I have the saddest boner right now

I have the saddest boner right now

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i would totally smash

ABSOLUTELY SHOCKING

Some reason I find white trash girls sexy

Cute face if she'd use more makeup like the costume calls for. Also
THICC

Tell me this chick does nudes?

>He fell for the thick meme.

It's Chris Farley Quinn, that is fucking putrid.

kek

THICC with fat titties.

Cred Forums really is nothing but a bunch of faggots looking for the next trap thread.

NOICE

So anyone who won't have sex with a fatty is a faggot?

She looks like she was poured into that costume and forgot to say when.

Jesus man. The fuck.

That's so harsh I had to stop jacking off to weird shit just to tell you to calm down. She's not even here and I still feel sorry for her after that.

I love her more than the original actress. God I love chubby girls!

Woah, someone get this hothead outta here.

>Chris Farley Quinn

I think I shit my pants

Would still wreck that puss either way... If I weren't a total beta stupid fuck.

Is that guy on the right wearing jnco's?

I think you shit my pants too

lol nice

lost

No, I jokingly posted the thick meme

would probably fuck it still

what the fuck is that outside like a sporting goods store? why is she dressed up?

She would be perfect if she'd get off her fat ass and excise ever so often .
I swear to god are people allergic to exercise?

basically

And fell right into my trick! Your next line is "I'm only into fat chicks ironically".

What would you consider fat?

THIS is fat to you people? I'm willing to bet all of you are 300 pound neckbeards.

pretty much

I'm only into fat chicks because they are easy

You can see his shoes man

>Cute face
get some glasses faggot

holy shit, she ate batman

I'd totally smash it

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That bitch is disgusting in every way. Nasty hair, nasty body, smug nasty face.

PS that isnt THICC the meme, thats fat.
Why the fuck would you find a fatty with that gut going out into public in a crop top and panties sexy?

You guys remind me of the white trash dudes I knew in school that always went after fat girls because they themselves were husky, snub-nosed monsters. They always said the same shit. "dude if you wouldn't hit that yer gay"

But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to make what they had access to seem more impressive so that they wouldn't get depressed and kill themselves. These are the same dudes that ended up getting with even fatter girls later in life and pumping out a bunch of nasty little grease balls because, as of yet, there are no laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.

Even one of my best friends growing up used to give me shit because I was a virgin and he was getting pussy. But the girl he was getting it from was so gross it was fucking embarrassing. Came back a couple years later after living somewhere else and meeting new people. Fucked girls that were actually hot, and felt pretty awesome about it. His first reaction was "yeah but i get way more pussy than you still"

I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?

You bet wrong.

It's the other way around retard. .

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Why is fat fetishism getting so popular these days? Serious question.

Nope. 110 pound 17 y/o. Someone got triggered and pulled the "I know you are, but what am I?"

MODS

It used to be a thing before agriculture was so efficient showing a hoe had bank and could eat, but I have no idea anymore. I want to say its because people are getting fat and lazy and want to justify themselves being a pig as well, but I dont know enough about the trend of the populations weight to confirm.

At one point in my depression I got up to 215 and when I saw myself bigger girls started looking more attractive.

This IS fat you faggot. Now get banned and fuck off.

shit suace nao!!

what about this harley? would you fuck her?

Considering most people in the Western world are getting ridiculously fat, you might be on to something.

HOT

Why would I get banned? Cuz I hurt your feewings?

I'm just saying, this is ridiculously picky for you people.

Yup.

yup. sorry, I don't make the rules.

what would you do to her?

Nigger thats call self respect. Now fuck off.

Why because some of us who take care of ourselves dont want to fuck a fatty white trash woman whod fall through the floor if moved wrong?

I can see youre trolling though so have a good night.

This is the perfect level of train wreck.
You can do whatever you want to these girls. Glorious abusive relationshits that end in extended court battles.
And sometimes murder.

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not a porn :(

penny underbust

Suspension yoga.
That's my fetish

Daddy's lil slam piggy

Better than the original

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Jesus, her face is busted. Someone use that bat on it?

I was just trying to say it's almost always the fat guys that think fat girls aren't fat. If you're skinny and don't think OP is fat then you're basically just an apologist for fat people. I'm willing to bet the girl in OP's pic would be considered obese by a doctor, but there are people out there that think she is normal.

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This. This a thousand times.
They're probably going to call this bait, and try to debunk it because Cred Forums consists of horny 15 year olds and degenerates for 70% of it population.

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I would pay her $80 to give me a cleveland steamer

>THICC
nigger detected. learn to spell.

She looks like a less hotter version of my friend

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kek. Not even trolling at this point, just proving how pissy you fuckboys can get over this kind of shit.

Name?

Why are so many ugly girls obsessed with harley quinn? She's like the worst fucking character ever. Why do girls think being retards is sexy?

because 2/3rds of americans are overweight or obese and thirsty fuckers will take what they can get.

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ugliest asians ive seen erotica so far

Thanks.

Njoi being b&

I have those goggles!

mariposa luz de la luna

OMG. Holly Willoughby looks fuckin awful

>You guys remind me of the white trash dudes I knew in school that always went after fat girls because they themselves were husky, snub-nosed monsters. They always said the same shit. "dude if you wouldn't hit that yer gay"

>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to make what they had access to seem more impressive so that they wouldn't get depressed and kill themselves. These are the same dudes that ended up getting with even fatter girls later in life and pumping out a bunch of nasty little grease balls because, as of yet, there are no laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.

>Even one of my best friends growing up used to give me shit because I was a virgin and he was getting pussy. But the girl he was getting it from was so gross it was fucking embarrassing. Came back a couple years later after living somewhere else and meeting new people. Fucked girls that were actually hot, and felt pretty awesome about it. His first reaction was "yeah but i get way more pussy than you still"

>I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?

Nice. Would smash.

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DC keeps pushing her as the female Deadpool these days, so blame them.

>You guys remind me of the fat girls I fucked in the daycare i owned that always went after the snacks i left for them because they themselves were pudgy, lustful monsters. They always said the same shit. "I'll suck your weewee for a cupcake"

>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to stuff their faces to seem more sexy so that they would get my "weewee" themselves. These are the same girls that ended up eating with even fatter girls later in life and pumping cock cock like a fire hose because, to my knowledge, there are laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.

>Even one of my best porkers growing up used to give me blowjobs because I was a pedo and she was getting cake. But the bakery we were getting it from was so good it was fucking heaven. Came harder than i ever have before on that little porker, but i think it was time for a new one. Fucked girls that were actually fat, and felt pretty awesome about it. Their first reaction was "yeah but i get way more cake than you still"

I love those little porkers

>I just don't understand the quantity over quality argument when it comes to women. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking so many ugly downies?

dunno

I'm a new meme

fucked it up, it wouldnt scroll all the way down i guess so heres a fix

>You guys remind me of the fat girls I fucked in the daycare i owned that always went after the snacks i left for them because they themselves were pudgy, lustful monsters. They always said the same shit. "I'll suck your weewee for a cupcake"

>But everyone else knew that they were just losers trying to stuff their faces to seem more sexy so that they would get my "weewee" themselves. These are the same girls that ended up eating with even fatter girls later in life and pumping cock cock like a fire hose because, to my knowledge, there are laws in the U.S. preventing that kind of disaster from happening.

>Even one of my best porkers growing up used to give me blowjobs because I was a pedo and she was getting cake. But the bakery we were getting it from was so good it was fucking heaven. Came harder than i ever have before on that little porker, but i think it was time for a new one. Fucked girls that were actually fat, and felt pretty awesome about it. Their first reaction was "yeah but i get way more cake than you still"

I love those little porkers

>I just don't understand the quality over quantity argument when it comes to girls. Who do you people think you are fooling fucking old skinny downies?

As Bon Scott would say. She ain't exactly pretty, she ain't exactly small, but you could say shes got it all.

I was about to roast the shit out of this pic, but then realized, she's still a human being and that deep frying a twinkie isn't the same as roasting a person no matter how satisfying.

low quality b8

I looked over the picture again and still see absolutely nothing wrong. I feel like I'm missing an inside joke.

Shes fat.

But...She just has a little bit of weight. Not obese but not a twig. Has a very pretty face too.

pointy elbows

pretty much this.
I would fuck the shit out of OPs pic.
I would purposefully not pull out either.

Not everyone is into bigger chicks, my friend.

i would plow her until my penis was wore down to a nub

Suicide Squad is literally the worst movie I have ever seen.

I can't even begin to understand why anyone would even like it; - let alone want to fucking cosplay one of it's characters.

She was asking for it OP....you fail at being male

don't bother, let some nigger do it for you.

Bitch I'm gay. I don't even like chicks and I can tell you that you people are just assholes.

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Holy shit I want to smash Alexa.

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anyone want to fuck this Harley?

She's fat, you daft cunt. You're not a decent human being if you can't run a mile without getting tired.
>Humans are supposed to be good runners

Hell yes. Moar

kek no retard.
endurance is what you're thinking about and yes even good runners get tired after a mile.
KYS fat boy.

I can't even fucking run a mile without getting tired, neither can anyone I know except those who train for that kind of shit.

I'm 110lbs at 17 y/o your point is terrible.

shiet, i still wear my jnco's

>being this dumb

>getting this mad over facts
you might want to take a long look in the mirror before you call someone else a retard.

Underrated post KEK

What's up with you and telling us your weight and age.

but i will add that the mile part was pretty retarded of the other guy as well, so there's that.

>I'm gay
There's your answer. I can't really judge slightly overweight guys because I have no attraction to men.
Not him, but it's not "getting tired" that's the problem: It's the ability to do it and push through your own exhaustion at a good speed which is important. My best mile is 5:30-ish, which isn't great but is solid enough.

Just gotta go for it, my friends.

I know what you're talking about but you're wrong and your warping facts to suit your own agenda.
Do some better research.

Lmao that's outside the store where I used to work

The source...

why are you here? what do you have to prove? and to who are you proving?

Looks like the area where that tranny got head stomped by that negro

I call bullshit, the fastest time in my gym class was 10 minutes.

I've been in a lot of threads, didn't know if I posted that info here or not.

i dunno about that but OPs pic is outside a comic store in Austin so that's why she's dressed like that

probably some stupid cosplay thing they do now

a fatty almost broke my dick once back in ''013. she was cowgirling and everytime i tried to insert the weight literally almost snapped my dick

No shit? Callie and Maria porn?

For 1 mile? I don't believe that.

not the guy you originally responded to
also see

You should have waited like 1.14 seconds before hitting post. Then you could have the saddest boner AND quads.

More of the originator...

I probably saw it in another thread. We weigh the same, rock on slender Cred Forumsro.

Hnnng she's so hot

Except for her SJW haircut.

What source? She's not the girl in OP's pic.

Harley in SS is just a rip off of her...

>lil monster
>lil

Looks like Yolandi from Die Antwood.

Lord knows I'd smash

10 minutes for 1 mile is fucking awful for a best time. It's maybe okay for someone who's really out of shape. But in no way could that ever be the best in any gum class. My best mile time in highschool was 5:00:7, and I wasn't even close to the top ten people in my class.

>lord knows
If you set your standards low enough in the first place, you'd smash anything that glances in your direction for more than four seconds.

Oh god I actually wore those in middle school

Yuck!!!!

SAME

Pretty sure Luna Lanie is retarded

That's fucking terrible.
Im not even in amazing shape and I can do a mile in 7....

Which ALSO isn't a good time.

No, not at all fuckstick. The look is cloned from an old Debbie Harry shoot from the late seventies. Suck your momma's dick, fancy lad.

That's because you're a degenerate.

she got some big ass titties for being that skinny

It's Yolandi Vi$$er and they have a new album right now.

No. He just buys jeans that are too long for him. He is overweight, and he buys jeans at normal clothing stores, in which wider waists usually accommodate for longer legs.

He needs to shop at a fat person store.

Wrong, old man. Pull ur head out of Stevie Nicks' ass and admit it. It's all her...

I would too.

Why do you have such a boner for her...? I cant get over that fucking abhorrent hair. Why fucking give yourself half a bowl cut and let the rest be some trashy looking unkempt mullet...?

I would fuck her if she was facing away from me or the lights were dim enough. Body of a goddess, but the face/head of an angsty teenage SJW that fucked a couple of niggers from the football team.

Persuasive argument there buddy

Pls no

>Halloween costumes we're already tired of seeing
It's about to get sadder.

>why are you here? what do you have to prove? and to who are you proving?

Asked the anonymous poster on an anonymous image board posting in a thread started with the phrase "I have the saddest boner right now"

I mean if it were a "hey lets post chubby girls and get off to them" thread I would have scrolled by without clicking, but it wasn't. Does it really make you that mad that at least two people in this thread can relate when it comes to their disgust for chubby chasers? What are we trying to prove? That we agree with each other, moron.

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Batman is the most shit tier superhero crap I've ever seen. Even the Joker sucks. Marvel is just way better in every which way.

>Batman is the most shit tier superhero crap I've ever seen. Even the Joker sucks. Marvel is just way better in every which way.
lol

At least there was a point where Stevie would've gotten it. This bitch looks like she knows she's ugly and tries to mask it by trying to be uglier on purpose.

Superhero movies are shit in general. The last one I saw in theatre was age of ultron and it was so fucking stupid I couldn't believe it.

Can't help but agree with this. The super hero genre is going to take a huge shit soon with all of these cash grab movies coming out.

You wouldn't be saying that if you actually read the comics, you fuck.

So Alfred beats up Superman. Whats next? Captain America joins Hydra?

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still would

At least Batman is something that could exist in reality, a billionaire with technology. Not a bunch of magical shit with people flying around, shooting lasers out of their eyes, and shit. None of this MLSH - Powers are Magic shit.

Anal, same as any other girl

meh, pussy is pussy, once you're inside it's all the same.

if i were an ugly piece of shit i'd probably date ugly pieces of shit.

as it stands, i'm a super hero looking motherfucker so i date decently attractive girls because i'm still terrified of women and can't score with the super hot ones.

good enough.

pussy is pussy.

Almost. Yeah Batfag could be real. So could Jose the Mop Avenger fighting Trumptards guarding the border.

>t. a guy who's only slept with maybe 2 girls.

Hope dis is new meme

c'mon now!

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To be fair, if you took away all of Batman's money and technology, he's still a ninja, albeit in a funny costume.

Your projection is showing

I have them too

OK fine. She gets it too.

Are you thinking of the toxic avenger?

ALRIGHT THEN.

He means Melvin, right,

Well yeah but that couldn't be quite real

When I was a kid it was any port in a storm.
Now I'm older, I was happily single for a couple of years before I got with my current, just had enough of the crazy fatties. Once your dick is dry for a while you come back with higher standards. Either that or wallow in self loathing and whale pussy.

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how the fuck is selena winning

That make up actually isn't too bad, shame about, well, everything else.

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>chris farley quinn
I am fucking wheezing.

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No. those are clearly Levi's SilverTab baggies

We need to build a wall on Cred Forums too.
Brown skins need to go

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>'013
Nigger what?

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THIS is considered fat by European standards, yes.

I am not saying European people are superior in any way, but you guys in the US are so used to see obese people on every corner your view what being fat actually implies is totally distorted.

Sure there are fatties around as well, but you wouldn't see any electric wheelchairs in supermarkets around here fir fat people, yet alone the people who need it.

That girl OP posted, is fat, but still on a fuckable level. I'd prefer her with approx. 20kg less.

> inb4 Eurofag

/thread

you're misusing the projection argument
he's basing his argument because of what you said, not a baseless projection mind you

>European standards

oh , oops

instant diamonds every time i see this. goddamn...

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Yeah I just wish all those countless cuckolds would post their videos/pics of that moment.

USA here. Not a fatty. Our grocery stores (major chains) have hover'ounds. There is a south park episode about this phenomenon.

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Isn't that kinda ridiculous? I mean, you are basically enabling sick (obese) people to stay as fat as they already are or even gain more weight.

Weird shit.

i can't remember the video title, but that was from a costume contest and the official video is diamonds. i might have it favorited. might be fap time.

you know if you hold her hand over her face she's really fappable

Just a sign of the growing decadence of the West, my friend.

You're a fucking idiot.
You pressed the same amount of keys as you would have for 2013.

>REEEEE
good contribution to the thread aspie

It is indeed fap time.
youtube.com/watch?v=VEMUKOa4okw

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i lost pretty hard

Why

>girl appears to have become demonic
>no longer posessing a soul
>niggers are not human at all
a frighteningly accurate portrayal of life in of

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She's such a moped.


living in america we all have to settle for fatties from time to time.

Because a chubby bunny has a black eye?

yes and it's glorious

because secretly they all want to be submissive to a powerful man.

ffs, what autist spends their time making this shit?

How is that autistic?

Not him, but Cuck fetishes are pretty autistic.

I never quite got it, myself.

Shoulda waited .86secinds before posting, for quads of truth.

ok then, what loser spends their time making this shit?

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My fucking sides... this is gold 11/10

I think deep down we all know this to be true

Sauce?