Survival Thread! Dubs decides what happens next

Survival Thread! Dubs decides what happens next.
>five settlers: a swordsman, a miner, an axeman, and two women
>come across a moutain
>half of the mountain is barren, but is dotted with caves and ores. there are mountain goats, but also bears and wolves
>the other half is a forest, with plenty of wood and fresh water but not a great deal of food

gather wood and fresh water, scavenge for what food there is

get wood and build shelter in the clearing towards the bottom right

women get gangbanged

Build a well

reroll

reroll

rolling again

niggers with silver backs climbing the mountain and conquering the mountain so no one can cross it

...

this one seems to be popular, so ill go with it.
>the group uses their tools to drill into the ground
>they hit a vein of water
>using loose stones, they enclose the puddle
>it is now noon

Do nothing

roll

>all climb mountain
>jump

Have the women give a concrete enema to a wolf in front of the three men to boost morale.

Well fuck.

fair enough.
>they do that
>one woman and the miner die
>other woman breaks her leg
>swordsman and axeman rolled down slopes and sustain minor injuries

>Axeman chops firewood.
>Swordsman processes the meat of the dead.
>Build campfire, roast meat.

Well shit. Tend to the broken leg and fuck her sideways as payment.

Swordsman and axeman chop down trees in the forested part to get plant matter for the crippled woman to sew into fibers. The fibers are threaded into the corpses. The swordsman and axeman improvise an opera that culminates with a rendition of A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold three octaves higher than normal. This is to boost the morale of the crippled woman.

>axeman chops down trees, makes a puppet rig
>weaves leaves into rudimentary strings
>uses corpses of their friends as puppets
>crippled woman is cheered up, right before the two men gang rape her

The axeman and swordsman realize they are actually faggots and leave the crippled woman to build a hut in the woods.

Yes

Hitler appears, and commands them to do his bidding.

>the two men leave the woman behind
>venture deep into the woods
>build crude shelter for them to live in
>fall in love
>succ each other's dicks

crippled woman crawls to corpses and eats them to regain strength. maybe she takes the miner's pickaxe?

After realizing that rape is in any case wrong, the two men check their privileges and pull out. Then they realize that the only reason they raped her was because they felt so...frustrated. As if they had lost something.

The swordsman notice's the axeman's chest glistening with sweat. He swallows. Yes, that's what it was. Society called it a "sin". But this was /their/ society now. A godless, doomed society, a society destined for darkness. But maybe, just maybe, he could light it up for a while.

The swordsman lifts up his shirt, his cock tightening as his fingers traced the channel between the axeman's breasts. The milky brown color of the axeman drives him wild. His tongue glides over the axeman's chest, tasting his sweat. He hardens even more. He can't get enough of it. He sucks some more, then descends into a pathetic mess of biting and sucking until he drinks so much sweat he develops hypernatremia and has to be given immediate medical attention.

The gay men contract AIDS and die.

Woman gets eaten by bear