Waifu claiming thread

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So few people here...

>off by 6

All lewds.

Can I claim this qt?

Today is just not the day. Business do fuck all on Sunday as well.

You're looking in the wrong places then. :^)

incredible
i can smell the summer radiating from you

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>Newfags

From a tomo claimer!

Says the seasonal waifu. Nice trips by the way.

When is S2 by the way? I want more Megumin. Aqua a shit. Darkness is who cares?

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One last place. If they're not here in 10 minutes, Ima just use my moms car for a few days.
>$120 as well, fuck.

TRIPS OF TRUTH!

It's comfy.

Personally I don't like the super fast threads.

But you're all seasonal if you haven't claimed for a year.

DID SOMEONE SAY FAAAAAAAAAAAAST?!

Hello Lurko
>I'll see myself out

Tomoko would her brother

it's nice if you join the conversation

Best waifu, and if you disagree you have shit taste and should jump off the golden gate bridge

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>a year
>1 year
>y
>e
>a
>r

Famalamadingdong, please.

Nah, through the manga there have been jokes about incest and she is very against it.

I try but so few people talk to my anymore.

Season is less than a year.
Ding dong, the witch is dead.

woah dude! such a silent fucking badass, I'm sure you are a cool and well known elite in this hierarchy

WOOOOAH

Maka a shit

sorry, but 'tis true

Didn't you go to sleep, cutie?

I thought everyone assumed you were a shitposter

>Maka a shit
Give me three legitimate reasons also kill yourself famala

I'm pretty sure they do assume that.

>I try but so few people talk to my anymore.
You're literally playing Warframe with them.

Tomoko lewds.

Only Eru.

S-mug hasn't played with us yet. He's off doing his own thing.

Ruri lewds.

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>Loli
>Bland personality
>can't do anything alone

At least you aren't actively hated as much as Chen

Hi.

Here's hoping they show. Twice the amount from before, brutal.

HAIL THE HERO OF CULINARY PERFECTION! HERE COMES RURI!!!!

Well I also don't want to be hated here. I've been in these threads for a long time, I don't want some new kids pushing me out.

I'm gonna call it a night friends, even gardys need their sleep.
I'll see you all later!

DREAM ABOUT CHILIDOGS YEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Gariru claimu

Why?

Didn't quite know that, I guess that getting along with new posters is a good thing that you can do.

Trips for your lewdest Tomoko picture.

Hello, mysterious Remilia user.
Why didn't Tomoko reply?

didn't a lot of the old guys leave?

took you long enough

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Garori? more like CHILIDOG

Elitist hivemind

BECAUSE YOU DON'T MAKE CHILIDOGS

The logic must have been too strong.

So close, so close.

Of course, I am quite sociable, I just don't like to be. I'm a loner at heart.

Lewd Ruri, but make it cute too.

Almost all of them. Shiki stops by every now and then, and apparently Tenryuu posted earlier today. But a lot of the older members have definitely stopped posting all together.

>My waifu
>not oversexual
Chose one

More like you were talking out your ass and are fishing for (You)s.

HAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Or maybe my logic was too great at it and you haven't even claimed Tomoko for a year, which I assume to be true.
Thus all in all you're just a seasonal.

I think it's time I go to sleep

>1 year

And this is why I laughed at you.

Have a good night.

I'M NEVER GONNA DIE WITH YOU
I'M NEVER GONNA DIE WITH YOU
YOU'RENEVER GONNA DIE WITH ME
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE
A COMPLICATION BETWEEN YOU AND ME
I was masturbating
Garori?
>TFW was planning to eat chili dogs for dinner on monday
Fucking Christ sonic now I have to change my schedule
Hello Slav rifle

How about we shoot it up at 2 or 3 years?

Yeah, about that long. Oh no, are you gonna try and bully me?

Oh no, I'm just scouting my dear.

K then.

Magnificent.

Dead thread.

I do wish I knew her name if she has one . . .

Goodnight.

You should finish your vodka and sleep.

You should stop procrastinating and sleep.

>Goodnight!

Smugsy what it doo

Ello

Fierce keety

AK...AK KONG. What's up?

Don't mind me, I just woke up right now for some reason and feel real good. Don't expect much coherence
>Tristana claimed

Good morning.

Perhaps.

The weeaboo holocaust has begun...

Good night.

I physically cannot. I've been laying done for a while and just can't get to sleep.

Rolling for trips.

Good morning.

Shut the fuck up Hand-cunt.

Morning Chen. I've a physics professor and their name is Chen Chen. How are you a professor AND a restaurant owner? How do you do it?

How come you've said no one talks to you? Are you alright

What? Yeah. And I guess that was a bit of an exaggeration.

I am not even that well-known, dear, and I assume the community wouldn't be that friendly towards them anymore.

>How come you've said no one talks to you?
He basically thinks I'm no one.

You're not trying hard enough.
Tomo lewds.

You'll regret it after your hangover, I assure you.
>Shoot some Remi lewds as well.

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So jealous.

And I think I am trying hard enough. Maybe you need to try harder.

I'll see if I'll even manage to get one.
As if I had any.

At work now. Fucking locksmiths.

Yep. WoW is a time waster.

Of course it is. Blizzard makes some of the best time wasters.

And so I stop the WoW and start the MWO. Another time waster. But I gotta get mechs mastered for great justice and the upcoming MRBC events.

Miho claimed

How would someone's name be Chen?
Well nevermind, wish I was good as psysics but I'm bad as fuck.

Games are usually game wasting if you don't get some fun or money by playing them

Right on. I need to hurry and increase my Mastery Rank in Warframe but it is pretty difficult with only 10 or so weapon slots and 2 Warframe slots.

She looks like she smells really nice.

MWO has money potential.
I have about 5-6 chassis I need to master. 3 variants per chassis. And I need to buy half the required mechs.

Are you good at MWO?

>your boi

I truly know that feeling. I have roughly 5 Warframes stuck in my foundry waiting to be claimed, and probably 100 or so weapons that I need to build and master. So it sounds like our work is definitely cut out for us.

I should be in tier 3, close to tier 2. I tend to be able to 1v1 most others in tier 4 no problem. If I get in the right mech and position I can take down 4-5 mechs.
When you're getting 100k-270k resources per match and 6 of the mechs I need are 10 mil and above. Yes, thats the real pain.

>I'll see if I'll even manage to get one.
Please do.
And I still don't believe that you'd have 1.5k images and not a single lewd.

>So jealous.
No idea what you're talking about.

My lewd is worth quads, but I'm asking for trips now.
Get rolling.

Jeez. Is everyone just /lewd/ today?

I'd rather avoid one.
It's just magic.

Wew, I hope you really enjoy mechs then.

Oh? Is it? Guess I'll try harder.

No, just us I think. Should we invite you?

I'm not... this time... yet.

Maybe I'll try to play it when I get a laptop.

Until then, just cartoons and cereals.

Dead all over again.

I enjoy the ones I have. Nothing compares to getting into peoples faces and just unloading a bunch of missiles into their ass. Or sneaking up behind and just wrecking shit.
I might join in. I only have 1.5-1.8 lewds.
Be better if people choose the good maps though. This tier loves their long walks and long range fire and forget.
>inb4 felix

Its pretty easy to get into and takes about as much graphics power as LoL. Hardest part is movement and aiming.

And why would you assume Kitten?
>First Mizore
>Then Drunk Bote
>Then Koume
>Now Kitten
Why do you all assume I get lewd with everyone?

Chen has some really good movements though.

why is Cred Forums such a wasteland?God every day the same thread and the same replies too like theres a bot remaking the same threads

Evening

You better find a full 2.0 lewd there famalam. Lewd posting ain't the tiiiiime for pussy footing around.

I get you on that. There are decent maps for leveling weapons up quickly. Spy missions and Survival are the way to go.

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They're fools.

You're just some faggot who switched his waifu, duck off.

I spotted someone online who bought a tomoko dakimura for 400 dollaroes on an auction.

thats some dedication right there.

Or maybe I'm just a lot older than that?

The only way to get the official daki was to purchase the first 4 volumes, at 4 different stores to get Proofs of Purchase, sending them into Square Enix, and waiting for them to mail it to you.

Perhaps, perhaps not. Regardless, they're wrong.

Needless to say, it was released in Japan only.

Was it a charity auction?

Because Cred Forums has been, and will always be shit.

You do get a little more racy when either of them are around.
Can you handle a tank? Moving a torso independent of the propulsion?
I will if someone rolls it. I know they're out there.
Im talking I always go for maps that have plenty of hiding spots from the rain of fail that is lrms. Seriously, when all you have to do is hover a cursor over a target and press a button it takes all fun, joy and skill out of a game. Thats why I brawl. Get in their faces where their missiles are useless and laugh as flamers shut then down and I play with my food.

I agree with that.

My fucking sleep schedule pisses me off but there's fuckall I can do about it.

Oh shit i think its the same one
heres the guy with the daki

People who switch are cancer.

I can move my ass.
I can handle everything at it worst

That guy made a good investment in about 5 years that daki will be worth about 2- 5grand

That fucking face to the left made of despair and hopelessness is perfect.

Saber claim the plane crash nearby had no fatalities just moderate burns on the victims

Last competitive game I played was Chivalry. Also, fuck archers. And facehugging is a great tactic.

I'm jelly.

Assuming the anime industry doesn't die in that time.

That is Armin's resting bitch face.

Doesn't mean I get lewd!

Curious, you seem somewhat familiar. Were you part of any other Cred Forums community?

Have you tried fucking it up to fix it?

Maybe I am, but I doubt it as I am not as old as you are in that family.

I tried pulling an all nighter for two days to fuck myself over, but after I finally went to sleep, bam, four hours later I'm awake, and can't sleep, finally an hour later I fuckin lay down and I'm out like a light. Its a pain in the ass.

massage your prostate until orgasm. sleep will come naturally

Shut the fuck up.

Can't believe she's not been taken.

Am I making you mad, love?

Post one you particularly like.
I'm really just making time before passing out, cook.

You can still drop one, just for the sake of it.
Why not? I'm overall bored, but you've probably noticed.

Keep rolling, it'll be worth it.
Tomoko lewds.

Drop a hangover?
I still don't have any.

Doesn't work, nothing can make me sleepy during this "Hour Of Doom." This is all part of Tzeentch's plan.

>love

Is there a problem, dear?

Oh we'll see. We'll totally see. I got plenty of time to roll these trips.

Well, besides that, how has your weekend been? You've been eating I hope.

>dear

Mornin'

Claiming best girl

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Do you like to be called sweet names when you take it in the ass?

It is. Especially if you have ecm. Prevent the enemy team from targetting you by preventing them from sharing target lock. Good times are to be had by me.
You get slightly more lewd than normal.
Sure, I guess.
Its a 1.5 lewd so no rolling needed.

Oh no, Chen, but I assume you like it when Erio pees on you and calls you those.

The face says "why have you abandoned me for tomoko master why!!!"

anime is too popular to die

Nice names on those pics.
You saved them recently, I assume?

I never bothered naming them, individuality is such a harsh business you see.

Hey chefbro
>People rolling g for your lewds
Why not?
>Roll :^)

I would assume it doesn't prevent manual targeting tho?

For a while anyway. I've actually seen it gain popularity here in Texas. So all we can do is see. I do hope more seinen series are picked up for dubbing, simply because normalfags like anime like Cowboy Bebop, DBZ, and Trigun but instantly hate stuff like Madoka and Nichijou.

I showed my friend Nichibros and told him "It's basically Japanese EEnE" and he did like it, but he can't get over the Japanese language.

Hmm, well if you say so.

Then you need to stay up longer. 120 hours or bust!

Mornin Saya.

>More lewd than normal
But I'm not lewd normally!

LOL DIDN'T READ, JUST CLICKED A LOT.

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All targeting is manual. Doesnt prevent eyeballing it. And if they can see you you forgoe your ecm ranged targetting prevention. Its a toggle, either you prevent info sharing or you cant get targetted outside 250m.
So you get more lewd than not lewd then. Simple math.
We just rolling for all lewds.

I know.
Is hard to be an original invidual

Wow you people are boring tonight

he watches dubs only i guess,i want more action styled good anime shows i can't watch another high school,slice of life,cute girls doing cute things ever again

ok fine i'm just going to keep making posts with little effort until someone replies

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Ah, ok. Sounds pretty trolly if you ask me. My kinda shit.

Usually. I showed him Outlaw Star (dubbed) Hellsing: Ultimate (also dubbed) Nichibro (subbed) Log Horizon (subbed, be he started streaming the dub, they actually got a black guy to say "meow" in his lines. fucking kek) Initial D (subbed) and .hack//SIGN (dubbed)

So far he still doesn't like anime that much. He would rather rewatch Futurama or Adventure Time.

>120 hrs
Nah. I think I'm getting use to the one hour awake timeframe, it almost feels okay, its a good time to be productive or maybe even just to enjoy myself. Anyway Angry's off to bed, goodnight.
Emo Bat Chick.

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Mavis sounds like she permanently has something both under her nose and up her cunt

hotel tranyslvania is an ok movie

night

that means the world to me. if you ever run for president i will vote for you.

>Fururama
>Adventure time

Why did you even bother dood such terrible taste in animated shows,he clearly would only watch naruto and bleach if he had to choose anime

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Check em