No going back

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Thats a really nice foreskin on him.

yes

how are you?

Subject matter is kind of arbitrary. It's more down to aesthetics

>No foreskin
>Result: No sex

my kinda guy

anyone play PoE here?

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Take your time, decide at your leisure

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That's impossible. It's just a myth.

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pls send help

am overrun by cat

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You might as well give up

So... waddap?

I have given into the fluff. There is no return from this.

Annoyed

D:

why?

But perhaps, if someone sends a ransom of a billion cat treats...

I am their creature now. My soul is forfeit.

You shall be remembered

Thinking about as I age the less desirable sex is.

Remember me not as I am now, but as I was in the days of yore. A more wholesome thing.

But that too varies from day to day, doesn't it? I mean the idea is less and less exciting the older you get.

Not sure what you're referencing, but sure, I will!

It does not vary. It gets less and less and poof.

thanks

Hmm... I suppose...

Yeah whatever

Your official memorial song shall be Thank you for the music by Abba

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:c

Nice.

lewd

Lewd is very nice, yes

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lewd is sometimes kinda fun I guess.

Is that you?

I could say, "Thanks everybody for excluding me away. Good luck ever getting anything from me, fuck you." over "Yeah whatever". Is that better?

Not really. I just couldn't think of anything reasonable to say so I just acknowledged the point you brought up. I really think you'd do well to move away from where you're living currently to a more friendly environment.

Could never go wrong with some lewd

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Thats never going to happen.

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I can imagine a few situations where lewd is not the answer.

The best I can do is to encourage you to seek change.

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Well, of course, it never goes wrong if the occasion calls for it!

Hmm, that's kinda like saying you can never go wrong with drinking water if you're thirsty. An obvious fact presented as a revelation.

I rather not waste effort.

Whatever. Lewd is good, let's leave it at that

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I'm confident it would do you a world of good.

Sure, want a banana?

Not one of those disgusting green ones please

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Nothing I can do can make me younger.

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fucking furries

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That kind of thinking will only leave you with more regrets. Carpe diem, live in the moment.

This

I should probably stop. Sorry for going on this train of thought, nibi.

I dont live in the moment, I live in the past.

Yeah, it is tempting in a way. Done that myself at some point, but then I started living in the here and now. It's not perfect, but it'll do for now.

Lookit this. Yes, I fuckin' went there. youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Do as you please.

Keep me company please?

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Fiiine

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I feel like I want out of this thread because it feels so fucking gay

but company is company. i want to snuggle itt

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I mean it's just not the most pleasant topic and going through it all is not gonna help any. So... Watched any good movies or played any good games recently?

embrace penis

I feel terrible for ruining the moment now

I dont watch movies.
All I play is R6 and it pisses me off.

It's the nature of this world.

Oh. Does it have ranked play or what?

Maybe, Maybe not.

Yeah it takes a billion years to get a game opposed to non-ranked.

Ahwell...... Banana stuff

How do homos realise they're gay?

Do they usually assume they are straight by default then find out that they like cocks?

I knew from the start I was a faggot

I couldnt get laid, so my hormones did a 180 and decided if I wasnt going to use it on women, well you're just going to have to settle for men then.

Didn't know you like to assume that pose.

Same with League, really. Most times you wait 10 minutes for a game in ranked, then wait 3 minutes for the picks and bans only to have someone evade or neglect locking in their champ, so you're stuck with another 10 minutes of waiting for a new game.

lewd banana stuff?

I for one knew I liked dicks and butts and balls and all things manly before I had a proper idea of the social impact of it all.

Always

When it suits my needs.

Ive played league back in the day.

Was it before or after you discovered what sex/fapping was?

What age were you when you made this decision?

League, you say?

I did not make this decision, it was made for me against my will.

Did someone suck your dick without your consent?

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see

oh my...

Hmm, wonder what needs those might be. A need for a Tripple XL dog dick with a watermelon size knot?

It's occasionally fun, but mostly it's suffering.

I discovered sex (through movies and such) and fapping at a young age, but then I was pretty indiscriminate of what I was looking at. Think I came from fapping the first tie when I was 9.

I dont like it, gameplay leave little to variety.

Mhm. Though in a sense it's a lot like chess, the start is slow-paced and there's not much variety, but then it starts to get more and more complex as the match develops.

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>One team has one or a few idiots that feeds themselves to the other team's carry.
>Other team's carry assrapes all game and wins
It all comes down to who has the dumber players and who fucks up first.

Unfortunately that happens more than I'd like, but there are some actually good games where both teams have to utilise actual strategy to tip the balance in their favour.

I'm out of badger, so have a bear I guess

Bears are excellent.

Yeah maybe like one out of every 20 games.
I dont like it, its too watered down compared to Dota and the playerbase is filled with angry retards.

To me that's more like every third game.

And yeah, I kinda agree with you there.

why does he look so worried guys?

That's something I could get behind, in more ways than one

Maybe it was a sudden T-Rex ambush.

Negative. I'm not a size queen like you.

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because his gun ran out of battery

I guess I'll shut up

I'm not a size queen. That's scales' department.

why should you?

Telling me that is like people telling me they get their dick sucked at least three times a month.
Not the case with me.

Cause of my terrible jokes, but if you don't mind then I guess I won't shut up

Huh... Just gotta climb that ladder, higher and higher. I have to admit though, lately good games have been more and more infrequent.

Post scale's butthole.

terrible jokes are sometimes the best

He has not shared buttpics to me.

yup

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wow, that's a majestic pic

your parents are the best jokers then :^)

Holy shit I found another one who appreciates terrible jokes :D

so terrible

I appreciate a lot of things.

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Acquire them.

He is not inclined to give them.

why is badj so sexy

Little too muscular for me tbh

s-shh...

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Yeah, I was kinda surprised to see you post it. This is more to your taste, I imagine.

does any got some more chubby boars ?

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Never, ever change.
Keep that breathless charm.

I appreciate mantits. I dunno why, but they're almost as good as porn...

Yeah that's a perfect body type. Also hair, I like hair. (Not bodyhair)

Boars? Probably not.

das not me tho

Well, there are limits to what is enjoyable and what's just weird. Once sufficiently horny, though, almost anything goes.

You've got beautiful hair, in my opinion.

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It will probably fall out from constant stress. Not like it helps me get laid anyway.

more boars.

What can I say... I like weird

You should enjoy your own beauty. Look at yourself in the mirror every now and then and just revel in the sight.

all within reason for me.

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I dont like looking in the mirror. Its usually a mix of hopelessness and shame.

I hate looking at the mirror too.

It reminds me that I'm me.

Fuck.

Hmm... that's a shame. You look gorgeous.

A lot of this

...... This gator seems fun to hang around with...

If that was the case then I would have no problem getting laid.

Sometimes I think my hair looks perfect.

But that's just about where the good stuff ends.

Everything else is just pure undesirable.

It's like if someone played The Sims and just hit random until he found the shittiest looking sim, but put good hair on him just because.

and then set his attributes to all zero.

>2016
>being a furry
>imploring

>2016
>BEING IN THE CURRENT YEAR

My kinda gator.

You just need more confidence. And a different environment. People over ther seem very hurtful, from what I gather. They're probably envious, because you are pleasant to look at.

rip

hello you

More like "gaytor", amirite :DD ...... That one wasn't too terrible, right...?

Thats something people tell their kids after they get their teeth punched out in school.

Nah, that was fine.

Often times it's close to the truth and you're not my kid, so I don't have parent goggles for you. I know a lot of people who've been through similar experiences.

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I'd love to continue being lewd but out of nowhere a couple aunts I didn't know I had decided to come over :/... Cya

bai

Regardless it really does give someone good reason to think that it's hopeless when you tell them something like that.

My situation wouldnt change anywhere else.

It's a hopeless world we live in. Just have to adjust and destroy your enemies.

Maybe, maybe not. Still I think it'd be worth a try. Success is only ever achieved through repeated failures, never handed on a silver platter.

Sometimes I think mine would, if I were moved to the other side of the world.

I would be exempt from the legislation of here, plus I would be "that exotic guy from the other side of the globe".

cause chicks apparently dig foreigners.

Destroy ourselves is more accurate.

In either case, the situation would change.

>Fail all the time
>No Success

Word of the day: tenacity.

Regardless of how things go, time and life will go on. It's entirely up to you if you give up on it or if you keep on trying. It really makes very little difference all in all, but you're gonna at least feel less like shit if you don't give up. Or at least that's how I've learned to look at it.

>Fail all the time: Feel like shit all the time
>Give up: Feel alright

new thread?

Nah im going to sleep

Entirely up to you. I'm just trying to help however I can. I'm just offering personal points of view, not trying to force you to do anything. You're Nibi, I like you and I'm just a bit troubled by your predicament. That's pretty much all I know.

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Mmm.

I feel the same way.

Assume you have zero luck. Assume everybody who exists is there solely to make your life inconvenient somehow. Assume every time you do something it will fail unless you exhaustively look through everything to make sure it doesn't, and when it does, discover a new point of failure.