If I invited /b to my wedding, would people actually show up?

If I invited /b to my wedding, would people actually show up?
> pic unrelated

no.

dont be such a pessimist

uh friends and family go to weddings. why would anyone?

OP here - a pic from the moment when she said yes

Will there be alcohol?

open bar, 4 hrs

hey dude, can you help my dad kick my ass? he's really upset I drank the last Pepsi and told me I have to go find three friends to help him kick my ass.

that pinky is incredibly disconcerting

This triggered my hand fetish. Moar

Where at?

would you bring some sort of gift?

only if u pay for my travel

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If I come, yes

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Where is it at?

woah she got a mutant hand

really depends where, like im an Aus fag, if in america or some shit hell no, if in Australia hell yea

kek

weedings are just a waste of money, no body will thank you afterwards, they are there only to eat, get wasted and see a loser marry another loser so they can have more loser kids, just like your parents did.

>t. loser

A well put and thoughtful response user.

Only if pic is related