Where the FUCK is the face rate thread?

Creepy looking weirdo with raper face. Probably gay baby raper. Doesn't bathe. Has false teeth. No actual testicles. Takes hormones. Was female at birth. Hairline getting higher. Tells stupid, unfunny jokes. Smells like dirty socks.

I think you're mistaken

You're sideways.

From the LL Bean Gay Woodsman collection

CAUSE IMA FAYGET

Not OP, but that looks like a short disconnected undercut.

It looks like sheit.

That's a strong jaw, Jesus Christ.

8/10. How tall are you?

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5'10 my good sir

Projecting much?

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Yeah I bet you were here in 05 you fuckin candy ass

I want this thread here, not in some retarded shitplace called /soc/.
I suppose you faggots aren't gonna do shit about it either.

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>projecting much?

That's it? That's your rebuttal? At least try to put some effort into it. Jeebus.

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Tell the uggos ITT to start first

That's a tasty quiff 8/10

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are you a man boy?

Heyoo

i want to kiss you

show dick

FEMININE PENIS WHEN???

Naah i'm woman mate

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You're shitting up one of these threads again

Thats lewd, satan

I'm actually improving these threads. especially this one.

If the premise of the thread were "post cute guys," then yes, you'd be contributing. But that's not what the thread is about--it's about people posting themselves, without regard to how attractive they are, and then socializing or rating or whatnot. Spamming the thread with pics of people who obviously aren't you does not contribute, if anything, it prolly has the opposite effect

you really aren't

k

this isn't your remedial English class, no platitudes or empty compliments here.

Idk what that means. All I'm getting at is that you could go to /hm/, or make your own thread on Cred Forums if this is the sort of content you like. No reason to shit on other people's threads

I don't have the crayons to explain Cred Forums to you, but you'll get it eventually

you are very attractive

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Really?

hot
9/10

Yo yo niggas 100000000

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4.5/10
5/10
5.5/10
5.5/10
6/10
6/10
6/10
8.5/10
7.5/10

dead serious

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Thanks very much! I don't see how, i've not got any good features but thanks regardless.

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let's fuck shit up =]

Relatively recent

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this belongs on /soc/, what are mods doing ?

Great hair and beard dude

Hot moar

Sleeping.
Thanks, user. The hair was a gift (genetic) from my mother. The beard came about from sheer laziness.

Who is this, forgot his name

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^ y'all are both pretty hot.

are you a boy

You kind of look like Mark Pellegrino.

why would he be wearing a paper bag inside his house

ew. i wouldn't titfuck you with my own ass

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Re-Rate with dis sweet angel and zoolander blue steel and tell me i'm 5.5...

Check'd

Dude that is really you? You lokk like a fucking model. It may be stupid or at least shallow, but I didn't think people who look like that lurk Cred Forums

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What the fuck is going on with these eyebrows?

eyebrows

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are you saying i should pluck my eyebrows?

nature?

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i'm saying your eyebrows look like dog shit

Nice thanks man

So nobody's gonna talk about his gay hairdo? Just focus on the not really spectacular eyebrows?

Rate me Cred Forums. Don't be harsh. Going to post my girlfriend next.

Ugly kuks

Ok Cred Forums what about me? I know the lighting is weird but still...

But at least you have a nice hat and beard growth (though you might rethink your beardstyle)

you look normal

Here's another one...I'm trying to do the duck lips thing. Rate pls

You look like a bit of an asshole.

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My mother says I'm really handsome in this one, what do you guys think?

Oh here's one of me enjoying a lollipop...sexy right?

thank you, they are spectacular.

You dimbulb

Smile, son.

I have never heard that word. Thank you.

Weaboo/10
Would not bang

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Not really. They're slightly bushy and chaotic. Certainly a stark contrast to your hair, I'll give you that

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Tintin haircut.
5.5/10 would not bang
Shave head
7/10 would bang

Get rid of half assed beard
8/10 would bang

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Hipster/10
Would not bang

which is weird, usually he'd need his gay haircut do bang you faggot

hipster?

Rockin the receding hairline haircut fairly young there

How does a 10 year old grow a beard?

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7/10
Would bang

I'm not a fucking hipster
fuck you

I'm told I have a nice smile. Camera angle's shit on my laptop and the lighting's bad, so whatever.

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Right here

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got a better lit pic?

Sup fags

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Niggers

:)

texan?

Do you think you are white? Nigger, please.

rate

Why does everyone think I'm from Texas.

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well, are you from thereaboots?

Tooyoung

F orientation

cuz you are

serious

nah just trans

fuck off Blake shelton

No I'm from indiana

obviously I'm 100 percent sub Saharan African.

oh. even so, you should post a pic actually facing the camera

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My orientation dun got fucked

Farmer's son? and foreskin removed in that fine state perchance?

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No

Ugly retarded faggot

Blake, top kek. Fuck country

Are you going for the beavis and butt head look?

Not sure if male or female

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7.5, mormonesque too

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Is this any better?

Not a farmers son, dad was a deadbeat so my grandparents took me in. Grandson of a trucker/mechanic

very dutch

interesting. but what about the second question above?

I got a 'stache. The bong's just covering it up. Here's another picture of me.

dick or gtfo

What makes u say that?

Rate me with my hair tied niggerd

Yea, you're a 6-6.5, consider a modest haircut

that's a trap

I'm the spooky looking dude.

don't hurt me baby
or you will spend your life
in sincere misery

These threads are fucking retarded. I'm going to partake.

That's a nice beard, user.

>where is the face rate thread

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I gotchu, holmes.

U couldnt look like more of a woman if u tried 4/10 girl 2/10 guy

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I'm actually very masculine thank you

Pretty good beard/10
I dislike buzz cuts, so I can't comment there. Nice eyes.

Shit yeah I forgot mom got mydick cut so it would be easier to clean. I don't mind it tbh. Though I wish I had a dick hider sometimes
It's getting long but I normally cut it twice a year.

how do people post their fucking faces here?

like, do you not know anybody?

gotcha. then were you also left with a thin brown/tan line from it? and interesting that you know it was your mom's call, sometimes it's the dad who decides (cuz he has the penis and whatnot)

do you know where you are lol

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Right here op
igenapps.com/Apps/View/Index/1314828

So...you're basically black?

I never leave my house, haha

Haha...

Thanks. I haven't done anything with it. I'm just letting it go. Occasionally brushing it.

I thought you were a chick from the thumbnail and a few seconds on the big picture. If that man booby was hidden from the shirt being a little lower, I'd say girl.

Otherwise you look like a trap partially dolled up.

This is the second time someone asked me if I had a dark brown line from my foreskin being cut off. What the fuck lmao. No I don't have the brown line idk why everyone else does mine is the same shade as the rest of my cock

handsome school shooter/10

>Eat shit

You're a meme and I like that.

Hey, thanks. I'm glad someone finally recognises me as the man I am.

I know lots of people none of them are here

Are you actually a grill?

prove w/ a quick pic?

Nice, and don't remember asking myself. but if you don't mind another question, if you have any brothers were they snipped too?

I've been on Cred Forums so long, I really don't mind being used for entertainment. It's bound to happen.

Dumping moar of me.

When his height starts with 5...

I already posted plenty of my dick on here. I was asked that last time. Is this a scam. Are you going to steal my credit card?
In all honesty I haven't ever seen my brothers dick.

not shitskin, cute eyes..needs to smile and show poon.
The girl in this picture is gorgeous. Now post your face user

8-9/10

for that shitty headset im putting you down to a 4/10

err...nope. have no idea how I could get your credit card info from a dick pic. though if you've posted in the past, a quick pic now would be appreciated

Gotcha. Interesting you don't know, most brothers do...but if he was snipped, would it have been done before or after you were, chronologically speaking?

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thx

post dick ;)

why nobody rates ugly people?

Babyface

The same reason you didn't have a prom date.

r8

Spic

nice goatee juan

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because I didn't go to prom?

No, I'm a guy! My hair is up, I don't have breasts and what girl dresses like this? None.

Oh, I'll use for entertainment.

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Oh so handsome, oh so strong. Tell me stories of distant shores all night long OP.

install gentoo

That's the spirit. You better fucking start.

I'm ok with this

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Wrong board. Fried chicken and watermelon talk don't happen 'round these parts.

FUCKING NORMIES

>Blackface.jpg
This post was the worst option for you user

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take off that nose ring bullshit. It doenst make you original only more of a normie.
Other than that you seem alrigh

Hey r8

white as fuck/10

respect for that beard m8

you know that feeling when you're in like a grocery store or something and you see a super attractive person
and your heart kinda skips a beat and for a moment you secretly fall in love with a stranger
yeah this just happened. you look really nice.

7/10 become anything but a ginger
+1 for beard

I'm done answering questions about my little brother's cock.
I'm done answering questions about dicks in general

Great viking beard 7/10

Still alive?

>Snapchat.jpg

Only my beard is red. No one in my family has ever had red hair either so I don't know where it came from. Sorry

fuggggg.. who is this grill user?

Nice hat, nice hair, nice beard

You want her nudes?

Cute smile

dump'em fam

Thanks. I do what I can.

You have GBS.

Ginger beard syndrome. It is common, and doesn't mean you're Ginger. You're still human

We coulda been bros

>NOT!

Little bit douche

dubs dont lie.

I'm so sorry you have that disorder then. Make the best of life with those genes.
>Think about your future children, imagine their suffering because of this defect

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Coulda, we are!

Yeah it's a terrible condition I have. As well as this gay man bun that my girl at the time wanted me to rock for this wedding. Biggest regret of my life sorry again

st paddy's beard syndrome

>Me & my spic goatee

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