Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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We're drunk buddies now!
>You cannot drink two days in a row.
It always end badly for me when I do that..

I'm aiming to become an infantryman

still here

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It just feels right when Kyobot does it.

I watched Drew Brees play in college. It was great. Don't worry! Da Bears will just pay Cutler more and he'll do better!

Are you mocking me? Wait. I'm confused. I meant watch it with recruiters using "technician" because all recruiters are snakes. ALL recruiters.

(You)

Too early for frozen locks. Did you try vigorous manual stimulation?

mumei claimed

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I forgive you ^^
Kek.
>Mfw don't grease myself enough.
>Mfw jam.
Depends on the target, but most battles in Warframe are over quickly unless there's a lot of enemies or your enemy is tough.
>Sometimes a combo of the two.

Tenryuu claimed

And the whole bottle is nearly down.

I wasn't even alive when Drew played in college.
You got a team you root for?

What anime is this,and real life infantry?Hey thanks :3

Spooky lurking.
>Because Shizuru said it was.

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As you rise, rise from your burning fiat, go, go get my suitcase, would you?
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Claimed

Hes a cute lil pup, but i gotta be gentle with him. Hes got a rough heart so i just have him snuggle up to me and sleep all day. How is your doggo?

Bote your fists do not concern me. They are about as hard as two marshmellows or two blobs of jello. I do not fear you or them! Show me your strength!

Fair enough, i think thats what most people do. I just got a new job and its probly gonna have me pretty tired so im stocking up on shows to watch.
Whats your go to snacks when you have a lazy day of shows? I go for lots of fruit myself

No? No interesting games lately or are you just not feeling them lately?

What places do you want to see in particular?
Ah, i gotcha, i get what you mean though on the flying. Id probly be the same way

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Has anyone seen Karen tonight?

Anytime?

Pretty much whatever I have in my apartment

Cheezits are fun, but they only last like a day or two

Not yet, but he's bound to show up.

Kantai Collection, although my waifu isn't in that anime
Yes

You fuck, I'll show what I'm capable of

He got scooped up by the morality police for having an image of a woman without a burka on his computer.

Sweet.

yes?

Not really feeling them. I used to play osu! a lot, but the pen to my drawing tablet broke, so I don't play it anymore. But I'll be playing it again soon, I plan on getting a replacement pen.

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He still has aspergers, but he was at least interested in a kitten i had for a day.

Yes, but not here.
I think he's offline, but idk.

>aiming
Gun puns!

If you never drink two days in a row, it helps immensely in counteracting the physical dependency issues. If you do it for a year, you'll still start to develop it. It also helps with psychological dependency.

Operators are the best, but you will be treated the worst, and killed the most. Again, I recommend your 4 and then GI Bill out, if you're going to do anything. Try for an overseas assignment and learn a language while you're there. The military will pay for you to learn the host nation language.

Guess I dated myself. I'm a Colts fan.

Posted once an hour ago, then went back to being a terrorist.
an cute

I'm sorry I'm kinda confused to where we left off before my game

NFL Bears. Taking a L first game into the season is not a good sign, but you never know what might happen. Although I'd expect the bare minimum with Cutler.

>The pain doesn't go away.

Well hope you enjoy yourself nevertheless. Pretty much, or else you end up looking like a complete asshole :^).

thread's are cappin real quick tonight

Calamity-masu'd

WTF?

Oh yeah, he told me to tell you he was asleep if you posted.

Ah, yeah I saw that. I didn't think it was him though.

Yes. Like, it'll TURN, but for some reason I can't push the cylinder in to unlock the column. After this is fixed, I'm just leaving it in ACC from now on, like I've been doing.

>Jammed Again.gif
That was literally me trying to get my car key turned.
And I always love battles that have a lot of people in them. They can get pretty crazy.

>Ignored
I see how it is, mang.

>Bear minimum

The dude lives in Saudi fucking Arabia. What did you think was going to happen to that degenerate?

Oh, I donno

I'm about to poof, anyway

Yuuki!
Oh. Good luck with that AFC South then, looking pretty decent this season. Luckily you're only going against the Jaguars once.
You gotta believe! Believe in the Cutler! If the Bears pay him more, he'll most likely play better!

That's very awesome I myself will be in the Navy doing my basic in the winter as well.. Good luck :3
I want to visit anywhere i'd be welcome but beyond that maybe just Ireland or England I still haven't made it out of AZ

dude what the fuck? please do not post your furry child porn or whatever the fuck it is. for the love of god not post this shit here.

Alright take care buddy

hello there, hope all is well.

the other reason I'm not likely to stay past today is this stupid captcha. I have no idea how I dealt with it for so long back in the old days.

what is this. am I being punk'd?

:^)

Alright then, that'll help me on not having crippling alcoholism

What if I get the opportunity to go spec ops, do I take it? Also, the minimum contract is 3 years for me

>I drink to forget but I always remember

I hope you're not have that bad of a time. As if you weren't one already~
:^)

The navy huh? I wish you luck~

night

hello holo. still a hopeless alcoholic?

Woah woah woah, dont talk that way to your grandmaster. I wont be showing you my secrets then. Ill give them all to smug

I was at that point for a while where i didnt wanna play anything for a few months, then one day it exploded back. You might have the same happen if you see a cool new game

We both have some rough puppers, but that just means we give them extra love friendo
How long until you leave me?

Im not ignoring you Tsun! This is the first ive seen of you today!

Those are some good choices. Ireland was really rad, went a few years back and loved it. They were cool people.
I know how that is though, i got out of arizona earlier this year and i dont regret it

It's going okay for now. I hope the same for you.
Goodnight.
I guess.

Goodnight

Yeah, it's time to see if Luck's amateur explosion hard-boiled him or not. It'll either end his career or propel it.

I wouldn't worry about that opportunity. If you're not already training for and learning about it, you're behind the curve.

I am a hopeless alcoholic but I'm not that fox vermin.

>dat double feed
>dirty girl, trying to fit more than one round in the chamber~
Mercy claimed. I wish my angel was real so she could unfuck my body.

I could leave now.

Goodbye forever. ~
Goodnight

Sleep well.

What's up Shiro!

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Kek. Yeah true, its a lot of fun in Warframe to get into huge battles and just use your melee.
>Mfw my car key sticks but I've mastered it.
It use to be so hard to get the key to physically turn but I've mastered the technique and now its easy.
Hey Mercy! What happened? Did you get btfo?
Yuuki!~

a bomb just went off 30 blocks away from my pad

boom nigga

>I'll give them all to smug
I..I'm sorry, master ;-;

Alright then, I guess I'll just do my 3 years

I keep getting new stuff from you.

no i was being serious, traditionally /waifu/ has made a practice of fun or light-hearted material. anything blatantly over sexual or very clearly 'loli' is not in keeping with tradition. in other words; no lolicon, fury, shota, or even worse; baby or cub. go post it somewhere else.

Take a picture.

What's up Eru!

oh shit, my bad.

Not much, got back from watching a football game a few hours ago. Team I was rooting for won, that was nice.
He did do good against the Lions. Then again, the Lions.

I am not tsun! And I posted to you last thread!

I wanna see a match in Warships, that's just 12v12 DDs only. It would be absolute insanity!

Nah, there is no technique here. The key is so worn, that this was bound to happen eventually.
>Related
i.imgur.com/DF6Sy2P.jpg

Kek, glad you like some of my pics

oh that's cool. I assume you must be in charge of things around here, yes?

and not sure if you've noticed, but none of my images are pornographic in nature. and this is just a pokemon. not a cub. not a furry. a cute, cuddly little pokemon.

Thanks much same on your end I hope you stand out in a good way during basic it's really important not to get noticed.
I will soon enough I can't wait for life to happen to me I have to happen to life haha xD
that's a bute
whatever happened to Hank I miss the medium steaks..

They aren't letting anybody remotely close

Hank was legit, even though I never spoke to them.

I like all of them. I made most of my gardevoir folder back in like 2012 or something, so I'm sure you have plenty of stuff I don't even with a smaller folder.

Eh.

Any word on what caused the explosion?

Playin some Rim World, I have four colonists now, and two prisoners.
>One is a prisoner of war
>The other one was an injured person who we're keeping until she decides to join us of her own free will.
We're finally prospering too!
>We've got 60 food!
Ah, my key thing just sticks is all.
>wew that looks worn.

What are you on? Probably close to half of the waifus around here qualify as loli.

He drops in on occasion.

Well, thanks for letting me know

Rolling for trips.

You won't escape today!

Where were you during 9/17

Yes?

He lives in Lebanon I thought?

Claiming Rosalina

Proper pizza sauce lube is the staple of all weaponry

Whatever. Hurka Durka Land.

Nice! I'm walking my friend through making a minecraft server. He's not technologically literate lol.

Aww yeah! I'm helping my friend make a minecraft server

Perhaps so.
What are your thoughts on Sun and Moon? Do you think they will keep mega evolution this gen?

My thumb feels better now

Claiming Felix

Nah man I think I just finally broke it through poor maintenance.
>be me, 20
>spent entire life fuelling body with junk food
>barely drink water; fluid intake is largely pop and juice
>eat fast food more than once a week
>eat a lot in general
>drink shitloads of energy drinks, develop borderline inhuman resistance to caffeine
>don't exercise
>have job requiring me to be on feet
>fugg

I'm not trying to shit on your dreams, but unless you're going to go O, take that GI Bill. Don't be like the jarheads and play "too cool for school." If you really want, come back with the degree.

I watched the Lions turn Ndomukong Suh from an upstanding and outstanding model citizen and football player in the Husker, into a big fat thug. Fuck the Lions.

How do I get RimWorld? Steam?

I want to get mad at you for making fun of Elle, but you're just too good at it.

They're saying it was a home made bomb

"IED hidden in dumpster"

Fapping obviously

How much for the locksmith?

Carlos, is that you?

>It's a doomed cycle.

Things seem to have shimmered down at the moment. You'd think people would know how to use a remote. Funny hearing this from the man who sold the world :^).

I'll believe in the Cutler when he goes a game without a INT. Every million they give him counts for how many INTs he'll throw.

Rest in peace. He's always in my mind though, me being a Husker fan and all.

Both of you are wrong

pretty positive they will. the games look absolutely amazing, and I can't wait for them.

good fucking taste

IT WERE THE TRRRRRSTS!

We all go through phases and we all change. You will know eventually
I never got into osu myself. Only music game was a lot of guitar hero as a teen. Is it as hard as it looks?

No! Dont leave me friendo!
Goodnight best nichi

How dare you disrespect me. If you are good and sweep the halls i MIGHT show you a trick or two. You need to put those hands to work young man
>at least shinoa likes my fists grumble grumble

Always cute, always tsun
oh, my bad. I didnt pay attention at the end. Whats the haps?

You sound like you cant wait to get out
What area in arizona are you in? I lived in sierra vista for 5 or so years

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Very true, pizza can aid in all functions of a gun ^^
Nice!
>Mfw every once in a while one of the colonist goes in to just talk to the prisoners like "Hey, you know you'd be more free if you just chose to join us." and they're like "Nah."
Kek.
Ah, so you just got rekt by yourself? RIP you.
Yeah, or piracy, but you didn't hear that from me.
>Its not worth $30.
Its super duper fun!
>Just not $30 fun.
I'm basically just waiting for it to go on sale.

Yaaaa, it's the original key from 1991. I'm not surprised it's this bad.

Hey there Kitten~

Starts at $60. Hopefully it won't be more than that.

Always neither!
Well, I got my car! But there's a lot of things I gotta work on to make it truly mine.
imgur.com/a/QxbHr

Much of Lebanon is still Christian. And apparently he's still alive and well anyhow.

Yuuki! I love sao, I'm on the second season episode uhmmmmmm 13?
It's ok oldfag I may have done the same a bit ago..
exactly
Ok cool good to know :D ty

I'm just desperate to find a way to counter mega-kanga. Literally the most cancerous addition to VGC since spore.

Hey Maki!

Dude, eventually he'll break and join.

Nice! Yuuki's character arc starts on episode 18, so not too much further! How are you liking season 2?

I loved Guitar Hero 3 when I was younger.
Yea, it's pretty tough. But I like a challenge.
Woah there. Cutler not throwing an interception? Good luck finding that game.
I believe it's once every week-ish? I'm not too sure.

Does he even come around?
Sorry for asking, been months since I dropped in.

are there no real counters still? I thought there were. I know that rough skin plus rocky helmet does quite a number on her.

I don't really do the competitive battling scene but I know a fair amount about it.

He is trying to fix his sleep schedule and it's hard to tell when will he show up, not likely at all in the next two hours.
Doing fine?
حبيبي

Meme muhsheen Mizore.
It is after all, the perfect fruit.

It's still worth the try.
Howdy, by the way.

Insecurity consumes me.
How did your gathering went, Anomaly?

hey I've seen your trip before. you were looking for a ten letter case sensitive for me. I haven't seen you in the animus thread since then. obviously I never expect you to find the trip, but how are you?

The problem about countering kanga is that it is very black and white. You can counter kanga, but your team is extremely inflexible when fighting another team. So you'll have a tough time fighting an unorthodox player.

Insecurity?
A whole lot of nothing, but it's all right.

>995
Pretty close yourself.

How has your day been?

ah. yeah it's stuff like that that made me not very interested as a whole. that and the tedium involved in breeding a perfect team.

I'm a very lazy person.

I am loving it very much so, I like that they have the blacksmith girl she was like my second favorite in the show behind asuna ;)
Not sure been lurking for over 3 months and I miss him, him and Nonon..
Everyone says I've changed and for once I feel pride somewhere inside me I'm a cold nerd and don't typically care enough to show emotion it's a big change for me.

>1991
Wew. My car is from '03, its really nice, just poorly maintained.
Eventually, but until that time, we continue on as always
The other prisoner joined just as I was considering scheduling his execution. Kek.
The only fruit worth eating :^]

Absolutely sadiqi (my arabic is still as shit as it was 6 years ago during my last visit to Beirut)

Do you know what times he would be on then? We've tried to keep in touch around this time but I had to log off last night before I could confirm. It was around 1:30 AM EST.

I can't recall how long I've been away for, but alright.

Not the worst price, thought it might be more. Heard some charge differently depending on the locks they're working with.

Yo Yuuki. How ya doing?

Ha, my point exactly. Well, at least he's not as bad as Rex Grossman, or is he.

Yeah, Lisbeth is great. I love her personality. Who is your waifu?

He knew!

I'm good, helping a friend make a minecraft server. You?

Breeding is such a fuckfest it's not even funny. The amount of time-investment and RNG that is required to get the perfect pokemon is just not worth it. But I have been having fun with pokken tournament's competitive community.
You play pokken?

Unfortunately its time for be to get to bed, i gotta get up at 7 to work. Goodnight everyone, ill be around

Hey Senpai

How are you doing?

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Hey, you seen what it looks like! Can you really blame me for loving it so much?
And I'm going to maintain it well, it's just getting it to a point where it's only maintenance rather than fixing is gunna take a lot of time and money.

Might cost more, which is why it "starts" at that. All in all, if it's under $100, then I'll consider myself lucky. I won't be putting it in the lock position again, but instead I'll just leave it in ACC mode. As long as I don't leave anything on, it should drain it to a point of killing the battery any time soon.

Later Samurai.

Mmm, could be better, but could be much worse. How are you doing lately?

Of course, I'll be the guy nobody notices

>dreams
Not really, I just want to go military.

Well that's good. People are idiot, best operative
Shush you :^)

Aw c'mon old man, I dindu nuffin
I'm a good nugget!

nah. I thought about it but didn't want to get the game when I knew I'd only be playing against cpus once I got bored of getting my butt kicked online. I'm too lazy to get good at stuff, and fighting games have always been challenging for me. only one I was ever really good at (other than smash bros) was soul caliber 2.

Shh. I don't know what you're talking about, and yea, I gave up on that trip.
I'm doing great, taking life at a relaxed but steady pace and someone has been giving me a lot of motivation.

>sadiqi
I had to google that. I'm Portuguese and 7abibi is the only word I actually knew. Do you miss Lebanon?

I feel bad for not being able to tell you because I know he wanted a lot to talk to you too.
All I know is, perhaps in 2 hours, before that it's very unlikely.

Goodnight.
Only time will tell.

sure sure, mums the word. though you can come back any time you like.

well that's good, glad to hear it.

I ended up finding a trip I am in love with anyway. !Beatrice/c

Mumei she's from No Kabaneri it's like attack on titan steam punk action but with zombies only 12 episodes rn.
Well prior to the lurk I was posting and then lurking before that haha this thread shifts and stirrs if yanamean.
Hello :3

I'd rather explain it in private, but it's really nothing serious.
It's rather humiliating.

>A whole lot of nothing, but it's all right.
As long as you're done with it, it won't bother you any longer.

Someday you'll get it, and I'll save a good lewd for that special moment.

My day has been fine, nothing out of the usual, but here I am.

What about you?

>"Shit they're gonna kill me if I don't join them."
ACTUALLY HOLY SHIT NO HE FELL IN LOVE WITH OUR WARDEN. She's not really as much of a warden as she is a caretaker, but he's in love with her.
>And she's just like "He's alright I guess."
>Story of my life.
True, cars are expensive but they get you places real fast to earn money real gud and do real cool things.

I catch your drift.

I'm still around, if nothing.

I think the most challenging part about fighting games for me is keeping my cool under consecutive losses. Especially when it's a real heated or close match, I get real down on myself if I end up losing.

believe me, I understand your pain. I stick to single player games mostly for this kind of reason.

Good deal, just because nothing exciting happened doesn't mean it was a bad day.

Same here. Played some Warframe, took a nap. Nothing exciting.

Look at these trips.

Well. WoW is just as time consuming as ever.

>THICC

Of course. I love the US but I do wish I to see my family in Marjeyoun sometime next year. Probably during the summer, but as I go to college here full time it would likely conflict with my schedule and make anything other than a short visit impossible.

It's idiotic but I simply can't afford to take less than 1 class during the summer, which could last until late July meaning I would spend most of the summer in class or in Lebanon, very little of it relaxing stateside. Answer your question, Homura-chan?

I know I know, I may or may not be there more than you think. I like being a ghost.

Oh I was wondering who you were, I remember seeing those pictures before.

> I like being a ghost.

Get on my level.

Oh, and also, I understand. Lebanon is EST + 7? It's very late. I'm on very sporadically from 7am EST to 12 midnight EST.

oh? so sneaky.

and you are? I would guess neko but he went to bed a while ago.

Inb4 Vigil posts

Nah, just a lurker, I never posted.

Spooky ghosts.

ah, gotcha. yeah I am that poster from that place.

since the beatrice folder I haven't posted much of anything else, so that's why you haven't seen sylveon in a while.

Spooky spooky ghosts

Heh, I'm a bit more of an enthusiast about them. They're more than just appliances to get from point A to B for me. I love going out for night time rides/drives, finding a nice twisty road, and just hitting it!
>This video shows it pretty well how I want to be able to drive someday
youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa88cEOv1M

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I wonder who made that pic.

Ah I see I see.

Beatrice is a pretty good choice anyways.

Day started off kind of shit this morning after I burned my thumb on the fucking cake tin while i was taking it out of the oven

THICC
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I'm not too much of a car person, as long as it drives well, looks nice, and feels gud, I like it.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=pKd06s1LNik

she is simply the best. I have basically not had a proper avatar since the pony days, and mainly just switched between lilligant, gardevoir and sylveon instead. beatrice just feels right for me.

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>THICC

It does, and that obligation sounds like a pain in the ass. Can I know what are you studying?

Unlike you, there are times where I don't want to lurk everywhere.
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