Why are some buttholes wrinkled and some are smooth?

Why are some buttholes wrinkled and some are smooth?

On the day of judgement only the right ones will be chosen.

/thread

Same reason some girls have beef curtians and others have inny pussy lips. Same reason sone woman are 4'9" ans gorgeous and others are 6' fat and ugly as hell...think about it.

Or the ones with fucked up buttholes just take it in the ass all the time...

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Excellent question

I wanna poke it

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Aerodynamic

Kinda makes fucked up buttholes the better option

Except for the part where that isn't true.
>Mfw proxy paige has the juiciest bhole in town

>proxy paige
hi, reddit

Squeaky clean

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Reddit is down for triple butt stuff? Well damn...

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hi guys

Eh, I'd rather have a fucked up butthole to ram hard than a woman who doesn't take it in the ass

post moar buttholes

nice asshole, moar

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Isn't it beautiful?

wife's

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Is it wrong for me to want to smell all these buttholes?

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Butts are like finger prints, no two are alike.

I don't know, and i don't care. I love that each have their own particularities like that.
My current gf has a very dark asshole...i love it.

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>taylor rain will never be you little sister :(

Wow! That anus sure has some mileage!

Then you'll never be able to look at your girls asshole and say "I did that" before putting it in for another go.
I pity you.

no, feel bad for that

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I suppose so? My dicks only made their assholes look better.

But user, if she were my little sister and we grew up together, my brain would put her in the "not hot because family" category.

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I think once i found a photoshopped version of this pic (or was it this other one?) without any vagina or anus here in Cred Forums.

>letting your puny brain tell you what to do

another of my wife
it's super pale / unpigmented

Sauce?

I tend to listen to my brain when it comes to stuff like this, it tells me when I am getting too close to behavior that might fuck me over.

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don't know bro

But if you avoid behavior that could fuck you over, you'll never get to fuck over her.

that probably won't matter, since he's probably able to get sexual attention from regular people outside of his immediate family, and isn't limited to manipulating people who live with and implicitly trust him, lolz

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I think I can live with not fucking women I'm related to, there are plenty of women out there I'm not related to so I'm not worried.

pls stop being so reddit

Analysis based on my amateur buttholes folder suggests wrinkled buttholes vastly outweigh smooth in the general populous.

Ooo, also you won't adulterate normal porn with stupid words to make people think about incest like a fucking retard! That's even worse than actually fucking your sister, because fucking your sister hurts one person, but subtitling porn ruins it for everybody.

Could you tell me how to do that, I never managed to figure out how reddit works, so I gave up on that site years ago.

>My Dicks
You have more than 1 dick?

>being butthurt and autistic because you can't not read

This thread is confusing me, it's been said that fetishism is reddit, and anti fetishism is also reddit. By this logic everything is

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>i'll just pretend that's not my home site

>This thread is confusing me
It's because you're a small child.

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I wish every day user, I really do. You need to work on context tho bro. The only words that would make sense in a normal world would be Dick has

>I think I can live with not fucking women
this. this is the easy way, it becomes a real hassle to deal with and you have clingy ones etc... if you dont really care for her, an orgasm will not be worth hours of your time dealing with her afterwards

Small children would say things both are and aren't. Oddly defensive behavior there, UNDERAGEB& DETECTED!! MODS

buttholes are in the centre.

Believe what you like, I genuinely can't be assed to read that site, it has a confusing setup imo.

You left out the "I'm related to" part, I'm not ready to give up on women like that.

no way she's not farting at the moment this photo was taken

only a FREAK would turn down viable pussy
>tendies intensify

>ITT: We put words in other peoples mouthes if they differ a bit in their world view as compared to our own.

>Or
And.

REKT

Lurk more faggot

I'd love to hit that so hard!

Before I started having regular anal sex, my butthole looked like After a lot of regular anal sex/masturbation, my butthole looks more like this pic... a sort of wrinkly slit.

Some girls it might be natural, but I think it's mostly from a lot of buttsex.