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7.8

That high? Damn... I thought I would be like a 5 or lower

You look so bored. Also get a haircut, you fucking degenerate.

5/10 (would've been 6/10 if you had rotated the image before posting)

Tips:
eat carrots, drink water, chew gum and start running
i'd reccomend starting smoking as well because you look like you're 15 years old)

>recommending starting smoking
Ok user, I'll take that into consideration..

On a serious note what will eating carrots and chewing gum do for me?

Define your jaw line

Ahh and the running and water?

Besides the obvious reasons of course

Reduce puffiness/redness of your cheeks. Also, general health. It's not something to worry about too much though.

Thanks user I'll take your advice

Don't start smoking though, that was a joke

Yeah, I kinda knew that... Tbh you're one of the coolest guys have very met on Cred Forums, thanks.

get a fucking room

Faggot detected

>i'd reccomend starting smoking as well because you look like you're 15 years old
How to be a fucking retarded

yes, retard

How old do you think about look user?

tschhh nothing personel kiddo..

Don't know if you already do but you should look at some other boards as well. Cred Forums is more than just porn threads and shitposting. The culture on the other boards obviously take a bit longer to get into, but there's less retards like this guy

How often do you think about your sentences?

I'm just asking, I'm 19 but just wanted to ask.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm just asking because that sentence made no sense.

I rate this thread cancer / cancer

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Name one type of regular Cred Forums thread that isn't cancer

>regular
>not cancer

then this thread is 1

You will grow into a fairly decent Jack Black

2/10 max

OP here, that was actually funny, I'll hand it to you that.

You look like you already have a receding hairline. Don't worry though, just have all those guys cum in your hair instead of your mouth and you should be good. 3/10

I'd say 6.5/10
You have very nice eyes and eyebrows

Kek, I don't think it's a receding hairline I've just had a large forehead since I was a kid.

Thanks

>Big forehead
>Shitty genetic ratios
>Grows a comb-over to make up for faggotry
2.5/10

>being this edgy

keked

>an
> underachiever

You should become one

You look like Maisie's twin brother, Gaysie.

OP here. That's fucking great, dude I actually keked