Because nobody else wants to

Because nobody else wants to

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Who even wants to

I do, cause I'm bored

Shut up, Michael.

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just another fur friend

Captcha's getting mean

Who is Michael?

So am I.

Oh? How goes?

Eddy is Michael. Alternatively, Cocks and Alastor.

ever think about doing it with a real dog?

Eddy, Stairs, and Mugen's squeeze are all named Michael, got it.

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Just nursing a hangover.

doing what? a long walk outdoors to enjoy the seasonal foliage?

Faggaroos

Sounds painful

I threw up in my mouth a bit from that

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jam

Katten.

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MEOW.

I'm on omegle looking for someone who wants to RP with a qt cub. I'll be under the interest bfurry if you want go give it a shot. See you there.

wemmmmmmmmmm

dont be grody

>He doesn't like cubs

Whatever happened to Joe Piscopo?

Moar cubs

He hasn't been in anything for a while

It was entirely nausea, which is odd. Painful is having 7 gallons of boiling homebrew chocolate (pudding) stout spill onto your leg at 4 in the morning.

>with a qt cub
Shouldn't you be asleep?

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I know. I miss Joe.

You're right, that does sound more painful

youtube.com/watch?v=A9XtDyDUjIU

It would have been even worse if I had to pay any part of the $1420 ER bill.

THANKS OBAMA

me 2

The last two hardly matter anymore.

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I wonder if people still pay prostitutes to model for paintings.

i ddo

You pay prostitutes to poop into your butt. I'm talking about paying them to just sit there while I scribble on a canvas.

They never mattered.

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Would you pay me to paint me like one of your french girls?

Why would you pay prostitutes to model? They'd demand more money for their time than they're worth, and you could get superior college age models for less. Posing nude is not prostitution.

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All the time, zoophilia best fetish

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i draw with that poop

>paint me like one of your french girls?
Ever heard of Jackson Pollock?

Hi gay bread.

I never said anything about them being nude and I don't want someone who is young and beautiful, I want someone who is just done with everything.

Sure, why not?

Out of your own butt.

I'm more in line with Philip Guston.

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There's a good reason for that

Drools * u *

>I want someone who is just done with everything.
Have you considered purchasing a flat piece of reflective material?

out of my butt from their butt that was into my butt so its both our butts

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That face...

Sup?

I've already done a few self portraits.

But you draw them using the poop in your butt.

Okay, where and wen.

Fecal Transplant Scenario is the name of my Nickleback cover band.

mastiff faces are a sight to see

Well, I'd need to know how much money you'd want per hour.

Mastiffs are adorable.

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How much you willing to pay?

hey everyone, how is your day?

yeah but its both our poop. mostly theirs.

yes!

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aggravating

Drinking and preparing my anus for gas prices. Gas pipleline burst is gonna fuck NC over.

Won 6 ranked games in OW and then played a ton of Shovel Knight.

hi im fine nothing out of the ordinary continue posting mediocre porn

Yours is too liquidy to use.

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I hate that game its too hard for casual little old me

Was boring mostly, went into work and did mandatory overtime, now I'm at home watching movies and posting porn

I wish I had a floppy face dog. Instead I have a fluffball with no legs.

why is that? What happened?
sounds like a good day to me
will do, good to know it's staying normal for you.
>mandatory overtime
I am so sorry, but hey are the movies any good?

OW is fun to me 'cause I play with the animus and we joke around.

Also you play Splatoons.

15 dollary-doos

It was great.

I wish I had a pet
They're pretty good, finishing up Tenacious D right now

How many did you lose?

what does SPLATOON have to do with this

I was talking about Shovel Knight

I'd say fifty bucks for a three hour session, however, you must hold the pose and not move at all, not even blink.

Sure, 15 an hour is entirely doable. It's easy work, you'll just hold a pose and not move or talk or blink or anything like that.

Almost over.

Well fuck.

Then get one.

Just one in my streak.

How dare you.

I'd actually consider that. I would want to negotiate something to cover my bits though.

did you win many games?
I will be honest, I didn't like tenacious D. But hey if you enjoy it I won't judge.
well that is good I think, how is that issue with your boyfriend going? Did he get a lawyer?

Im pretty good at that.

youtube.com/watch?v=MoGiGbMIGPM
I've had this god damned smash brothers song on my brain for days now please make it stop

6:1
Was a good day.

It's mainly the music that I like
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE Here, have this

We'd both be fully clothed.

Completely still. You'd also be clothed the whole time. I'd ask Snuggles, but he's a shy guy.

Oh thank god.
I didn't know if you were only doing nude modles.
Would it have to be IRL?

He's out, lost the job at Target, and was supposed to meet with a lawyer today. I've been busy with work most of the day, haven't caught up more than the fact the Zoloft they gave him is making him loopy.

Yes, it would have to be IRL. You'd have to be in the studio.

I plan to try and go that way next summer or the summer after. Maybe I could stop by.

Cool shit.

Oh shit, what the fucks going on? I used to work at Target... left the first time, terminated the second

In Austin? You'd be going to 'Bama though, wouldn't you?

damn, putting in work! I wish my league games went that well today. I played on a scrub account for a stream thing I'm doing and got faced against 2 plat players and some gold (which weren't too bad) but the plat players destroyed the other people on my team.
I actually don't like their music too much either
thank god, I was worried about him honestly. it sucks about the target job though and it's some real bullshit but if anything that just makes his case stronger with his lawyer. Also can confirm that loopy feels like shit when you want to do things.

Shit, you don't live out west anymore?

Makes me glad I bailed on LoL about half a year ago.

I live in Texas.

its like water paints

just in a grumpy mood and niggers being nigs nigging up the place

Is it bad that I love dudes, but cuntdudes turn me on too?

I have no reason to go there.

Gross.

What reason would you have to go to California?

>Is it bad that I love dudes
very much so

Trying to decide on something to play, thinking Bioshock remastered or some shooter

I knew something was wrong with me

well it was mainly because one of the people on our team plays support at a plat level but bronze on everything else. I was supporting so he was doing shitty. It basically made it so our group MMR was higher.
uhhh, what does that even mean?

Washington.

Okay, but what do I wear?

What reason would you have to go to Washington?

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Overwatch

I can't say.

Plain solid colors.

hue

i am just mad at everythingggggg

Well, the point is I don't live in Washington nor have I ever lived in Washington.

Eh, just go to Washington... that way you can run to California or Canadia if necessary.

So Tuesday was hunnibuns' last day of work at the airport, and one of his co-workers decided to celebrate this by making up a story that he was going to shoot up the place. The manager, instead of doing proper procedure of contacting security and letting them handle it, goes over their heads and contacts the FBI. So when he shows up for work, he's detained and interrogated.

After all that fun, during the psych exam, they asked him if he felt suicidal, and he stupidly said "Yes". So they shipped him to, funnily enough, the psych hospital both my sister and I used to work at. They held him for a few days, since they had to, but released him yesterday.

They marked him as re-hirable, but because the original job was almost done, they couldn't re-hire him for it.

Oh god wtf... why did i even save that. Will purge ASAP.

It is a hue of terrible baby shit orange.

Anyone have any recent music suggestions?

Recent music? Sure, Wye Oak's new album is pretty great.

That's terrible... I would hug you both for going through this.

Did the coworker get fucked int he urethra with a mace for his behavior?

>one of his co-workers decided to celebrate this by making up a story that he was going to shoot up the place
This cow orker sounds like a perfect candidate for bullet catcher in Syria.

Wow, talk about a joke going way too far

cow orker jim?

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Okay

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I don't think claiming someone intends to commit murder is ever a joke, on any level.

I was once accused of planning to shoot up my highschool after a 8 month long game of telephone.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers

Good, yes. A dark color would be best.

A joke as in the person who did it thought it was a joke in the same way that those "it's just a prank bro" retards think that the things they do (including the knockout game people) are just harmless pranks

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Not everyone can be in black-and-white like you.

I usually wear dark shirts and darkblue jeans.

Tfw you want to upload an image and it says that there's possible malicious code in it

Have you tried removing the malicious code?

did you try saving it as a different format in paint? or other dickery methods to fix it?

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Gonna go move my car now that the party next door is done, will be back in a later thread or might just head to bed

amiright or amiright

That would be good, yes. A black shirt would be best.

Black and white? No, only shades of grey.

Birds cant eat chocolate.

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Is that a moral statement? or merely an accurate understanding of greyscale?

It is whatever you want it to be.

No idea, but I doubt he has a job anymore. Hunnibuns is going to stick him with the medical bills.

What do you expect from a Bosnian?

>No, only shades of grey.
How many shades of gray? Are we talking 8 bit, 16 bit?

Alright, last one before I head to bed. Seeya

Fuck the internets. Can post again.

It wasn't a joke, it was retaliation because the co-worker had a HR case open against him.

Best wishes.

Okay, meaningless noise coming from someone on this internet then.

Yes.

Night.

I'm going to bed, night everyone. Hopefully tomorrow brings something to feel happy about

>What do you expect from a Bosnian?
In the neighborhood I grew up in Bosnians made the dankest 'za.

K ill have to change basically nothing.

mew

I'm heading out, also. Goodnight.

Night.

Millions of shades.

Everything is just meaningless noise.

That's perfect then.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooo

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thred ded?

Yes.

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no

no

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It must be die, everything has to end sometime.

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never die

>Life ends
>All things fade away
>Never got sex

It will eventually, just like everything else.

That's pretty hot

I need a burly guy to do that to, I've fapped four times already and my heart is still beating like hell I'm going fucking nuts here

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>here lies user
>he never go laid

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I'm hungry :

Yup

because you fur fags are cancer, go die in a pitt

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>go die in a pitt
but that's where we hold our annual orgy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthrocon

>Fat, Sweaty, Oily, Smelly nerds get more ass than you.

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fat, maybe; but all of the furries I've encountered IRL had at least a functional grasp of personal hygiene

That's because they have no standards and they are fucking other fat oily smelly nerds

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Better than nothing homie.