Write down phrases that are illegal to say in your country

Write down phrases that are illegal to say in your country.

I start

The holocaust never happend

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatening_the_President_of_the_United_States
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/02/happy-birthday-is-public-domain-former-owner-warnerchapell-to-pay-14m/
theguardian.com/uk/2012/may/22/muamba-twitter-abuse-student-sorry
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Grüße aus Deutschland OP

"an impeachment is a legal and necessary tool in any democracy" (brazil) [leftists go full rage mode]

I will kill the president

Hillary Clinton is not a great person.

I have a bomb (in an airport)

"you're not a transgender , you're a man babeh , yeah!! "

Harambe was just a gorilla

immigrants go home

fuck MOHAMMAD

off to the gallows with you

It's a clock

them sweet dubs
mr bond

Videla did nothing wrong
FALKLANDS are British
Falklands
CFK is the best
The dictatorship was the best thing that happened
.... Everyone in Argentina: Triggered

white males matter

Anything bad about liberals, feminists, etc.

North Korea?

...

Religion of peace

Do you have any Rule34 on 404girl?

>Banned in the glory country of Cred Forums

Turkish people killed Armenians.

nahh murica, but you've got a point

women don't deserve to be president

YOU DARE QUESTION HILLARY??
she is the most qualified presidential candidate of ALL TIME fam

ALL FUCKING TIME.

men have had their shot at it for hundreds of years. it's obvious real change isn't going to happen until a more feminine (civilized) approach is taken.

lol your criticism is coming from a sexist place but yeah. Hillary is an awful candidate and her defenders are so shitty. God. Why did it come to this?

An Imperialist neoliberal or millionaire fascist.

Posting on internet that our president belongs to gulag

Blacks are a scourge on the UK.

Abimael Guzman didnt nothing wrong

hitlery clitttttton

c*ntrag feminist SJW closet cocksucker

white men are the best.

white power.

I have information that will lead to the conviction of Hillary Clinton

we live under a jewish supremacy

non whites are racist as whites

7/10 would bait again

cholos from my country (people without race or culture) have ruined my capital city (LIMA) Have pee, urinated on THE STREETS, dirtied AND ON populating MY CITY, AND NOW BECAUSE OF THOSE CHOLOS WITH SKIN COLOR SHIT, there is a very high population density in my city, there are 3000 people per square kilometer.

Profeetta Muhammad oli pedofiili, ja islam on pedofilian pyhittävä uskonto, siis pedofiiliuskonto. Pedofilia on Allahin tahto.

Ist die Antithese strafbar weiß man das die These nichts taugt.

hitler did nothing wrong

Anything contraversial that falls under free speech..

controversial
my bad

women are inferior

illegal immigrants

Supposedly a felony in the US, also. IDK though.

but its true

I almost fell for it.

Sounds bad, user. Packed and stacked against any sort of peace.

Fucking arabs.

Hey user, ouch

"There are only two genders" - America

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threatening_the_President_of_the_United_States

"I disagree with your socialist views"

>sweden

i'm so edgy Cred Forumsro

Singing Happy Birthday to you is a copyright infringement in the US. Under certain circumstances. Time warner owns the phrase.

Black culture is shit
Islam is a conquest ideology
I don't like tea

What's Germany like?

"Pena es un buen presidente"

I have constitutional rights as a American citizen

Not anymore nigger

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/02/happy-birthday-is-public-domain-former-owner-warnerchapell-to-pay-14m/

I should find out who you are and turn you in.

That law is in place for a good reason.

Refugees are bad for our society

but see that's the thing

you have the freedom here to be a retard and say that

not illegal dipshit

In 2007 Allen Lee was arrested in Chicago for writing a disturbing stream of conciousness piece, where he used the word "stab" too many times in an HS assignment. He was arrested for disorderly conduct.

>hurr durr you're retarded for disagreeing with me
gr8 job m8. really showed me what's what. back to the basement with you

no its not

yfw there was probably a good reason for arresting him

>hurr durr the basement durr memes durr

sorry free speech is a bitch
retard

Edgy. Faggots. Edgy faggots. Kek.

yes it is
because of threats of violence towards Jews by neo-Nazis

>i'll just keep saying it and eventually it will become true
just like your candidates political position

wow faggot is so mad that free speech enables him to make such stupid retarded right-wing statements about people

"If you don't want me to shoot your son, you'd better start sucking his dick."

>mr bond
>Austin Powers
>not knowing the difference
>being this new/ autistic

13 year olds are fun to argue with until they hit this point, which is the point of having no point. anything else you'd like to vomit onto this thread, shill?

>cruz and kasich
Polar opposites there buddy

his name is James Powers you dipshit. read a fucking book

>thinks criticizing Hillary Clinton is illegal
>arguing with 13 year olds

kek

>millionaire
Our Lord God Trump is a billionaire you pleb

That's not illegal, but it will get you killed

Franco was the best ruler in this country´s recent history

>what is a joke?
can't help you there

barely

then you acted like a total faggot when I proved how free speech works here

you're just butthurt

Calm down. You're both faggots

Man made climate change is a fraud

>when I proved how free speech works
wow. you really are 13
i'll suck it for a dollar, daddy

>Things were way better when there was the DVX

Italy

and you know what's funny? for many aspects it's actually true

agreed

it should be illegal to be a denier

you're still shitposting faggot
keep proving it
you're still a Hillary Hater dipshit too

Niggers

I didn't follow that story at all. I thought Harambe was some black guy who was shot by the police and the internet was making fun of him with the gorilla pics. I only found out last week or something.

Well i think it should be illegal to be a faggot which means I guess you'd be in jail with me, cuz man made climate change is, in fact, a fraud. Deal with it

No fat chicks

I am going to kill the president of the United States.

frankly you should have to do community service working on a climate change research team in some rough terrain. Like some cliffs with loose boulders.

"Trump is not racist"
"Let them keep Texas"

You might guess where I'm from. And yes, it's borderline illegal here to praisw Texas separation. Many years ago books and movies that depicted the Alamos were prohibited.

the USA is alright.

All your Las malvinas belong to us

>you're still shitposting faggot
and? what're you gonna do about it, faggot?
>keep proving it
keep proving what? that you know nothing and like to pretend on the internet?
>you're still a Hillary Hater dipshit too
proving my point.

careful you'll have Trump's pepe army in pursuit

Never gonna happen. We can't affect the climate of earth. Just deal with it already. Find another cause. Like gaining the right to marry your furry trap nigger of a sister

>being this ignorant

Okay Op.
No me gusta la Cueca (I don't like Cueca)
From Chile.

wow you are beyond help faggot
so I'll just rub it in

you're buttmad that you get called out for believing stupid shit about Clinton

you probably think Liberal Fascism is an awesome book too

Isn't the cueca the vagina of a bird??

Buttmad? Cmon guys

Oh but you should have to do some jail time for being that stupid and possibly infecting other people with that kind of faggotry. It's only fair.

Muhammad likes fucking 9 years old girls and goats

you know what's an awesome book?

Ok. So who decides who is stupid enough to do jail time? Also, are you American?

Tea is shit
Milk goes in first
I like French people

Better reread those, buddy

Dem trips

>you're buttmad that you get called out for believing stupid shit about Clinton
i'm sorry, when did i get called out? and for what? i think you're confused (and underaged)
>i read books about this stuff, that means they're completely factual and relevant
literally you

so they best way to arrive at free speech is to

turn your country into a complete right-wing shithole! Brilliant!

It would be illegal if I said I was going to kill the president, but we have the NSA, so I'm not going to say that.

give him a break. he's just a boy

Right wing shit hole? Describe what that would be like

Got banned from facebook for life for saying Zionist, and posted that I was reading Mein Kempf.

>

You're better off,believe me

>tfw i already said this
>tfw no proxies
>tfw i am the edgiest man on the internet

Fuck the queen
Seriously say this to the right cop in London and they will arrest you for it and you could potentially, theoretically spend the rest of your life in prison for treason.

Exactly, dam white man. Hillary Clinton is the only way

I don't care. The local dogcatcher.

Given the critical nature of the crisis, the deniers should have to pay extra taxes or something at the very least. Agreed, incarcerating that many dipshits would make for a larger carbon footprint.

Pinochet did nothing wrong

Facebook is a cess pool of normies posting their circle jerk quotes and baby pictures.

I wish I could resist scrolling through that bull shit.

Ok then. I say again, get over it. People have a different opinion than you

if you aren't this dipshitshut up

>I wish I could resist scrolling through that bull shit.
baby pictures keep you coming back?

>phrasess that are illegal to say in your country.
You faggots I swear

A nadie le gusta weon, solo la ponen en el 18

No, given the critical nature of climate change, deniers should be forced to work on projects addressing it. Yes, "forced."

I actually laughed out loud, thanks user.

I appreciate this

Germany is a nice place

t. German

Anything that involves joining camelfuckistan.

again, where the fuck did you call me out? all i see is you bitching about how retarded i am for disagreeing with you. if you have no valid point or concern, then why open your mouth? because you want attention. answer my own damn question

"Fire!" from within a movie theater.

nice knowing you user

kek no problem

ITT: ameritard too stupid to understand what illegal means and a bunch of pussy faggots living in nanny states

Fuck all of you this is pathetic.

Most Muslim countries are right-wing military-run shitholes.

ikr some faggots are getting mad as fuck

>this is pathetic.
well now it is. thanks for contributing

there is no god

Hitler is my hero.

The Armenian genocide happened

Question to the Germanfags here: What happened to you? A couple of generations ago you were the master race. Now you are cucks being overrun by muslims.

Right wing meaning they're republican?

Pinche indio patarajá.

"Fucking cracked foot indian"

But, isn't that basically like north Korea?

god your replies keep getting longer and longer

Keep thinking you're oppressed for believing stupid retarded things about Hillary Clinton.

Das ist dumm und kurzsichtig gedacht. Alle Gesetze basieren auf Aussagen deren Antithese Strafbar ist.

tesla created electricity

Immigrants aren't that useful

Republicans probably sold them the weapons, but no, far right of that shit, if you can imagine it.
Think Jordan or Syria.

Nothing, because I live in México and nobody cares.

Check 'em

>stupid retarded
vocabulary and sentence structure weren't your forté, eh? don't worry, you've still got 4 more years to figure that out.

I want to kill the president of the united states.

shut up and hand me the polar ice data
we've got a lot of work to do before nightfall

No, they are not. Whites are reeeeeally fucking racist 100% of the time, they try not to be, but they pathetically end up being

Nigger/Blacks are a sick, fucked up people.
Blacks have their origin in Africa.
God doesn't exist.
There's no point in reading the Bible.
People should have the right to have property.

Look faggot I know you're buttmad over Clinton not being the lying criminal incompetent tyrant you think she is

but you need to take a breather. Your replies are getting supercringe.

You can always say. It is okay to smuggle Cocaine from Columbia to Mexico and sell it to children.

Liberty or death. You'd have to kill me

Which country is that where it's illegal to say that shit? Russia?

Go pick some cotton (28 days prison)

The data that says the polar ice is growing at a faster rate than ever in recorded history? Ok here it is. Fucking stupid faggot

Mexico's constitution is written in pencil

Fetullah Gulen is innocent.

idlike to purchase $20 of your finest crack

The same thing that happened to any western country: the american way of life.

well then maybe we'd just lower you into existing glacial wells or something
don't worry we'll find some use for you

>all whites are the same
That's pretty racist of you, just saiyan.

Sauce?

...

>Clinton not being the lying criminal incompetent tyrant you think she is
>implying
again, you ignore the comma. it's a vital part of our language, in that, you don't come across as a 13 year old or a mildly autistic boy, who refuses to stop for a moment to rail out another homerun line from the left. or a nigger.
>omgerd you're rascist,,,
so is everyone.

You picked from the wrong pile. That's kindling for our fire later.

Fucking kekked, are you turkish?

Dude, be quiet. They're watching.

Wow every reply gets more and more voluminous
all after being shown how buttmad you are over Clinton.

Smoleńsk was an accident

If he was the leader himself would have him already arrested right now

Not all, but most. And i think kids should learn a bit of genetics in school

Hillary sucked my cock

true
this could be taken to mean a threat against a Presidential Candidate

he is a faggot face but people love him

OP is not a faggot

Brazil

it happened to a guy who said it to a nigger on Twitter. theguardian.com/uk/2012/may/22/muamba-twitter-abuse-student-sorry

Stacey sparked an outcry following Muamba's cardiac arrest in March when he tweeted: "LOL, Fuck Muamba. He's dead." Other Twitter users immediately criticised Stacey, prompting him to post further offensive and racist comments. He branded some people who censured him as "wogs" and told one to "go pick some cotton". Stacey was quickly traced by police, arrested and jailed by magistrates in Swansea.

That would be a good taxpayer-funded project, considering that any scientific research contrary to man-made climate change is automatically ineligible for state funding.

>There's no point in reading the Bible.

Well there isn't

Nope, I am Polish from Poland. Just have some knowledge about middle east countries, including Turkey.

>Whites are racist 100% of the time
>Not all, but most
Which is it?
And if it's the latter, why single out whites? Most people are racist to a degree, it's not a problem specific to whites, so why are you specifically targeting A WHOLE RACE unless you're racist yourself?

They actually don't use religion to control anyone, get your facts straight. Removal of religion is much more beneficial to them.

>Most Muslim countries are right-wing military-run shitholes.

This. What most people don't realize is that it's the quality of the people, not just the political system, that determine the quality of life in a country.

Generous social welfare and lots of leisure either gets you Denmark or Venezuela.

Capitalism and religion either gets you Murrica or tribal Pakistan.

Something to think about when you cast your vote this November.

Fuck de koning

Brazil

oh, you found your dictionary?
>voluminous
well at least you had enough brain cells left to spell it correctly. kek

v&

Hugh Mungus

He got 007 newfag.
Kys

...

are you a substitute teacher?
do your students rustle your jimmies?
is that what you're being this faggot hilariously still replying?

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Lel kekked

I am glad that you are not a roach

relax

your credit is good here my friend

>hilariously still replying?
that's what i do. but you wouldn't know what a joke is, so my efforts, in this case, are somewhat wasted on your feeble brain.

Im in the US, so threatening to kill the president is illegal. Holocaust denial and nigger hate us fine though.

>a joke

oh no no I don't think so
tell that to the Clinton Police

tell them what a victim you are of the horrible brutal oppression of liberalism

>I thought Harambe was some black guy who was shot by the police and the internet was making fun of him with gorilla pics.
Kek

>and nigger hate us

yes they do whitboi

>Clinton Police
don't joke about that. they'll get you

>responding to shit tier bait
>calling others Newfags

I think we all know who the newfag is here, newfag

so everyone is racist? WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING IMAGINED THAT?

Sure there is.
"It is wise to know the ways of one's adversary."

There's nothing more fun than beating fundies over the head with facts they don't know about their own holy book Especially wen they're taking something out of context to try and convince someone else of something and you can provide context and prevent the other guy from falling for it.
Example:
There is/was a popular country song that included the line
"The Bible said it an you know it's the truth,
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth."
But that's actually from the Code Of Hammurabi. When Jesus quotes it, his full statement is:
"You have heard it said 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth' but I tell you to turn the other cheek."
So anyone using "eye for an eye is in the bible" as support for vengeful behavior doesn't know jack shit about their own religion which they VEHEMENTLY believe in primarily because they don't know how absurd it gets. Seriously, if you mock bald people God will send BEARS TO EAT YOU. Look it up.

Allaho akbar. Long live ISIS and the Islamic Caliphate.

back to moslemchan

Pinochet did nothing wrong.

Pinocchio did nothing wrong

No, no """race"""(it would need more than 0.1% of genetic difference to use this non bioligical pleb word) is racist as whites. I mean, come on, just treat people equaly, is it that hard? Just tell shit on their face, dont hide and keep playing games. No, i am not black

Poirot did nothing wrong

Ross perot did nothing wrong

the scary thing is that they don't care, though
the circular reasoning that makes them believe in a god also justifies the contradictions as "tests of faith"

I'd avoid it altogether
The Bible is ripped off much better mysticism and philosophy btw

Pol pot did nothing wrong

...

Pinot Noir did nothing wrong

Pocahontas did nothing wrong

Peter Pan did nothing wrong
kek

Paul Walker did nothing wrong
YOLO

Jesus was a lie - Murica

Maybe not, but we sure as hell can run out of coal and oil. The rate at which it comes into existence is clearly lesser than the rate at which we're using it.

Up the IRA

the Pulse nightclub did nothing wrong

Well, he did make one wrong turn...

>The marshal did nothing wrong

France...

yeah i agree, those movies were awful

Fuck the queen and the british army

No, I will not cut your hair because you are a muslim

I remember I wanted to write him a letter still regret it if he had responded would be worth some money now, also to some nazi that was real old but free then thought I write him later on.
He died a month later was like should have wroten that letter.

El sistema monetario actual solo mide los valores del mercado sajon aleman en el occidente europa dirigido por el banco ingles aleman(aunque se llamen asi no son de ni ingleses ni alemanes son menonitas)

FUCK KANKER NEGERS EN KANKER MOCRO'S ik neuk jullie allmeaal de MOEDER

> hey, kid , wanna know who's responsible for all the wars in the world?

I hate Islam or I love Islam.

I do not understand America.

Muhammad did nothing wrong

...

We all hate Islam. There's just a lot of sissies that don't want to admit it. Islam goes against what America is about, fundamentally

No we dont

"That land already had Palestinians living on it for centuries when the Allies gave it to the Jews to create the nation of Israel at the end of world war two."

What Isn't Illegal to say is "with a mortar launcher"

The holocaust really did not happen, 6 million jews killed is just a ludicrous number that is pushed by the jews

One thing that is technically legal to say is that we have a group that meets fridays at midnight under the Brooklyn bridge and the password is Sic Semper Tyrranis