CTRL-V THREAD, no fixing, just post it

Gecko Yamori - Go Straight (Beta Remix)

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I was jerking it.
Came.
As soon as finished parents start calling me.
Fuck.....
Go and see what they want.
They needed me to disconnect my laptop from T.V.
Leave.
Mom calls name.
Don't want to go back (cause I can feel the cum in my boxers)
She says give me a kiss goodnight.
Freak out more.
Say no, am grown man.
She said "is it cause you're giving all your kisses to Lauren".
Shuffle to room not even answering.
Close door.
Lock it.
Here I am.
Feeling like dying.
Feel like death will help.
I hate living.

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Explain this

It's 3th of August 2016, on vacations in Nîmes. I was chilling on my brother's computer when suddenly my mother came in with a mysterious bag she found lying in a street. I opened it and the first thing i saw was two collecter DvD boxes of Sonic X anime. I laughed, naturally, but i was still curious... "And what if i watched it" i said to myself, so i asked the mighty internets, and they said yes, that i should watch Sonic X. And so, for the next three days, all i did was watch it. The show was bad and only made me want to kill more furniggers and decapitate Miku. If it landed in my house, it means it's a divine message, that i should lead a crusade against the Furries using powdered chlorine as a holy weapon. Anything anthropomorphic shall be obliterated for great justice.

Haha, Gary!

Well, I was texting one of my friends and sent this to her.
Too lazy to retype copied and pasted it to someone else.
Basically, Lauren is ex.
I've been hanging with her recently.
But She's dating someone else but cheated on him with me.
But she still dates him.
And I'm not in it for sex.
But that's all she wants from me.
I know all of you would say
"Alpha" but that doesn't feel good when you're a good person on the inside.

Hillary Clinton sick?

GNEDBY

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Haha, Gary!

Mclaughlin

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lol

There are no chicks with dicks only guys with tits.

Tara lay on a worn, abraded area rug beneath the ceiling fan, dancing her hips side to side with the rhythm of the fan’s pull-switch tinkling. Her toes arced in counterpoint to her hips’ sway and she studied the back of her hand held above her. She was humming the handle of Tom’s Diner just loud enough for a soothing vibration to insulate her skull and quiet her thoughts. She continued her unconscious performance as she studied the milky cinnamon skin of her hand, etched with creases of wear, noting the transforming tautness when she flexed her fist. She was ageless, a competing assortment of unbridled play and domineering intensity. She undulated in concert with her muscles’ gradients, a fluid creature manifest in the absence of inhibition, baring canines to the world with a fierce smile of personhood. She stopped humming, opened her hand, and traced the lines of her palmprint, noting the absence of the electric tickle she felt when Will traced the same. Two people completing a circuit…coupled oscillations…which one was yin, again? She laughed at herself shyly and rocked her head to the side, letting wisps of hair the color and sheen of rich soil fall over her face. She puffed her lips and blew once, throwing the tangle into further disarray. She blew again and closed her eyes, smiling behind the veil of hair as she heard Will open the door. A cool disturbance of air kissed the exposed small of her back and her flesh contracted and shivered. Despite the cold, her core was warm and tingling—a robust mixture of comfort and rosy anticipation. Behind her eyes she saw lonely mesas expanding into a firestorm of color, palettes of red-shaded cliffs bursting into clementine and shimmering arterial blood with the sunrise. I could like the Desert…things grow slow and ugly and beautiful. She thought of the creases on her palm, the shaded and worn violet lines running across an expanse of dried-hazelnut—a geography on her hand mirroring the unrefined expa

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On the field of battle man is not only a thinking animal, he is a beast of burden. He is given great weights to carry. But unlike the mule, or the jeep, or any other carrier, his chief function
in war does not begin until the time he delivers that burden to the appointed ground. In fact we have always done better by a mule than a man. We were careful not to load the mule with more than a third of its weight.

OST - It's Raining Somewhere

Impromptu poétique

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reply to this message or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

The BFG grinned and picked up Donald, a noticeable bulge protruding from his pants.
Donald swallowed silently, noticing the precum leaking through the cloth.
Holding the to-be-president in his left hand, he went down and removed his pants to reveal his massive cock,
throbbing and demanding attention. The BFG chuckled silently as he placed the smaller human on the head of his dick,
Donald's clothes soaking in precum as he grabbed the old man's
dick in both hands and licking the top. Donald Trump balanced himself on the cock,
unbuckling his pants and taking out his hard small cock as well, softly
humping the side of the massive organ and moaning the others name.

>we've been pasting it in the chat on kids games

ow..my childhood

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do you really just not get?

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hes fuckin distracted

Dupuytren's Contracture

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coincidence

AW308

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i have crippling depression

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What part of the US would you suggest? I'm so fucking tired that I can't wear a fedora here without being called a neckbeard. I bet nobody called Neal Caffrey a faggot when he wore a fedora in White Collar, did they?! And don't come with bullshit like "that was only on TV", you know what I mean!

I'm feeling a little better. I was sleeping.

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Pope Player Experience. Currently only Pope Frank is allowed to do it.

Cred Forums, imagine this.

You encounter a lesbian couple. One is anorexic and one is obese. Their unhealthy lifestyles play into each other; the fat one eats all the food, leaving only scraps for the thin one, who's content to work two jobs and continue supporting this dysfunctional relationship, not because she believes it's right or just, but because she knows working harder will burn more calories.

Despite their totally opposite life goals, these two are very much in love, and have no qualms about showing it gratuitously in public. They enjoy dressing inappropriately for their respective body sizes and walking around berating people for staring. Whoever shows any concern for the tendency of their actions to perpetuate each other's poor health is assaulted with accusations of hate speech and verbal rape. "How dare you! All bodies are beautiful! Anorexia / binge eating disorder is a serious condition!" The fatty eats while they have sex, and the skinny one doesn't partake, but happily helps her stuff her face.

This lesbian couple lives next to you.

You have one bullet.

Nasita

There are a ton of bad sectors on this drive so hopefully the clone goes well.

I BROKE ONE OF THE SATA PINS ON THE OLD DRIVE BECAUSE I AM A BIG FAT IDIOT AND IT IS BARELY CONNECTED, SO THE DRIVE IS SUPERGLUED TO THE SATA CABLE. DO NOT TOUCH IT, BREATHE ON IT, GO NEAR IT, THINK BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT IT, ANYTHING. LITERALLY DO NOT TOUCH IT OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT.

Right now server in startup recovery. I am waiting for the Adminstrator password from the guy so that we can finish the boot recovery. Hopefully it works fine but keep the backup drive if necessary for another clone.

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walking dead

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