I used to have a cp picture, literally 1 on my computer, just for the sake of it i'm not into it or anything

This tbh

Corrrctional officer reporting

This is the only serious ans here

I mean it's a single picture, wouldn't it be more suspect if I actually destroy my computer and shit
can I go through this by saying "well I just found it on Cred Forums and saved it i'm not a pedo" or similar?

Just run DBAN
sourceforge.net/projects/dban/

Or just any programme that can run Gutmann's algorithm on the image.

which is exactly what happened btw

Can we get some more details? Did you find it on Cred Forums? How did this person know it was there in the first place? Did you forget you had it? Who were you reported to? Etc.

why would you save it

I think I got it from Cred Forums on a Cred Forums thread I'm not sure anymore it's been like 2 years ago
I posted it in a skype group just as a meme to rustle jimmies
I was reported to the internet pedo-signaling website of my country
I saved it for the sake of having a cp pic in my computer. Like part of my collection of fucked up stuff on my computer

wtf dont drag us into your child molesting crime life....

If you destroy your computer they suspect you had a lot of it probably. So its better to get caught with just one picture and face the jail time you are gonna get.

You're a fucking idiot

This

"Accidentally" spill a large amount of water (a few gallons) into the entirety of your CPU, then microwave everything.

Only way they won't have a case against you. Other than that, you're fucked dude. Its not going to be more than a month or two in prison, but holy shit are you going to go through nothing but sheer agony the rest of your life for it.

yes I know thanks for reminding me

what was that google image search that had all that cp?

>Saved it for the sake of having cp in my computer
jesus fucking christ

If you want to be sure that there is no evidence against you fucking destroy the hard drive/SSD drive.

what if I just hide the computer away from my house

sigh.. no nothing will happen to you, why do you even ask this on Cred Forums, what did you expect

>I posted it in a skype group just as a meme to rustle jimmies

Well, you're an autistic fag. Have fun in jail.

m8 that guy as all my info and I actually had 1 cp pic on my pc and he failed me to my country's competent authorities how am I supposed to know if this will actually lead to real consequencies why is the real word so bad at memes it's just a single pic why can't I just say it's just a prank fuck im shacking hardly know what im doing anymroe

JUST FUCKING DBAN YOUR FUCKING HDD WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING.

100% pure autist

Bruh, CP investigations usually constitute a thorough search of everything you're involved with. Don't bring it anywhere, don't say anything to anyone about it, destroy it, and pray they leave you alone.
Believe me, you'll save yourself a lot of trouble.

You're dun

Alright fag, here's what you do, encrypt the hard drive, put the key on a flashdrive, destroy flashdrive, take out disk, put steel wool on power drill, scrape off the back of the disk, tke drill, drill holes in disk, put in fire. Only then will you MAYBE be safe.

are you fucking mental? do you think you will go to jail for one pic? Okay, so what if some random guy right now sends me random picture, idk what that picture is i will open it its CP, so i will delete it.. DO YOU THINK ILL GO TO A FUCKING JAIL? stop thinking with your dick and start using your head, there are even people who have their photos of their naked kids/family members in their computers, do you think everyone around the world is getting arrested for it? ... if you are not pedo you are not searching for it and you are not distributing that calm down

Why the fuck would you post CP as a meme? That's the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard.

what about this tho:
I really hope he's right

I meant to switch the two

Saving photos you know are cp and reposting is a whole different story m80, he's fucked.

Destroy the computer or be killed in jail. I'd go with the computer but you're so stupid. You posted cp as a meme to rustle Jimmies. Lmaooo

Even though it's only a single picture they can still charge you with possession of cp, which is still a huge deal. Take your hard drive and brick it with magnets and a microwave, then take a hammer to it, and spread out the peices in several different trash bags and put hose bags into different trash bins and dumpsters miles apart. You fucked up OP

Refer to

Yeah but its one pic, no one cares about one pic, it would be whole different story if he was somehow involved in making of that or distributing that, you think someone will swat a internet retard for one pic?

>he actually thought his post was funny enough to post

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"I saved it just for the sake of having it"

is OP the biggest dipshit of all time or

Okay, maybe he's not going to have the FBI on him right NOW, but, if he does get a case on him and gets caught with the pic they'll throw the book at him.

>why is the real word so bad at memes

ultra autist coming through

Its not always b8 m8. Some people are just retarded

just put it into recycle bin and empty it, or just open the CP picture in Paint and replace the entire picture with the color white or something and rename it.

he just needs to calm the fuck down and never dl this shit again

dban.org

Might want to consider this while there's still time.

what a fucking newfag, get out please...

No, you won't get in trouble, FBI and Police has more important things to do than taking care of an idiot

>why is the real world so bad at memes

I think I'll go with this
It's just a single pic after all

Drill through the hard drive

Post pic

even if its one pic, he is guilty of posession and maybe even distributing, because he was dumb enough to send it.
it doesnt matter if its just one pic, a crime is a crime

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>why is the real world so bad at memes
Because CP is just a prank bro, right?

I really fucking wish you're right user
I had JUST begun unfucking my life jesus christ
literally 1 pic yes it is a prank goddamnit I don't endorse that shit

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Check'd
Check me Cred Forumsros

OP ask yourself this one question:
Can you see the justice system letting a man with clear possession of CP walk free no questions asked?

I think not.

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destroy your hard drive

Dont listen to these idiots. If you destory the computer even if they think well damn he might of had lots of it if theres no evidence then guess what.. no fucking crime. They csnt convict you of something without proof. And better than destorying your computer would be to get a survivsl pack or a vacum sealer pack and fucking go to some random place you can remember or mark and bury it. Wait till it blows over and then go back for it. Beyond that i thinl this is a bullshit post because who reports you for cp/ hpw would you even know. Fucking trash thread on all sides

yeah and asking Cred Forums expecting anything else then to get even more stressed is also idiotic, so just calm your tits and go have a drink or something

this is the newest thread I've seen in a while

check'd

also I don't want to destroy my hard-drive for this shit I have lots of memories this pc is like 4 years old
he kept posting screenshots of him compiling the module and failing me on the website, on the skype chat I posted the picture to, calling me out on being a smug shit

Ok man, calm down and listen to me

1. Calm down

2. The authorities will probably not come to you in the next few days so listen!

First download DBAN trough a Vpn or whatever
Disconnect completly from the Internet with your pc.
Delete the pic, and use the shitty chiper cmd command just to be sure.
Then use DBAN to fry your HD.
Then do what said to the HD

Next day go to your local hardware store and buy a new HD

Set up a clean version of your OS on the new HD

Never do that shit again.

That's what i would do.
Good luck

>literally 1 pic yes it is a prank goddamnit I don't endorse that shit

>hehe, look at me pointing my gun at that officer, surely he will know its just a prank
>ha, look at me dealing heroin at that preschool, the judge will realize its just a prank lol

your case would make for a great comedy film, if the story wouldnt end with you dead in the prison shower

How bad was this pic? An what went through your head to post CP in a Skype group? How old are you?

If youve already posted it its too late your fucked retard

a little girl sitting on a chair completely naked
I just thought it would have been a meme
20

Try and find a file shredding program to permanently remove (or obscure, whatever, you'll be safe) the file.

Maybe you can save your memories on a USB stick or something and then do this ?

I-I-I don't know about that, user. After all, t-that Rick Dubs picture two posts above yours was p-pretty cool.

Security through obscurity no bueno.

not even CP... just child nudity
there are even LEGAL sites with this shit, dude wake up

Heard from a friend you could use the cmd chiper command
Bullshit ?

What the actual fuck ?
How can someone get on prision by having one cp picture ?
I got lots of cp on my hard drive and never happened shit to me

You are just a pussy thats it

destroy the pc

I have gigs of cp that i rightclick and save your fine

Ayyy hve fun n prisn m8
ur Ipeh is gunna get haxd
gigi

Nice biction and baithood

Your dubs won't save you now.

Best advice, here. Take it.

download a program thatll delete it with a Gutmann pass

People is freaking scared about cp

Not sure uf they trollin' or they fucking scary cats

Come on as long as you dont rape any butty calm your tits down

All right mate, first off all never have shit like that on a hd, as to how you can get rid of it? Stage a robbery, take most of the electronic gear, any jewelry and really anyrhing of significant value, store it somewhere safe (except your hd) go through the police file reports, wait several weeks and put your shit back in your house, buy new hd, never download cp, having it for teh lulz? Try that excuse in court and see what happens, they wont see it as a joke you sick piece of shit, good luck

Thanks god im not american so idgaf

>right click and save
>doesn't get recorded somehow
user, I...

You posted in on Skype? Are you retarded, even smashing your comp now will not help.

That's distribution

You're fucked, also I don't feel bad.

difference is someone actually signaled me

>Has cp on computer just to have cp on computer
You're fucked, pedophile.

If I were you OP, which I never would be, because honestly what kind of a fucking retard saves CP on his computer ("just to have it") and then posts it in a Skype group.. But if I were you.. I would destroy my computer into fucking DUST.

It wouldn't be worth the risk to me. Better safe than sorry. A PC is replaceable, A CP charge will ruin your life.

Roflmao

Chargues by having cp
Thats why fucking sucks to live in america

seems weird, where are you from ?

might also add I'm not from the US so yeah idk

>little girl sitting in a chair naked
That doesn't sound like CP as much as nudism. Still, depending on what country you live in, its distribution, and that's a heavy charge. Also,
>having CP on my computer so I can have CP on my computer
Really?

invest in a large magnet and a good microwave

You're fucked user. I suggest finding the strongest magnet you can buy/find and wipe everything.
Your drives and ram
Even if it's just one pic, you'll have to register as a sex offender and that literally fucks you for life.
You'll only be able to get jobs that literally no one wants and also pays like shit.
Like the guys who sort out garbage for recyclables and shit

what's so weird about having cp just for the sake of it I save all kind of fucked up stuff on my computer

Southamerica

M8 I know a bitch who is getting cp charges for posting a facebook photo with mad sideboob. Toss that laptop dude.

It doesn't matter the circumstances, if it's on your computer and you downloaded it, you're fucked.
Only way you can get out of it, is if you can prove that some sort of virus downloaded it onto your computer without your knowledge.
Saying you saw it and thought it was neat to have is a one way trip to prison in the party van

And you being a pedo in prison is gonna get you fucked.

Bruh, Burn your computer, modem, and router. Literally torch that shit

You don't have shit, nigger. Stop lying. I hope you get choked with your KFC chicken.

Don't listen to all this stupid shit. Just use DBAN

user you fucking retard

Don't matter if you are into it you had possession of it meaning jail time

according to what people are saying it's just child nudity tho

dunno if eurofag would be safe in the same situation

>I save all kind of fucked up stuff on my computer
And most of it probably isn't illegal, but cheese pizza is.

You can keep a ball of coke around just because, even if you're not a cokehead, but if you get caught you're going to jail.

Even if nothing sexual is happening, its still underage nudity.

Depends on the laws of the country.

Cp problems are related to the first world
Europe and america
Countries like this dont even care or worry about cp
We got real problems for a living
Worrying about cp is trash and what you do in your privacy shouldnt care to authorities
Also
Its not thar easy get arrested for cp possesion
The problem is that people is hella scared about it

Ok faggot, tell that to the judge.

>hurr durr but they said on Cred Forums it was ok

I honestly don't give two fucks if you get raped in prison, you deserve it for being the stupidest fuck on earth.

lmao lil nigger
they wanna bust the big man producing cp and shit
collectors with tb of cp
you lil faggot got one pic
not even your mom would care

Edgy

Some inmate is gonna butt fuck you you know just to say he butt fucked you

It depends a lot of the country you live

The more poor or fucked up your country is the less they care about cp stuff
Unless you produce it of course

That's not quite the appropriate use of that word newfriend.

Problem isn't the CP, it was the Skype thing. Skype (Microsoft) has a perma-record of you distributing CP. So even if you destroy your HD (which we all are suggesting you still do), you can't destroy MS's record of you posting CP to Skype.

So yeah, you could be fucked. I would recommend running off to another country. Give it a couple of years. Afterward, authorities won't pursue a cold case.

Dumbass.

Well actually France is in a Big Brother spirit, i don't know how about the other european countries
>The problem is that people is hella scared about it
Tru af

Doesn't matter. It's like arguing to an officer that you only have a gram of heroin on you, it's not like you have a bundle or anything right? So what's the big deal?

>newfriend

My aunt keeps a framed picture of my cousin on the shelf when she was a toddler, leaving the bathtub naked. No one questions it and wonders why either.

There are also lots of myths that will make the average joe scared of even watching a underage on topless

Most people who got cp on their hard drives will never face chargue on prison unless they upload it everywhere like faggots or molested a child, independient where are you from

chartsbin.com/view/q4y

First of all you have to know before you do some illegal stuff
Drugs cp or stuff is read the fucking laws

After talking to an IRL friend about it I'm pretty confident I don't have to worry
Basically because this:

thats litteraly you right now.

>risk it for 1 picture

this.

>single cp pic for the sake of it

what to feel edgy about it?

user, it only takes one photo

You worried about it because you are a scary cat
Grow some balls man
Thats it
And use common sence

in the U.S. pictures of child nudity, in of themselves is not illegal,
it depends on the context,
if the picture is meant to specifically arouse then it counts as cp.

can you fucking spell, user?

nigger gtfo

Even if it was a very explicit vid, it makes no sence arresting someone for having cp

Posession is privacy and nobody should care about what you do doors and under

Distribution yes im ok with being penalized

can you share some pics

>Can I face actual trouble if the police comes and finds out?
Yes
>on a side note how can I be sure to have the pic completely removed from my pc
Literally dismantle your hard drives and melt the components, but you might look even more guilty for destroying evidence.

In future try not being a pedo, you cunt

how else would people have it if its not distributed?

you're watching a crime, breh

Im not nigger
I dont even speak english
Learnt english reading thes motherfuckin forums
But its funny af talkin pretendin im a dirty ass nigger with a finger in the trigger

You can downloading it from certain pages where the material is hosted

You found it and you download it thats it
You didnt upload it anywhere

Destroy your computer completely except for the case. then build a new pc with that case

in all honesty the police don't particularly pursue possession that much, I heard in the news they set up a honeypot but arrested less than 1% of the people that downloaded from it, its just a token effort to show the public. Most police resources are diverted to doing actually important things.

For you

Half the wrecked breads are of criminal activity. Dont see people being jailed for having shovel dog on thier PC. Double standards I feel.

Someone please screen cap this autism plz.

Wrecked breads? What about wrecked biscuits or wrecked cakes?

Thats what im trying to say

But most people here are scary cats about cp, destroying your computer due a pic of a little girl naked ?
Lmfao
These niggs gotta grow some balls
You will never face prison because of some underage porn son
Stop dreamin

what is it? Im scared

I know this is bait, but in first world countries, you will absolutely face prison for CP. Our prisons are full of of people busted for possessing it.

last time i saw this image it was a banana

cp newfag, you should watch it with tor

What's that

RAREPEPE
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Come on
Most of them would sell the cp
Or were child molester
Also, did you visit the prisons ?
How you know its truth ?
There are lots of myths around this
If you face prison by having some random cp you are either the unluckiedt bastard ever or you got reported

Hi Cred Forums I need a dickpic with timestamp 18-09-2016 01:05. Can someone help out a fellow Cred Forumsro?

But still again
Thats the disadvantage of first world
You have iphone, ps4, best technology army and all stuff
But you can go to jail because of some dumb mistakes

>CP
>some dumb mistakes
>"Oops silly me I accidentally was a pedophile and now my life is kill"

only one way out OP

Lol
Enjoy your time in prison firstwordlyfag if you even dare to touch a cp folder
I brb gotta fap to siberian mouse while enjoy my 3rdwordly right to do whatever i want without facing chargues

Kek godspeed user, gotta find the joys of third world shithole living where you can, I suppose.

>most people here (Cred Forums) tell me I should behave one way
>my irl friends tell me I should behave the opposite

yeah I guess I know what I'll do. Thanks for all who tried to help, I'll just act as if nothing happened and tell the truth if the police actually comes

well I think this is a new defense

Look sir, I murdered the guy but I just did it for the sake of it...not like I endorse murder

NOT GUILTY!

You deserve jail for having CP, you disgusting cunt.

Dbangs your hard drive

do it

Do whatever you want in my territory
0 fucks will given as long as you dont delete my cp folders

Melt pc into slag with a blow torch

>2016
>not knowing about the Nexus

They already know the path of the file...went through the Nexus, then ping ponged to you

good luck if the detective gets smart and is allowed to check the Nexus....you're dead kiddo

>format your harddrive
>fill harddrive with scat porn
>repeat as often as you like

OP is a fucking retard

M-mods?