Waifu claiming thread

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bread baked
17:47:52

Not early just FAST AS FUCK

Claiming best girl

Not a girl

im doing okay
kinda tired but got a long night in front of me
yourself?
thats pretty sweet
got no homework or something?
cutie
(tomoko)
>says chocolate chip is tasty
>calls himself trustworthy
i wouldnt even entrust my pinkie with you
im just kidding you carry me day and night
(kneesocks)
i do? i dont really see it but maybe just leaving out words.
i would be very impressed if you were, you see my bed is about an inch from the ground, you would have to be very thin
oh my, are you trying to tell me you stumbled and one hand grabbed poo?
that must have been a horrible experience

I'm doing good. Making some tendies. Leaving for the football game soon and watching some poker. I'm being treated nicely.

Cirno claim

Oh no, not like that!
Its just that when there are 35 plus seperate people here, some people just get quiet.
Thatsa me

I wore it well enough, but you could see it in my face...
Im happy to see the changes are showing there

Its hard to explain, I just kinda felt it I guess
You should be impressed, I sucked in really hard
Ihave, and it was

hi cutie

Hiya Kneesocks.

Fuck old man

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you want to talk about your old man fucking user?

I NEED A MONSTER OR SOMETHING MY BODY FEELS SLEEPY

That doesn't look very mad
Tsundere~chan
Have you tried going to sleep?

Ak-me.
You could go to sleep.
Hi.

I did but ended up sleeping 4 hours

Noo naps are bad, besides I need to get ready for tonight

still here

and
i cant lift you though you are probably heavy

youtube.com/watch?v=6F1UhZrd6bE

Minami ftw

damn you seem to be having a good day
watching at your uncle's again?
i guess i should feel complimented? im not sure
damn i am really impressed then, must be a pain to watch some dude sit in fron of his pc doing absolutely nothing
oh my... i feel sorry for you
hungover?
morning
having a good day?
he is a full tsundre?
i am fucking obese
well in league i mean

After a night of arguing on Cred Forums, reading something from a networking book, and stuff, I'm really feeling like I would love to suck on Cirno's pussy and have her cum all over my fucking face...

Just briefly getting that outta my system. I just really would like think of her smothering me in her lower lips.

I'm done lewding now, though.

Anyway, can someone confirm what exactly that above picture is saying, though?
GT doesn't make sense, and I'm not sure how it SHOULD be understood.

Heyo Scorpio!

Heroin, take heroin

I could try and learn more Japanese by making flash cards and having myself recognize the characters and their respective sounds

But nah

Majority of people just kinda are silent, including me unless I engage into conversation

Heeeey

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Yep. Excited to do so.
Jeez, that's pretty rude.
How're you doing on this fine day? I've seen you on the threads previously but have never greeted you, apologies. Are you new here?
Not Scorpio.

Im not sure either to be honest
Its very fun
It is appreciated

Yeah, thats true

Spinarak?

Yes.
He is
Go back to sleep then
thats lewd

hi shiro~
No I ended up drinking barely anything. Probably gonna call it off for tonight too, it wasn't a good idea I'm not sure what I was thinking

for reference:
寒くても全然平気です！
馬鹿だから

Is this supposed to be like "You don't do very well in the cold! That's why you're a baka!"

(Also, has anyone else been getting a lot of German Captchas?)

I wish I was... had troubled thoughts all morning..

Yeah lemme chug some bleach while I'm at it

Oh hey

arnt you like 6 feet too?
honest

No no no. Thatll kill you
Heroin
>captcha coffee
No, heroin

So what are you up to?

Having troubles staying awake? And why do you need to anyways?

hah, that shit is horrible
my sister used to dot that with chinese symbols
just play some games
is it just you and him?
or the entire family?
kek i dont believe it
you must be impressed by my collection of dust
okay good
i was almost afraid you mixed us up
oh okay, it could have been fun.
maybe next time we can, sort of, drink together
any other plans for today?
oh damn
im sorry man, all good now?
wanna talk about it?
yup 6'4
you better get a strong back because we arent done playing

Not that either.
Hello. How're you doing today?

>thats lewd
No duh. I want her to stuff my nose in her and then snort her cum. I want to eat AND breathe her pleasure.
Among other various hentai things.

I'm just really feeling fucked up right now, you know?

czeched!

My dad, some of my uncles, uncle's children, uncle's friends. I'm most excited to see my three year old cousin though. She's very important to me.

GET?
STRONGET!

I could never mix up my 2 favorite edgey waifu people

eh whatever...

I had coffee tho

The fights today, need to get ready for tonight

Im a little better
Rather not talk about it here, it's pretty personal

ah thats a lot
he got a big tv or something?
thats cute, how come though?
aww, im flattered
i understand. glad you are better though
if you want someone to talk to just give me a yell and i see if i can add you on anything
any plans for today?

Gonna be grilling all night

>performance canceled
>staying home either way

its already broken

Lots of grilling tonight, CaneloSmith fight is tonight, hopefully pops hooks me up with some drinks for having to grill for ALOT of people
We're taking out the big guns, by that I mean our HUGE grill

Pretty much, hopefully pops hooks me up with some drinks cause I'll be dreading the night and having the "fuck off" look if I don't drink

nothing
just woke up, how are you quad boi?

It's not that big, maybe 40 inches? It's mainly because on my dad's side of the family, the college football team is a huge deal.
>how come
Eh, I'm not too sure. I've always wanted a daughter I guess, and this is as close as I'll get to having one, until later in life.

I'm good, and yeah, new here. Been mostly lurking for the past few days.

>you're a baka

Writing a little somethin abouttop down administration of environmental justice programs vs community based environmental justice programs

Im choking uber hard right now, pick up your damned clothes too

Is it Shiro still?

At least do a bump of coke or somethin

Okay. Enjoy your stay here.
I'm doing pretty good. Leaving to watch a football game soon, watching some poker currently. Life is good.

You'll deserve more than a drink.

All I see is "write about our corrupt government"

Indeed.

I ain't doing drugs, weed is far as I go

Gimme a whole whiskey bottle and I'll be a happy camper

Weebcons are fun sometimes

Glad to hear that. What colleges are playing today?

I have a large bottle of Taaka Vodka

Nebraska and Oregon. It's a big game.

Right, the last game was really something
Scratch that last two
Oh right I believe you told me this
But what do you mean by that? Can't you buy drinks yourself?
Oh okay
Have fun with that then
Yea that's not insane but it's reasonable
Oh okay, it's good you all can get along so well
You always wanted a daughter? What made you want that of all things
To me it just seems pretty scary, imagine your little girl going out when she is 16
No thanks
Hah! I knew you were lying
There are no clothes on my floor
It's a mess but I take good care of the little amounts of clothing I have

Alright boys I'm leaving
You all have a wonderful day/night
Maybe I'll be back when I'm wasted and no idea what is going on anymore
Later

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I've gotten at least 3 separate translations from Google. I'm not sure which to take.

One I'm getting today is:
"Cold also is completely calm"
So, is it "Even though it's cold, you're still calm! That's because you're a baka"

I just wanna know how to take this...

posting so I can save to my computer for a background

youtu.be/8oqqTQUbpMI

I don't know really. Just always have.
Have fun man, see ya later.

i dont know the second one was partly your fault though.

Did you get your clan key made? My game crashed so I didn't get your reply.

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yeah i left it over night. i kinda went and passed out after i got into the clan

That's not a very good way to do that. What if the thread 404s before you get access to your desktop?

I'm looking more on scotch, havent had those in a while

I can, though he mentioned towards this day we'll grab the stuff, food and drinks. He knows how dreadful I can get from VERY long grilling sessions, I don't mind cooking for family but for a whole crowd of literal whos (in my eyes) yeah even he won't complain if I need a drink

Do you explore the Dojo and check out the clan tech? A lot of good weapons in there.

nice
yeah

Claimed

That's kinda why I'm infront of my computer at the time of posting

And if you're implying I have a mass large enough to have a gravitational pull, you're incorrect.

I can't drink, so I wouldn't know I would prefer

You underage or what?

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Other purple game girl
Morning

Hungry redhead.

Is that another German waifu I see?

no i have just been working on the kubrow quest this morning

>implying i implied any implications
how implicative of you

Sure, but i just like to use mega or something similar, since it's more convenient

Everest has the best Kubrow Egg drops if that is where you are stuck.

Everything with mass has a gravitational pull

Huh, its about environmental activism.

Wonder bar!

Alcohol is a drug

Oh no, my ruse!
My room is a sty by my standards
Bybye

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Still ain't doing whatever you're trying to get me to do

Yes. Nice room. Cleaner than I expected

Yui...

Coke, do it!

Much appreciated

Under age of legal drinking
They don't care in Vietnam tho

I just tend to overthink things

Strong enough for an object to freely orbit?

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i changed my focus to getting the next planet. Mars.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable...
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'
I wish I could get my head out of the sand
Cos I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
And I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

icy bump

Want some help?

im playing with a normie i know. maybe in a bit though

Purple game girls a cute

Alright, no prob. If you want to do some runs later just let me know.

will do

Please notice me

How're you doing today?
Okay.

Not bad, chilling with Green Day.
Drew a retaliating pepe on my white board

Thanks

>make cake
>go to take it out of the oven
>burn thumb on the cake pan
>still fucking hurts a bit even after using neosporing on it

Not that good of a start to this day

Sounds fun.
As for me, jazz and poker. Relaxing stuff.

Neosporin doesn't help with burns. You need Aloe or Ice.

How are you?

It says it does on the tube

Aloe didn't do shit and the ice just made it worse honestly

Chill af my man

I'm good, heading out soon for some drinks with a couple of friends, you?

ur an absolute madman

Well with Ice you are numbing the pain receptors at the burn. So you need to keep it on the spot.

Also
>trusting Youtube about health

Go to your local pharmacy and ask the Pharmacist fam.

Just got back from a shower, thinking of what to play for the rest of my night.

>numbing

Yeah for a few seconds maybe

The neosporing worked fine man

Well at least it won't get infected.

Next time try Embesol or Orajel B

>tfw no waifu

Bumping

Don't fall asleep with your eyes open

VERY CALM EDITION

How do you live user?

It's natural for me
>lick

I don't like it

>it gives me nightmares all night

Like they aren't wide open, they just kinda open barely
>how so?

I tend to hallucinate when I sleep with my eyes open. Best part is, I can still see during this time, but I can't move because technically I'm asleep.

>It's like being frozen in place and forced to watch whatever's in front of you

Tifa is mine fuck off

Sachi claimed, baka

>sleeping with eyes open
what's the secret to doing that? Think something similar happened to me once. Haven't been able to do that again.

I can't even do some captchas because my keyboard doesn't have a scharfes.

I wanna boop your poopsies

JuriYuri senpai!

Dude fuck off.

It doesn't happen to me. I literally just fall asleep with my eyes open, it's like normal sleep

Welcome back Sacchan

No, you

God I want Tatsumaki to stick her finger up my butt and just wiggle it around

would probably be amazing

L-Lewd

Kon'nichiwa

That's not fair, I want normal sleep too ;-;

>nibble

Leeeewd

And the Tsuyu can lick my entire dick while Tatsumaki digs for my prostate

I would cum buckets and Tsuyu would eat it all up

Hanako*

Calm down, sweetie

Wow, now Ive got to feed my fish.
Thanks

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>feed my fish
Sure, lad

Unfortunately, that's harder than it
seems

>gentle nibble

Evening waifu!

Claimed.
He will make all your waifus real.

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It's 3:48 PM
[x] Trump
[ ] Hillary

Tats... you're hired.

Timezones faggot

It's 10 PM here

By the Gods! I know who I'll vote for!
Norbert Hofer! Make Austria right again!
And then I'll go to freedomland and support Trump

But she already has a job with the Hero Association, don't poach employees Mr Trump

'sup people!
Taga claimed

Hail our lord and savior!