Hey Cred Forumsros what it's better : blowjob or sex? Why?

the old I get Blowjob is better by far

just lay back and orgasm without doing any work

That's like saying "i prefer to be 6 feet tall" add if i have a choice in the matter.

Is that a mom/daughter? Left looks like she's in her 40s

And sex if you are cumming inside. Chumps use condoms

Is this you?

Sex. Cuz my dick stinks

>work

Exercise and it won't be work you lazy nigger

Blowjob because I don't have to do anything

If I were getting a blowjob from those 2, I suppose I'd be bored enough to play video games too

Lul what?

Hey guys, c'mon, don't make fun of me for enjoying the abstinence lifestyle. You should try it, who knows, maybe you'll enjoy it, too.

He's probably married.

If she has the skills then a blowjob is what I'd prefer, but there's something about the feeling of having your dick enveloped in an impossibly soft and gooey tunnel and feeling of that little bit of suction that is hard to beat.

I tried it for 14 years. It sucked. Every minute of it.

you know your dick can't naturally stink right? take a shower

Im married and i get 4 or 5 blowjobs a week....

You, like me, are clearly circumcised. Uncut dicks can stink

Newly married, just wait my friend. You'll be begging for sex soon enough.

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Cred Forumsros you're not taking full advantage of this whole 'being a man' thing. My philosophy- if we're expected to apologize for it we might as well get the most out of it.

So my girl knows she's expected to suck it before she's allowed to have it inside of her. I get both 21 days out of the month.

That's too bad, well, at least you tried. Abstinence isn't for everyone, only the coolest of people can be part of our exclusive club.

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please tell me how you ended up lucking out like that?

i know results may vary but damn

Can't beat a good tight pussy,

Blowjob. Something about putting your dick in a girls face that's just simply amazing.

Not to mention when your fucking you have kiss and make eye contact and shit. Honestly pussy is like my third favorite hole.

def blowjob, if DONE GOOD

I have had so many and sadly the best one was by a 5/10 pretty ugly girl.
Man I have had one of the worst, where the fucking girl kept touching my dick with her teeth.. fuck.. so fucking unpleasant.

Blowjobs. I wake up to blowjobs. My girl and I live together and have been together for 6 years. She'll suck my dick to wake me up in the morning. As another user said, better because you don't have to do anything. And having your cock in a girl's mouth just feels degrading to them and it turns me on.

the fuck bruh? teeth scraping on dick is like the best part

With a baseball bat you can

Absolutely disgusting.

13 years nigger. We have a great relationship and we communicate well.

Interestingly enough we're the only species to put each other's genitals in our mouths.

You chose poorly. Been married for 20 years. My sexual needs are 100% catered to as an agreed marital responsibility.
Before we married we had conversations about our needs, including sexual, and what to do if our needs change. Meeting those needs are marital responsibilities.
Why people don't do this before marriage is beyond me.

Well in that sense I can just beat the pussy up with my dick, son

Thank god for that

Not true, lots of mammals lick each other's genitals before sex.

>blowjob ain't sex

blowjob. simply because its mostly about you and your orgasm. sex is funner when its about both getting theirs
so blowjob because its more of a just for you thing

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not with your 1 inch wonder you can't

Somebody tell my girl that so she won't be mad her sister blew me

>implying blowjobs aren't a part of any good sex session

Ok guys that's enough.

blowjob

because that's what i like

Oh? Curious, which ones?

yeah i get that i've had great communication in most of my relationships but eventually the sex slowed down no matter what... how'd you meet/find her?

Obviously gay

that's what your mom said last night

courtney and abby. on pornhub.

you're dead kiddo

Met her in hs. Been together ever since.

Blowjob. I love watching my girl suck my cock for awhile and looking up at me with a happy smile while doing it.

Is it normal to not be able to cum during bj? I can never do it. I've tried fucking up to the point of almost cumming then changing to bj and the feeling just goes away.

What's wrong with me?

My mom died 22 years ago genius.

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little bitch?

i meant to say last night 22 years ago when we gang banged her to death with our 1 inch wonders

Obviously a normie

Focus, you must. Cum in her mouth, you can.

not if you shower

Yeah, she died of cancer. I guess she got it from you.

Op here, well... I have the same problem.. It's all mentally belive me. I when my mind is free my dick too

actually we did, since we were older when we got married. but enforcing those is a different matter. kids in particular fuck up the equasion

not me bruh must've that nigga tyrone and his stank dick

congratulations man hope you guys live long and happy together

yeah, if you don't shower.

Dude. It's a responsibility to meet each others needs. If the interest is waining, look for new things to do to spice it up. Come on man. 20 years and we haven't slowed down, and there is no sign of it starting too.... we've simply explored new and interesting things through the years, and I know how to treat my woman and make her swoon. You aren't trying hard enough to understand what your woman needs man. Woman have a much stronger sex drive than men as they age.....
Maybe she's cheating on you if she's not interested.

fuck off freak

Im this guy. We have 4 kids, youngest is 2. It's really about communication and trust. Of course there have been times when she wasn't feeling it but we just talk about it and usually end up figuring it out

Bj's less work involved orgasm way better

the head of my dick gets over-sensitive with blowjobs so i dont particularly care for them, unless face-fucking is involved

Sex is another league its like how you just called one sex and the other something else when technically its a type of sex but it sucks in comparison.

you've never watched any primate have you?

Thanks dude. I hope you are able to fix yours or find one as good as mine

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i think blowjob. not that it feels better. it feels worse but thats what i like. a mouth isn't perfect for taking cock like a pussy is so you really get to appreciate the subtle tongue movements that feel extra good. By the time I cum from a BJ im ready to explode.

thanks appreciate it man

>Woman have a much stronger sex drive than men as they age....

sorry not true. I mean I'm glad you got someone whose sex drive has lasted so long - but I've dated a bunch of older women and the sex just slows down. They might have a burst in their late 30s because their hormones get whacky - but dude you got lucky. Don't feel too proud of it it has a lot more to with her than you.

In a great marriage, great communication - but sex has just changed. And not just in this relationship - in pretty everyone I've had. Once you get into the second year or so, women are just less focused on fucking every night.

Not criticizing you - it sounds like your marriage is awesome and you get the sex you want - but most people _aren't_ like that, and it isn't a lack of communication or whatever magic you think you have.

Like a specific primate? No. A documentary about primates? Yes, several. That said, many primates do clean themselves via licking, but mostly on themselves, not really each other. I was merely pointing out how I find it interesting that we, as a species, put each other's genitals in our mouths for pleasure.

I try, I try so fucking hard but it's so boring just staring at the roof or wall while sporadically making the obligatory, "oh, oh yes dear. Just like that. Fantastic." It doesn't help that women whinge about gagging at anywhere past half way, and I don't even have a big dick.

monkeys, sheep and uh.. some other species does fellation on others

Sex. Hands down feels 10x better.

So do you think most people in the world have primates fucking outside their window, or that they regularly look up monkey porn?

Although the thought is crest, monkey loves the best.

I personally enjoy blowjobs more, even though I have only ever reached orgasm from them exclusively about 5 times ever, I tend to have to get myself off to finish.
That said, there aren't many things better than angry make up sex.

Still, most of the time I'll take a blowjob over sex.

not that I saved the image or anything but google gorillas and oral sex, they totally do.

that might be your problem, you're supposed to watch her blowing you

you don't watch monkey porn? shit, I thought it was normal bro

I feel like most of these are rare instances of unusual behavior, not really the same. Like you're not going to see monkeys giving each other blowjobs in the wild or sheeps, etc. You'll see it happen every now and then, but do you see what I mean? Humans, however, we pretty much all do that. That's kinda what I meant. Sorry for the confusion.

>Two ugly chicks who look like they could be his inbred sisters
Sweet Jesus.

Blowjobs are more psychologically satisfying for me

Think about it

The person must really like the taste and/or feel of cock in their mouth

OR

They like you enough to put your wiener into their taster/breather complex

The idea of either one really gets me going

It's the other way around for me. Prob get head at least four times a week, usually sex twice a week.

you're like ted bundy you sick fuck

Can't compare as I've never had a bj, always went straight for the pussy

Blowjob cuz nothing's better then laying back and a throat tightening on your dick as they gag

>you're like ted bundy you sick fuck

Because I like it if I'm with a freaky and/or dedicated chick?

wow im so insane somebody lock me up
watch out maybe instead of kneeling to propose, ill just do it standing because im such a madman

I've seen plenty of dogs do it,

Work as in putting effort I believe. Don't be so cocky fucker.

depending if she knows how to suck. Sex tho for sure. Am I the only who bust in less than 5 mins if they get a bj first ?

a blowjob from a girl who is able to get your cock into her throat and keep it there while you cum is honestly 10x better than sex. there's nothing even close to the sensation of cumming deep into a throat.

Depends if the blowjob is a trainwreck or if she's enthusiastic.

Blowjob cause I'm a sadist.

anybody got sauce on this?

Same. You literally have to focus on it. Focus on cumming in that bitch's mouth. Worked for me. Couldn't cum for like 6 years lol then I did that

>Focus on cumming in that bitch's mouth

kek this part

Pretty sure this is it:
pornhub.com/users/wildest_dreams