I hate being single. Im 28 and still a virgin. How fucking pathetic is that...

I hate being single. Im 28 and still a virgin. How fucking pathetic is that. I wish I could just cuddle with a girl at night. The thing is, I dont like fat chicks and those are the only girls that go for me. Im not even fat. I weight 165 and im 5'8. I hate my life. How do I get out of this depression of being single? I hate it soo bad. :(

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Friend ill share a story with you

>was virgin
>was old
>went to whore
>shit got better

first, you stop complaining on Cred Forums which is even more pathetic. Get your shit together and do shit like sports, art, music, dont matter if you're good or not, but being useless is just not attractive. c ya

this could work for a short while

Start by lowering ur bar pal, in ur situation u can't go around boasting "ugh I don't like fat chicks". Tbh if they go for you, it must be that you're not that ugly, probably just a weird fuck who spends too much time on 4ch. Hence the regular chicks repellent

How funny, my situation is almost mirrored to yours, im 27 and always dating and gettin laid by hot ladies but the one I am falling for is a thick 5 at best but part of me jus wanna stay single anyways, so what should I do?

Also my advice to you is hop on the fatty train for experience to get hotter girls later, just dont get sucked into commitment

Honestly, this is the best advice.

always stay real

rape

Just aim for a regular girl, there's always one who wants the d out there

OP here. What does everyone think of plenty of fish? Theres lots of good looking girls on there. But i just dont want a slut that slept with every guy on there. I want me a good girl i can marry some day

Go to a bar bro and get drunk as fuck keep doing this until you get laid works for me

Um pay for sex? If it's not legal where you are and you are scared of breaking laws then go on holiday to amsterda. It's legal and sti free

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I hate sleeping alone

this user gets it

you can marry a good girl who fucked plenty of guys before. Just because she fucked lots of dudes dont mean she's a bad girl #genderequality#respect#slutshaming

>using "#" on Cred Forums

an hero plox

You sound desperate. Girls pick up on that. You say you're a virgin? Better practice. Think a hot girl wants some newby she has to teach everything to? Fuck a couple hot girls or go to whore. Get confidence up. Get hotter girls

How many girls did you talk to today? Get off Cred Forums and go get some real world experience.

I lost my virginity at 27
now i'm 29
i thought relationship with a girl would make my life easier
in reality it became even harder
i think that's because there were no true love between us
but i must say that losing virginity is a huge relief since i was always insecure about it
but i would not recomend go to a whore because then you will be insecure about your past. losing virginity to a hooker is lame unless you're 14

quit porn entirely
lift weights or do some bodyweight excercises
go sometimes for a walk with a random guys (or girls if you could) just to talk, have a cofee etc. without sexual context
this could bring you friends and keep your social anxiety at normal people level

oh btw i quit those relationships and now i'm lonely as fuck
but it's better than be with someone you don't really love

best advice

>i'm falling in love with a girl some people might not find pretty

Same.
But I'm 26 yo, 6'0 and 175lbs.

Did anyone here ever OD on sleeping pills?
I've read somewhere that it's painless and fast way for someone like me.
And which ones would you recommend?

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Not OP, but it's legal here too.
That's just not what I want.

>didn't even notice the filename

Thanks for nothing.

hey OP
Im almost same like you.But im younger.Im 21.
Just left from friendzone which almost led me to alcoholism and depression.I had no exp with girls earlier so how could i know i was entering to sth like that.I feel fucking lonly too.

But you know what helps me ? Work and some men's activities.I even started thinking about going to army.But you really have to be in it.Not just pretend like " I'll take a gun and start hunting,that's gonna man me up".No.You really have to feel and enjoy it.You have to increase your manhood.

Try to get some girl.Go to club,party,go to people.If it won't work,that's fine.Life is fucking
unpredictable.Any time anything can change for better.You just gotta try.
Stay strong,hope you gonna find someone who makes you happy soon Cred Forumsrother

your soul is mine and you can never recover it. fuck you.

>5'8
I see your problem