Here we go it's Oktoberfest

Here we go it's Oktoberfest.

I'm foreign and have absolutely no friend in Munich, so nobody invited me.

What do ?

You go alone. Most of the times you get separated during festivals anyway.

But it's not fun to get drunk alone

Fuck I want to come too but I'm alone!

Hit on drunk German bitches and go get your dick wet. Make Hitler proud.

Come with me then

Unless i get 2L in my veins i can't hit anyone

I guess i'll just read a rekt thread then

I'll come by motocycle if there is a aunny weekend. Where are you from user?

Sunny*

>Whooo!
>Sexy maids getting groped by muslims in droves

2L? that's just two beers...

>maids

where?

>getting groped by muslims

defenetly.

Starts the warm up for confidence and go to 5-7L then i'm good

It's raining like shit outside, but i live a few minutes from the place

Can someone tell me what really the goal is here? Just a lot of beer drinking?

Also, anyone here from Germany?

No but seriously, isn't anyone in Munich right now ? I don't want to pass my Saturday sleeping at 9pm in my flat, it's riduclous

Germans are cool peeps. Just go talk to people. I was there two years ago...met a lot of cool people. Try and get into the beer tents or gardens.

It's basically drinking beers after beers and laugh with your friends, which's pretty nice

Im calling it that a terrorist attack will happen here or mass rape again.

The surge of refugees coming into the country has prevented me from coming back to the Oktoberfest!! Waiting for the PM to get rid of them!

HOW MANY RAPES THIS YEAR?

Is there rape in Oktoberfest ? I didn't even know

its the only fun way

Best beer in the world! Love the Dunkel! Try and visit some breweries while there (Ayinger) or visit Austria.

win cause you are less likely to get akkbar'd

gratz

probably as much as every year

There might be between two and six, which was the number during the last few years. I would say if you take a sample of 6 mio random people and follow them over a course of two weeks, around two to six rapes might happen.

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