Waifu claiming thread

still here

and

how many hours?
oh err not that im willing to track down

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You said Mirai Nikki was good
You liar

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mine

>Hug the Alice

It was a bold claim to say Pixels was a good idea

Too bad wolves are better~

~10-20
but I am also pretty slow compared to some people and have to pay for 3

I must've been sarcastic, I'm a very big speaker for Mirai Nikki being hot garbage and people who try to defend it are usually retarded.

Maybe, but at least the fox is literate

>Ran-sama

Too much
That's approaching lewd, we must be careful

This
>Not looking at reviews first
Kek

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The wolf is literate too!

Spooky.
No.

still here

and

you're talking to a fake

>people who try to defend it are usually retarded.
I knew there was something wrong with that You Know guy.

Cute picture.

I trust gramps a bit too much.

>Wolf
>Better than fox
There's a reason we made dogs

It's probably out there

not that much
they are new. they wont know the difference

What

Ruga-chan always staying true to his purpose in posting threads, truly a knight whose dedication to his ideals would land him in a respectable position in any thread, yet he chose the shitposting riddled and black plague infused, low quality waifu circlejerks. Gracing the shitposting filled streets with his awe worthy tripcode, he had very little keeping him there.

And for why you may ask, and rightfully so.

Well it's because his trusty and VERY HOT maiden resided inside this disease plagued compound.

None other than the awestrucking Heaven herself.

I'm very bored, please don't judge me

Eh, it'll be fine

I wouldn't call this literacy, maybe she can still read, but that's only half literacy

I'm not sure what point you're even making

>Ran-sama

youtube.com/watch?v=hw3d9KTYHIE

nice feet
Yes.

I'm not spooky, I'm cute~

yeah but its a bit lewd

There's a reason we didn't try to domesticate foxes!

yeah, it isn't horrible

but I have buddies that pretty much do it in seconds and have enough money for years

Just posted an image at your image!

This?

ok chen

Oh boy this again

We domesticated wolves because we knew that they COULD be useful but they weren't very good as they were.
They're perfect as is

せんりつ の たつまき claimed

that picture, she can barely sign her name and it still looks like "Korbo"

They are objectively worse!

well its just how it goes with that kind of stuff

We must hope
Cute, and noticed

>non-stellar claim
To drink or not to drink, that is the question

Don't you have some dishes to scrub right about now?

I could drink with you
>Alice

drink

Handwriting is not analogous to literacy!

Doctors can contest to that

Shiki why are you still awake now that I think about it

It's the most sleep I've gotten in over a week!

Thank ya.

Drink and be lewd with me

Because it's the weekend, and I'm giddy from how fucking good Pontypool was.

>Objectively
Key word
DRINK
DRINK LIKE РУССКИЙ
I can as well
>TFW absolute shit handwriting

I think this was for me

My esdeath senses were tingling

Sachi was a whore who got paid to fuck smelly old men behind the local bar, she was cheap and could give pleasure to an army of greasy, drunken men, who in their stupor failed to notice that she was in fact butt fucking ugly, in only a couple of hours

Chen was the pimp

If the dishes are an analogy for the shaft of my cock then yes.

You're right.

The autism is strong enough to be felt all over the continent I think.

ok chen

Well they were, they were just dangerous to humans
so we domesticated them, like horses

not like you need to worry, you never post lewds

Literacy is the ability to read and write, darling

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Kek. Have fun with the rest of the night then
Kek
>Tfw I can't drink with you

Yep!

I enjoy the dynamics

Exactly

I can too. am still scientist tho

no.
You are now. That lurk pic is spooky.
>Checked

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It has to deal with the words you use, not the exact style of the letters

im return shkki still hateing on me for no reason? or did he leave and i can be me

Oh, fine, I get it, I guess I'm not good enough for a response then.

Maybe I SHOULDN'T have written all that then, is this it? I spent a whole fucking hour thinking up all this bullshit to be treated as a meme?

Okay fuck you guys, I'm not putting effort into anything from now on

Welp, here's my first drink then

>tfw I didn't want to drink with you
Kidding best tsun :^)

I started to read Rewrite, I like it so far
>rattles

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I think this would interest you considering the eurobeat, although it's more pop-esque.
youtube.com/watch?v=L0FSMyFs6-U

You know what to do to get a proper response from me.

That doesn't mean it isn't too much
>gotta sleep as little as possible
I'm trying to keep you from doing it!
As long as you aren't posting from your porn folders
Bottoms up

the dynamics

Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Oh, how fun. Glad you're liking it. How far into it are you?
I preemptively apologize though.

Tickle you?

hey thanks for the pat

I just want to be myself everyone gets mad at me
maybe they dont know how much it bothers me ill admit im not normal

Well yeah, the economy works a lot like a mini version of rl

Anytime

How's it going?

Horses are retarded and not very good at what we bred them to do.
Writing is hard man
Hey psikh
DA, MORE TOVARISH, MORE

that is a vicious fucking headpat, a little more force and her head would've spun around like a rollerblade

I... do?

I like it, it's rather catchy!

Computers are great

It is great, isn't it?

People need to be able to read your writing though

I try not too
that often...

Horses seem pretty good at doing what we needed them to do, obviously they're outdated now, thanks to cars

TWO-mix takes me back

youtube.com/watch?v=OX3xHXXM2PA

Not so well what about you holo?

hi how are you? is saber and shikki gone yet?

yeah i read that much

One day

I found it one day on an external HDD that was handed down to me, nothing has been added to it since 2007 thus I call it the cancerbox.

See yah guys

That's because you post some disturbing things on occasion
>chekt
We seem to be getting lots of trips this evening
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And another get right here: >Don't judge me, I like HG.

A fellow cute!

But that pic was made to be spooky.
>Does pic related count as spooky?

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I gave you a hint in the earlier thread.
Not quite, I mean you're claiming a non entry level type moon girl that's already a big step.

Okay, listen here, idiot.

Make, up your mind do you not like them or do you desperately want their fat cocks inside of you?

Gibon

that's what type is for!

just ok, trying to decide what to do with the rest of my night.
What's got you down?

In how many games do you have bankers and paid bookkeepers?

How are you doing this evening Laura?

Bye

Gonna finish that bottle of whiskey

I'm still barely scratching the surface, haven't met everyone yet. I'm at the part where the main character shows Ohtori around the school
Yeah, I was warned by a friend before I started kek

Idi nahuy, I don't speak slav

Hopefully soon

its just what i like im not creepy lol im just a guy with some strange fetishes

I hate them they suck each other off and fuck with me for no reason i wish they where dead

>dont call me and idiot

i dont know

>Earth is day now
Seems i need to wait until midnight to get my flowers

These threads are typically get threads
aside from trips guy and Cirno

~sigh

Can I tickle you anyway?

No... That's closer to sexy than spooky.
Well that's good. If you know what you're getting yourself into, have fun!

>non entry level type moon girl
Someone called?

I can't drink whiskey anymore, I can't even smell it without feeling ill
Those two statements seem mutually exclusive to me
>I'm not creepy, just my fetishes are creepy
They're like the little tank engine that could

Quite relaxed, but I have the most irresistible urge to yell and I don't know why.

Then what exactly are you looking for?

So, /you're/ Heaven?!

The good ol million things I got on my mind, just now being triggered by a couple bad games and drinks

Horses are still pretty aggressive.
I don't see how that's related
I'm doing good, how're you man?I don't speak whatever that is, pedik

Not many!

Foxes are super cute, though~

I was thinking about starting that second part soon

TM waifu claim thread?

Honestly anyone from an animated series is entry level, even Shiki, though being perhaps a bit biased less so than the more well known stay night girls/zero girls.

No touching, that shit is gay.

That's the same Heaven that has been terrorizing Cred Forums for a decade.

Eru Returns!

Fuck it keeps happening.

Hmm, you want sum fukk.

Also no, maybe later.

Probably much later

Cute hungry italian man

Here's a thought you don't have to mention them at all. Not all you do has to be centered around them and guess what, you don't have to drown in tablespoon's worth of water and hide behind your little fucking insecurities.

Yes

>

Holy shit!!
HE'S the one!?

That's the one, man, that's the one.

just being lazy

oh you haven't left yet can we just be friends so it stops bothering me

Clearly, or these threads would've stopped long ago

But that seems to be the case for most threads on Cred Forums

Well it's because they're dumb, how else do you think we got them to pull heavy stuff

Holo is pretty great too

Go play in a beartrap.

W O W
You are a /very/ rude dude!
I can't believe it
Who knew Heaven even uses a trip?

>Tfw entry level
At least Saber is one of the better fates including the alternate forms

I wasn't looking for anything, really.

>No touching, that shit is gay.
You didn't say while we were in the hole.

Idk why I thought it was a good idea. It's been a while since I had those funny thoughts

Jesus, what else did you find on it?

It's a gun!

A good yell now and then can be therapeutic I suppose
What does them not getting gets have to do with the threads stopping?

An Eru!
Any plans, or just a NEET style weekend?
They will kick your skull into pieces for breathing wrong.

Thanks, I'm sure I will!

Replace whiskey with any mint flavored alcohol and that'll be me
Have some really bad experiences with that

That's a shame, govniuk

i imagine

I know, man, it's like he was right under our noses all the time.

A whole lot of techno/trance and casual rock 'n' roll.

Hey

Eru is a terrible name.
Specifically, because it has an R in it.
And everyone knows that Rs are terrible
How have I not noticed?!
I feel like such an idiot!

Red Saber is my favorite, and her sabers too

>you don't have to drown in tablespoon's worth of water and hide behind your little fucking insecurities.
what?

and seeing them here being happy it bothers me i cant ignore them its like seeing someone you hate and wanting to kill them

what the fucking fuck hust fucking stop stop stop stop just stop you are driving me crazy this bothers me on so many levels stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop or should i spell it out S T O P

FUCK YOU

Fuck, I have been discovered

I like bullying people

neet style

Why must you always leave me so harshly

>I didn't even say anything this time
Kek'd

Yuno claim

Buzzed editon

Its a Makoto! How goes it? ^^
A Galil!~

The feeling is mutual.

You dun goofed up.

I'm calling the internet police as we speak.

R u d e.
>>>:(

It's probably the stress
If you haven't been drinking for a while, it would probably be a good idea to stay away from it.

You have a good imaagination!

We're both great!

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at least Im not the only one.

claimed mine
frtyd.com/go/jPfb5_bAaEj/snapchat

I thought you meant the threads were like little engines that could

I realized what you meant 12 seconds after posting

You will never be alone in this.

just imagining almost nothing is easy

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Its been a bad day lads

I've had several bad experiences with vodka, but it doesn't bother me at all for some reason
>gets a get
I go to the get threads for a laugh, they get less than half of what we got here

You honestly havent a clue as to how much this means to me

See? That's what I was talking about.

"Oh I want to kill them, them being happy makes me angry"

Your posts seem more akin to a five year or someone who's not real.

So which one are you?

It keeps things interesting

I'll bully them too

I am the moot himself too

Hmm, that's not too bad at all.

Pretty decent. I got an alright amount of sleep, but I still feel a bit tired. Thinking of a small nap before work to keep myself from falling asleep there.
How are you?

I should have

Tenryuu claimed

Just looking what's going one here in the mutated branch of my creation.

How's everyone doing?

Nyet
Ruby!
What about Gariru?
Noice
Hey Gasai
>Buzzed
>Not full out shitfaced drunk
Pleb
What kind of pizza did you get?

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stop laughing at me just befriend me so i can stop omg if we are friends we dont have to do this anymore seeing you makes me want to kill someone if we where friends that would not happen

thank you for stopping now we can be friends

I dont know what im doing wrong this is how i feel just humor me for fuck sake stop bothering me

I'm great, I'm getting into some Rim World after playing a lot of Warframe.
>Got my Trinity frame baking, gonna have it in 2 days.
>Meanwhile I need Frost systems.
Its a constant grind.
Got half pepperoni half meatlovers. Its some gud shit.

I want a nice boring life.

Hello tenten.
Everything is great if you are.

Rory

I am an idiot.
We are in an anime namefag thread.
Ofcourse there would be bullying.
Doubly worse.
I have a rhotacism, so I cant weally pwonounce my Aw's all that well.
So thus R's are a terrible letter.

>My life is in shambles

What comic was that from? I lost the link..

Pretty much the same here
Vodka was the gateway for higher percentage beverages for me.

I've run out of slav things to say, have a pleasant night

How's the kitchen?

Are you sure about that?

On second thought, maybe I won't yell.

resource management
that's what that is!

One slip-up isn't a big deal
it's what you do from here on that matters!

We're in the same boat after all.

Meximoot, Moot or Hiromoot?

I still decided to give it the nickname cancer box due to all the old pop hits it contains.

Alcohol, how about you old friend?

Romantically Apocalyptic, I assume this is discount megumin?

Calm your ass nigga I dont have whiskey I need to drink a shit load of beer

Kill any snakes et faggor?

>seeing you makes me want to kill someone
Fucking psyhopath

+1 UID

Scrape yourself to death with a potato peeler you piece of literal garbage holy shit.

Eh.

is it?

Define "great", but it could be worse.

Alcohol. Like every weekend. What are you drinking, my friend?

Hey Chefbro

Yuuki
Hopefully clean. Closed today so I can relax.
Its been a while. Hows things?
Why? Its raining. Snakes hate the rain.

Which is?

Sounds good, trying to get into the world of spiced liquors with fireball, better than I expected.

Depends on what you mean by that.

Yuuko*

Successful career, friends, and no drama.

>yuuko

dont betray me you know

you need to die or stop and be friends with me pick one Ill kill you

>esdeath

Doesn't matter

Life is about spinning something so it sounds good to everyone else

40% is plenty high for me
Why not?

>Alice

I mean, what boat are we both on, again?

Because snakes taste like chicken dipped in mudy water

The fuck you mean betray

>Yuno

The one that heaven's trying to sink, man the buckets and so on forth.

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