I am become badj, the toucher of butts

I'm actually the one whose butt gets touched most of the time.

I wonder what the title for that would be

I don't know, but I like it.

Maybe the butt that gets touched... I can't think of any other name

Probably. Where did your aunts disappear?

They came just to say hi, not sure what else it was, barely got time to go downstairs before they went off

Excellent. Now you can lewd again.

Splendid!

I mean, sure, moobs can be pretty nice.

Oh, well that wasn't exactly the point of that last post, but if you say so!

Then what was the point? Also don't you enjoy flesh?

Didn't mean to force the moobs down your throat is all I'm saying... (That sounds so wrong...)
And well, that depends on what you mean by flesh

He means dick flesh.

Not implying you did. I like them too, to an extent.
And I mean flesh as in guys who don't look like they'd snap in two when the wind picks up a little.

that too

Teemo dick flesh?

Dude I can't even tell in words how much I like those "fleshy" guys, that's why I'm posting them

teemo's not really my thing, though yordles getting at it is kinda cute I suppose.

this guy?

Depends I guess, needs to be a certain style I can't really put my finger on... This bull however's been one of my favourites for years

I are Svadj the Swedish toucher of butts

That makes the two of us :D

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youtube.com/watch?v=1_aTKNAo9vY

how goes everyone this afternoon

you forgot the vagina

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i posted a removed version because that looks like a shitty stab wound instead of a vagina

Wondering if there are any actual serious books out there starring midget characters, that would be quite cool

I'd rather live in Sweden than in Finland to be honest.

I already told you.

no pls

PS. vagoos r gross

yus i know you did~

they can be and for the most part are

I have not seen a single vagina that didn't make me vomit internally.

to be entirely honest i do not know what to reply to that with

Just post pictures?

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i mean yeah, i guess i could do that

You know what I like.

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Did you get tired of talking about fleshy guys?

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Nope. Why do you ask?

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Just seems you missed my reply, but can't say I blame you, considering you got quite a few people to talk to :P

Fuck why do I keep forgetting to link posts today

Oh. There's something at the same time off-putting and intriguing about Aaron's stuff. I personally like more... proportionate stuff.

not linking posts is what the cool kids do

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maybe 3 years ago.

ur a l00d d00d

i think that's mutual

S-shush... please don't let anyone know.

it's too late, everyone already knows

Sure, crazy with some moderation is always good
Butts

Damn, I need a new identity.

steal one

Yup. I do appreciate a strong body though. Pic related.

I'm going to need all the trips and all the avatars.

that's gonna take a little work

too much effort tbh

i agree

How bout strong, yet feminine guys? This one's not too proportionate but eff it

Not really my thing. I like manly things. Effeminate stuff just doesn't really light my fire.

Think I used the wrong word, meant to say "curvy", but well, kinda same thing I guess

Curvy, yeah. But still I favour good proportions and a somewhat basic anatomy when it comes to pics.

Zippos light my fire.

Too expensive for me.

I'll buy you one.

It'll have a dick on it.

I don't know...

Well, here's a last one from me before I go. ttyl

you can light your smokes with a dick

Oh... ok.

bye

I have never heard of a penis that sets things aflame.

Dragon dicks all oer it.

seeya
me neither but it would be interesting to see

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Sure, why not.

Certainly... interesting.

hello
yeah, that.

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and 30 other things

is that a boy or a girl?

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among other things

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that's not an answer!

10/10

and a few more on top of that

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why not add even more?
we're already this far

why not, throw in everything.

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>tfw that's freklz irl

and yes all posted are males

then maybe boys do make the best girls

i think i'd make an alright girl at least

obviously they do.

Stronk!

fuck it, why not

I was unsure before. Now I know. Shame I don't enjoy girls though.

*puts the whole world in it*

you don't have to enjoy girls if there are boys who can do everything girls can but better

yeeah like that. it's perfect!

but i like boys who are boys, not girls

*inserts universe*

so... yesterday late at night I talked to a bunch from these threads.

in short - maybe you guys can help me find a particular piece of art? It was two either ferrets or other mustelids, that were on white background, both female, skinny, a bit feral, both dark brown, fuzzy, licking each others hind paws. Drawn, if I remember in non-digital style..

> this is about how it looked.

>both female
stopped reading there

both characters were positioned opposite to each other in a way this hyena on the right is. Yet drawn in a completely different style

also pic was definitely on e621, but not anymore. Shinigamigirl seemed to be the closest possible artist, but it was not it. Kaputotter, Sabertoothedermine and Zaush are not the artists as well.

Can't have a hole without a whole
giggidy

quite

me too
but boys can be better girls than girls
can't think of it, sorry mate.

I prefer girls who are actually boys

tru

that's cause you're a heretic.

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yus

I have pancake. Today is a good day.

Hai~

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hello

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Snuffles is a delightful guy imo

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badgergegregrgergegrer

he's pretty chill

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I so love bears.

wemmmememwemwmewmmemwemwem

i watched s3, i thought it was good

it's a shame he doesn't talk more.

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i agree.

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that dick's a bit too big

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Less burlies, more girlies.

eh, a little bit.

hey badj

hello there how goes
aww thank you

it goes alright, how goes yourself

supply them or gtfo
I set a dump then I turn the monitor back to my Wii U

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objectively wrong

I mean it'd be nice to touch and all, but it's a bit big for playing bury the bone.

hey there, how goes it?

also I am enjoying these pictures

playing games?

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whoops i posted in the wrong thread

i like gay because it's wrong and not s'posed to happen

i wouldn't want to try "burying the bone" with a lot of the characters i see due to the size

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hi, badj

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uwot

yeah, big is fun, but too big is just painful, not to mention awkward and difficult to get in

hi user

hai mr.squoshins

Hoy.

Yep playing Splatoon with friends

it's fun and nice for oral play but other than that.. not really fun
howdy do

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Ah! You're the one who added me on Discord.

sup?

never played it, not sure I even know it.

pretty much

Oh you guys are still going, sup?

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Working overtime here in 20 min.

I came.

uhm

yea

hot

topkek

that's not fun

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Ah ok, yea is what's up

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yes, i'm that guy.
what's up.
some size queens are insane though

It's about 120 extra bucks.
WE get extra breaks and roto mold isn't running today so it's going to be ab out 20 degrees cooler.

Going to work soon.

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is this what rape feels like?

not really much, I ate some pancake.

scales

ah, so not so not fun

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same ol' same ol'
you?
that's a little lame, but i guess it's better than not having food and the likes.
what do you do?

I just had some nasi goreng myself. Shit was it good, feels like I haven't had real food in months

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i wouldn't know, i haven't really seen what scales can do

Plus I'm going half in on a pizza for lunch with someone.

I put together shit on a line.
I'm not allowed to say more because company policy.

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Derping around, trying to find the theme song to my life for some stupid reason :P What does this same ol' involve

some what?

Ooh, who? Is it someone special?

am confus

Fuckin' mislink

Just a friend.
She's married.

requesting fingering

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Oh... Well, I hope you have fun.

How comes no one I talk to has heard of nasi goreng? It's real fookin good man

I'm sure I will.

well that's pretty much the only explaination I need, if it's confidential than it's confidential.
well owning all those wouldn't surprise me
but some of them look way too thick.. and the designs on some, like.. what?
eh, it just involves nothing really, i don't do much.

Sounds like my life. Can't wait to get a job and gtfo

WEM!!

what is it?

they're not scales' but he could probably take all of those at once

new thread

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Literally means fried rice, has some chicken, spices and vegetables in it, at least the GOOD kind, unlike the one I accidentally brought home the other day