I just quit my job and decided I want to go to LA.
I don't want to live in buttfuck nowhere my whole life, like the rest of my family.
Only problem is money. I don't have enough for a ticket to LA so I decided I'll hitch most of the way there, prob jump a train or two.
Is there any tips you guys can give? Ever hitched cross state before? Some stories?
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Are you Mexican? If not, don't come to LA. I live in LA now and it is so bad that I quit my job a couple weeks ago to get out. Nothing but crime and taxes to pay for the thousands of Mexicans that come here and contribute nothing.
Have fun getting butt fucked on skid row
If you don't have the money for a fucking plane ticket don't even bother coming here you retarded cunt
I think you should look into being a homosexual male prostitute. My guess you can make nice extra money suckin cock
Have fun being homeless.
>quits job
>doesn't have money
>wants to move to an expensive city
dude, you need to reevaluate your priorities.
Its mostly just to see a big city, I plan on hitching to other places.
LA isn't what you see in movies you fuckng idiot.
umm dude its like 200 bucks to fly from the east coast to the west coast
Good decision OP I look forward to you reporting back on your conquests and success.
What piece of shit podunk crap-hole of a place do you live in now?
Your moms house.
Come to San Francisco, suck some cock and smoke some crack. Meet me in the tenderloin.
why the fuck wouldnt you wait to save up money before you quit? if youre making stupid decisions like that then you arnt going to last long. my tip is think for a few minutes about your decisions before you do something else stupid
-Fhaak, The Intolerable
I was actually thinking of going to SF.
>200 bucks
if 200 bucks is a lot to you, you need to stay the fuck away from California
just switch directions and go to florida
even homeless, florida is a nice place to be. i was homeless here for 9 months after moving. now have my own place and a good-paying job
living near the beach and seeing as much ass as you want can't be beat
>CA isn't as much of a beach state as you'd think
Yeah, don't go to a polluted shithole city like L.A.
Also like other people have said, enjoy Skid Row faggot.
This user is right; your stupidity is astounding
Miami? It is closer to where I am.
what a fucking moron, eh?
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Dont go to miami, ever.... A lotta spics in Miami
so avoid them. done.
Miami is expensive as fuck, at least for Florida. Also, it's basically 3/4 Caribbean people, and 1/4 rich people/porn/etc
if you just want to be someplace nice, go to St Augustine/Jacksonville. if you're young and can score hot bitches, go to Panama City or Destin. if you just want to be near a beach, pick any small town along the east coast. if you want "attractions," go somewhere near (but not in) orlando and venture there when you have money. if you don't have money, there's not going to be a lot to do, no matter where you are - unless you just want to be on the beach
>when i was homeless, i went to the beach about every day. shit was so cash, in a way
Sooo... learn to suck dick. Got it.
Any other advice before I start my adventures?
everywhere is the same anyway, mall after mall, gas station after gas station, suburbs after suburbs.
why even travel anywhere? you're trapped in this big ass mall we call America.
get your ass waxed too, and stock up on lube and condoms
Get good at it.
You're going to be doing a lot of it.
Learn to suck two dicks at the same time. Its good to specialize
I've lived in jacksonville all my life, this guy is correct
Sounds like I'll be getting alot of ass while im down there! Thanks user! :D
kekked
Showing up in LA without money is as smart as attending a BLM meeting in Klan robes.
Trust me man. I'm backpacking through Alaska and you don't want to do that.
I was born and raised in Los Angeles and I can tell you its nothing special. I've been there, I've done that.
Hell I don't even live LA anymore. I reside in Riverside now. You get tired of it.
Fucking get a plan together. Pulling an Into the Wild trip just because you want to be free isn't what it all cracks up to be.
It's great you want to follow your dreams, it's great you want to be independent. But all within reason.
Just don't run gun hoe and get seriously fucked and worse, in debt.
But, you'll probably will just ignore this like you've done with everyone else.
So... best of luck to you. And if you do go to LA, try Phillipes French dip sandwiches. They're pretty good.
DO IT BRO, YOLO
LA is shit, as is with pretty much any major city. Its only a decent place if youre well connected and have lots of money which you obviously dont have. i can almost guarantee you will hate your life.
source: lived there for 10+ years
Finally a reasonable answer.
I haven't actually quit my job, yet.(But if I do its because I found another one)
This was just a threat to see what b would say.
I do plan on backpacking at some point in my life though.
>Only problem is money. I don't have enough for a ticket to LA
If you can't even afford a ticket you definitely can't afford to live here. Ask any homeless person under 30 in LA and its the same exact story: They thought they'd find riches, fame, and happiness there, ended up living on the street sucking dick for chump change to buy meth.
Don't do it. Or do, if your dream is to suck dick for meth money. We all have different definitions of success.
>This was just a threat to see what b would say.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you'll be getting a lot of ass[fucking] to get loose change from 50yo bald guys
but if you're good looking (like legit, not just for Cred Forums) and move to the Destin/PCB area, there's tons of ass flowing through town. just gotta be able to seal the deal among a group of girls. really really helps to have bros - 3 girls taking 3 guys back to their room for general fooling around
Good! Do it. But have money. Pulling a Chris McCandless is dumb, however; admirable.
Being out here in the wild is terrifying. No one to have you're back, always trying to predict the weather so you don't die, fucking being stalked by fucking bears (which is pretty fucking terrifying), dumb shit gangsters (which again, I grew up in LA, so this shit is just humorous to me) trying to mug you. Druggies threatening you. Getting lost on my way to Fairbanks.
I mean, don't get me wrong. I feel I could do fucking anything and I feel so alive. But a part of me is tired of it. I had general plans on what I was going to do. Now that I completed most of it, I'm just wondering aimlessly till I can get back home to my shitty life, with a dead-end job, a woman who fucking broke my heart, and a failing business because I can't seem to keep organized.
Another thing I've learned is that, trips like these are fucking amazing. But only if you have someone to share it with.
What places do you have in mind?
>some pics when I stopped in Seattle
I miss robocop.
>really wanted to go to this show
Why don't you pursue a dream that isn't stupid instead?
>Pulling a Chris McCandless is dumb, however; admirable
Its not dumb, only the last part was dumb, the start to before he died was pretty cool
It was, don't get me wrong. I actually wanted to go hike the Stampede Trail and find the bus, but the thing is, those rivers are no joke.
They're glacier rivers, and since they've been melting (end season, winter hasn't hit just yet), those lands are flooded.
Plus I don't have the gear for that trek.
While I was in Fairbanks, I learned most Alaskans hate him. Especially the movie that was made. They want to get rid of that bus more than anything.
They went on and on about how dumb fucks, like myself, get lost out there or stranded. And they have to send search parties for their asses.
I was at a bar, and a lot of drunken locals wouldn't shut up about it. But to be fair, there's nothing really to do out in the 'banks.
I personally respected and admired the guy. And I completely understand his mindset. You have to be in that situation where, you are alone, you are free but you're alone.
Chris wanted to return back to society (as do I now). But unfortunately due to those rivers, he couldn't.
I did the same thing. I'm in LA now shits cash bra. I got a job at a call center and I live rent free. When you show up here find a local shelter, they usually give you some nice things to start off with. My initial kit they gave me 5000 dollars and a later model Toyota Prius (2009) and a ton of food stamps. I ended up rooming with a hot lesbian/bi couple who also happen to love letting me join them in their hot fuck sessions but I go to church on Sundays where I get butt fucked by a priest so that evens it out. I also get a cut from the collection plate. I usually visit the red hot chili peppers under a bridge to do drugs and record possums fucking.
Cool story bro
>My initial kit they gave me 5000 dollars and a later model Toyota Prius (2009) and a ton of food stamps
Is this how right-wing conservatives think that welfare works?
i spent 20 years in california. bigger problem - you'll need some plan of what to do if you dont have money once you're there.
my recommendation, steal a sleeping bag and crash on the beach at night. food can be found in dumpsters out back of restaurants.
He can stay in Sacramento, he just needs to avoid the areas full of tweakers and niggers.
Avoid San Francisco unless you want to deal with junkies and human shit on your boots.
Im somewhere in the middle. I just wanted to join in the harassing.
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Oh, ok. Have a nice evening.
Congrats. Just like every other idiot you got tricked into moving to an extremely expensive shit hole.
For every one success story. There are many,Many failures.
IT DOES SOUND FUN DEOSNT IT
The fuck is so special about LA? Do you really want to go there, or are you just so unoriginal that you can't even come up with a noncliche "moving out" bit?