What are you fuckers drinking tonight?

Mix it with some sodium peroxide you fucking pussies.

same shit every day, cheap cans of busch.

Being this butt sore.

The chemical compound produced by mixing sodium peroxide with water results in a very refreshing drink filled with electrolytes. This is the perfect solution for hangovers. I was merely giving advice, you fucking pussy bitch.

>Average amerifat fridge

Sure after the highly exothermic reaction.

ITT: Alcoholic losers.

give this fuckin guy a medal.

You can drink and not be an alcoholic

You forget where you're at?

>the coolest dude on Cred Forums

you can have a medal too.

Nope. Not everyone on Cred Forums is a loser.

Can I have a medal? I can count to 100 on a single breath

There isn't a "highly" exothermic reaction after mixing sodium peroxide with water. The solution may become warm, at most.

yes, everyone gets a medal and a trophy.

Drinking Jagerbombs

Idk man. The bottle says for external use only.

Pepsi!

Fock yeah. I'm gonna hang mine up next to my g.e.d

I never Cared for pepsi. But it's actually alright.

Quebecfag or dindu?

Hell yeah

Glass of Jameson on the rocks to start the night then a few pints of Guinness.

Bottles lie to you. Highly qualified chemists, such as myself don't, however.

So do you think it'd be better to just eat it straight?

2 of these, another can of something german and a bottle wine. Its saturday night and I have civil war on. Time to relax!

Suck America, niggers!

Lol did you get your degree in high quality chemistry ?

>Not a steel reserve.
Do you wear a skirt too?

spell that brand name backwards asshat.

No, eating it would be a mistake. Just mix a teaspoon full with the water at most.

No I got my degree in chemical engineering you fucking pleb.

Sounds good.

Depressing fridge homie

why not drink the tall can versions? You get more bang for your buck.

can anyone tell me how i should drink whiskey? i don't have the palette for alcohol to drink it straight, and got some as a gift.

Just because your mother's a fat desperate slut that will do anything I ask for $20 does not mean I get more "bang for the buck" compared to a sexy stripper with big plastic tits.

no joke, I'm drinking mouthwash atm. saving my 5th of vodka for later tonight, its 3:30 right now
>an alcohol reporting in

Drink it chiled. It's not bad. Just take it easy

Even though they are both 8.1, Hurricanes are bigger and more vicious than Steel, dude! You're obviously not an alcoholic!

Some good old water

You're right. I'm not. And yeah I know they're basically the same. I usually just drink a 40 Oz and I'm good

i live alone and work a lot, hardly ever cook. i think it's just the right amount of depression, not too much not too little.

i don't think the talls come in 18 packs, anyway an 18 pack is 10 bucks, really not a big deal.

Where is mission report from December 16th, 1991?

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I drink about eight 25oz 'Canes a day

I think I'm dying...

How's the taste ?

Damn son. Why did you start drinking so much ?

After I eat probably going to grab a few 24oz Coors light cans from the gas station for a dollar each

It's in my ass. Come get it.

damn dude..

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Have you posted Battlestation befor? Looks familiar

Your plants look kinda gay

wtf Cred Forums

The Duck-Rabbit's Baltic Porter.

I hate my life, why else! But you wont catch me whining. I'm gonna try and quit soon...

Well they do a bit.

trips confirms. his plants are gay

Fuck off scottish ginger nigger

yes but a few months ago

>scotish
>nigger

>ginger
>nigger

You really don't understand how races work, do you, user?

we don't know if those plants reproduce sexually or asexually. theyre closeted homos at the most.

thx

oh they're sexual alright.

Good for you.

But they taught me in the states that race is an illusion...

scottish gingers are as bad as niggers, both are fucking sub human garbage

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Agreed, but Iron Brew is the shit.

See, they look gay.

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ok

I live in the states and BELIEVE me that ain't true.
I'll trade you our nigs for your Scot-gingers any day of the week!

if anybody says anything about your homo plants just tell em your girl decorated the place

mine...

Nothing because I just discovered I have crohns disease

I know you think I'm joking or trolling, but there's just something about them that makes them look.. gay. I don't know how else to put it. If I were you I'd hide it from any guys/girls you have in your room, else they might start to think you're gay.

I know thats not really yours, ive seen this before. but I just noticed those bottles of piss don't even have caps on them....

IT'S JUST APPLE JUICE MOM NOW GET OUT

This one is mine, though. I was too embarrassed...

my girl decorated the place

youre on the fast track to dying very young. rock on.

Ninja Gaiden 2 was disappointing...

top post user!

Now I see. She starts with the plants; adding small touches of gayness around your house. Next you'll get a pink toothbrush because "that's all they had at the store". Soon she will start adding floral sheets and pillows to your bed because they "liven up the place" and before you know it you'll be sucking a nigger's cock while she records you. It starts with the gay plants, user. Get rid of them.

say ninja gaiden 2 was disappointing one more time muthafuckah, i dare ya!

Fuck your battle station you alt left faggot

help me

>can't be bothered to follow the thread.

I tried magners a few days ago. It was ok but strongbow is far better.

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Taste like regular Duvel. Not really hoppy at all.

If you don't know what Duvel taste like then it's a clean pale ale with a stronger than normal alcohol taste. I don't know , I suck at describing beer.

I just drink it because the 9.5% abv and Belgian beer doesn't give me a headache.

Bin the plants and when she asks about where they've gone, you fuck her right where she stands. Fuck her raw, and tell her, "you ever buy me anything other than a cactus and I'll chop off your tits."

I'm sorry, but it paled in comparison to Ninja Gaiden for the Xbox. But that was one of the greatest games ever made, so...

East coast American?

Last time i drank strongbow i had wet shits for almost 2 weeks, never again

Strongbow doesn't do that to pussies.

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alcohol does that to everybody at some point. ive been an alcohol for a loong time and I havnt taken a solid shit in 3 years

I like to get drunk and then smoke weed. I'm not sure why. But I love the feeling

same here, i top off the alcohol with pretty shitty food to so it doesn't help, but yeah mostly just quick blasts of brown water.

Eh, maybe for a day, but not for 2 weeks straight. Whisky makes my shits fucking come out like cream cheese it's beautiful, and it feels completely empty up there after. No small pellets waiting to be forced out. Just 2 large, tofu-like chunks of shit. That's one of many benefits to drinking whisky.

U wot m8?

m8, try drinking a fucking 24 case and see how your shits are

I guess you'd call that crossfaded.

Pic related.

Why drink 24 cans of beer when you can just drink a bottle of whisky?

Whisky benefits:
>smooth
>classy
>tasty
>great for your heart
>gets you drunker
>gets you drunk faster
>gets you drunk longer
>hangovers are nothing
>you don't gain a "beer belly"
>in terms of alcohol content it's cheaper

Plus, your shits are like tofu and after a heavy night of whisky drinking I always wake up with a hardon like I just took 10 viagra.

I have a remedy for you my brother thank God not me, take this natural things called Lactobacillus, also Omepraxol together with alcohol doesn`t matter, after a strong meal take half a lemon pour it in a glass and drink it.
There is this thing called Ranisen also it is for your stomach, just took a solid shit even a little bit of blood came out.
Helps your digestive system and the probably going to become ulcer thing.
it was a painful shit but im satisfied more than a homosexual at a gang bang.

Last time i was drinking whiskey i slept on a roof and spewed all over myself

wtf why is it fucking sideways

>just took a solid shit even a little bit of blood came out

>Cred Forums

Because you drank too much. Whisky isn't like beer. You don't need half as many units as you would for beer.

the irony of this is that i work in a bar and have seen people make an ass of them selves more times than i can count

I'll have a gin and tonic. Hold the gin, hold the tonic and get me a pepsi.

Virgin screwdriver pls
I don't tip btw

So... orange juice?

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everybody passed the fuck out?

not the user your replying too. But I like whiskey but dont drink it because I like the act of drinking not the drunkenness. Dont you enjoy that act more?

nah I'm still here. drinking my way into a coma while re-binge-watching breaking bad. I'm up to season 4 episode 13 in 4 days.

You can sip on whisky and smoke a few cigarettes. No need to down it.

the act of drinking more than the result of drinking? who are you trying to impress with the act if you are not looking for the end result?

but even when I sip I tend to sip more. I guess I need to train my brain to slow down. I drink wine like you drink whiskey.... Maybe thats what I need to do. I really appreciate high end tequila.

I really do. The taste and feel of an ice cold beer or glass of wine is amazing. I love it. So I keep drinking. Being drunk at the end of it is nice. But when I am drunk I cant stay awake I just pass out super quick.

I drink to forget everything, black out for a night and restart the day. Whisky is good for that, but you're clearly one of those people who enjoy the elegance of drinking more than being drunk. If you can't slow your pace with whisky, then it isn't for you.

>But when I am drunk I cant stay awake I just pass out super quick.

hey man, too each his own. i drink to get blasted beyond the point of of even trying to remember what happened the night before.

Birthday tomorrow, birthday dinner tonight.

I have about 2 gallons of toilet wine I made in my dorm room so probably that

alas.... its sad cause I really enjoy how whiskey tastes. That and whiskey scotch. Oban is delicious.

>I drink to forget everything, black out for a night and restart the day.

>i drink to get blasted beyond the point of of even trying to remember what happened the night before.

I used to be like that in college. But your body gets to rekt doing that for an elongated period of time. You eventually need to slow down and just drink for the enjoyment of drinking. Its like a trade off for your alcoholism. You keep being an alcoholic but manage it.

>honey
>whiskey

The worst match imaginable. It's fucking disgusting. Also, jameson is shit, and jack daniels is meh. Try some Glenmorangie or Glenfiddich. They're both a little more expensive, but way better. They're not elite whiskies, but they're fucking good.

Guess I'll enjoy it while I can then. Whenever I drink a fuckton of whisky I wake up feeling completely refreshed with a massive erection after only 4 hours sleep.

Been drinkin these on a nostalgia kick for the past few days.

Genesee? How poor are you?

>your body gets to rekt doing that for an elongated period of time

yup, i'm 35 and been doing the 60 hour work week and raging an alcohol off the clock for 17 years and i feel it coming to an abrupt end soon. i had a good time tho, and no one will miss me the day after i'm buried. i had fun.

>nostalgia kick
Learn to read. He could be drinking paint thinner for a nostalgia kick and price wouldn't come into play.

Not poor at all, I used to drink Genessee at my uncle's house because that's what he drank. Hadn't had it in years and happened to see it at the store. It's better than most of the other yellow domestic beer that I've had tbh.

I take it you're under 25? Your body starts feeling hang overs badly after that. Then they get gradually worst till your 30's after that they level off. Its because after a certain age your body cant break down the carcinogenic chemicals your liver produces when it breaks down alcohol. So those chemicals circulate for longer in your blood stream then they used too.

You're stronger then me then. I cant get drunk more then 2 days in a row or I get a week long weird hang over where I am a zombie who cant sleep for days on end.

how are the hangovers with that ?
im not into regular priced beer now once I tried Kloster a 18 - 24 went to a meh doctor couldn`t get the hangover out he said I would prescribe you something but you just have a hangover.
it was awful even tried normal beer to save me didn`t work hangover was over until like 10 pm.

whiskey really depends on if you prefer the peat flavor or not

I don't drink enough to get a hangover very often and I'm not sure exactly how much beer that might take.

Well, I'm 19. I'm a newfag compared to you old niggers I guess.

Hope you don`t died of liver failure user, at least try vitamins like B12, because it is a horrible fucked up death.

Yeah, I'm old as dirt.

>I don't drink enough to get a hangover very often

you can afford better than genesee my friend, you can't possibly like the taste of it.

No matter what age you are you can still fuck young sluts looking for a dolla. That's what it's all about ain't it?

home brew. irish red

dont you have something better to be doing than talking about your drinking habits with Cred Forumstards?

What age?

42. 43 in 9 days

nigga I meant the home brew. also hbd for the 27th

i'll end it myself before i let my family suffer thru my elongated death stuffed with tubes surrounded by machines.

Then you'll be remembered as the alcoholic who offed himself. Why don't you start cooking meth instead?

i'm white

brewed it 5 or 6 weeks ago

got another irish red and a kolsch fermenting now

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>Why don't you start cooking meth instead?
i work too much to start cooking anything other than grilled cheese, and like i said no one will remember me or visit my grave.

Stop being a miserable cunt and kill yourself now or make some fucking changes, starting with the alcohol.

i'm not miserable, i enjoy my life and i enjoy being drunk, i see the reality of it and i won't live long down this road, i'm fine with that. i've been the best person i could be to my friends and family and have contributed to some decent threads as well. i have no regrets.

This beer and smoking blue dream.

Godspeed.

amen