Muh motion of the ocean

>muh motion of the ocean
>muh how you use it
>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>muh hands and mouth are enough
>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>muh long dicks are skinny
>muh women can't measure

why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry Cred Forums, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.

just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.

trust me Cred Forums, women can measure, they're just so fucking confused by all of the guys claiming that their 6 inch dicks are 8 inches, averagefags fucking wish they were that big, they just know 8 inches is superior in every way.

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Quit being a faggot, if that's even possible.

>>muh motion of the ocean
>>muh how you use it
>>muh uterus is only 3 inches deep
>>muh can't feel anything pass 4 inches
>>muh clitoris is all you need to stimulate
>>muh hands and mouth are enough
>>muh bottoming out with my 6 inch wonder
>>muh 4 inch dick is enough
>>muh long dicks are skinny
>>muh women can't measure

>why are you average dicklets constantly perpetuating these memes? sorry Cred Forums, but if given the choice, any girl is gonna choose an 8 inch dick over some tiny child sized 6 incher.

>just give up, you're better off prepping some bull to fuck your girlfriend, it's not like you care about their orgasm anyways because of how much of a cuck you are. women deserve a man with an 8 inch dick that can properly satisfy them and make her cum. something dicklets just can't do.

>trust me Cred Forums, women can measure, they're just so fucking confused by all of the guys claiming that their 6 inch dicks are 8 inches, averagefags fucking wish they were that big, they just know 8 inches is superior in every way.
Fuck you.

>Muh dick

A 15cm dick gets the job done, Lesbians dont have dicks and can give orgams to eachother easily.
At least the measures are no exaggerate, 16 is indeed a Normal one.

seriously, women can fuck right off, they can be lucky I shoot my cum in their nasty holes.

rude

ayyyyyy

>be me
>have small cock
>fuck lots of bitches
>may or may not please them
>I don't give a fuck
>mfw

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>The idea that anyone making a chart that includes that frog and the "reply or your mom will die" thing is anything other than a sperglord virgin.

Fact is, many girls will say they prefer a big dick, and some really do, but for most girls 8" is a bit much.

Plus, even if you're a 7", you're already in the 95th percentile anyway, so not much to complain about.

kys op

Adding to this, most girls will see a 6.5" penis and think its 8".

Just like them seeing a guy 5'10 thinking he's 6'4.

Yeah right lol

These threads are so gay, nobody is >7 inches unless you're a tall nigger

>tfw below average 9" penis

>they're just so fucking confused by all of the guys claiming that their 6 inch dicks are 8 inches, averagefags fucking wish they were that big, they just know 8 inches is superior in every way.

I'm only 5". I'm 28 now, finally married and settled down, but I've been with about 30 different women. Not a ton or anything, but most actively went out if their way to come back for more. I'm not concerned about size anymore.

What is happening to our youth. You don't remember the classic jokes:
Hawt babe is horny as fuck and she wants a big meaty man.
She goes to a bike bar and finds the biggest hairiest guy there and takes him back to her room.
They get undressed and she looks at him, he's got a two inch cock, she asks "Who the hell do you think you're going to satisfy with that?"
He grabs her and says "Me, Bitch"

Op confirmed for flaccid, impotent, angry dwarf.

>dont forget to sage tumblr threads

Sage

nigga

reply

Grill here, size does NOT matter. We like confidence and someone who pays attention to us.

immunity cat faggot

Of course bigger penises are better. And now?
What do you expect us to do? Praise you for having the bigger penis 24/7? Something you didn't even accomplish by your self, but rather your parents by giving you better genes in a selection that is completly random?
How insecure are you?

written by 12 year old virgin.

Dude that sucks, mine is 14 inches and I cry every day, and twice before dinner.

Grill and a comedian.
Fixed

This

For financial support, when it comes to sex we only want 20 inchers.
>#girlfacts

OP this thread isn't fooling anyone into thinking that you've gotten laid before.

We all know that even if you do have a big cock that you're so socially awkward that there is a higher chance of it ending up in your own asshole than in a woman.

why is it so hard for averagefags with baby dicks to just ignore the thread?

>wants to have a thread dedicated to big dicks and only big dick anons to be in the thread

So I was right about you being a giant fag then? Cool.

Shitty bait is shitty

Ironically, I'm sure OP either has a small cock and uses this as a chance to feel bigger; or is a neck beard faggot with a big dick that's totally wasted and will never be wanted by any woman.

So, OP and 19 other inches should satisfy you then, right?

I prefer dicks organically farm raised, as opposed to that gmo, scientifically mutated sorta penii. I think most of us do. Really, it isn't t what they look like though it's how much love you put in the cooking.

I'm just wondering why you're posting in a bait thread.

Pretty sad that you think I'm op.

> average
> baby

You're like the 15yo who blew me back in 94. She said, "Most girls look younger than they really are."
Think about that logic fail.

When will people grow tired of posting these bait threads?

Enjoy the (you)'s, you fucking faggot.

The same reason I do anything here.

I'm bored and need to waste time. Unfortunately this is the most interesting thread on Cred Forums right now.

>muh 8 inches will always be chosen over 6 inches.

OP then cries himself to sleep from loneliness every night.

ok but I just want it to fit
t. literally scared of not getting everything inside

>Be 7.5"
>hit cervixes 9/10 times
>unfun for woman

Largest being best is the all-time meme

lets see this 7 inch dick. I'm 8 and most girls have room for more

>oh no people say things I don't like in the interwebs

As long as you are over 5 and under 8 you are ok. Girls will love your cock.

I have a neutral stance on these "opinions"

just laughing at you guys for outing yourselves as having small penises with an inferiority complex to big dicks.

> I'm 6 inches, and 5'11"
> gf is 5'4" and I just made her orgasm 7 times in a row, with my cock, the other night

>doesn't know average dick in US is ~5.5in
>what's a cervix?
>what's pain from hitting cervix?

Okay niggerfaggot, keep on perpetuating dumb bullshit 15 year olds think after watching porn for too long.

>tfw women don't even care about size and don't want some massive spear to make them bleed
>tfw I actually do my fucking research and look for reliable polls and studies

well I have a small dick, but I don't define myself through my dick size.
If anything OP has the inferiority complex because he feels the need to post about it on an anonymouse image board, so he can feel superior.

>muh opinions
>muh fixation on dicksize
>muh validation

>thinking anyone but retards will believe his lie

cock

why are averagefags so smug about their small dicks?

I'm above average fucko. ~6.5in. I'm just not some dumb retard who defines his entire being around dick size. 5.5in is average and anything more than 7 or 7.5in can risk being uncomfortable to women.

>average
>small
Pick one. They are not interchangeable.

>what is biology?
>what is length of vaginal cannal?
>what is cervical pain?

>be 8.5 in
>have had sex with multiple women
they don't like it when you hit the cervix, it hurts.

>6.5 inches
>above average
that's average you cuck

>anything more than 7 or 7.5in can risk being uncomfortable to women

How would you know? You don't know shit dicklet

average is 5.2 in

buy a cheap masturbator
trim it down to just the right size
fuck til your heart's content without worrying about hitting the cervix and being able to fill all of that pussy

this technique is a blessing

Weak bait son. I thought summer was over....

he knows what a 7.5 inch dick feels like in his ass

but seriously, fuck these guys who speak for men with bigger dicks, how the fuck would they even know? just jealous of bigger dicks.

>While 85% of women may be satisfied with the size and proportion of their partner's penis, men are less sure of themselves.
>As much as 45% of men believe they have a small penis.
>Across studies, flaccid length average from 7 to 10 centimeters (2.8 to 3.9 inches).
>Flaccid circumference/girth average from 9 to 10 centimeters (3.5 to 3.9 inches).
>Erect lengths average from 12 to 16 centimeters (4.7 to 6.3 inches).
>Erect circumference is around 12 centimeters (4.7 inches).
(medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php)

Oh hey look at that, looks like average erect length is about 5.5 you dumb nigger. Do some fucking research first.

you have to manuver around the cervix, even then theres only so much room in there. if you think you can shove your dick past the cervix then your a fucking virgin that watches too much hentai

what are you talking about?
my post was about not fucking past the cervix, just enough not to hit it by using a depth limiter.

Oh wow it's almost like the average pussy is made for the average penis or something. It's almost like men and women evolved simultaneously, together, in response to each other. Gee I dunno maybe it's because I'm not an insecure beta faggot who knows something about biology.

5.6 inch benis here

And the average women can't orgasm from penetration because the average penis is to small.

Speak for yourself little dick. Women have no problem orgasming with 6-7 inches.

humans have been evolving bigger and bigger dicks, there's a reason why we have the biggest dicks in the primate family, it's because of sexual selection. females have been selecting bigger and bigger dicks.

5.5 inches is fucking huge compared to our closest relative, the bonobos who have 3.5 inch dicks on average.

this trend is still continuing as women selectively just bigger dicks than that, this is why 8 inches is so popular with women these days.

On a side note, before anyone mentions the Greeks and their love for small dicks, it was because artists always depicted the elite who where widely known to be into fucking young boys, small prepubescent dicks where seen as beautiful to these pedophiles. Women obviously had no say in the matter during these times.

fucking sheldonface

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fgt

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OP is a faggot.

That's not how nerves work.

>this is why 8 inches is so popular with women these days.

If you don't actually interact with women outside of porn, maybe. Otherwise that's wrong.

fine, fine.
this is why ABOVE AVERAGE and LARGER penises are popular with women these days.

there's no denying that women think big dicks are sexy, you're living in a fantasy world if you think this isn't true.

bigger dicks stimulate more of the vagina making it easier to cum, that is how nerves work.

not to mention, add more pressure further stimulating them.

this and just makes big dicks so fun to have. glad genetics were kind to me.

>there's no denying that women think big dicks are sexy, you're living in a fantasy world if you think this isn't true.

The only one loving in a fantasy world is the one who thinks that 7 inches is what women crave, and that 5-6 is too small to please them.

man, all these pop culture tv shows and movies showing women wanting big dicks and making fun of small ones must not mean anything huh?

5-6 inches is enough, but it's not gonna excite them as much as a 7 inch dick or bigger.

It's more about girth than length, if your 8 inches but have no girth then a thick 5 will make them cum more

bruh

>add more pressure further stimulating them.

There's such a thing as too much pressure. Stretch it too much and it becomes painful.

bruh im average

Thinking about inviting one of my friends for a threesome with my gf. Nervous about her taking an 8x6.75

This

I'm 8.6 inches with 5.9 inches of girth

pencil 8 inchers and 5 inch dicks as thick as mine are even more rarer than my size.

like dude, stop making up these dick sizes to prove a point.

>man, all these pop culture tv shows and movies (made by insecure men trying to feel good about themselves) showing women wanting big dicks and making fun of small ones must not mean anything huh?

Also define small nigger. We aren't talking about 3-4in, we're talking about 5-6in.

you will never have sex with a virgin who has no interest in 8in.

size queens are mostly whores who don't deserve your seed anyways

it's small relative to my dick
;^)

it's a joke fam, don't take it seriously.

This TIMES 10

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What point are you trying to prove? Glad you had to let me know the size of your dick even though your a ugly virgin like the rest of us

>mfw kids think girls care about their dick size rather than about their wallet

im considering the same thing man

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>7 inches
>virgin

I'm a failure to nature

my point is, you say girth is more important but you probably lack any girth.

5.5 inch girth is the minimum to be able to brag about girth.

why worry about this shit just go out and try to get laid like everyone else
most women are pieces of shit anyway so who cares

>cock between 5.5-6" depending on how turned on
>cock is pretty girthy; 5.5 around with one big vein on top
>cock looks/feels good from the comments I've gotten
I'm never gonna believe a girl that says my dicks huge or anything but with the girth I'm good. Anal is a possibility at this size and blowjobs are great

ruler pic?
I need to see what an average length dick looks like with a ruler next to it.

bro it is common knowledge 7x5 is the ideal dick. pls stop.

save mama

You son of a bietch

that's not 8 x 6

cool

Hey guys I'd believe him. If anyone knows dicks it would be OP. Dude has encyclopedic knowledge of dicks. If there are two things OP knows it's dicks and more dicks.

what

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Sage

OP is a faggot. Saged.

roflcopter

> greeks invented the feminine penis

Fuck this. It's all bullshit. I've fucked alot of women with my small cock and left them all satisfied. If you fuck for love your woman is always satisfied. If you have some clubbing cock whore she can go by this chart.

So many perma virgins on here. Have a look at average condom sizes around the globe and prepare to be shamed. What is average in the USA is NOT average in other countries. Hence why a black chick from the Congo can take strokes like a pro.

Fuck off

There are two types of people:

One who obsesses about his penis size (probably closet gay)

The other who is actually using his penis to fuck girls

Pick one, don't be a faggot.

I have an average penis size but at least I get laid frequently. It's all that actually matters.

Top kek

OP probably got a babydick

You mean you like someone to get down on you since majority of you don't even orgasm via penetration anyhow.

I hope you will all have a great and sunny day

My issue as an old time fapper and slim fit dude is I like to have my sex sessions 30min to 1h+. Most of the girls barely get past 30min and they bitch and moan how they are tired.

I mean Jesus fucking Christ, fit girls that go a gym each day and can't handle a 1h fuck session...

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There's only one guy my gf gets fucked by regularly that truly gets it right. He is pretty hung and the penetration always lasts a solid 40 mins

Its because they get desensitized and dont feel anything. Not because they arent fit enough.. amount of times i went the distance when i didnt feel shit goes to show that cunts be selfish

You need to eat them out first. Find the clit and lick it, make them cum. Then slowly ease into fucking them.

Switch positions more, hitting the same spot eventually hurts them.

When you're fucking them dirty talk, kiss them, get their mind into the zone.

Alcohol or weed helps them, they won't get sore as soon. Just seriously don't get someone drunk and fuck them, be smarter.

>meme post 2016
"my dick is bigger kill yourself"

nigga that meme is cold spaghetti, nobody cares about your cock

>tfw 8" penis
>tfw never used it in 27 years for anything apart from showing off on random cam sites like Omegle for compliments

Tbh, is not about large, is about girth. And yes, small dicks means shit. But why you ask? I can even get to cum with my fingers, and yet, most micropenis are larger, or wider than most dicks, then what is wrong? you cannot do what I can do with one finger. Even if you have a large dick, it will get boring if you do not dominate the mind first.

Imagine what boobs is, for like penis is to a man. Some small, some big, of all tastes. But then mean shit at the sexy time.

TLDR size does matters sorry :) , but indeed you can compensate it.

of course it's about girth, large dicks are girthy.

what's your point?

>large dicks are girthy.
same as a needle. it isn't

Top kek

Vaginas are gross anyway. I go for the anus!

>this is what guys with average dicks want to believe

Fuck you

That is not big. I'll just add that women will be sluts either way even if your huge they'll still cheat on you.

Damn. I'm tiny...

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>tfw manlet with big dick

>tfw it looks proportionally huge
one of the upsides of being a manlet

what you fail to mention, faggot, is that womens vaginas come in as many different sizes as cocks. there is literally a cock for every vagina, and vice versa.
i'm not huge, but i'm not small either. my current woman can't take anything larger than my cock, she barely takes it for both length and girth. i have caused her pain from over penetration, and also from prolonged penetration.

truth is, faggots, that if your cock isn't big enough (according to the size fags) then you need to find a vag that's the right size for you, and which -inversely- you are the right size for.

women going for size is bullshit and myth. few women want painful sex. all women prefer men who have a grasp of sexual technique.

learn to make them come. learn what makes them feel good. you can have no penis and still have women aching to get you alone for a few minutes.

myth busted. size is irrelevant, technique is everything

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It's been my experience that women like the feeling of a big dick mostly because it's a change of pace. It feels good, sure, but it's also a bit of work. Sometimes lube is required, and the guy can't really go balls deep without causing pain and soreness later.

A friend of mine has a monster dick and actually has trouble keeping a girlfriend because it's not worth the effort for most women. He has no trouble getting pussy, word got out about his dick and lots of girls DM him, but he's still looking for a girl that won't get tired of it.

I'm 5'9" and have 7.2inch penis
Stimulating women is no problem, made a girl orgasms 53 times (only using my dick and not touching the clit) before I even finished once. I have really good longevity when it comes to sex and am apparently am very skilled. Even the girl I lost my virgity to said she didn't believe I never fucked.

Found the small dick, guys..

I can already see where this thread is going. Nice try fuck boy

Op BTFO! Kill yourself

applauds for being a fucking genius, I'm glad you have the correct info kek

wut

dumbest fucking thread ive seen in a long time, that says something since this is Cred Forums

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kys

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Can i mention that most women don't deserve a proper dick?

What they mostly care about is the numbers in your bank account. If you buy them whatever they want, they'll gladly say a 3 inch dick is big enough to satisfy them.

8" fag here, the look on a woman's face when you bottom out on her vagina is priceless. I feel bad for any guy that won't ever see the look on a woman's face when her vag is full of your dick.

What are you talking about you prick? Did you get cucked coz your wife was sick of pretending to like your party sausage sized "dick"? That why we should trust you? Go back to fuckin your pony pillows you faggot

Just a reminder that the average dick is 5.2 inches long and 4.8 inches thick.

95% of Cred Forums dont have a dick bigger than 6.5 inches.

fuck you op

>Implying i give a damn what women think, I ain't gonna fuck them anyways.

>In b4 homo.