it.

Said damn near every paedophile before they went out and molested a kid.

Just remember "I didn't mean to hurt anybody" doesn't hold up in court as well as you probably think it might. I hope your parents tell all their friends and the rest of the family so they don't let their children around you.

>I'm so triggered.
>I can't get loli

Fuck off you Steve.

It's spelled Pedophile, learn to spell then we'll talk

No thanks. Considering that the only thing you'd be interested in talking about is fucking a kid. I bet you wish you were your sisters rapist.

No, I don't, why are you even in this thread, if you don't like loli, you jackass?

You DO know that for child molesters it's not about the child, but about control? Those people never said "I am a pedophile, but I am not going to hurt anyone". For them it's about hurting. And if you didn't have the IQ of an highway station toilet you might have had the chance to know that.

Besides, I like shota too, so there.

AND, she wasn't raped, she was molested
and
the molestor was my father

Great. So you're a predator AND a faggot.

At least I'm not homophobic.

>at least I'm not homophobic
checkm8

Homophobes are WORSE than pedophiles if you think about it.

That explains a lot. So being a kid fucker is in your DNA. Do the world a favor and rid the world of your filthy bloodline. Kill yourself.
Can't imagine how your mother felt when she found out about those files after what your father did. She's probably going to OD. I hope she does.

Sounds like you've been served with justice, pedo

>Grasping at staws

Like I said, I'd never do that to a child. I'm not a monster.

>be me
>orphan, grew in a foster family, I am adopted.
>physically and sexually abused through the childhood
>they're alcoholics and fight a lot
>20 now, diagnosed with bipolar 2 disorder, social anxiety disorder and major depressive disorder
>I couldn't even do groceries due to severe anxiety
>I'm put on 6 different types of medication
>am I dead yet? am I a zombie ? Who am I...these pills are...are killing me
>I had 2 boyfriends(yes I'm a fag), I caught the first one with a hooker in his bed, the second one beat the shit out of me because ''he's the leader" then left me heartbroken
>I...I'm just looking for love,
>attempt suicide by overdosing
>gets hospitalized 3 days, I run out of hospital because I needed one month more
>under no medication right now, I'm anxiety free, patiently waiting it to return, I'm also in therapy.
>I'm thinking to start self-harming again
>this world is just not for me....

There's one advice I wish I knew before, user.Be strong, FUCK other people, trust and love ONLY yourself so you won't get disappointed when others inevitably break your trust and focus on what you like.

Are you fucking for real?

Copy pasta

>the second one beat the shit out of me because ''he's the leader" then left me heartbroken
Here I broke into laughter.

Are you retarded?

Welp, shit happens.

Homophobia can lead people to kill themselves.

it'd be more hidden if the fucking folder wasn't called loli

Well, I hid it in another folder.

OK, now without glee, without jokes: are you autistic?

No, I hid the folder in another folder and I use the hide files thing.

I call it, underage!

Kys homophobe

Just admit it that you are a pedo ask for help. It's like you are a drug addict and denying it. Seek for a therapy or something, cause you are sick.

Seriously, my porn is hard to find.

You're a pedo, I would never hurt a kid.

sigh, fine
>Be me, horny as fuck 12 year old, constantly jerking as much as possible
>be playing nintendo64 smashbros on emulator with the door closed, think parents are busy watching TV
>Playing as samus and pause the game after getting electrocuted by pikachu for some reason >notice her suit "dissapears" in a certain frame of animation
>This barely humanoid one-tone 3d model that has nipple-less tits is enough to get me horny but not good enough to jack to
>Look up Samus hentai even though I didn't really look at hentai to fap even because IDK I wanted to masturbate to better Quality samus nudes.
>Google image "samus hentai", screen is full of thumbnails of it.
>Dad bursts in without knocking and flips the fuck out
>MFW one of the only times I've looked up hentai is literally the only time I was caught at all
>luckily wasn't fapping/didn't have dick out yet

later when things had cooled down I somehow managed to convince them that I wasn't searching for porn, that I had just typed in the name of a video game character and porn had popped up
they believed it because they think the entire internet is degenerate and their good little catholic boy surely wouldn't look at porn
Close one, but my friend had a funnier one
>be him, be 14ish, be at his kid sisters party
>his mom opens windows media player to put on music for the party and for some reason the settings mean that all the videos that have been played recently are up
>opens one - hardcore fucking, 5 minute highlight of a longer porn off of limewire
>he explains it as a "pop up ad" even though SHE WASN'T ON THE INTERNET and both parents accepted this
parents sure are desperate to stay in denial huh

I

One time my friend got all pissed because I fucked his niece (she was 20 at the time he was in his early 30's).

He was threatening me and shit so I told my mom about it to ask for advice. She immediately assumed it was a child as i guess I forgot to mention her age and she was scrambling to find ways to help me cover my tracks until I was like

>Wot, mate? She's 20 years old
>O-oh...then you have nothing to worry about then.

Which didn't solve my dilemma of how to solve the problem i was in.

Tl;dr real moms stick up for you no matter what. Get a better mom.

uuuh and he;s a filthy pedo who's into loli.
If you were looking at gay hentai and claiming not to be gay, I'd call bullshit
What's the difference OP?
And posting about how you're a degenerate with any protection for your IP.... HAHAHAHAHAHA wow you really aren't very sneaky, most perverts hide better

OP, your mom is an awful human being, helping what she thought was a pedophile.

>I'm not a monster

LOL yeah, dude. You are.

Give it time. You don't even care about the damage you'll cause. You're jerking off to children KNOWING that your family was already affected by molestation. You don't give a fuck. You're going to ruin someone's life.

...

It's not my fault I'm attracted to 7 year olds. (joke)

How am I a pedo?

Also your definition of hurting a kid may vary since you have some problems with your head.

I'm not an asshole, I was molested at an early age, I know how much it fucks you up, I would never do that to someone

Fucking kids is hot as fuck.

It takes one to know one.

OP here, no it's not.

Thats a shitty response. You can't defend the case, so you just typed out some bullshit that your pedo brain cells thinks that will destroy the opponent kek. I am just glad that I dont know you IRL, and I hope that you are far away from me. I don't want sickos like you around me.

Actually he's autistic just like you, that's what he meant.

Then get help or kill yourself. Those are really your only two REAL options. Even with help you're still a danger. You'll probably end up touching your kids. Imagine the damage it'll do you everyone around you. AND you'll get fucked up in prison. You're better off ending your life now while you're young so your family has time to recover. Although, I'm not sure how much they would miss their pedo son/brother. Do it. Fucking kill yourself, trash.

CTRL+Z in the folder to see if it undo the delete.

Can you maybe put down that razor blade for a while and chill the fuck out

Like I said countless times, I. WOULD. NEVER. HURT. A. CHILD

I wasn't op. She was trying to help her son as mothers should do.

If you found out your mother killed somronr, would you turn her in?

Family looks out for each other. You talk like a Hitler youth or some shit willing to turn family in to the state.

Can you please die horribly in a fire and record your death screams

Children dying in Africa is a good thing bro.

>be me
>dark and cold December night in 2014
>armed security vehicle patrol
>receive call from dispatch saying that there is a domestic disturbance in one of the apartment complexes I patrol
>thiswillbefun.jpeg
>arrive to door and hear someone getting beat the fuck up
>I knock and pound of the door, peak inside small accent window
>see white male beating the shit out of some girl on the floor, she's motionless
>I call dispatch and tell them to get PD and EMS here right away
>advised not to enter, I kick in door, draw weapon on the male
>he doesn't respond, instead he picks up a knife on the table beside him
>we are atleast 15 feet apart, he started to get up and move towards me
>I tell him I will kill him if he moves
>he starts walking towards me
>I unload my Glock 19 into his chest
>he drops like a rock, I can hear him moaning, I call dispatch and inform them
>check lady, she's breathing and appears stable
>dude got BTFO'd and bled out while I stood over him
Fastforward 4 hours
>since there was a shooting I had to take a mandatory 1 week PTO
>my boss is really in knit with my family
>I don't tell my family that I shot a really bad person to death
>I arrive back to find my mom in the computer room when I'm carrying in my bags and she looks at my PC and sees my porn
>she knows that I watch porn, yet she's not yelling at me, she just says that she's here for me
>mfw my mom discovered my porno stash and realized i killed a person all in the same day

I meant to say OP here, sorry and I'm not saying a good mother wouldn't do that, I'm just saying I t's kind of messed up

/thread

What kind of porn was it user. Also true grit right here

>Not being able to understand natural selection is taking place and that niggers are an inferior race

Pathetic.

You will. One day the opportunity will arise and you'll think "if I touch then now they won't possibly remember when they're older" and you'll do it again and again until you're balls deep in a helpless child that did nothing to deserve the hurt you're inflicting and you'll look back and remember the stranger that told you to end it when you were 17 and you'll wish you had.

Cut yourself. Drink bleach. Take a bath with the toaster. Anything. Just kill yourself. You're stealing oxygen from all the non pedos.

/thread
>also: daughter dies
>mom doesntcry
>sure.jpg
>probablytruestory.bat

>balls deep in a helpless child
I came

It was normie porn, just naked pictures of women, a few photos of women with dildoes, nothing that would be considered really bad, my mom is real virgin when it comes to family values, though I have heard of some crazy shit her and my dad used to do.

She probably found my porn bookmarks too, she had over an hour I'm guessing to look through it. But it was all vanilla "normie" porn.

/Thread

So it runs in the family? That says a lot.

>I just imagined it would be your daughter in which I was balls deep in
I came again

So if DRAWINGS of girls can make you a pedophile, violent video games can make you a murderer, right?

what you mean and what you say are different things you autistic degenerate

Honestly, I would rather have pedophiles looking at loli or tot compared to them actually commuting rape

Only a corrupt mind can be further corrupted. You are one with such a mind. A normal person would see that smut you call "harmless" and look away, same as that same person can play GTA and not go steal a car and run over a hooker.

Your mind is weak and you're only making it worse.

marry me user

The fuck is loli?

Honestly, I'd rather see them spoon-fed into a wood chipper.

anime little girls btw gtfo newfag

You are so autistic, do violent video games make me a psychopath? No.Does porn make me a rapist? No. Does loli make me a pedo? FUCK NO.

Why am I laughing so hard at this?

No
No
Yes

Do they still inspect your computer or have you moved out?

If they inspect it you should fill it with granny porn.

Loli is basically pubescent anime girls being sexualized in various ways.

What a bellend, you actually know what that is. Are you some sick fuck?

OP here, I still look back and cringe about how easy it was to find, I put it right In the quick access bar.

Nah, they btfo'd I still have a cunt load of porn on my pc

There's no way you could be over the age of 12 and make such a mistake.

Your dad made you what you are. A filthy, faggot child molester just like him. You're indulging in his fantasies. He probably thought the same thing you did.

>Oh, I-I'd never hurt nobody. No way. Especially not a child.

Fast forward to you and your siblings births.

>NOW IS MY CHANCE TO LIVE OUT MY FANTASY. I WILL FUCK THOSE KIDS.

Start saving money now to pay for your kids therapy.

Oh Boi your retarded xD

OP here, my porn collection

You know your porn habit is bad when you label a folder "normal"

You probably look at loli to.

>this retarded
>this worthless
You deserve to die so hard even a guillotine wouldn't be hard enough.

You deserved to get caught. It's a shame you're from a developed country. Anywhere else you'd probably be tossed from the roof of a tall building or have your genitals mutilated

what's the sarah folder ??

This thread is fucking retarded

>baiting this hard

No thanks. I fuck adult women.

Just some woman, nothing special

>Wanting to fuck kids

Ok now your inflating your ego

in my country adult is 12yo

Mikan's one of the mere two lolis I like.

Don't bullshit yourself. This get's you hard, doesn't it?

yeah that makes it so much better

Ahaha fucking kek

what the fuck are you talking about. There is no level of dying harder, its kind of an off or on thing.

Probably creep shots of his (now dead) sister

what's that idubbz extension on google chrome ?

dude that makes it even more fucked up i feel bad for your mother

Of course. Don't you get hard too? She looks so damn ready I'd make her pregnant on the spot.

It's not, here, shit's cash.

>Hey dreams can come true

Tell that to my bank account lady

It's that one that does the "hey, that's pretty good" thing.

Your country needs to bush up on its biology and redefine it's laws.

>What is a still developing brain?

should have wished for tits in that case

Okay edge boy

i'll dowload it and press it everytime i cum

>brains still do develop until the middle of people's 20s
Your argument is invalid, you are just retarded.

>Newest of newfags
Green text here . Jaypeg
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>Mum cried when she found out I was a pedo
>not when daughter died
Lol haha what a funny mayme

Then what the fuck counts as an oldfag

>be me 16 years ago.
>assumed everyone was asleep.
>know to not let them see me jack off since dad is a pastor.
>watching disney channel with hillary duff on.
>pull dick out.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>suddenly my dad comes in asking if i know where batteries are.
>he sees me jacking off.
>he goes into pissed off mode.
>he quotes scripture and pointing out how wrong i am.
>he says if i keep doing this i will go blind.
>i say, "Dad... I'm over here."

People who got off this ship before it fucking sank I guess

A 12 year old is no where near as mentally matured as a 17-18 year old. And even they are fucking retarded.

Just because a child reaches sexual maturity (periods) doesnt mean they're capable of entering an adult relationship.

Who's talking about adult relationship? They want to fuck. I want to fuck. And wisely they are into older guys to begin with.

>wisely
quit lying to yourself.

ITT pedophilles state that it's okay to jack off to fake pictures of """""""kids"""""""

/thread

autism at its best

>he sees me jacking off.
>i say, "Dad... I'm over here."
2/10

Why should I?

nice catch, i'll tweak the story next time

It's okay.

>Tricking a child into thinking your so cool and forcing them to have sex because no grown woman wants your disgusting ass.

You probably look like rocky denis had a child with Rosie o' donald

>be me
>not OP
>not a loser
>faps to normie shit

>be you
>be ragetard
>8/10 autist
>"HURRRR LOLI?!?!? NOT ON MY Cred Forums"
>yells at mom to hurry tendies
>begins furiously typing and shitting self

Actually there have been quite some women interested in me, because, and I quote: "Your intelligence is pretty attractive.". I have denied them all.

I don't have to trick them into thinking that; each adult that isn't stuck-up like their parents or their teachers is automatically cool.

>we found jimmy saville

That's why you don't get into autistic shit, OP. Imagine how much better it would have been if you weren't jacking off to cartoon toddlers and instead your brother found actual porn on your computer. Then at least everyone thinks you're normal. But now since you're uncontainably autistic, everyone thinks you're a pervy freak.

I take that as a complement.
>Tune on next time when I am fucking YOUR child, live on camera. Your Jimmy Saville.

>dumb frogposter too dumb to fix his own PC
>gets into trouble for being dumb
I see no problem.

>"Your intelligence is pretty attractive"
>Denied them all

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay do you think any of these would be better?

His name is pepe you autist.

Why wouldn't I deny them? I don't wanna fuck them. I fuck kids, I cannot help it when women find me attractive and I don't. That's not a matter of intelligence, but preference - although I am sure that for your underdeveloped brain there's not much of a difference there.

Nope, still fucking autistic. Jezuz, you people are pathetic.

>On Cred Forums
>Not a loser

My mom and I had a good chuckle out of that. Thnx

Is this why people say Cred Forums is cancer

To be fair, most parents are technologically inept and wouldn't know any better; that's gotten me out of a sticky situation once or twice.

Dumb frogposter.

A cancerous piss pool of incredulity of and self-loathing.

It's always been cancer. Welcome to the shit show.

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Nowadays Cred Forums is Anonymous normie social network, is beyond cancer right now.

OP HERE, It's not my fault I'm attracted to 7 yr olds.

>children dying in africa and nobody upload pics so we can fap
Yeah, is terrible.

I laughed because that statement you had just made is a lie. I'd wager that you've had such a hard time getting a date that you gave up and started hanging out near schools.

>it's not my fault I want to fuck 7 year olds
>it's not my fault
>not my fault
Bullshit

youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k

Hate it to break it to you, but apparently you are just too dumb to realize when someone is lying to you. Because otherwise you would have realized that I wasn't lying. I suggest killing yourself and hoping for a better lot next time, maybe in a body of someone who isn't retarded.

And in fact I don't have to hang around schools. Usually they come to me. :3 You'd be surprised what teenagers are willing to give you for a pack of cigarettes - and after that they even do it for free.

>"It's not my fault I fap to things I want to fap to"

Grow out of the mindset of a 7 year old, and maybe you'll stop being a pedophile who wanks it to 7 year olds. Only you can prevent your own goddamn autism

for the sake of god please upload the overwatch folder

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No, I guess I'll stay being a pedophile who's begged by 12 to 14 year olds to be banged like the dirty sluts they are inside.

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This thread is full of autism, but you just cracked the 1st place for the most autistic person here.

youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k

Yeah, you're probably right. You should come to my country and just end me. I'll wait. Totally won't show up with my .40 either. I just want to die. Pls come fast. I can't bear it much longer.

Show us Sarah.

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I'm gonna really enjoy pretending like every pedophile I see arrested and thrown into prison is you.

>Sister was molested
>Still has loli

You got off lucky. If you were my kid I would have beaten your ass. Then I would have taken out billboards across the whole goddamn state telling everyone what kind of sick fuck you are.

Ah, can't. Busy fucking grade schoolers tomorrow. They are insatiable, I am not even kidding.
>also implying a betafag like you owns a gun lol

Yeah, that's all you can do, I am afraid - living in your own fantasy world.

here nigga

>fantasy world
Okay, cartoon child masturbator

Fuck you, pedo. Stop trying to help him conceal his true self. All pedos must die. I can't wait for the day when we normal people get to hunt pedos like you for sport.

Me? Oh no. No way, totally against them. Come kill me pls

In the US? Yes.

So you admit you're a child abuser?

That's not the only thing I am masturbating to - but only Saturdays. School girls wanna enjoy their weekends, too.

Mikan is like 11. That's a little too young, even for the japs.

OP here, my porn collection

As I said, I am busy fucking kids, so ... no.
>also nice dummy you got there

>not hiding your loli stash hard enough

edgy

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>normalfags are actually psychopaths

go figure

OP here, remember when I deleted the loli file as you guys were downlaoding it?

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