Hey Cred Forums me and my gf are bored and horny and want to make you faggots jealous that you're all going to be...

Hey Cred Forums me and my gf are bored and horny and want to make you faggots jealous that you're all going to be virgins for life...

we real if you don't believe it request more proof... no faces though because we are trying to go places in life

Show us close up of both urethras

workout you weak bitch

Jealous?
k poorfags. kek

Bump

show gf's asshole

Finger in gfs b-hole for proof

Penis in pooper. No condom

I would like to see if she shaves her vagina or not.

/thread

FEMANON HERE. Pic of your dick please!!

you are morally bankrupt shithead

Lets see em

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Gf asshole

Girlfriend got high grade tits

requesting a paper airplane stuck in bitches' pussy for proof

Who are you trying to fool, fool?

Do 100 push ups with your gf on your back, bitch tits.

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

Stay bright pupper

want proof?

>americans
and their 17 months

your tits first

Creampie that shit

Jealous of what, your gf has sad titties and looks fat.
Not to mention you.
I'd rather watch two rats fuck in a pile of shit.

>implying she has a vagina
This is Cred Forums

Write "Property of Phil" across her chest!

stick your dick in her ear

she needs to face fuck the hell out of you

Show feminine pener

"STAY BRIGHT PUPPER."

>no replies
whole lot of jealousy round here, also i fuck girls like yours for breakfast so

here you go you stupid faggot

id like to see her butt. thanks

butt fuck her

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

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"STAY BRIGHT PUPPER."

Creampie her pussy

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

ok...provide more proof.

kill her you fucking nigger

Do you not know what a pussy is?
Stick your cock in her ass.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>Kill yourself

Op now less of a faggot

just ordered a flesh light today. I hear good things.

have her spread her nasty hairy pussy

wow you guys are just boring little fucks gtfo

Spread her asshole please

cool rape dungeon you guys live in

your girl is hot dude, congrats

It's not rape if she loves it.

stick finger in both your butts

You mouth-breathers are more boring than i remembered

eww

show faces

gif of her riding your cock hard?

Ok, fine.

I wanna see her hands tied behind her back and some handmarks on her ass, to start.

I'm sure you want us to envy you, but I don't. I can't even if I try because while you guys may fuck each other, and maybe even tell each other you love each other, it's only temporary. Eventually, or very soon, one of you will leave and then what you have will be over, dead forever. You'll move on, maybe to new people, places and so forth but your happiness is fleeting, your security a facade.

I wouldn't be surprised if you break up before Christmas and the faggot posting is in here in a

>tfw no gf

thread. So laugh it up, and insult us all you want but some of us pity you, because we are who you'll be soon enough.

they already said they wouldn't, dumbfuck

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

I just want to see a good ol' fashion blowjob

fuck you cuck, don't be a pussy op

Why are you wearing her underwear, faggot?

Have chick pee for us

As much as this sounds edgy as fuck, you aren't wrong.

Drink your favorite beverage out of her ass.

Go anal

fucking well played, user

voting for this or keyboard on head. do it faggots

Dubs commands you

christ what a fucking negative minded loser. KYS

aw, did I accidentally strike a chord? what happened to the boring Cred Forums you were whining about before? should I have just asked for sharpie in pooper like you expected?

What makes you think is OP?

You understand how this site works, right?

Make her lay on her front and show feet

>3d girl
>not 2d
>not flat chested
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

call it an educated guess

Nice undies, fag.

Underrated post.

ur wrong loser have fun with your fleshligh... or is that not you? I guess op doesn't know how Cred Forums works either hahaha

I have a request for ya. Go the fuck away.

TRIPS
R
I
P
S

>hey, let's post pics of ourselves being degenerates on Cred Forums
Yeah, this relationship is definitely built to last.

To the impressionable female: I know this was his idea, but you don't have to do things like this to impress him. Cuck him as soon as possible.

OP sharpie in pooper. Also quit being a dick or you guys are getting doxxed

OP HERE... believe me or not

I kicked bae in the face trying to take a pic for you guys and she got hurt so we out...

have a gr8 night shitlords ur all faggots

all this and OP hasnt even shown his cock yet? wherres it at?

honestly i'd fuck you both

i'm bi

This right here. Bitch leave this dude. Get a real fucking man instead of an asswipe

Sure okay

nice trips, and nice pile of salt you got there. can taste it from here.

Post cock dubs demand.

Lmao. Good start.

What a lame ass thread.

Make your gf watch this.

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER

Scripts
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Agreed

If dubs gf bites dick and post webm

>I'm bi

well no shit

Are we just making pictures or can you make GIFs?

geez ops suck, there been so many suggestions for them but they havent done shit, op have your gf spead ass and you show anything that around the room in there, got a tv remote? shove that shit in there, got milk? pour that shit in there quit being a bitch

OK OP HERE back for one more

Here is my dick for you fags

you can all go home

either this is real, and she's a fucking pussy, or somebody's dick wilted and they're making excuses

and by "she's a pussy" i mean either she's a pussy for letting that ruin things, or she's a pussy for not telling him the real reason she doesn't want to camwhore for drooling neckbeards

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Why would we want that?

LOL

saw that coming

cuck

sage
sage goes in all fields

I'd call it being dumb but not knowing it.I made the comment not OP you negative minded dipshit

OP ONE MORE TIME

seriously guys were done

your poor gf. she deserves to get dicked for real

what's your with your nutsack bro?

This is super duper pathetic. I'm impressed.

>seriously we're done
So which post gave you a moment of self-awareness, OP?

Say btight pooper

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3.5/10 thread

Tell your wife to say something mean to me about how I'm pathetic.

Why the fuck does it matter if we're permavirgins? The fact that you're posting this shit shows you're insecurity with yourself. KYS and live stream it fag.

STAY BRIGHT PUPPER.

Tits

Stay bright pupper

Stay bright pupper

Stay bright pupper

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Close enough. Story?