Hey guys, I just finally got laid at age 17! And best of all, it was with a legit girl! Not with a trap AKA gross long-haired dude on hormones that you nerd virgins fantasize about.
Wet pussy > smelly asshole, faggot.
How many of you pathetic faggots can say the same?
Never been with a faggot, but I'm thinking about it. Anyway pussy's nothing special. Good for you, faggot. You've achieved what every other men in history has.
I first got laid 24 years before you were born. Welcome to the come user.
>Anyway pussy's nothing special
At least it isn't smelly and dirty and where farts and poop comes from, faggot.
Reported, enjoy your ban underage faggot.
Cred Forums, where it's summer all year long.
the 80s were a glorious time.
Youre right, its smelly and dirty and where queefs and pee come from
don't be jealous because I can stick my dick in a girl's cooter instead of fapping to thinking about sticking my dick in a guy's pooper, retard.
a girl's vagina is cleaner than a dog's mouth
good for you now enjoy your b&
this is OP.
SHUT THE FUCK UP THATS NOT TRUE
>just finally got laid at 17
>17
>minor
Rip OP from being banned
>this thread
The way this thread is treating this underage faggot makes me want to kill myself. It's perma-summer
>morons think he gives a fuck if he gets banned from Cred Forums virginville now that he has a woman
good job, op. don't forget about us.
>just had sex
>17
>acting alpha
wew, take it easy lad. This is the part where you greentext the story, or at least describe what she looked like/post pics of her.
I lost my virginity when you were 2 years old. Congratulations, though. How does it feel to finally be a man?
>retards report me cuz they're jealous i am not a virgin like them
>get banned for underage
>type 192.168.1.1 into browser
>type admin as username and password as password
>im in boys
>hit "renew DHCP lease"
>am no longer banned from Cred Forums
>mfw
>static vs dynamic IP
>understanding literally the most introductory thing to networking
>l337 hax0rz br0
>kid questions my hacking skills
>go on hackforums
>buy $5 booter
>firing up lasers
>mfw
hope you've said your goodbyes, child.
I was 15, I was the girl 8 years and she was like 8/10 and would get down on all fours and suck my dick facing away from a mirror so I could look at her cunt while I got edged for goddamn 45 minutes. She had me so hooked on her I still think about her 6 years later, 2 of which I have not even spoken to her for. Her fate? SJW. She used to smart, too. I'm fucking pissed at them about it. TFW genetic lottery of big cock let me hold onto some things I didn't deserve in the first place.
Also re-reading this I am drunk as fuck wow
fuck you and your abbreviations
Shit guys, he wasn't fucking around. He deleted all of my reaction images and replaced all of my furry porn with that gif.
And to make it worse, he made my machine suddenly Linux mint.
Am I going to have to buy WindowsPhone OS again?
...
nah fuck the little all-white upper class little marxist shits who's failure to censor this culture to their liking will forever be among their failures
Cred Forums's too much for them, be proud of that