Life hack thread

thats a nice looking cock

why

have seen something like this b4
>never trust Cred Forums tutorials

Somebody should do this. I did this once. best fucking cookies ever

Mustard gas

how the fuck are you gonna synthesize mustard gas on your wrist

for you

its a meme you dip

lurk more

With a wrist-sized mustard gas factory.

Nanotechnology is awesome.

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>hey guys I'm born in 2005: the post

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i don't think you make mustard gas with your wrist, i think you need some baking soda

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i did that, hurts like hell, what have i done??
im scared, what happened

wtf does this do?

Your newfag is showing

its a b8 you dip

you just broke your tendon you shit

I tried it, first carefully, than at full speed, nothing happened. Is that the joke, wasting my time?

Mustard gas

what?? is that bad? it fucking hurts

You should notice the right of your wrist to swell and turn red and lose all feeling in your thumb, you just tore your thumb tendon.

Can't remember what condition this is used to help alleviate the pain from, but that's all this is. Nothing special.

Will?

Life hack for OP, how to correctly post an image to Cred Forums:
1- kill yourself
i can kind of read it, but im pretty sure it would be harmful

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should i go see a doctor?

you will never ever be able to move your thumb anymore, have fun in the hospital.
Like what, dont you EVER trust the internet omg.
Go to the fucking hospital or your hand will start to rot, first it will hurt, then it starts slowly to get nasty ://
GO TO FUCKING HOSPITAL. NOW.

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omfg are you kidding

I just did it without applying too much pressure.

Fucks around with the placement of your tendon, my hand/thumb is a little bit sore but if you do it right it could probably fuck your thumb tendon up.

nothing happened, no pain from expected troll, no nothing

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GO FUCKING HOSPITAL OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HAND jesus christ, how can you be this stupid really.
This is super serious right now, when you broke your tendon special liquid is leaking out and it will make your hand getting really bad and rot, and no doctor will ever help.
So hurry up and go to a hospital

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No user, all you need to do is go fuck yourself

i don't want to go see a doctor, it will probably just be fine

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yup, I am so sorry for you mate but like did you really think the thumb thing is made to help you? Fucking no.
Go to the hospital and dont waste time, as many people already told you.

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Or you could just sit.

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Hahahahah.
Ok whatever we warned you, its up to you now if your hand will get nasty or not.

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it gives you eternal boner

i mean, you're just kidding right? be serious. i don't want to spend money on a hospital. my thumb is just fine right?

6 last because it's boring as fuck

dont do that

it will cause you really bad pain

>get a metal spoon
>get a lighter
>get some duct tape
>wrap around 4-6 layers around the handle of the spoon
>start heating up the spoon until it's really hot, around 2 minutes just above the flame will work
>go to a faucet and turn the cold water at full force
>hold the spoon directly under the faucet
>blow your mind and shit bricks
>post results

Did a basic smoke bomb this way once, worked magically.

that was really harmful to you, seek help ASAP or you might lose your thumb or even worse.

why not?

Ok I am a doctor and I can help u for free. What kind of pain is it? Is anything numb? Or swollen? Or liquidy?

stop lying nigger

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Yes it's fine, stop taking bait for these stale meme using faggots

>nitroglycerin
kek

yeah and then your hand will start to get a really bad infection and get completely gone

Well, it's a little red, and it hurts when i press it. it's not really swollen yet. is that bad?

would try out but i am sure i would somehow fuck it up so i will just buy some cookies at local grocery strore

>turn tap on
>water doesn't have time to be ice cold yet
>full force water hits piping hot spoon
>water heats up quickly when it hits spoon
>water shoots off of spoon (try it with a normal spoon, it gets water everywhere)
>water which is now boiling spreads everywhere including your arms and body

It probably only burns your hand but still shit sounds painful.

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OMG how can you say its fine when its clearly not, like people been doing this shit and they ended up being their hand amputated. Do you think this is funny?

you will instantly die

didnt know there were women on this site

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I did it now i got pins and needles in my hand

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It makes you pass mustard gas

I personally don't like too much banana in them, the nitrogliceryn looses its taste imho

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Ok, you probably broke it a little so just a tiny amount of liquid came out.
If its getting bigger, you gonna need your hand amputated because the liquid coming out causes a really bad infection which makes you lose your hand. I feel sorry for you, please never do anything like this again.

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Best grilled cheese evar

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Literal mustard gas

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The spoon explodes. Or makes nerve gas

Came buckets, thanks Cred Forumsro

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When I first saw the picture I read as pimp your denis

I was a little bit confused

jesus christ read my posts about the liquid coming out and you gonna have your answers on ur questions

an hero guide

Literally nothing happens. See youtube.

this will make mustard gas

o shit

mustard gas*

I'm on my phone so I can't post picture but it's so fucking sick I do it all the time

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top lol

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all these faggots tell me not do ops pic, but i cant even read it.

someone help me.

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came a shit ton from this, shot a hole through my monitor.

The thumb thing is actually just a way to diagnose some syndrome, forgot the name.

If it did hurt, it just means you've got some previous (non-severe) condition/strain-injury. Maybe it was a shortened tendon or some such crap.

Not die, but at least faint. We used to do that as kids for a time being. Kind of funny looking back at it, because probably dangerous af

Holy shit.

I don't have any interest in kidnapping a child for personal gain (no real attraction) but I want to try this just to see how well I could get away with it. I don't see any real flaw, especially in the buried shipping container method.

Is "The Partnership" really a good idea though? Sharing that shit online is just leaving a paper trail straight to your door. Sure you can hide behind proxies and false IPs but I wonder if enough people on the job could figure you out.

I'm obviously not going to try this cause there's pretty big consequences for being caught, but if it were some sort of game show (kidnap a target, keep them held for a week without escape or getting caught) I'd love to do this.

Ew, this melts in your hands on a hot day, just imagine the mess... no thanks

>buried shipping container

lol nice try

the toast will launch out and fall to the floor

German user?

Your phone ain't got a camera?

lol I love how you think

just reverse search it for a bigger version are you a fucking newfag to the internet

This shit just makes you pass out, doesn't it? Just like holding your breath until you're out.

>no flour

What's wrong with this one? Apart from the spelling in "ingrediants."

This would have been useful to me 1500 years ago.

>pee
>sitting
what do you shit standing up?

Thanks. I think I have an old security vest actually, one of those orange ones for walking around at night.

brb

For you dumb fucks.. Nitroglycerin is a very explosive and dangerous liquid

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>be in 1st grade
>mom comes in to do some "crystals presentation"
>her older son apparently did it and set it up but told her sugar was actually bleach
>we make crystals with sugar
>fuck yah
>go home
>bleach and shit
>make toxic gas
>lips turn white
>911 called
>wtf are u doing kid
>hospital

Literally a mom of one of my 1st grade students told me how to kill myself and i almost did.

There's actually a lifehack for when you gonna eat icecream, put a spoon on the microwave for 30 seconds and the icecream will melt when you're eating it

Anybody who does this deserves to fucking die.

That doesnt make cookies. That makes fire.

>censored picture
>kys

my friend lost his eye because of this you fucker

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Yeah geez I wonder how much pain that would cause though?

low-temeprature novel, my relative.

I don't understand why, but I'll take your word for it. Thanks

nothing at all, try it out.

it will cause you heart damage lol

Not much, actually.

Enjoy your blindness folks.

god your fucking awful.

A fucking air bubble on your bloodstream?
I don't know if pain would be your biggest problem

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Pulmonary/Coronary/Brain Embolism

Pick your death.

I think this one is dangerous because it doesn't really sound that dangerous at first "glance." I could have fallen for it in the right circumstances, even as an adult.

please don't do this guys, bananas aren't good.

I dont realy get it. Whats gonna happen? Is the water gonna splash from tap and be hot? No?
Is the spoon/tape gonna be melting hot?

I didn't ask what the fuck causes, I wondered how painful it would be. I'm well aware that it causes an embolism, goddamn it. Learn to read

I've done this before.

Dude, it's just fucking gonna blow your mind

Whiteknight faggots show up and tell you taht you gon die ifg you do it and the poster is a faggot and such.

But nothing else.

top kek impress your family and friends.

If it goes to your brain = stroke

If it goes to your lungs = atelectasis

If it goes to your heart = infarction

All of these won't feel very good.

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>metal be verry warm
>duct tape pinches the metal hard due to cold water

warm brittle metal + firm grip = ?

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Nah, it'll just send a bubble of CO2 on your blood

i did this in the chemistry cabinet at my old school, kek for days

>steel
>brittle

No. Try pic related please.

As a rule of thumb for all the newfags.

Doing anything on from this cancerous board will get your killed/maimed/arrested.

Do yourself a favor and upgrade to one of the other boards.

>atelectasis
Learned something new, thanks.
Actually had a pneumothorax a few times and it wasn't too bad. Just need to calmly go to the hospital.

>CO2
OK buddy, sure thing

kys

I love how this one is really phrased for teenagers, "look where mom keeps the cleaning supplies" lmao

nice whiteknighting you fucking ledditor, take an upvote

what happens when someone mixes apex with hcl?
or does it nothing except explode on taking out of the fridge?
i mean, how to make acetate without the proper acid would be close to alchemism.

i will make a nice life hack

put orange juice in the fridge and wait an half hour.
Now shake the orange juice so bubbles will come up.
And put that back into the fridge, wait another half hour.
Et voila nice orange juice ice cream :)!

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>Cred Forums lifehack/advice threads

>implying Cred Forums and reddit aren't one in the same.

2008 called they want their edgy pedophile rapists back.

Maybe, just maybe it doesn't make acetate.

Maybe it makes TATP. Which will then you proceed to heat.

nothing happens except you splash the water everywhere.
i am surprised that 4chinz has a troll image where literally no one gets killed or injured.
where's the sense of trolling if no stupid people kill themselves?

u got me m8

link a vid fagit

Someone should make a recipe that calls for onions to be doused in oil and left in the fridge for a week to "marinate".

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It's a troll to troll the whiteknights, who think it'"s an actual troll. A meta-troll, kindof.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PYuVUQJlXBE

Now go kill yourself.

Fucking shit my sides XD

here is what happens btw
youtube.com/watch?v=H13dLQnLFfI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_bomb

is this loss?

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Are you trying to kill us you fucking psycho?

This can't create a air bubble in the veins lol
healthline.com/health/air-embolism#Causes2

Thank you, user.

At least post it as a gif? Faggot

are you retarded? he did not put duct tape on the spoon.

It explodes. Not in the fire and gas and BOOM kinda way, in the metal shards flying apart at high velocity way.

>.jpg

try harder

why?
what happens?

Muscle damage
Nitro Explosion
Tendon damage
Literal bomb
Muscle damage
Amputation
Baro trauma
Autism
Legit
Felony
Autism
Baro trauma
Fire
Explosion
Electrocution death
Chloride burn in your lungs
Broken phone
Fucking death
Gross porn
Dox
Explosion
Fire
Bloody hand

apex is tatp
i know it makes boom, but when?
tatp doesn't react to heat, it just melts.
electronic enthusiasts accidently make it often while etching pcbs with peroxide/hcl and then carrying a drop of it to the other container filled with acetone to remove the etch resist.
they then find a piece of wax on the pcb and on scraping it away with a finger lose it.

Apparently not. Googled around and seems it's BS. Not going to try it either way.

Blindness
Explosion
Explosion
Explosion
Skin destruction
Jesus christ
Darwinism

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Doesn't make a difference. See any blacksmithing video or like 1 "How it's made" episode to see metals routinely heated red-hot and quenched in water. It's called hardening, and the metal never "explodes". Only ceramics and glass do that.

Well then show me a video where it does explode.

it works...

Its bait bro. Just stop.

>autism

Still missing a basic ingredient, to make it actually deadly.

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Oh. Good question. I thought TATP is unstable as fuck and literally anything makes it explode (too much heat, friction, sparks, impact)

>only ceramics and glass do that

We should make a new tutorial then, don't forget to post it on leddit and 9fag

This might be true, but an egg works just as well with less risk.

well of COURSE I DO

>special liquid is leaking out
You mean like break-light fluid?

Meh.

>pic semi-related

lol exactly

you're wrong on so many levels.
most of your statements are misleading

They tasted weird, hope to stay alive (not really), will inform if I vomit or something.

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>Amputation
How?

>Baro trauma
Learned how this is called, thanks

Somebody should do webm
Fcuking kek

dank advice here

No, which is precisely why i sit to pee as well. If I choose to hold in my piss a bit longer than usual i can also squeeze out a microdump while i void my bladder

Let us hope that this is difficult enough to acquire that one has to know what it does... I mean come on

its for morning wood.

>non-gif gif says trolling right on it
>you weren't trolling me you're just stupid
wew, user

Ignore everyone else, you're dead on. It literally just splashes the kitchen.

If you find the original screencap from the thread you'll see that everyone is posting cut hand/bandaged eye pictures saying the pictures are themselves. But most of the bandaged/stitched ones are posted within like 5-10 minutes. No way they went to the hospital that quick.

Plus I've done it myself, just splashes the kitchen.

The hand shit does hurt your hands though, not sure what it does but it hurts like a bitch.

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I'm a medical professional you tard.

you cringey fuck, you are ugly as fuck and should feel bad about it

that was a weird erection being honest, it didn't work

What the fuck? Of course I'm not trolling you. The image is directed at you, you retard. Now let me be

>no. hurts like fuck, no more.
>nothing except blown fuses and maybe a gassing battery
>right
>right
>wrong, death
>just drugs and loss of moniez
>he's right you know. water is not vegan when filtered.

darwin is taking you next

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kek

then you better not start practicing.
mow some lawns or something, that way you most likely will not kill someone with your stupidity.

most modern batteries are protected against this

could one of you Cred Forumsros post the one about running away form the cops?

no an 18650 will vent when shorted, ones in battery packs are unprotected some for flashlights and lasers have a small circuit board that cuts off the positive end when it shorts.

I cum like 15mls anyway m8

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nerve gas

you just have to ruin everything don't you

>medical professional
>on Cred Forums
>on Cred Forums

shouldn't you be somewhere else like not wasting your intelligence like me?

MODS

the fuck is it

Jesus Christ , is she ok?

Ok, found it. What do now?

MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Stimulants.

shitposting on a whole new level

whats in the link?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M GOING TO THROW UP

FUCK YOU THATS DISGUSTING

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don't worry
just watch

I've Already seen. Its Pretty Fucked up

Jesus Christ... That's enough internet for today.

title made me actually laugh out loud

just like all kinds of chocolate?

>200g floor

What kind of floor? I only have carpet

then can you say what was there cause i don't want to.

Whats in the link?
Tell us you stupid fucks

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You'll have to watch for yourself, fag.

pictureswap.org/

Look for yourself.

virus? what are you expecting on Cred Forums?

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wrong. the fake instructions call for a super hot spoon to be put into super cold water.

first off, water used in quenching is generally either room temp, or heated, secondly its usually oil.

Hot metal into cold water results in something called thermal shock. it WILL fracture, potentially violently.

holy shit!! i'm afraid to save this image.

what does it do to it's eye?

>expected everyone to be overreacting
>mfw they weren't

I really regret that decision

Probably you are right

>tendon damage
it's a ligament you jew

>see this
>cant unsee it
why live?

terrifyingly authentic.

Why in the world someone would do that...

I did this once.

i used to do this in jail when i couldnt get high

what was it?

TOP KEK

Youre one of those people that think they know everything and want everyone to know it...i bet you dont have a job and live with one of your divorced parents because youre too smart, menial work is beneath you amd the world just doesnt understand you. Enjoy your microwave pizza dinner, fat fuck

oh.... just........ go fuck yourself, like really just fuck you i'm salty af right now

Kek not the user you replied to but thank God I know how to spot ppl leik u also
>off yourself

and*

>satanic trips

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you sound like a know-it-all yourself quite a bit there, don't you think?

i really really really liked that link
>its the banana

anyone have that lifehack about rapidly decomposing a body with yogurt?

jet fuel would melt the barrel

Wow made me a millionaire after opening the link thanks user!

just a good old charcoal fire will do the trick. After the flesh and muscle are burned, add wood to the barrel, once there are a hot bed of coals, the bones will burn up .

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I like to double wrap with aluminum foil and then microwave - heats it up very quickly.

FUCKING HELL She was such a qt

The ingredients for suicide

Its CP. MODS MODS MODS