Waifu claiming thread

Good ol me

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still here

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That is most definitely a loli pokemon.
School started back up, so pretty bleh.
Alice-u.
Smug.

>Best fox claimu

That's still fairly soon though.

Listening to anything?

That's assuming I'm not all ready...

how long are you going to keep this up?

Shiru*pats*

Tenryuu claimed

Then it'll be easier to drink you under the table. Prepare your KD.

>Marple east or west?

Just lay on your back and itch with you left leg a few times.

Well, the benefits of a cynical view on life.

rude.

you make no sense.

Gardy claimed.
oh my :^)

Im definitely hoping so.
I have a store exclusive. $150 AUD for 500 ml. But it is stupidly good. Tastes like honey going down, coffee and chocolate as air hits your tongue. Can only buy it at the warehouse stores.

I pod broke today. My reputation as the kid with headphones on all the time is in the toilet.

Dud.

I suppose.
You make no sense man!
How're you doing?

I would fuck every waifu here except tomoko.

And no, not listening to anything.

You can hear your music, no?

Is it?

You aren't george takei!

True, a pessimist is never disappoint.

If I haven't stopped by before that tell me if it all went alright.

Even Miia?

Claimed.

Except I don't share genus names with the cow.

True, but since you're all foxes, accuracy is moot.

Oh, right, no stitches, sorry! I see you around, though! Gym was nice but doing squats/back then riding the train for 4 hours was brutal.

Nah man, you can't "balance it out". That's not how nutrition works. You can't eat infinite vegetables and then eat whatever you want. Not saying an occasional pizza isn't great or is wrong, or trying to get down on you.

>Suika claim

Like remembering to swap ammos depending on the enemy..

Pretty alright, nothing to complain about

I assume I have to preorder to have access to the closed alpha

>They're right :^)
Drink at your pace, buddy

My liver ought to take a heavy hit because of you
I'm ready to die in the name of crippling alcoholism
>east

Mia is too trash to be a waifu

Kinda...

Whorebocaust

Impressive, how many hours a day should I practice.
I've been DOXXED! Red alert!

Hello all

shiro

That does help pretty much with pseudo giants and controllers.

Working on this bottle of alcohol with BRB, killing self

Same here. Its my last year though

Probably, I got mine off some generous soul on reddit

I don't see why you couldn't still wear head phones without music playing. If you're here i assume you're anti social anyways. It may not be a surprise to people.

Hello
Today is a day

Sorta?

Just double post her~

Hah!
I knew I would get you!

o/

true.

you have no way of knowing how good or bad of a girl I am.

You are too trash to be any were but a landfill

sup mayne been a minute. watching me sum sword art rn.

Good. I'm doing okay myself, tired though.
Hi.
How're you doing?
Now admit that Sylveon is a loli pokemon.

Shut the fuck up slavfag

Now you want me to try some. Maybe i should go to my whisky store of trust. Local stuff. TenTen would recommend.

But he's more surprised and satisfied if things go positive.
>Why are gas masks so nice?

Well, canadian versus german.
Epic drink battle. Tho you can train until summer next year.

1 hour per day should be enough.

Maybe I do~

no. because he is not.

What is this thing btw?

that's quite the >implication

was about to play a game

the pokemon sylveon. from gen six. a fairy type eevee evolution

Totally a loli pokemon!
A loli pokemon named Sylveon.
Nice. What game? As for myself, I'm just watching some YouTube.

Very true.
Because they fit so well and if you're not dumb you know how not to run out of breath when wearing one.

That makes sense but I guess I like the image of being a music lover not that I have to listen to it the thought of ignoring people solely w/ headphones comes off as lazy,

I try.

Today is a day, but is it THE day?

Hello, how goes your night?

Its been more than a minute, where have you been off to?

Heyo, you been up to much?
School still boring?

Ah, well at least you seem to be enjoying yourself.

You'll hear from my lawyers about this! I'm suing your for infringing upon my privacy >:^(
Thank you sensei, I will take your teachings to heart and learn the dead opossum. It might take decades, but I will try my best.

the crew. some free game from ubisoft. cool

>Build Drakgoon
>Oh cool, it's a Flak Cannon
>That shoots fucking marshmallows

I never thought I would dislike a shotgun.

Fists of terror

Those names give me ptsd
And their appearance makes it worse

No balls, bet you won't

Lucky bastard

How about some sleep?

I expect some shenanigans and rambling about who fucking knows
Next year? Hopefully I'll be on holiday at that time
>assuming I they accept my enlistment in the first place

Then maybe I should call you "Uncle" because of the constant drinking

Ah, thank you

I didn't see it before, but now i can't stop seeing it

Give me your dog

Have you charged the shot?

>Ran-sama

you're like a crazy person. why must he be a loli?

to be silly? because that's all I'm seeing.

ugh not you too

Can't be bothered to try anymore :|

Pretty good, but now I am grumpy because it's not looking like there will be an episode of Re:Zero released tomorrow

Come at me, my lawyers are the best!

Oh you!

Controllers are pretty easy to kill if you have some grenades or happen to own a M203 or GP-25 under your gun's barrel.

Making a couple friends and joining the military. Oddly enough a nickname for my ex used to be "squiggle" don't know where it came from.
ahh the typical anime mallet I can't get enough of.
good kitty.. what game?

i looked about the dojo. pretty big place

Not really, no. Just been listening to some music really these days. And watching college football.
School has just gotten worse than boring really. But I'll survive.
Soon. Like in half an hour or so.
The small figure, it being cute.

I mean...it is a fairy type pokemon
How many fairies you know that aren't lolis?

Yeah, that is why I say it's a Flak Cannon.

>wide spread of bouncing marshmallows
>or you can fire a concentrated BIG marshmallow

Yeah, all of that was completed before I restarted. Most of the research too. I am gonna take credit for researching the Ack and Brunt along with the Silva Aegis tho. Sword and Board is always fun.

I own one, you need to get used to it, bunt then they're nice to wear.

Take your time

Well i hope that i'll have holidays next week. Or that i can take 3 weeks.
>Enlisting for what?

oh me.

well, they are similar I guess. but sylveon is not a loli. sylveon is a pokemon.

what if he's the type of fairy who's just a fruity gay guy?

the crew. some free ubisoft game.
well i started making a vasto before i stopped. i still need to get a new sword and primary going

>>>
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My waifu actually does have stitches. They're just covered up most of the time. So yea, that's something me and Fran share.
Sylveon is a loli pokemon!

I might join you on that endeavor.

Good eye sight~.

How's it going, Boss?

Who was playing? Haven't really caught up with the season yet. Troubleshooting some tech problems for family.

Best Swordsman.

Oh?

You oh!

Anime is for betas, pedos, and queers.

Get Orthos.

It's pretty good, maybe you're just fighting higher level enemies with an unranked weapon?

And Silva and Aegis is pretty bad right now

Welcome to Cred Forums newfag. Enjoy your fucking stay.

Same, it's not really rocket science to wear one.

Then he'll be welcomed here. 1/3 of the people here are gay.

No, you cant have my doggos. Ill share my puppy, but you cant steal him

Damn, it will be out before you know it. Are you on the rem train as well? I should probly start watching it since so many people enjoy it

im sorry boat, you and smug asked for it! I have to keep my title as grandmaster fister

What area did you go into? Thats a neat nickname, pretty unique and cute

Ive been doing the same. Since you listen to a lot of music, have you ever thought of writing your own?

Nebraska and Oregon. Nebraska secured the win, 35-32.
NFL time tomorrow though, no clue what games I'm going to be watching.

what is it? can i just buy it from the market.

Gonna go play some War Thunder, I'll see you guys in a bit
I have Perry Mason as a lawyer. prepare to get FUCKED!
Wise words

you play warframe? i just picked it up because my roommate plays it @_@

strongly disagree.

yeah, gays tend to have a stronger showing in these types of places I've noticed.

OK beta-pedo-faggot, enjoy being in your 50's sleeping next to a cum covered waifu pillow. Fucking degenerate

Yeah I was. Doing Draco cause why not. Still managed to get to 30min before my pub squad dipped out. Luckily muh Jat Kitty and Lex could support me after about 20 minutes.

I know I shouldn't judge a weapon until I have used it and ranked it up with some mods, but maaaan I was expecting something a bit more powerful.

Yes, you can buy the BP from the market. It's a dual bladed polearm.

Yep. Shit's fun but soul draining.

oh fuck no, anyone who is on the rem train is delusional.
It would make NO sense for him to go with rem after the entire premise of the show is him going after whatshername!!!

I am my own lawyer!
Undiscovered talent!

I will. Thank you. You enjoy being an internet tough guy who does no wrong. You piece of shit.

It's a brewer Asuka! Haven't seen you in a while. How've you been?
You're just in denial.
I have not really.

its pretty tolerant of my drunkenness.

Oh, well, then!

Gas masks suck if you've ever actually had to use them.

I can try to talk you out of joining.

Fucking knew it :^)

Isn't ammo for 'nade launchers expensive?

I see

That'll be a huge break if you manage to get 3 weeks
You sure we can't have the match then? :^)
>just an infantryman

I didn't lose an eye for nothing~

It's going alright, may or may not get myself drunk tho
Yourself?

We'll get ya next time, lil' mug
We'll get ya..

Tell me where you live so i can "share" him.

Cred Forums really does make people gay.
Thank god i have my waifu for protection

Yeah I haven't posted in a minute but have been lurking, I see your new and fit in so that's nice what's ur anime?
What's Orthos?
which begs the obvious question.. can you go wrong with a free game especially ubisoft.

or maybe you're the one not seeing the truth. you some kind of loli obsessed guy or something?

Ooooh I'm shaking, at least I got dignaty in real life and the internet. But you on the other hand are a beta IRL and online.

>dignaty

Stay in school.

Judging weapons before mods is definitely a bad thing, just look at the Opticor, it's horrible without firerate mods

I was blamed for turning a lot of people gay from the pony threads. 2011-12 was crazy times, man.

N-no... Totally not!
Yep. Any plans for your day?

Pretty much, but you can find ammo for them from stashes and if you're smart you won't use them until you run into something like a controller.

>dignity
>posts on Cred Forums

>correcting peoples grammer online
You showed me

[doubt]

Shhh you're not safe saying that here

oh ok ill get it then
well when it doesn't open and i cant figure out why yes

grammar and spelling are different things

[loli]

Spice and Wolf!
What's up?

It is pretty fun to run around at the speed of sound shootan guns and kiilan doods frunk as duck.

A dual bladed polearm.

Yeh, Yeh. Just based on how it fires right now I'm honestly thinking of just damage. Damage damage damage. Maybe fire rate. Punch Through doesn't seem as useful on this guy.

You probably won't regret it. I used it up until I got Orthos Prime.

>dignaty
Winners Don't Do Drugs
or post bait

Also, switched to computer, so I might lose any replies ... sorry.

We were going to go to Akihabara, but the weather is utter shit, and we still hurt from going to TGS yesterday (hence the 4 hour trainride). I want to go to the gym ... but again, I hurt.

Also, concur--it's a loli.

oh? how so?

we'll have to agree to disagree, shiro guy.

>Image

I used them already, a 15km march with it and a folding shovel poking your ass on the way isn't pleasing.
>know that feel

We'll see if we can, but should be easy outside of the basic training.
>not Navy
Well, then you hope that you have comrades which like to drink.

Pony fags get out etc.

>yuuko

Oh shit, you live in Japan?
Sounds fine.

Is it a weird love triangle in the show? I dont know much about it still.
Also, what is your waifu from?

I never thought about it much, but one day i just started and its pretty interesting. Maybe try one out sometimes and see where it leads? You never know

I will be the grandmaster forever bote. You cant stop my rein of grabbings

I live in texas currently friendo, come visit me and doggos. We can tag team pet him and make him a happy pup

>Also, concur--it's a loli.

oh, ha. even here, even 5 years later, huh? goodness.

I suppose so. Yea, I'll try it out sometime.

I thought so but that's before I realized that crazy people don't know that they are crazy xD
Haha gamer problems I don't have a single system anymore.. time for pokemon emulates
cute
Sounds cool, nothing much gonna go to my friends tomorrow and listen to some records maybe make a move.
>mumei

What model do you have? Also, did you have to MOPP up when you did it?

>Navy
Enjoy your three hour tour. BT is easy. You won't fail out. Just remember that. Not because the military is desperate, honestly, but you will be amazed how many things you can get done in a day and what you can actually do.

I used to, but I'm back in Japan now for my job.

Look you nigger Suika is like 900 years old.

where did my "UGH" go?

Alright then, I'll keep that in mind when I start a new game
Any difficulty setting you recommend?

Alright then, if I get accepted, basic should be during the winter, I'll freeze my balls off
>what's the point if all the shipfus are dead?
If I have comrades like then, then I should be fine

Just you wait, the student surely will surpass the master soon

sure sure, that's a good cheat. I know the drill.

eh, kinda
but I guess it is one sided, which is actually fucking great when it comes to anime. there is a girl that likes the main guy, but he shuts it down when she tells him like any normal person would

make a move?

That's neat. I think I'd like to visit Japan someday, buy some weeb shit.

The difficulty doesn't really change much more than the damage you do and receive, so as long as you're a good shot you're all set.

Sure thing. I'll brib an old user from there out too.
4 some~

Old memes die hard

You're never leaving this place. It's too late.

Ayy when your home state wins that's always a pleasure. Might take a look at the schedule myself, already lost the motivation to support The Bears though.

Good to hear. Another fun night then I take it? Doing well, a tad busy. Everybody always calls you or needs help at the same time heh.

also Spice and Wolf

Oh and i'm going into aviation technician I get to work with flight programs :3

i dont know how long that took
i have 360s but i only play on my PC nowadays

Let's just say back when I quit I was trying to get Orthos Prime when they were tower drops, and I never got it. Only recently did a friend of mine give me the parts to it.

>BT is easy
ikr
> but you will be amazed how many things you can get done in a day and what you can actually do.
Sitting on my ass the whole day and getting paid a safe income is always fine. And i'm living the dream 24/7, so it can't get better.

> basic should be during the winter, I'll freeze my balls off
The balls aren't the problem, the feet are
>Wrap them into newspapers with some red pepper on them. Keeps warm.
>what's the point if all the shipfus are dead?
You're still on a bote.
>If I have comrades like then, then I should be fine
You'll drink stuff you've never heard of before.

Which Bears? College football or NFL? If referring to the NFL Bears, there's always a chance. Never give up.

maybe if I didn't already have a place to call home. who knows.

Ice Lady.
Well I get it, but its not like I eat pizza all the time, its occasional ^^

oh so its probably rare. i also unlocked Mars

I do not understand what you're talking about.

I bought some weeb shit. I got a Gundam EFSF shirt yesterday. I also have an awesome ricy lunchbox/bento. And a ton of other stuff, back home. Honestly, the weeb stuff is okay, but once you go to Niseko in Hokkaido or Kyoto, all the animes pale in comparison. Breathtaking beauty.

Careful with "technician", that's a catch-all. If you're a maintainer, so you can get your A&P and have a life after the military.

The military is what put me in Japan, so I can't complain. But unless you're planning to punch after 4 and take your GI Bill, I don't know if I'd recommend enlisting.

>Jay Cutler
That's the joke.

I was being retarded and judgmental. I apologize.
>dat gif

oh yes you do, lolicon.

If you like what you made you could always share it too
Played any good games lately?

True, thats how it goes sometimes. Some things just get the best of people ya know?
I think people always just worry to much and overreact
Flying stuff always seemed the coolest to me. Do you want to do work on them or fly them yourself?

ohoho, you think so young one? I will not let you surpass me easily! I will use my fists with full force if i must

So it sounds more quote unquote realistic huh, i dig it. Never heard of spice and wolf, ill make it the next thing i watch then
Been watching anything else or is this your new big thing?

Hes just a pup though, i dont know if he can handle that many people. He will be hitting critical pet levels captain

That's cute

Alright, thanks for the tips!
I'll get started somewhere around next week. I'll tell you how it goes if I see you on thread

>Implying I'm not sad drinking
Of course it is, That's good to hear man. And you just have to oblige, right? :^)

>Wrap them into newspapers with some red pepper on them. Keeps warm.
I see, I'll do that if I can find some
>You're still on a bote.
True, but I'd rather be infantry, it's attracting me more for some reason
>You'll drink stuff you've never heard of before.
I can't wait for that

No.. I'm sure of it! It will be hard, just like my fists, bit I'll succeed!

I wouldn't say rare, but it wasn't exactly common either. Good job unlocking Mars. The tile set is fukken heug so have fun. The boss is pretty easy once you learn his moves and phases. If you need some help, and if I feel like playing (sorry but even I get burnt out), just ask.

No problem man, always happy to help a fellow stalker.

I generally watch whatever is playing.
91 days, food wars, and this one I wasn't expecting called Alderamin on the Sky are good this season

God dammit, just because she has small tits does not mean she's a loli you tiedied hippie fox! And god dammit, another fox!

I'm drinking today too. It's okay. Just follow the rules: You cannot lose weight when drinking. You cannot drink two days in a row.

Also, are you gunning for the infantry or an Infantryman now?

Jay Cutler is not a joke! What do you mean!?
Sure he hasn't even mustered up a single 4,000 yard season in his entire span with the Bears, hasn't had more than thirty touchdown passes in a single season in his entire career, and LOVES throwing them picks, but he is still a reliable quarterback!
t. Saints fan
I don't play vidya anymore really.

I think over anything else I want to travel and I'll certainly be able to do that with the Navy but flying is not a big ambition of mine.
Thanks for the correction, even if you're drunk you're braincells can still kick in after all :3
we just got down talking about our type and i know she likes me so maybe just a smooch she doesn't get around so that's nice xD
>mumei

she's a loli, you're a lolicon. it's cool man, I'm not here to judge people.

ill let you know if i hit a wall

>Not eating pizza every day.
That's why you malfunction.

Hmm, interesting indeed.
>CC
Oh man, how long can you keep someone at a stand still?

Samurai!

>Go to try to turn on car
>Key won't budge
>Stuck in lock position
.....whelp, locksmith away! Seems the locks will be the FIRST thing I get fixed, rather than tires or the bushings.

Go for it, man!

Here's my waifu

How are you Suika, found any new songs?
youtube.com/watch?v=jyqWjl7GkCE

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