Faces of Cred Forums thread. Rate me, how can I look better?

You look pretty though. This may sound weird, but I love your nose. Your hair looks really good.

That isn't how you use that meme you fucking newfag

actually kill yourself/0

do you have a penis?

Had to be with a 7 year old to prove my authenticity on Cred Forums

>normie haircut
How does it feel to be a follower, fuckboi?

Do something about that jew fro. Lose a bit of weight and get rid of that shirt. Oh also stop being poor get an iPhone.

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Thanks, usually I get immediately clocked but a nose compliment is pretty good

Wrong context, am newfag, only been using Cred Forums for about a year

Sure why not, here's an old pic

Obviously

R8 me

No idea why the fuck it's now sideways

This happens to me constantly

You have to make a square or wide image

It's because the picture is taken sideways, but your photo viewer is smart enough to know that so it rotates it for you when you view the photo but the actual file is sideways still. Cred Forums doesn't account for this.

Ahh thanks, makes sense

It better not fucking rotate

The secret to looking good (my opinion) is work fucking hard doing a manual labor job, you get the scars, you get the filthy sweaty hair, you get the tan, you get the body, bitches love a man who busts his ass all day making big things with power tools.
If your just some desk jockey in an air con room then how will you ever achieve a sense of manliness and self worth,
I'm a boiler maker, and leaving work every day knowing I've just built the framework for a house that will stand for a 100 years gives me satisfaction and confidence.

Bitches froth confidence

ok it fucking did kill me

Rate and guess my gender

rate me

flannel is the most beta clothing out there >besides a fedora[/trilby/whatever], obviously

take a tip from the other two guys, OP: if you're wearing flannel, you shouldn't be smiling, since everyone will know you're sad on the inside. no need to lie by smiling

OP here. So far I'm the

6/10 either way
55% bet on male

99% sure you're a male

Fag

Yup :)

bottom/faggot

Lose weight. First and foremost.

3/10. Losing weight alone will literally bring you to 7/10

>Faces of Cred Forums thread. Rate me, how can I look better?

Get a haircut
Lose the goofy lumberjack shirt
Wear a wristwatch
Shave

Ditch the jew-fro and shrink your forehead by at least 20%

Thank you. Because of you guys I'm actually going to get a haircut this morning. You've told me what I need to hear

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Rate my gains

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How can we rate what you've gained without a reference point? Need a before pic

Pathetic/10

kek wtf is wrong with your arm?

your bicep should be a lot more centered. is that a small tumor or something? doesn't look like a real man muscle, just looks like a fucked up weakling arm

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losing weight alone will not bring you to a 7/10, you just sound like a skinny virgin who's deluding themselves.

Losing weight and gaining a good amount of muscle mass will make you 7/10

uncle/10, noice

prettysolid/10 for a Boy.
as for gender....mentally ill?

Very good trap then

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let's make this a "what you should be wearing" thread

anything but those kinds of prints

i think a lot of losers dress like that (and the other flannel fags) because they think a complicated pattern will distract people from their flaws. i used to wear a lot of stuff like that, but now have switched more to t-shirts and very simple pattern buttondowns - ever since i got in better shape

hotredneck/10

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wouldbang/10

Rate

Pretty. Lose the wristbands, noone gives a shit what show/festival/game you have been to

10/10 would breed

age?

you from kentucky? getting that southern vibe from the red flannel

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aight

How about a hatless pic...

7

4

not even the same continent

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Sk8trb8

you look like one of those beta fags who brings a butterknife to school and struts around like he's alpha, or beats up crippled kids to feel tough

Would love to hear you call a lumberjack "beta" to his grizzled face

australian?

Agreed. Get your ass to the gym. Find a better hairdresser than the $6 dollar one.

Dutch

a sissy

Close enough

Pussy or GTFO.

you look like a guy that says "sick" and "dope" a lot

Are you okay..? You look like you've seen some shit..

7.5/10, you have nice eyes

7.5/10
ok/10
lil bit of smile next time pls. 6/10

huh?

bunch of atheists with no morals...

Emo Edd Sheeran/10

Arguably the better looking of the two

I'm not even atheist but whatever

Yes you are. You just don't know it yet

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Yup. There's a flannel epidemic. Somebody had a shit load of flannel.

sure

If you shoot up your school, do a better job than columbine/10

nice tits

You look like Maxmoefoe before puberty.

pretty for a ham planet

k

Why the fuck not

10/10

tranny

a solid 3

Right now a 4/10
Haircut, different shirt, jeans, untuck your shirt, maybe some nice kicks

Also either let your facial hair grow a little bit to get that scruffy look or keep it clean. There should be no more facial hair than scruff ever. If you get a beard you'll be heading towards wizard, not mountain man.

Your upper part of face is girly, and its nice!
8/10

ok

Obviously going bald.

A lot of people on this website certainly seem to think so.

Ugh. Look boring af 6.5/10 . Get long hair. Short hair and chubby face don't match. Look like a balloon.

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dont be jewish

tranny or not still 9/10

What does that even mean

You look hot but you have bitch attitude and you know it. Not saying you're a bitch when it comes to fucking boys, but the attitude is there. If someone crosses you, they're fucked .

what, you're cute

im sorry but you still dont pass. I mean still a little cute, but you need ffs, even with your cheater angle its obvious.

Lel thanks m8, I am growing my hair out.

you guys must live an aweful life being sideways like that.
billy the exterminator/10

nice. did you have longer hair before? would like to see pics.

cute but I hate the dye job. You'd look much better with auburn or brown hair.

its a tranny mate

>guess my gender
Gigantic faggot.

is it? doesn't seem like it.

I did but I don't have pics on this phone bro, sorry.

Travolta

>billy the exterminator
I actually had to look that up lol
Not quite right but not far off.

Holy fucking shit it is

It you

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john?

Nope. But close.
Also I'm almost 100% certain you live nowhere near me. Never meet any fellow Rhode Islanders here

Pretty fuckin handsome/10

Cunt.

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Qt

yep

Aw you're cute.

5

notyou

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6

slav/10

ye

you have a twin, trust me, too bad he doesn't have facebook i was gonna show you

R8 me m8

According to science, we all have about 6 people who are our "twins" and I've seen two of them on Cred Forums, this would be the third. Pop up a pic of the guy at least lol

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i just tried finding him on facebook he doesn't have FB. i use to buy dope off of hte guy

I'll play this game.

Nice to meet you guys

Roast me faggots

you're cute honestly id fuck you and call you back

Sounds like a twin to me.
Gardening is kind of my thing. That and animals, but not in the traditional Cred Forums fashion. More like breeding and training.

Working on a family of possums lately. Gotten them to guard and patrol the property line for me. so far.

R8 m8

Aposematism.

yeah thats right

>Elliot Rodgers never died

I like my women like I like my coffee,

Ground up and put in the freezer

You get made fun of a lot don't you

whats black and blue and hates sex?
the 4 year old in your basement (no not your cloths)

Ayy lmao

God you look like a bad attempt at Photoshop