I need a snek thread

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NOPE

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kek

*Danger Noodle*

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contribooting

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lol silly snek

Kek

Fookin' ell m8

I believe that is a "glass lizard," not an snek.

fucking dumbass....its a "snake".

I'm guessing you failed out of grammar school, LOL

remember to swap hands after 99 tugs

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Snek is Cred Forumstard

>mouse sensitivity too high

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what's going on here?

I have a clutch that's about to hatch. They're Ball Pythons and the pairing was a 0.1 Mojave Bumblebee x 1.0 Pastel Lesser Poss. YB

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This egg has a big window in it and you can see the snake inside. The pattern looks like a lesser but as time has gone on, it looks more like a pastel lesser.

snek likes boobs

lols

underratted post

Damn, imagine how it would look like if it were venomous.

Snek on snek crime

Hope you get a nice yield.
I got a normal male but I'm looking at getting a female this November a local reptile expo. I'm thinking something either axanthic or a something banana.
Here's my female RTB. Just a year old.

Saw this on Facebook earlier today with the same line. Funny as fuck

>facebook

checkem

Oh my gosh shes beautiful whats her name?

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Can't wait till she's a good 6+ feet.

I also have a RTB. What expo are you going to be going to?

just curious
when did Cred Forums start using the term "snek"?

>posting JPEG of a WEBM
KYS

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>Facebook
>not even once

nice

SO CLOSE

Probably after reddit

Stheno.
It's Medusa's immortal sister. Was said to have red scales and feathers and be the most bloodthirsty of the Gorgon sisters.
I feel like it's a fitting name for a red tail boa, plus she eats like a champ.

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Why is it doing that? Are sneks sensitive to microwaves?

This is the tank I keep my RTB in. he's over 5 feet.

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White Plains in NY. I went last year. A lot of great vendors. Good prices too. I got Stheno there for like $230

I have 12 Ball Pythons in this rack here. On the floor is my incubator where I have the 5 eggs.

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Don't understand the pairing info, but they're very cool. Didn't know that snek eggs had windows.

Lemme guess ... nerve gas ?

I go the the Manchester, NH one. This is my baby snake rack that I made the other day for my hatchlings

Nice. I love how RTB's heads look when they get big. It just looks fearsome. How old is this one? Name?

Pretty hot desu

Also, I'm not sure why this picture uploaded sideways. It's oriented correctly on my computer.

female was a Mojave Bumblebee and the male was a Pastel Lesser (possible yellowbelly)

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That's a good sized male. I gotta find a way to keep my tank better heated in winter. Glass sucks at regulating temps. I'm thinking of wrapping the back and sides with cardboard. Thoughts?

He's probably about 2. He's like 5 feet and about 3 lbs. His name is Kevin which is a long story as to how he got that name

How long is that likely to take? I don't know how long they live.

Is that why those little typewriters are called stenographs?

Cover the screen with aluminum foil and use two lamps. Provide some belly heat if necessary. RTBs are a little more resilient than BPs so they can handle temperature fluctuation a little better. The cold side of my tank is usually 83 and the warm side is like 87+

hey user, i didnt see you at the circle jerk this evening... were you cheating on us with 4chanz again? im gonna have to downvote you

1.0 male
0.1 female
0.0.1 unknown

also used to describe a batch of animals i.e. in 3.6.1: 3 males, 6 females and one unknown in this batch.

Insert a plethora more of ./number combos for gender studies enthusiasts.

Black taipan bit his tongue

Sweet. What type of trait is axanthic? I saw a Pastel Axanthic online and I NEEED one. So fucking beautiful. But it's gunna big $

DO A BARREL ROLL

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Is this what Mexican oilfield jobs are like?

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TY.

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skek

It's getting its hot pocket

king cobra?

I don't even have a username on reddit.

Bite the titty
Do it now

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this is adorable

>At parents house
>Hanging out in the back yard
>Twilight
>Cool outside
>Nice
>Need to pee
>Whip at dick
>Start peeing
>Look down
>Corn snake
>I peed on a snake and it didn't care

Snakes are cool looking

This is my setup for my male BP Hebi and female RTB Stheno. By next year Stheno will need the whole thing for herself.

I will try that. Right now my temps are around 75 and basking is like 80.
I know that's way too low :(

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Forgot pic.

Around the time monster musume started gaining steam.

That's a hell of a free gift.

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Is this the ratbro thread?

My corn snake.

youtube.com/watch?v=wz2opOBqClo

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>top ten most dangerous snakes in the world

What is sexiest snek?

>i'll do what i want mom

Snek is not for sexi, snek is for snoot boop

It's gonna be OK, Bojangles.

Blue eyed Lucy. Hands down. I would stop jerking off for a year for one.

Vietnamese blue beauty snake

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omfg

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Are they bitey? All picture on google images seem to show them with their mouths opens.

>1st birthday

40 in human years

It's... "Jingles"

My snek

I like the color and scale pattern but the lack shape of the head is weird for me. Need that look on a ball python

Bitch, accept the sand.

I personally fancy the SideWinder

This is some Mandella effect type shit right here. I swear to God it was bo-jangles. How am I supposed to make this shit up.

How is this head not perfectly worm like?

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Almost stepped on this.

I prefer white cinder.

heh

off topic but why aren't all house bricks this size? It would make building houses faster

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Alright. This one does look badass. Despite having no neck.

>sssnekurity
ftfy

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_9IHXvGrQ

roasting a bowl and trying to watch this shit

sand boas are neat but i'm not sure i have the motivation to keep a snek that is basically the same as keeping a very large superworm as a pet. Under substrate all the time, only see it when i bring it out to hold for a bit.

Do snakes comprehend?

You clearly have no taste in sneks.

bethesda_item_physics.webm

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How the fuck do sneks fly?

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FAIL

there is a gif that would disagree

lost my shit

What size?

thats not a snake