Wake up

Stick this into it

so you'd turn in a complete circle? are you a dog?

what i would do?

I would get pregnant as fast as possible- enjoy sex with at least five different men and make sure they all cum in me.

Then the next day as i return to my meager state as a man, i will have a baby growing in my misplaced male uterus, the first of its kind.

The baby would grow, and i would too. To hide this i would become fat very fast, enjoying being a glutton for almost nine full months. Near the end of my male pregnancy i would stop showering and pour oil on my face every day to develop acne and become grotesque.

Once i felt that i was going into labor, i would drive to the nearest population center, like a mall, and start screaming at the top of my lungs as i pulled my pants down in public and started to push a baby out of my penis. I imagine the sight would be momentous, a true spectacle of nature at work here. My dick would most likely tear into pieces from the strain, but i would push that baby out with the force of an angry elephant. As the baby comes out, my last words would be- "HIS NAME IS DICK BREAKER THE UNDYING"

I then close my eyes one last time, drifting into the abyss of death from the pain of childbirth.

pull my dick out of my asscrack

hate when that happens

So I turned into a woman?

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Newfag

newfag

so just another day for you then?

enjoy my new legal and social immunity

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Go fuck myself.

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How have people not caught onto this fucking joke yet

He never said you would turn back into a man

I would take pics of myself and then i would masterbait then go have sex with my lesbien cousin.

I absorb enough cum and take enough dick that I return to a man by morning

^5