Caught this little asshole, what do?

Caught this little asshole, what do?

Space program

Eat him

Set free in your bedroom and leave

S P A C E P R O G R A M

Put a different bug in there and make them fight

Donate to children in Africa

Up in the butt

Pour gas inside and put a match in after.

Let him live, he will repay you in time.

Cut its keys off and watch it squirm and "scream" so to speak

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Put it in your ass

Cut is legs off"

eat it

>little asshole
>little

SPACE PROGRAM FAGGOT

Nigga is angry as fuck even though i gave him bananabread, im looking for another bug

S P A C E P R O G R A M

Also should i hotbox him with dmt?

Open up the lid half way and stick you dick in and take a picture as he attacks

Punish by cutting legs off. Start with using a cup. Then a knife

rolling for cumming on it

>2016
>still using static pictures

S P A C E P R O G R A M

S P A C E

They don't eat bread, they eat ice cream

re roll

S P A C E P R O G R A M plox

let it go and stop acting like a 5 year old psycho?

Rolling for the Space Program

Yes.

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do ya'll really think user has the means to spider into space?

Sharpie in the pooper

it's got to be the space program

They don't eat ice cream, they eat skittles.

burn it, but dont kill it

fuck off newfag

test him by putting any useless bug from the yard.

something like an earwig if its in there area

Round 1: FITE!
Round 2: Winner can into S P A C E

put it in a box then mail it to NASA

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Or another spider. More exciting than Banana bread.

and film it

Let him go.

Hes loving this shit

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Nice user.

you are a small, damaged individual.

is that smoke ?

I think, spider is in space.

He wont accept his freedoms

I'll roll

Shit son that spider's gonna become triangular fractals in a bit.
He's gonna be high as a fuck.

Being a spiderologist I do not aprove any harm to this cute little guy.

You hunt it
You eat it

I can't stand faggot trophy hunters

Bro there is banana bread so why leave?

Spide Odyssey 2001 (+15)

Keep him as a pet. Feed him crickets from petro and watch him grow big as fuck

drown it in cum

Only a murican would give a fucking cake to a spider! Do you guys solve all your problems with violence or fattening food?

That was epic OP. He so hoppy now.

Probably cuz you DMT'd him, he's gone full tard mode.

Roll

>cake
It's banana bread you tard.

piss on it then put it in an envelope then post it througu neighbors door
Post process

Was that dmt?

Yes.
We didn't deny British rule just so we couldn't.

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I've done every drug. Every drug. Except dmt and angel dust and bath salts. How is it? Take the plunge?

Roll

Release it, enjoy not having bugs n shit around your house

DMT is worth it. Angel Dust is at your own discretion, avoid bath salts you dip shit.

Dust is, really fun. And yet, neurotoxic. But hey.

>This
Spiders and bees are the only worthwhile bugs.

They never catch any for me. They just fuck sound in some small corner and eventually die so I just kill them anyway

Its interesting, not recreational imo

Update on the spider, hes been sitting like this since last update

Calling it that doesn't not make it a cake, jizzwad. You add flour, eggs, oil, bananas and shit, and you bake it. It's a fucking cake, lard ass.

roll

Doubt it'll do anything, they probably have no receptors for the drugs we have receptors for.

reroll

Yeah, bath salts only managed to make people seem crazy, that I've seen use it. Won't touch it.

Nope it's bread.

But it's called bread soo... it's bread. Eurotard.

IT MOVES

did you not see that video where they administered coke to spiders on a q-tip? they were freaking the fuck out

How horrifying

Nice OP. He may be a new pet. He likey

KEK
>fucking bananabread

Quit rolling faggot this was never a "dubs decides" thread

rol

catch him and cum on him

reroll

Set him free where you caught him.

Keep lying to yourself, tubby. Go slam down a couple of milkshakes and tell yourself you were rehydrating.

where do you live op? thats pretty big and fucking gross

Ive decided to let him go and continue his legacy

GODSPEED

reroll

reroll

thank you OP. Spider has a new lease on talking elves.

I had not seen that. That's why I said 'I doubt.' Besides don't insects and arachnids breathe through lots of tiny holes on their abdomen? It could just have had trouble breathing all that powder. Sort of like how diatomaceous earth works.

rolling for this

The Netherlands, this is pretty much the biggest they get here, it's pretty much harmless

Find another bug and make them fight to the death

This past year been getting anxiety and panic attacks, thinking that I will die, went cold turkey on staples like cigarettes, weed, alcohol, adderal. Graduate school problems kek.

I wouldn't do bath salts or angel dust.
Just cant stand the feeling of going crazy. DMT would seem to do that although I want to go through a spiritual breakthrough, not for funsies.

Good Job OP.

He will have a new look on life now.

Noice

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He's now going to slay muff, bash gash, pump puss and lay pipe.

what the fuck is that 2.3meter big mspider or something, KILL IT YOU IDIOT WTF

I've never seen that type of power rangers before, what series is it when they go chrome colors?

I have two of those sitting in huge webs in front of my garage.

It's Daft Punk. They make music.

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Call me when you fags across the sea start calling fries by their actual name, not gay ass chips.

Btw I already drank my milkshakes, I'm headed out to get more, fag.

No they make toilet sounds

I'm not one who uses psychedelics for spiritual experiences, I use them purely for enjoyment. That being said, DMT is an out of body experience that much I can tell you. I can't say I've ever felt "crazy" on DMT. The coming up on DMT is so insanely fast that you really don't have a chance to react in any other way than just being almost stupified by the intense rush of euphoria and imagery.

The nice thing about DMT is you can trip out and be back to relative normality within an hour, so it's not something you have to dedicate a day to, otherwise I'd recommend trying to get some ayahuasca or peyote for attempting a spiritual experience.

I'd say either set it free or keep it as a pet, spiders are cool bro.

I'm in Canada, so fuck off, eh.

Let it go you faggot. It's protecting you from infestations of annoying insects.

But nooo. Pussies are scared of spiders because they look scary. OoOoOoOOoOoO

You dumbass. Even web spinning spiders go hunting.

Yeah no shit, how does he think he caught it? Finally noticing that web in the corner? smfh

!!!! STOP OP, STOP IT !!!!

There is a HIGHLY LEGITIMATE theory that the HUMAN CONCIOUSNESS developed because our ANCESTORS ate PSYCHOACTIVE MUSHROOMS!!!

If you give this SPIDER a PSYCHOACTIVE EXPERIENCE, chancesx are that SPIDERS WILL DEVELOP A CONCIOUSNESS COMPARABLE TO OURS!!!!!

IS IT THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!

INTELLIGENT SPIDER-PEOPLE WITH ACCESS TO THE DREAM REALM?!?!?!?!

>!!!! STOP OP, STOP IT !!!!

>There is a HIGHLY LEGITIMATE theory
Lol not really.

Very insightful response user. Thanks.
I'm gonna try it. I'm getting back to the gym, I know my panic attack trigger is mainly weed and cigarettes, so I dont think DMT would drive me insane. It is an endongenous substance after all.

I'll probably try a San Pedro cactus preparation but when I have a couple of days to fuck around and more of my thesis written down.

Yes, really. We were shit-chucking primates. Then vikings ate mushrooms to go beserk. Soon spread throughout Europe.

Africa had no such mushrooms.

Look at the difference.

>2.3 Metres

I wouldn't really call the stoned ape theory "highly legitimate", it's a plausible idea but i don't know.
Have you read "Food of the gods"?

Well since OP FREED that BEAST I'll be sure we'll find out in a COUPLE DECADES.

It had INSIGHT to the DREAM REALM.

All it has to do now is SHARE its experiences with IT'S BROTHERS AND SISTERS and BREED

NO I haven't.

WHAT is it ABOUT?

Is it GOOD?

>vikings
The stoned ape theory is flawed, a shit ton of other animals eat psychs

So are you saying that white Europeans used to be like this?

Correlation=/=causation. Besides dogs eat magic mushrooms all the time in the wild and it hasn't done shit for them.

So? And they would respond to it the way we did because all genes and brain develops are the same for all species at all times throughout their evolution?

Yes, all genes and brain developments are the same for all species throughout the course of their evolution.

Jeez, everybody knows that!

Megawatt

Let him go in your house and stop being a pussy.