Hi Cred Forums

Hi Cred Forums

It's a Saturday night and I am in bed scouring Cred Forums for anyone else who's social life is in the proverbial toilet.

What are you all getting upto?

Ps yes I am a femanon.

No one believes you, but I'm just having a drinking Saturday

Ooga booga go back to africa

Bored, tryin' to get a bootycall going, but everyone's busy cause it's first week of classes here. Maybe overwatch soon.

Im applying for jobs. Giving up on the NEET life.

Show toes?

i love black girls, let me fly you to boston for a date

Nice tits
Too bad you're a trap

Lemme get your kik OP let's exchange social pleasantries. Also show us your butt too.

I'm just listening to youtube videos and reading junk here on Cred Forums. May I have a closer look at your tattoo?

you definitely found a picture of a girl with a piece of paper and then used photoshop to write the words on the paper

Is that a nipple piercing I see cutie?

here, you have the best curves as well

That timestamp looks like it was edited in paint.

This.

Op pls.

No one believes you.

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I'm not African I just go for a lot of sunbeds haha

fake timestamp/10

Why not?

stupid facebook frogger leave

Write
"Fuck me Alejandro" on the paper and show us.

Mouth wide open, ready to take cock.

whats your ethnicity and where you live?

Because the writing has clearly been added on in photoshop.

Thanks.

But I'm not

write your post number on the same paper and make a foto

At work browsing Cred Forums to remind myself I'm not missing much

Yael stop whoring , I know you miss my dick

Post a picture with you giving the middle finger ontop of your tits

right so these guys are faggots. email me at
[email protected]
an we can chat cuz u seem like fun.

And ye the email is gay af i know its for anonymity

Shut up you fag

yo, can you send a card pic with my name? it's Victor M, thanks

last bootycall fell through. Let me see that ass to help me pass the time, please.

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes i responded to this thread because you are a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything ill be the one in the kitchen =D

You're white op?

Sure it did, virgin

Write matt on ur tits and will believe.

Obey my dubs.

Op do you have a kik, do you like erp or just sending tease pics?

wtf

Bet it did you ugly mother fucker

Sick body. Yeah my social life I p shitty at the moment. Where are you from OP?

It's a popular copy pasta.

i came here cuz i thought you were black, if your anything but white thats cool but if your white i got to go, vote trump, #blackwivesmaster

u post ur face ill post mine. and if we're both hot we'll see where it goes

Write m00t on your tits or gtfo

Done ;)

and you're an unpopular faggot.

i know its a copy pasta its still gay as shit

My social life is in the shitter, mostly because I never leave my apartment except for class or gym. Can I see your butt?

Bitch, I've sucked more dicks than you have dads

how are we suppost to know that you are not samefagging? people these days...
post-id cannot be faked beforehand!

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I guarantee you and not older than 15

the gif entertained me idk why. so ya u seem alright. no hard feelings

i guarantee you don't know the culture around here

> culture
> Cred Forums
Are you retarded or pretending to be?

Underage confirmed. Lurk for a couple more years

Yes I'm white! Just enjoy a sunbed

Let us see your spread fanny.

Someone's getting skincancer lol

They aren't OP. I am

fuck, i came for a good black girl thread, plus i can tell by the pixels of what you said about a tanning bed you prolly geneticly have bad teeth

Where are you? Could we fuck? What's number? And can I has the pussy.

I want pussy.

you're fuckin hot no lie got me turned on like hell

judging by the date looks like a chav or ausfailian

write tits or pussy "wns"

Fake pictures obviously. Hasn't done one request. Obvious fake timestamp

A chav?
Not atall. Sorry to disappoint

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gimme da pusi b0ss

How old are you? Why do your nipples look like you have 2 kids who sucked them to death

your not disapointing me by not being a chav, i hate chavs
chav=europe
ausfailian=everywhere else besides the good old usa

Where are you from?

actualy by tanning the kardashian out of yourself and a faint ducklip i would say your pretty chavy

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Nice Piercing! you love to get suck on it?

My tiny flaccid penis thinks you are a nigger so I will not be getting hard for you unless you can prove you're white

What are u looking for OP?

newfag

Hardly fake how can they be from two different pics?

Aw well

Stick a tooth pick in your hard cock's hole and i'll rub my pussy for you babe xxx

i'm bored asf squad gone out to a area im not allowed in so what do you think going on

just got back home from a date
Browsed Cred Forums and I found the best ass ever

OP show pussy

Why does that paper only have two holes in the side?

These are just reposts from a thread on wensday lol.

I demand equal rights. When a girl posts a pic like this it's "hot" but when I do it's "weird"

That's your question from that pic

yea! men have been opressed for too long!

>also checked

Speak English, faggot.

That's cause Ur ugly

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Nice peach fuzz, hows grade 10?

Provide some evidence. Take a picture bent over, flipping off the camera.

Post mail with time stamp so we can send u pictures then u choose

i think the take away is that boobs make all the difference

Post a picture of your butt cheeks spread so we can see how tight your asshole is

Yeah, it's kind of strange. Looks like standard three-ring loose leaf, but it's only got two holes.

Oh shit your back. You where th one who stripped in her works washroom and got fucked by your friends right?

I'm pretty sure if girls put up topless pictures of themselves looking stressed and uncomfortable, they be called weird as well.

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OP where do you get two-hole notebook paper?

i think in any other setting this joke would have been kinda funny, but right now we're all just trying to enjoy some hot slut so...

That time stap is ovbiously done in paint.exe

MY DICK WILL NOT ENJOY A NIGGRESS WHO CLAIMS TO BE WHITE

This pose?

It's a man, dream harder

ya there is something... fishy... about her claims

OP, let's fuck. I'm in California. Feel free to take advantage of me.

Where in the UK are you from OP.
I love your crinkly nipples btw ;)

My dick, on the other hand, IS in the mood to fuck a niggress face into oblivion again, and that's just for starters. You're missing out on the best life has to offer

Aids is not the best life has to offer.

is that morgan freeman? didnt know he does porn

looks like a real semon demon

Oh shit your back. You where th one who stripped in her works washroom and got fucked by your friends right?

Post moar OP

post more of her since op may not even be black

you people are all stupid to reply to this bait, goddamn I hope those of you who have pointed out that this is an obvious photoshop of timestamp remembered to sage as well

OP is obviously fake. The time stamp is clearly done in paint.exe

Yessss! You remember?

Oh ya you doing more photos of your self or just using old ones agian?

you're a pethetic attention whore and a whore, I would love to fuck your asshole till you cried

>9gag

kys

+1

easiest bait of my life
>mfw

So i make my FWB swallow, i was wondering does cum taste good?
I read it bitter , salty , sweet. But i never asked her, some times i just pread thst shit on her tits and face like the sex slave she is.

>not nigger

Where in the UK are you? You dirty little fuck toy.

Was thinking about actually showing my face this time

I hope you do (I've grown to liking faces and lips for some reason I guess new fetishes for me so it's cool I guess)

No, be mysterious

Only show those dick sucking lips

Also would still love to see that tattoo better it looks sexy

You have brown nipples nigger

That is one pretty pussy. Would love to taste it.

Wanna see an handsome annon?

Write "tony" on your left tit so we know it's real

Hiya OP.

I hate it. Got it when I was like 18

Your nipples look like a ball sack

This

Show some more of that pussy

Get that nasty thing out of here.

:(

Jacking right now plz more!

Yggdrasil? That's fucking metal girl

10/10

I hate it too.

Hi user You're really bad at photoshop try turning down opacity and also using linear burn anyone who thinks this is real is underage

have you got snapchat sweety

Roll

Fuck off with your faggotry

It looks great especially with those hips of yours I would love to feel them. Show more ass please? Or you gonna show what ima guess a lovely face finally?

Ah, yes this. Thank you. Upon closer observation, the photo is indeed. A fake

Because

My ex had brown nipples but was white as hell. I miss her. Best tits.

God youre a pussy.

Because any adult with a functioning brain can tell it's fake

Maybe he wants to believe these delusions of grandeur

Too many faggots in this thread

Do you have any other tattoo's, or plan on getting any more?

Cool your fat tits m8

Unsuccessful date evidently

Hello from the other side.

OP here. This was all a troll for the thirsty newfags. Only one user was able to spot the photoshop. 71 of you are retarded.

Cut cock. 0/10

Raven, get off the internet. You're supposed to be at job core.

nigger? spic?

Hey op how do i get a black gf? any tips?
Im white

It's actually uncut. The foreskin is just retracted...

Don't lie. You're not OP. I am :)
And I can assure you I am real

If you're real post a pic with your right hand on left arse cheek.

704326632â–¶ make a video...

Damn girl, you make me diamond hard

Time stamped with tits and no one buys it. Kek. But seriously OP we all wanna see more let's get these pictures a bit more hardcore.

Hey have you talked to your 2 friends that fucked you yet about doing it again?

>â–¶ a video...

Wait who fucked her I want to see her get fucked.

shittiest fake timestamp ever

No video it's just yesterday she posted about it while she was working and then she posted some photots of her in the washroom. She looked great then and is still great now.

So some blokes fucked her in the bathroom Oh..boring

No not bathroom and they where her friends the 2 dudes fucked her same time and she said she loved it.

Tell me whether you like it.

Hahah, I know you. You're Christians sister, I remember when you got that tattoo, This is unreal.

>she
>implying a woman made that thread

You are horrible at photoshop

Playing some Nitroplus, about to call my mom and cook some naengmyeon.

Chex'd

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fucking women. youre all so desperate for attention. do you really need to come on here and post nude pics for youre validation? christ.

>Unsuccessful
>evidently
obviously

Yeah I spoke to them, tried to be casual about it but obviously couldn't contain my excitement haha. They agreed it would be fun again
No he means I took timestamped pics in the bathroom. I fucked them in a room

Fuck, a naked gorilla

I think it's kind of funny myself.

great ass, can i lick it

i still dont understand how you're white

like.. tan everyday?

WOW! absolutely purrrfect pussy

Those lucky basterd get to use you agian like a whore. I remeber last time you said you loved the feeling of being used by them fuck there lucky. You gonna show face at some point?

out with that shit

dear dubs, you are in a cheap hotel or what

ignored. hmmmmm perhaps christian has facebook?

Or you can link her face to us that'd be cool

kys

OP stopped posting. odd timing

Oldfag checking in: Why has Cred Forums become more cancerous than usual? This is the first time I have posted on this board in over 7 years and first time I have lurked here in about 3.

No wonder I left this place to be a full time Cred Forumsack.

Can anyone explain all the cancer?

Sick burn bro

>calls Cred Forums cancerous
>Cred Forumsack

kek

Who is Christian?

Dang... I was gonna message her my mixtape

>re hashed threads
>zero OC
>no regard for the rules

sit down faggot, you probably just found Cred Forums last summer

Wow, i just came in my girlfriend's ass, and I guess we need round two now. Thx 2 you OP, wish you were here too!

Shut the fuck up cristian

go back to /pol grandpa

So are you gonna show face yet or will I have to wait for you another time. Also show ass I didn't get a good one yesterday so you do one today?

>you sure showed me

Waiting for a face pic like

See what you like? Add me on kik:wenfek

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DO you have kik? Add me: dick.asimov
Do it girl

>see what you like?
What does that even mean you retard?

take a fucking shower holy fuck

>dem tissue paper fibers
>dem pubes
confirmed NEET who hasnt been laid ever in his life

Such a nasty looking "cock". U shouldn't show that to anyone

I will trust you if you write "Vicechef" in your left boob :/.

Kekekekekekekekekekeke

tfw dude pressing on his pubic area fat to make his dick appear larger not to mention the partial smegma/tissue on the dick and dried skin because of too frequent masturbation probs

go outside, get a job, take a shower, get laid

Show feet, footfags need rights too.

nice hair
>nigger detected

Hmmmmmm OP
You Really are a STUNNER.
Forget what all of the fags say about you.

You're a fucking idiot that's not bigger hair

You're a fucking idiot that's not nigger hair

Learn how to read English faggot

Lol i saw that pic in another thread a few days ago

More photos please?

Abandon Thread

Pussy looks pretty promising OP (;

Butthole please?

>bigger hair
>nigger hair

rigger hair

Story??

Already explained look above for explanation.

Have a seat.

I just did, alright i think im caught up now, ty

Np I'm hoping she posts more but I don't think she will which would suck

Yeah, i know how you feel, i want to see that slut get used by the guys

Would be great to see but I don't think she would record it I asked if she had a kik or something yesterday git no respose sadly

Damn...but i can see why, dont want everyone having it, but this thread seems dead, going to lurk abit maybe spread some hate around too

I'm lurking for now hoping op will come back since it seems all the haters are gone.

Can we not indulge people to post images of their dicks without warrant by responding to confirm that people have looked at it? Thanks.

the timestamps were shopped u dumbfuck. it's clear and obvious, this entire thread is too autistic to tell.