ITT: You post the girl you lost your virginity to

ITT: You post the girl you lost your virginity to

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She looks like a lesbian. Are you sure?

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I don't have her picture, but she had the nickname "Hairy Claire". And, uh, I've now got a hairy woman fetish.

FUUUUUUUCK NO.

>Irl

this one

Good times

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she looks like the type of girl to piss on you in the shower, confirm or deny please?

i was 17

just last week :^)

hailey sucked my shit dry too

Deny

Damn nice dude. She looks cute. Have anymore pics?

would you be up for it if she offered

moar

She was 14, but so was I. Pic only semi-related.

this cunt

in 1995 or 1996

Not really
Since, you know
we're not together anymore

dis. still prolly the best sex I've had too. She good!

Conrats Dude, she is hot.

I lost mine to Eden.

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just ones i can pull off her fb. haha she wont talk to me any more for some reason

no but if she showed up one day and was like, "let me piss on you", would you accept?

>haha
I know it hurts, user

Nope

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Fuck you, OP.

what if an absolutely 10/10 woman would sleep with you, but only if you first let her piss on you?

Don't worry about her Cred Forumsro, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

>So bad in bed the girl won't talk to you afterwards

Ouch. That cannot be good for your confidence, mate. You need to learn to fuck her right in the pussy!

Jo Biden is a pedophile... Shad was spot on.

Women don't piss on you. You piss on women. Else you might as well cut off your penis and let your 'woman' start pegging you, or trade her in for that properly hung man you always secretly craved. Faggot.

haha actually she got way into it, and came a few times. I think she is just feeling some self shame about it now...

Maybe...?¿

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one more. any anons interested in her?

A guy in a wig isn't a girl

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Is she already in a relationship with someone else? What else is there to be embarrassed about? I've had fairly pure girls go from ass to mouth in moments of complete ecstasy and even they don't feel shameful enough afterwards to not talk anymore. It's not really a legitimate response that an adult should have.. Though based on her nose-thing I guess I shouldn't have assumed any sort of maturity.

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looks like someone to have fun with

Jokes on you - It's 04:29am here in Eastern Europe right now as I am starting to write this post, and I won't repost your shitty image - There's absolutely nothing that would bring me to do such a stupid and foolish and thing, and furthermore I think that you should feel ashamed for po

The more I think about it, the more I believe there is a very small chance she might be in a relationship. although, we met on a dating site, hooked up 3 days later, and I still see her online on the site almost every day...

On the right, wish I could fuck her again...

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I want to believe there are actually people who jack off like this

She was completely crazy
In a good way

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Looks like you just need about $200 to make it happen.

I wouldn't mind another go now.

Good times

Here you go.

Fyi this is her now...

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Both of these girls. Lost my v card in a 3 way when I was 16. Only pic I could find with both of them.

Of course you did.

i was extraordinary lucky

What year did you graduate?

Better pic?

I used to be a good looking scene Kid, and I was the only kid in high school with a tattoo.

2010 why?

Yep

So she's very likely a serial cheater. If you hooked up at her place, try to figure out if a guy lives there or if she's connected with someone one social media, and tell him about it. You can do it anonymously, of course. You get to see her life ruined for shits and giggles AND you are also making the world better in a vigilante'ish sort of way at the same time. You can become the super hero that the world deserve.

You're a fucking liar then. That pic isn't from the the late 2000s.

Oh so how is it in prison?

They're in college now -_-

Three years ago, met at a performance arts academy gathering. Still see each other every few weeks.

Prison? What are you talking about? I didn't go to prison.

Not sure how you think that helps your statement. Do you know what year it is?

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no way, I fucked olivia last year

I'll look into it. She actually did message me 1 time, a week after I had been trying to get a hold of her, she texts me with this
>"I'm really sorry man, I've just been going through an odd time and it was just an impulsive act on my part. Nothing against you."

It just gets more confusing...

I don't understand why I'm being called a liar because I picked a picture from last year.

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shit that's nasty

maybe because you lied about fucking them in the first place. The internet knows all user...

I'm need even lying. But alright w/e.

looks skankier but still fuckable

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That looks like Amber... 0.o

her

Samantha
Chicago

who is amber ?
but most definetly not

Nice.

I knew a girl that constantly tried to temp me from my wife with that same face.

Got any more?

Amber is my aunt's grandma's daughter.

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nice

coulda done worse...right?

them fucking teeth

Not really. Wouldn't fuck her with someone elses dick

pretty cute actually

Looks like everyone forgot how to be honest

Walrus?

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Sorry, but OP's mom can't fit in a single picture

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first BJ. does that count?

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lol this thread is full of liars


>mfw faces of Cred Forums threads are full of teenagers and uglyshits and all these women are in their early twenties and 10/10

>nothing is real
>nothing ever happened
>everyone ever is a failure

I've done worse user. She was probably fun.

you can always spot the virgins in these threads too.

>mfw he is right

I was honest. Not saying which one my post is though

people on Cred Forums dont get laid...
people who get laid use Cred Forums

just remember it that way

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>Cred Forums - Random
>The stories and information posted here are autistic work of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a retarded fool would take anything posted in this faggot board as a fact.

KEK

Not bad, eh? Rate?

any nudes?

kekekek

ah hero, faggot

Today OP was a faggot

reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/539bye/20f_would_really_like_some_opinions/

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>implying any of these were real other than the fat one

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This one's real
Had nudes before, but fucked up and lost em

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She was so tight. It was her first time too.

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shes 14 im 17

not the nigress

2qt4me

she was 13 at the time

lost my v card to her

svensk?

im 12 and what is going on

reported

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Ja svensk:)

U think these girls are 10/10? I feel bad for ur standards the girl I lost to wasmaybe 6.5/10 last girl I was fuckjng was a 9-10/10

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right

its an interesting pattern. Most of these girls are hot, definitely fuckable, but they all have something a little off about them

but maybe thats because i watch too much porn

That's your step sister

fan va gött. Hon va snygg. Jag förlora oskulden till en som var 15, jag var 21 ;D hennes föräldrar godkände hela skiten med. För hon var deppig och hade dåliga vänner. ASL? Hurgammal var du när du knulla henne?

Mine got crazy later. She was definitely still off when she was young though.

crazy lookin name, Мирела

Lost mine to her.

Kek

Chicago wut part, don't know her but I'm interested now

Jag var 16 tror jag , kanske 17:D

shit. Varför är du uppe så sent förresten nigga?

gå, snälla. båda två.

this chick.

fan är ditt problem?

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beautiful! WHere is she from, where you from?

ITT: A gaggle of lying, kiss less virgins play make believe.

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and another.

germany

ni behöver mental hjälp

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Sehr Gut. Und wie alt bist du und sie wann du diese mädchen gefickt haben ;D ?

she looks mint man, i would slam that

No shit. Är uppe klockan 04:44. Antagligen du med. Jag har sömnproblem och är deppig >=(

wir waren 16, lange her

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Did the male cum in you, son?

Right anons, I need your help. I've met this nymphomaniac girl and I'm a 26 years old virgin. Things are going pretty well and she thinks I'm not virgin yet so I have some questions:

>does nympho girls care about dick size/girth? (mine is just average)
>implying the first answer is "yes", does the jelqing method works?
>is pussy THAT different from masturbation/flashlights? (except warmth)

thanks in advance Cred Forumsros

>the girl you lost your virginity to
>Implying we men have Hymen

would be nice if i even had a picture of the girl i first banged. that was 15 years ago

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jag är deprimerad, också. det är fortfarande tidigt här i amerika. den verkliga depression kommer att sparka in i ett par timmar.

not the prettiest, but she had nice tits.

when I was 15

Ta han dom dig. Önskar dig lycka och framgång /b roder

Him, but I can't remember his name.

Bendyourdick Cucumberpatch?

She's pretty. Are you good friends with her?

>using a pic from a thread couple of days a go

Nice

from my own thread.
cant get her off my mind right now

ITT: Liars

>I'm a virgin, so everyone else must be too!

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Everyone ITT is much younger than me. I am 41 yrs old and still a kissless virgin.

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Get a hooker.

Me again, this is amazing how are you little fags losing your Virginity to such high raters? I was expecting to see a whole lot of practice girls, has my youth- is my life really this terrible?

I'd rather stay a virgin.

how tf did that happen i posted a reg pic

Girl on left

I'll never find a pic, it was 23 years ago

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and bad liars.

How in the HELL are you 41 and a virgin?? I'm 41 too, lost mine at 18 and I thought that was a little late. But 41 and still a virgin??

She was such a cutie in the sack

I know a guy like you. He has no clue how to talk to women. Like they might as well be a different species or not even speak his language. I'm sure his super right-wing religious stance doesn't help though.

Pic related... oh wait.

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i win. i beat all of you.

I had a sandwich with A LOT of mayo on it today and now my farts stink really bad and I feel dangerously close to pooping a little I also have a fan blowing my farts at me and I'm only marginally enjoying it.

The one in the middle, leather jacket

She had a nice ass, but her tips were damn near nonexistent. At the time, she was 18, I was 17.

*tits

Not a single fucking picture here is legit. Fucking losers.

>her tips were damn near nonexistent

Well no shit, its a known fact that niggers never tip.

kek

Some prostitute in a brothel in mexico, about 6 weeks ago.
I didn't stay hard very long and barely felt anything, because of my raw cock (friction burns from dry death grip masturbation addiction) and because of the thick condom.

Ended up talking to her a lot longer than fucking her. Paid $110 for 35 minutes. Was with her for around 2 hours. She gave me her number after, told me to text her.

All in all, 7/10. Would probably do it again.

Sounds like the kissless virgin is triggered

Was 8 years ago

>Implying OP isn't a femanon faggot

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best day of my life :^)

All of these girls are ugly as shit lmao

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Did she spit or swallow?

At 16

This post reminds me of that candlejack meme from a while ba

Bitch is like 42 in this pic

Yea, aint got any youth picture

Pic related

Yee

I was thinking the same thing

I would still fuck her. She looks like she gives dry handjobs and wonders why you aren't getting hard

Everyone is dying in here i swea

I miss her more than I thought I would..... Been in other relationships since, but she really was there love of my life..... Still regret moving away for college..... Gd it...

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Get the fuck over it faggot. There are literally billions of women in the world. There's one you would be perfectly happy with within 100 miles of you guaranteed. High school marriages have a 50% divorce rate so take it as a blessing.

Lol not even kidding, was shared virginity... Then she became a stripper after I broke up with her.

i lost ot with a prostitute.. i even told her i loved her and kissed her all night long.. stupid little boy!!