Going to a happy ending massage place tomorrow, anything to expect? How does it work exactly?

I use to be into going to amp all the time. Tips to work off of.

Research where you want to go first. Plenty of websites with reviews out there. If a place looks sketchy it most likely is and might be worth avoiding.

When you get to your amp if they ask if it is your first time there always say no. Even if it is.

I preferred places with a table shower as that was a guaranteed way to get your dick played with and usually a good indicator of things to come.

Time length is up to you. If it was a new place I was trying, I usually did 30 minutes. If it is a place you've been to before go for the hour.

Never say specifically what you want. Use hand motions. In fact most places putting your hand on the girl while she is massaging you is generally accepted. Ie your face down she is at your side. Place your hand on her leg, gently and soft.

If they are massaging the back of your legs and brush your balls let them know it's okay with a soft moan or slightly widen your legs.

Generally tips vary by state but a usually they go 60/80/100 depending on the place.

Also ask if you can pick the girl. Most places don't mind. Some don't have girls to pick from but ask anyways. Or be specific in the girl you want, ie tits, ass, older, younger.

The chit chat during the massage is just general bs and the girls way of trying to figure out if you're a cop.

and if its a place with White, hispanic or black women they will try to get you to pay 100+ for the happy ending

If the place is like a legit massage place you are in for the long haul. Most girls won't even think about touching for at least 6 sessions. Once they've established you are legit and not there purely for the happy ending they will start to be more forth coming about it.

You can also roll the dice with an amateur "massage therapist" off of backpage or cl. Sometimes get lucky.

you ever get more than the handie?

This is exactly correct. I'm an on and off again hobbyist myself, and verify all these tactics.

God, I'm glad that I live in a country where the police is not allowed to initiate criminal action as undercover agent provocateurs, it just sounds so totally fucking ridiculous to me.

Anyways, does any other Europeans have tips about happy end parlours in a sexually liberated, European welfare-state, where prostitution is not even illegal?

Yup. I've done all three. One wanted to try and give me a bbbj but I said no to that. I've done this all over the country. Had one the establishment itself got closed down but the girls continued to work it. They would meet you there and drive you back to their apartment.

AMP's are incredibly overpriced these days. You'll easily spend $100-$120 just to come away with a HJ. You're far better off IMO using backpage to find an escourt to give you better services for the same price.

Kokkle

The flow of the massage is gonna go like this...depending on the place, you may have to buzz in to the mamasan to let you in. You give her the money for your "house fee" and she'll bring you back to your room or hand you off to your girl. Places around me have a more legitimate feeling storefront and typically no mamasan because my state gets these places with licensing issues over anything else. You'll undress and lay down on your stomach. Relax and enjoy. Casual touches on her legs or ass can get you a vibe of what's to come. If it's not pushed away, it's good. It also may show her that you aren't LE. With 15-20 mins left, she'll ask you to turn over. This is where it happens. DO NOT BE PUSHY. That's a cop move and will be unsuccessful. Ask before touching, especially under the clothes. Let her do her thing because she knows her way around a dick.

I always go with the BP or cl massage places, its cheaper and even though the girls are 40+, they still have good bodies and eager to make you happy for the tip. the younger ones dont even smile at you

why wouldn't they want to make money off customers just coming for the happy ending?

Oh I've done it all. Amp, legit place, BP and cl. Once in San Diego I tried cl. Had this 60 something old woman show up. She got naked and tried putting her wrinkly ass tits in my mouth. She reeked of Bo.

Struck gold the next time on cl. Two Latina girls working out of an office. Both had ass and tits for days. Double handy from them with one hand grabbing big fat firm ass and the other all over big ass tits. God they'd start speaking Spanish to me while jerking me off. Fuck that was amazing.

serious question, backpages just seems like a giant trap, but it would be really great to have one of them come over and do stuff with me. is there any way to sneak info on whether they are probably legit or not legit, ie like i am gonna get arrested or robbed?

yeah but the escorts who charge 100 dollars are drugged up and saggy with shitty attitudes already. trust me i spent my time meeting up with the escorts on backpage and 100 dollars gets you an hour massage with a handie. with escorts its 30 minutes and the pimp might be next door ready to bust in to rob you

Builds a bad reputation and changes the clientele landscape from men and women to just men. Also potentially brings law enforcement around.

No greater feeling in the world than getting a legit massage followed by an unbelievable ha handy.

I use to be very active on rubmaps, the amp review site.

lmao

Not the guy you quoted, but I became a regular with a smoking hot Chinese girl with legit C cups and a tight pussy. I've gotten everything from FS (covered) to BBBJ and a HJ.

Trial and error. Follow your gut instincts. I met this blonde on BP. She was a bit off but her tits user. Her tits were just insanely massive. She did a flat rate of 80 for an hour and included the hj.

There are plenty of legit escorts that can be found there for under $150. I've used it here in South FL, my friend in Phoenix has used it. Neither of us has had problems. That's not to say there can't be problems, but I've not experienced any yet.

NEVER have any of those women meet you at your place. also you can google their numbers and see if they're reviewd

I haven't received services like this, but I'd say getting them to come to your place is a bad idea. Go to neutral ground if you want a safer experience.

why deny the bareback? and any tips on asking for this? any places to look for? the only he massages i've had it was just hands and it was always my a middle aged woman and when i've asked for a line up they look offended and only bring out like one other person if anyone at all

Not been my experience at all. Last week I got a 29 YO Brazilian girl. $125 for FS. She was a very friendly girl. I've had a bad experience in backpage. Again, I'm not saying it's perfect, but considering what little you get for your money at an AMP, backpage is a better option.

Would you get a bareback bj from an Asian woman working at what is basically a brothel?

I didn't ask for it. I paid for the bj and she went for it. I told no, wanted to use a condom and she agreed.

I have spent the night at an amp before. I also hunt out in the back at another one for a few hours. I also was in with the momma at a third different. She would tell me when girl rotation was coming. Her and I hit it off my second time there when she barged in on my table shower.

Bb oral from prostitutes is guaranteed herpes if you do it enough. Google it.

how to get in after hours? tried to call but no answer. does that mean they just don't stay open for the night?

Some places the girls stay the there. I went in late before they closed. The he came early in the massage. She asked if I wanted the massage itself. I said yes and she started. I fell asleep on the table. She left me there. Woke up in the morning and the girl was on the floor next to the table sleeping. When I got up she heard me and woke up. She explained she didn't want to disturb me since it was late. She gave me a free hj then I left. It was in Hawaii.

Any place like this near Swindon
In england?

If where you live has more than 1000 people, it would be really weird if there wasn't places like that.

Check rubmaps. They have reviews for what seems like everywhere. Otherwise check cl and BP. Both sites, the local amps put ads up

ugh you have to pay for rubmaps. also how is all this information online without them getting shut down? i love the idea of getting a massage with maybe the possibility of more but jesus seems hard to find somehting not insanely sketchy

You have to pay for the full review but even the free side you can get the idea. There is also a forum section I'd recommend to talk with potential locals in your area about a place.

Most of the time amp are sketchy it is just a matter of HOW sketchy they are. I've been to store fronts, homes, corporate buildings, literally basements. So you know. Find what you feel comfortable with.

any in NYC?

That's like asking if there are niggers in NYC. NYC is loaded. Do your research user. Go have fun.

Hell there's a nigger who posts his amp exploits in NYC on the free video site like xv and xh

The biggest reason to go AMP tho is convenience. You don't have to call ahead, you don't have to give references, and your chances of getting ripped off are lower than rolling the dice with BP or CL.

I called ahead to make sure they weren't busy. I preferred my amp quiet. It sucks being reminded of the rotating door it really is when dudes are just coming and going constantly. Plus they will cut your time shortly severely.

Right...I get that. My point was that you don't have to fuck around with scheduling like you do with an escort, unless you want a specific girl. You walk in, get your rocks off, pay a slightly higher fee for that, and GTFO on your own timeframe.

Oh most definitely. Usually they are on your time and not vice versa.

so many acronyms. xv? xh? i'm not even sure i would want to jump in and try to get happy ending but i like the idea of being naked on a table shower so the girl can see my cock. do they table shower you naked on your back?

well, you see, when a guy and a girl love each other...

Xvideos and xhamster.

Table showers are guaranteed dick play. Naked. Start face down then they flip you. Most of the ones I have had they save your dick for last and get you nice and hard. One place the girl got naked with me and used her body.

i can't find any of those videos bruh

Go to xhamster. Click on massage section from the bar on the left. Might have to dig through some pages but you will find them and just plenty of hidden cam amp stuff as well.

They were probably saying
>This guys cock is so small
> I know right, and his whole groin area looks like wombles face
> kek he just came after one minute

say wo yao ko jao

Means i want a blowjob

google translate it if you don't believe me

worked in vegas for me.

>How does it work exactly?
Back and forth.
You should be experienced by now Cred Forumsro.

Read it backward but keked in the end, good job user.

Had my first experience about two weeks ago. Read the forums in rubmaps user, lurk more and you will know exactly what to do.

I read all I could before going and still slipped up and said it was my first time. It was looking like it was going to be a standard massage so I started feeling up her ass. She still didn't make the move. I think she thought i was police (I have a military fade) Withe the 30 minutes coming to a close and nothing left to lose I used one of the tips the guys said on rubmaps and gently moved her hand to my dick. She smiled and said ok and finished me off for no extra charge, she said she my dick was beautiful. Still tipped her and said I'd be back

Or you could live in a civilized country where prostitution is legal and do it that way without worrying about being arrested or robbed

Nah I'll stay here where I don't have to worry about ISIS going all Twisted Metal through a crowd of people.

The chances of you being hit in a Sting are slim. With how many places I've been to and how frequently I've use to do amp statistically I should have been part of a Sting at some point but wasn't.

One of my favorite places, where I was in good with the momma, was right across the street from a police precient and county jail.

Well, I paid 70 euro's for one hour total massage in Hilversum. Regular massage would be 45 euro. And yes the place has a shower for customers and ask you if you want to take a shower.

All of this except don't ask to pick the girl. Take what you're given.

>implying I'm a Eurocuck
They're even worse off than you Americunts

anybody have a rubmaps account? i can't even look at the forums without premium

>not americunt
>not eurocuck
>"civilized"

waar in hilly