Ask an Alcoholic hermit with depression and autism anything

/.my flat
Your flat or your mums

i tried to green text. Im high sorry

No I live alone. Social service or whatever it's called (I get paid to get better and join society).

120kg, nit super fat but fat none the less

beer has xenoestrogens in
it you gonna get gay

Wallpaper as in the wall or my computer? If you mean the screen then no it's not my wallpaper just a random video

how do you convince them that you're not a lost cause?
what do you have to say to the taxpayers who are forced to support your pathetic lifestyle?

>It's my apartment and i'm paying for it... With Swedish tax money

Well I have good endurance, technical minded and in general very good at practical stuff (carpentry, electrics and gardening). I'm just drunk because it prevent me from the hanging

Welcome to the club have a seat in the back...

Who said I wasn't gay already?

Ok, you're out of the club... exit through the rear.

nice room tho

OP here again to give y'all a question. Wtf is wrong with my hand

Thanks user

You have gay.

Very severe arthritis, which you scratched to no end, or, more likely, porphyry. Blinds shut and all. You're fucked user.

you have te hands of a 70 year old

Dry hands. Happens to me all the time in the winter

It's been like that for 4 days now...

what type of autism you have?

Why do you keep the blinds shut? Does the skin aggravates your skin? If it doesn't, it might be some weird ass eczema. Anyway, just use the money you got from the gov and see a doctor. It's definitely necessary, in case you're wondering.

Sorry, I meant does the light aggravates your skin

Aspergers.
Well I don't like the light or the people moving around outside.
No It happened just a couple of days ago. Usually I'm smooth with milky white skin (of course).

*Also here is my fatty mouth

Do you get health insurance

Probably just eczema then, if it never happened before. Better to have it checked out though. Meanwhile, you could keep it moisturised to mitigate any discomfort. Get some cream, or just let some water run over it every hour or so, and dry it carefully afterwards.

This is what I eat almost every day, week, year. Mushrooms, egg with rice and sasuage

Get some fucking moisturizer.

Be a man .... Faggot

Thanks fam will try that!

How do I be a man?

*I masturbate 7-12 times a day

Give or take, if I have weed I masturbate less but masturbate A LOT longer.

Bump for the bile

Good riddance, OP.

Thanks it was not fun.

What about prostitutes, man? Those are fun!

Hard to find without a gun and expansive as fuck...

A gun? You have to hunt hookers in Sweden?

Stop jacking it

There aren't many of them so yes.
And get cancer?
No sir I will not

Get your vitamin d levels checked user

I got my blood levels checked last time I went to the doctor

they prescribed me some cheap vitamin d supplements which Instarted taking and they made me like 50% less depressed

Craiglist, or similar? You have your charm, Cred Forumsro. Fetlife might be cool too.
Are you still a virgin?

Yea I already take supplements that contain vitamin D, it helps a little in this case
Not sure what the Swedish equal is to craigslist?
Fetlife?
No I'm not a virgin but the times I've done it were just awful...

Google Swedish version of craiglist, ffs. You can be autistic on every other aspect of your life but make an effort to get laid.
Fetlife is for kinky people, out of the ordinary. Might be helpful for you.

give us a picture of your cat

Well you actually give great advice's, kudos to you!
Why would I have a cat?

No prob. Fapping is cool, man, but honestly you don't wanna do just that for the rest of your life. And more likely than not, you don't have to.