Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Yo

youtube.com/watch?v=GDpmVUEjagg

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Jesus is she secreting? Don't secrete on the OP. Also don't forget to claim your waifu on the OP Jesus.

Suika claimed Jesus. Hi Makoto. Galil I'm sorry.

Red glasses are perfectly normal!

I just assume if there hasn't been any initial plans for US release, it won't get one.

That's pretty lewd, but I approve.
About to get off work and go home to get some actual sleep for the first time in over a week!

youtube.com/watch?v=PXYeARRyDWk

mandatory uta claim

though swearing can be good sometimes, to express the anger or depression in a piece of art.
it just needs to be used properly.

you may have noticed a difference in outkast's songs,
this is due to a consept they uphold of the speakerboxxx and the love below.
from what i understand outkast are one and two at the same time, the love below is a lovey dovey pop rap band and the speakerboxxx is a slower calmer band that can party but has a lot of violent themes.
in roses you see the two bands collide in a song, a few other of their songs do this and i think its supposed to represent turf wars.
but this is just my interpretation.
there are multiple ways to view this.

youtube.com/watch?v=-JfEJq56IwI

i think hollywood has become lacklustre in recent years.
purely bringing out films as a product not an art piece.

still am, i fluctuate depending on what i'm intending to say

how u been?

still here

Claimed

That's not lewd. That's acceptable. Come on now. I'm sad to see you go Makoto. You're the best!

>foar fastness Suika

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Ruby claimed

Living my easy life i have. Working alot on vinyl and shit, and with that i mean collecting.

I'll probably post a bit once I get home, but I can't promise that I'll be up for very long.

>Off I go!

Cam I join you in bed, cutie?

She isnt, calm down.

>collecting vinyl
Are you a hipster?

U R 420 but yes, I like the idea that Andre keeps swearing down. It gets old and becomes fucking filler fucking material and like it fucking acts like an inert fucking word. Real though.

What do you "work" as then, Seras? Nobully.

Take care of yourself. Don't post to post. Waifu will be around. I kind of enjoy that. It's like a load off, weirdly. You could probably write a paper on that.

She is secreting. I think. It looks like that. Are you an expert?

for sound quality or just like that they are not common?

This is the saddest thing I've seen.

You fucking sperglords should go outside.

I'm pretty tired, headed off to my comfy bed. Goodnight guys

Just fuck my shit up.

If you're going to collect music in physical form, vinyls are the only respectable way to go.

That makes me a little less worried about missing good movies, since I barely watch any.

Well not really. I don't even have a turntabel yet, but im making a list of albums imma buy.
Both really, more for the quality.

It just looks werd in that image.

>Syndra

It was a typo! No lewd

Lewd? Post them!

>lewd

>image.jpg

mako claimed, negroes!

Vinyls are for hipsters, but whatever.
>no turntable
>buying vinyls
Dude if your going to buy a vinyl you'll have to have something to play it on.
>inb4 custom turntable that looks like a phonograph

Phone.

i don't get the point your trying to convey in this post.
please elaborate.

yea... only watch something if someone recommends it for a further reason that
"its really good"
or
"i loved it"

understandable,
how big is your collection rn?

Nice, thank you! I'll listen to it.
>tfw I only know songs which played on radio

Sounds interesting, but I won't put that much thought into music yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=xUWtSrG6xKU

Yeah, weird.

I got some from my father.
Just because i don't have a turntabel i keep them at my fathers house until I have one, but I don't know not much at all.

Red glasses are common for those who want their neck to be...

Yo

YOU ARE THE OWNER! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OT YOURSELF... ... SHUT IT DOWN!!!

Tristana claim and main

Miho claimed

Hello Mako

Fuck you OG Tats.

Hello shark tank
Double Tanks

Look who we have there, how you doing Miho?
This File name tho.

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Well you do dubs ... oh wait. Well, fine, maybe just me.
JUST
WTF KIND OF MAKOTO ARE YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH MY BEST MAKOTO!? QUESTION
Yes
Joshing a bit, but enjoying how Andre kept the swearing down. I think swearing in any medium is just lack of ability, unless used poignantly.
>Using "nigger"

Tristana. I'm just carrying faggots playing AP Shaco top. I'm pretty proud of myself.

Hey Mijo

This beer for breakfast tastes pretty good, I should get another

>carrying
>implying self-entitlement counts as skill in vidya

It's the title track from my favourite album from them.

That's funny, I tried support Shaco yesterday.

I'm reluctant to even watch what is recommended to me. A lot of people have been recommending me Mr Robot for over an year, saying it's the perfect show for me. And I just didn't bother to check it yet.

Hipsters are cool though. CDs are not super durable and their quality isn't anything impressive, you don't really have another option if you're going to collect music.

Wha-how?!? In ranked or smurf?

Hello

>buying music
Kekekeke
Time to get serious, guys

I like it. It's a nice background music. Not too fast and not too slow, it also doesn't pump up for anything, just a nice sci-fi like background music.

>yet
you should start soon, it really helps when trying to understand whats going on in the songs/album.
youtube.com/watch?v=MYxAiK6VnXw

try amazon and ebay, and garage sales.
i got a semi big collection of 300+ but its mainly rock/metal and greatest hits.

ah, yea, it really allows andre to keep his credit as an artist and may immortalise his creations but we wont know that until the future.
i completely agree.
but comedy does sometimes call for a bit of "fuck"
youtube.com/watch?v=J02-BtZ1bxE

mr robot is reddit bait though.
it has a lot of themes that could be explored but it kinda just shits on it by calling Cred Forums a hacker forum.
im not joking when i say that either.
in episode one he says "i checked all the hacker forums" and the Cred Forums main page shows up.

I need to sign up for the JET program

In my smurf on ranked, I'm gold 2 at the moment but I mostly get placed with Platinum III or higher because of my mmr.

Is funny? I just picked Shaco top because I didn't wanted mid, everyone in the chat "fucking troll no ap in team" so I tought, why shouldn't I go ap? I just went Frozen Malet and then full ap, pretty much destroyed the Yasuo on top, made first blood, 6 kills. Won early, GP on mid had dmg for late, so we managed to won.
Bot and jungle, the ones that said I'm trolling went negative scores in early, ironic enough.


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>beer for breakfast
you sure you dont have a problem
let me give you a sekrit
coffee with beer instead of water
10/10

I wont, got this site here: discogs.com/


Talking about music, are you guys listening to any music?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vuv2mvfO_mg

But I don't really listen to albums anyway. More to single tracks which I like or enjoy. I also listen to music which pumps me up for something or calms me down. or just kinda goes with my mood.

youtube.com/watch?v=eZsVN0inVoc

like this for example

I'm saying you suck too much to carry people in vidya and you feel self-entitled

youtu.be/J1-7TVE0m-E

Sleep attempt the first

>drinking coffee
Why though?

Lol they just let it happen too. Good man. I think I'm going for gold today then plat whenever. I'm going to start up some oatmeal first
>Yasuo top
The most unlucky bastard

GO TO BREAD.

If you can't sleep tell your doctor to prescribe you clonidine

because i got insomnia

People like to spend money on unnecessary things they like. It seems like a better purchase than a figure to me, and I'm attracted to the idea of getting figures too.

kek, I had the impression that it was surprisingly realistic compared to other hacking stuff in television.
That kind of makes me watch it more though, just to see how bad it is.

It's funny as a coincidence, support Shaco went a little bad for me at the start because for some reason I expected to do more damage. But then things started to pick up. Cait trap combined with Shaco's makes a scary combo.

>Bot and jungle, the ones that said I'm trolling went negative scores in early, ironic enough.
How typical.

Sweet dreams Australian chef.

Coffee is great. Esspresso is my favorite. But like that guy said, mixing with BEER? Are you the actual mad man.

Nice trips satan.
But coffee tastes like piss. Tea is much better

Imma play some GMOD now, Cya guys later.

Am in bread. What do?
I can sleep fine. Its just a headache I have to fight.
Chef is a title denoting seniority. I actually prefer cook unless Im on the job. But thank you.

Have you seen Chef?

kewl opinion old kunt

No. Nor do I plan to, really.

>Rory-sama

YOU MUST INTO THE BREAD, DEEP.

a
cool

Wish I was on EUW to play with /waifu/ fags, but noone in this thread is on eune I think

>shaco support

Never had it.

Had a Lee Sin support, he pretty much won the lane for me, leaving all the kills and doing top insec.

I remember that I went Kindred ADC once
I'm surprised I won.

I recognize talent but;
the next Dru Hill;
kinda stuck me
Why did they split? It couldn't have been them. It could have been their managers. Though I wonder because Sisqo and Andre could have been a serious label.

Hi Chen. Your mom is gone, standard restrictions.

NAISU also yori challenge my stay awake!

>I drank

Damnit. That's was a shitty joke anyway.

Claimed

Nue, Busch!
Right from the can my man!
Makes for a beutiful day.
Much appreciated though, that does sound good
Coffee beer.....

it doesnt have any ac/dc the razors edge vinyl but i own a copy.

what im listening to:
youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

you should really listen to music for its meaning because a lot of music tells a story or is trying to make a point (not recently released is what i have seen)
anyway heres some music to pump you up
youtube.com/watch?v=QMokMQ8Bu7Y
or
youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

and calm you down
youtube.com/watch?v=u5rpOXS9O8Q
or
youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

and outkast
youtube.com/watch?v=F0tamp9XdqU

trust me, it is cringe worthy.
well the writing is, the actors are actually pretty good at pulling off their edgy broken characters that they were tricked into playing

hey everyone! Have a good day.

Tea person. Nice!
I rarely touch coffee

Are you interested in working at Restaurant Chen?

Oh wow. Well that's a bummer. I'm on naeast

>that's was
>that is was
>what is grammar?

Bored

Did you just assume my day's gender identity?

That's is okay.

Wew, miho-senpai

Hello sachi

Thanks Shino, you too

Incorrect. I'm nobody important.

Yeah, so you're Sachi

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Sachi doesn't do punctuation.

Sachui Komine is Sachi KoMINE

Fuck typos, Sachi*

Gay.

There's our Sachii.

Huh, I don't know you?

Gay.

Best type moon claimed.

>ap shaco top

What are your plans for the day Sachi?

'sup bitches.

That doesn't appear to be Caster, user

I'm pretty sure you do.

You mean Ran?
We don't speak though
I have free will

is NA as toxic as every other regions?

What's your division?

Caster isn't even best in her own class.

Uh, no. Who is your waifu?
Exactly why Shiki is best
Eating chinese food

Yep, NA doesn't fail to impress in that

What you got? Is it crab rangoon?

its not good
thats why its great
i have to go but i will see you around

You too bro

>Trist

Goodbye Yun, have fun

Eggrolls, General Tsao's chicken, won-ton soup, and crab Rangoon
Nice waifu.
She's from Mirai Nikki right?

Don't play games with me Sachii, I know you know who I am.
>You can't possibly forget about the best filenames, can you?

What? Why are you doing this? Are you hitting on me? Your waifu is cute, by the way.

No she's mine
that wasn't me actually :o
discount filenames you mean?

Fuck the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Hold up, we have 2 Sachii's now?

Fuck off
I claimed her first
What?

fight!

IM COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

rood
Can't we both appreciate the best maid girl?

looks like it :o

Claimed that shit.

I love crab rangoons.
Won ton clan coming at ya, watch your neck
General Tsao ain't a man; general Tsao's chicken
Eggroll Eggroll Eggroll
*mic drop*

FIGHT THE POWAH

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Tried playing warframe again, but couldn't really get into it. Kinda bored now.

youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6edXZOjZU

Claiming best girl

No.
Komine is KoMINE

Im back for a sec.
youtube.com/watch?v=wlb-HWpDDx0

But
I'm in love with her:(
not a girl

Edgy, I can dig it

Claiming lain

You think I'm not?

Lain is a shit

Do you not have a backup?

What exactly is a waifu and what do you do once you have one?

Her face kinda looks like wojack.

Yea thanks i know, she's got nerves of steel

A waifu is your anime wife. Once you have one give it as much love as possible.
She's ugly
Disgusting

not as much as me
No
Essentially its your 2d wife

Once there was an ugly waifu, she was so ugly everyone died. The end

Pinhead

Dirty dan, we meet again....

see

Pinhead larry.
Its been a while.

Can you prove that?

>Sachi

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop!
SPICY SACHO DRAMA

I don't think that's really something you can prove
go farm your potatoes

>Sachii

Do you like my ten gallon hat? I've been living in texas for awhile now.

aight real sacho, you want any?

i play pokemon go
EVERYDAY
I PLAY POKEMON GOOOO
WHEN I WAKE UP
IM GRABBING MY PHONE
I GOTTA CATCH EM ALLL

Yo, I sold something to him once

You can, but no cams~

I post because waifu needs me to!
All the freeway entrances were closed, so I ended up taking the long ass back roads, and then stopped to get a car cover since I have no clue if it's gunna rain or not.

Awww, why not~?

To beeeee?

youtube.com/watch?v=5tSZEMc1CVk
Really? What was it, if you can remember?

Yes
>maid
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I wish I was aeris in this pic. I love Tifa's cock

Who the fuck is claiming my sacho ?there is only one . I swear to god I will find you and end you

fried, baked, boiled, or mashed?

It was a Weimar Republic bill.
It was from the time, right before Hitler rose to power, when money was so worthless that you would have to bring a wheelbarrow of bills to pay for groceries

>futa
delet this
baked while i'm playing pokemon go

Tifa is best futa

Oh, that's amazing! I'd kill to get my hands on something like that. How did you come to own the bill?
baked it is!
just kazoo it

That's fucking awesome, why did you sell that though?
Also how much did he rip you off?

I flea market, garage sale, antique shop, estate sales.
I buy and sell a lot

It was just a part of my collection back home, I have other very similar bills in my collection
I bought it for two bucks, he paid fifty.
And I got Chumlees autograph

Post ass

Find any neat things from ww1 era?

damn that pretty cool
next time when you are home would you care to share some?
wait, you ripped of the offripper?
im impressed

Not really, most of my stuff follows political history.
A bit of world war two stuff, some sixties era communism stuff, and vietnam and korea stuff

Yeah sure, Ill be back home in November though.
Hopefully Ill remember.
He was actually a pretty nice guy in person, shook the mans hand even

i will help you remember
you better not wash that hand ever

Bored.

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Oh, that was years ago now.
A fond memory though.
I would appreciate it, thank you!
Oh, one of my favorites is this little Nixon stacking doll!
Its adorable

Calamity-masu'd

Threads slow as ever, got some extra hours of sleep and still only one thread passed

its not that bad

Communism stuff? Like propaganda posters or something else?
The final solution

This, slow thread a good thread

More pins and stuff.
Medals, papers, oh!
And this sweet fuckin belt buckle given to vietnamese troops!
I used to wear it when I was an edgy sixteen year old

I guess so.

It's only good because I don't have to worry about claiming

>update
>water pipe broke at the performance area so no show to perform
>based god lets me sleep

that doesnt mean anything, after touching that hand you should not be washing it
sorry i was undercover for a sec, dunno how long i will on right now
good morning rem
busy weekend again?
tomoko

Read my previous post

kek, that sounds awesome! You got a pic of the belt?

I PLAY POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS EVERDAYYY I PLAY POKEMON GOOOOOOOOOO

WHEN I WAKE UP, I'M GRABBING MY PHOOOOONE
THEN I GO OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

oh thats pretty sweet
praise Nüwa
any plans now you are free?

True, but people actually talk to me on slow threads...
>you have earned the rest

Oh, thats ok. I had a feeling it was you!
But Ive also placed this hand on doggy doo

No great pictures, I put it away years ago

>kneesocks

youtube.com/watch?v=3f9mTBXjxWk

yuno that doesnt trust me

h-how did you know?
thats pretty nasty, ugh decisions decisions
morning
i think i have good reasoning
im only being catious

that's hilarious and amazing

Claimed

ouch. i thought i was pretty trustworthy

Well...you have a certain way of writing.
Very familiar, Im totally not hiding underneath your bed right now
Yeah, it was very gross, but a softer landing than the concrete that the other hand landed on

God I was fat years ago...
Ive lost like forty pounds since that picture

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