This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>He's 7'2'' (2.18m), 300lbs (136kg)

Let him have her and move on with my life

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Jokes on you I'm single.

Well I've got him beat on weight. I think I'd be fine

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Fuck his muscly butt.

Suck his cock bc no gf an d still virgin

Cry

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
show me how you turn 360 degrees (a whole circle btw) and walk AWAY !

stab that motherfucker like a mexican and run as fast as i can away

Hack his computer, plant Cheese Pizza or terrorist materials, have him arrested.

He slaps the back of my hand?

I would whoop her ass and apologize to the good sir

*shrugs*

I'm 7'5", 350lbs....id snap that faggot in 2

I shoot him
Wrong neighborhood mutherfucker

Even if you box well you can't take a couple hot shells

Checked

Chekeked.

good responses itt

He works out at my gym. This guy comes in on his flip flops and proceeds to squat with one pl8. Do not know him but seems like an ok dude.

He owns musclemeat.nl

Shut the fuck up double baitfag

300lb seems a little light for a buff 7 footer. Is he inflatable?

what

smugly walk away knowing his heart is going to give out early

Fill his anus with my gay cock and tell my beard to hit the bricks.

And then pump his now-gay ass full of hot gay-AIDS infected semen.

Looks like your dyslexia kicked in

You meant 5'7 350 pounds

goddamnit

Headbutt him in the sacc... Bigger the balls, the more painful and thus the more incapacitated.

Laugh as my girlfriend drops him with one swift knee.

>Not all of our gfs are beta and need constant protecting, some can handle their shit.

Turn 360 and moon-walk away.

depends
in america i will just shoot him
in greece i will put him in debts
in china well his is a dog so he will be eaten
in iceland probably throw him on a volcano
in any arab country put him a hijab cause he will be my bitch

Psshh I'd just be happy he doesn't want to fuck me also

Wait until he's asleep, break into his place, drug him, kidnap him, then hire a chineese doctor to perform sexual reassignment surgery on him. In the meantime, have my girlfriend get sexual reassignment surgery along with myself, and when it's all done, my new boyfriend slaps HER on the ass in a beautiful, ironic reversal.

Holy shit this is good weed.

>kidnap him
You got a forklift? I don't think you would be kidnapping anyone.

This guy needs to work on his Delts,

I'm a 6'1''manlet next to this guy, seriously how would you beat up a guy who's more than a foot taller and 130lbs over you?

As a /fit/izen, I really wonder if Olivier is natty. He looks big even at 7'2 (6'8, 330lb Martyn Ford for comparison), but I'd imagine someone that size would have a lot of GH in their body as well. His progress seems plausible thus far, but he's still gained a LOT of muscle in the 9 years he's been lifting, over 100 lbs.

I don't have a girlfriend. Question is invalid.

looks like your jealousy is showing - im guessing youre not even 6 feet?

with a gun

>girlfriend
where_do_you_think_we_are.bmp

I would try to pop his bitch ass it's not about winning but about showing that you ain't a pussy.

Beat my chest and toss leaves in the air to assert my dominance.

Turn round and slap his girlfriend's ass.

If no gf

Slap his ass.

Yes, actually, I DO have a forklift.

>Give scenario where 3 people have sexual reassignment surgery for role reversal
>Moving a 300 lb man is the least believable part.

He does have a point

not really...I mean even pro bodybuilders like Lou Ferrigno were a little over 300 lbs. Keep in mind he wasn't 7' but still. That guy has nowhere near the amount of mass.

Preemptive strike directly on the balls.

Man up chump...get a sniper rifle and gun him down from 500 yrds away when he coming out the club...then wipe the gun down and walk away

Kek, so much going on in that picture.

His eyes. His weakness is his eyes.

Fine. The girlfriend and Chinese doctor help.

I recommend him to lose some weight

Witnessed

This

Wake up from my dream.

>man up
>snipe from 500 yds away
I sincerely hope you're trolling

The answer is pretty simple cuz I's 'Murican.

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I am from Texas, if he is as well, he ain't dumb enough to do it... and if he isn't, I'll send some flowers to his mother.

What is happening here?

uppercut him and knock him out hen call cops to have him arrested

Bait.
>Still biting
Muscles have weight. more than fat at that, so he could just be swole.

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6'7'', 385lbs, not a fat piece of shit
I think I'm fine

implying i have a girlfriend hah nice one op.

Have a conversation with him and say "Sir, what you just didt is impolite and I demand a apology"

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checked

"Dude, you can do better..."

>that awkward moment when faggots post a picture of you online.

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lol the one on the rights face
>what did I do with my life?

shaman fag

The dude has a glass chin. I'd put that fucking bitch ass to bed.

I don't care how big he is. One sucker punch to the balls and he is down. Then when he is down it is just a matter of continously kicking his balls to a fine mush and them feeding said mush to him.

ayyyye

I will put him in his place, even if he kicks my ass I aint gonna fall down like a bitch.

This only reminds me of how much I fucking want to gouge someones eyes out, rip his sack in half and put his balls in his sockets

shoot him in the head

smash the windows to his house. set it on fire. can also kidnap any of his pets, chop them up and post the body parts to him. there's a whole range of shit you can do to fuck with people.

Laugh and keep walking. If she come with then great, if not then so be it. Nothing to be done.

trying too hard

Stay out of range. Round-kick to knee, move off-line, use jab, park a front-kick to nuts from behind & Run!

This, at first glance seems so alpha, then I read it again, this is beta as fuck.

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he couldn't even reach her ass

Kick him in the nuds.

Walk up to him and plunge my knife into his gut, twisting back and forth as he falls to the ground in agony, and then whip it out and fuck the wound until he passes out

watch my gf tell him off 'cause she loyal

What am i, some idiot who doesn't own a gun. I'd shoot him.

Kick in balls to left hook then under hook to inside ashi to game over or heel hook breath in exhale *break*

Owned.

He may be tall, but does he stop my 9mm bullet?

I'd let this guy deal with him.

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Shoot him at a later time when there are no witnesses

Beat the shit out of him with blunt objects until he dies at the hands of an angry mob...

>mfw I live in the third world
>mfw even though polygamy is legal people don't take kindly to ass slaps or any sexual innuendos
>mfw white people here get routinely bashed
>mfw a lot of people get away with it because Police is inept at doing anything
>mfw mob justice is fun