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My doggo is with my parents. I don't have one of my own right now.

Oh yeah, I did go through and mark that thing up with my pics. Not sure where it got saved to though. I'll see if I can dig it up.

>triggered

>And I act alpha by not being afraid to speak my mind for one.
from behind your computer screen
dont fucking kid yourself

you dont have to die D:

You have no idea what I say in real life. Honestly, I'm a lot nicer on here because I like the people, but I act more like you in real life.

no, but unfortunately it is the correct option

I do that all the time.
And with my mares too.

nah you dont
you wish you did

Stop making me jealous. I was posting horses in another thread earlier and someone actually mentioned you. It really makes me wish for my own.

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at least stay to see if trump wins

maybe i'll go watch the movie once it comes out in the afterlife

Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude. I'm known to be a total asshole to people in real life because I fucking hate everyone. There was a reason everyone was afraid to talk to me, and why I was always called a school shooter and serial killer long before it was a meme. People didn't fuck with me after I had enough of their shit. I know it doesn't mean anything on here, but for once I'm not lying.

Oh? real horses?

Indeed. I want one of my own more and more now.

you are also a total asshole itt

alos isn't school shooter a compliment

you're a city dweller

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Yeah, I know that. My point is that people were afraid of me because I said exactly what was on my mind, and a lot of the time it wasn't nice.

You don't fucking know me.

yea sure you say some edgy shit and look like a school shooter but do you ever back that up physically?
no you dont
you beta

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*punches your jaw*
-your jaw breaks-
dont fuck with me again bullies

And you're still wrong. You have to remember that I grew up in the ghettos of Atlanta. I got into many fights because niggers are fucking stupid. They eventually stopped after they realized they would always lose to a "little white boy". They only reason they didn't gang up on me was because they were scared of me and I wasn't scared of them.

does a threat count as a threat if the threat was going to be carried out regardless of whether the condition was fulfilled?

just wondering about nomenclature

they are nice.
and not for just the sex.
I would have them even without that.

see these stories are the complete opposite of what you say most of the time
so im gonna go with
shut the fuck up
stop making up bullshit
you are a beta and you hate yourself

I know. I was actually fantasizing about one yesterday. To actually feel loved by such a beautiful creature. It makes me sad that I will probably never feel that with another human.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

weirdo

You realise you're just manipulating it.

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>implying you wouldn't do that with a 5-year-old
You have absolutely no right to speak. So this goes for you, too.

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Read the last post in that. It just helps to further prove my point.

Sure you will.
Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it wont.

I have no hope that it will. Or at least not with a woman, but it would probably end badly anyway.

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At least with 5 yo's I can't just jail them in a barn the entire time.

I must persuade them to consciously choose to want to suck my dick.

You do realize that love is literally manipulation, right?

dont see it

Not s fur but sauce pls

My version is to a less extent than yours.

Well that's because you're fucking retarded so you can't think critically and see the connection.

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No it isn't you fucking faggot. It's the exact same thing.

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Unless you can get the horse to rape you I'll always see zoo as manipulation.

Manipulation that I happen to like, but manipulation nonetheless.

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i dont see it care to explain

Ignoring the fact that that is entirely possible, literally all love is manipulation. You have to make someone or something love you. That's why people in love are so easy to be manipulated themselves. Don't be fucking stupid.

No.

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When the horse only has one option for sexual release, it's manipulative, since you're fixing the game into your favour absolutely.

Give it a couple of stallions to compete with you. Then it'll be fair.

its just you complaining about being 3/10 and having no gf

Alex, just shut up. Every day you descend further into insanity, and know you're practically incapable of critical thinking.

Horses dont quite work that way.

But, if you were to choose to do it your little girls could be kept in a barn..

>constantly criticises you
>is "incapable of critical thinking"

Great, you got that part, but you missed the part where I said that I said I'm still capable of getting a women if she meets my standards. However, because my standards are so high it's very unlikely that I'll ever meet one that meets all of my standards.

Shut up, Michael.

THAT'S MANIPULATIVE, BAKA

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Actually, mine will do that.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Your criticism isn't at all valid. You're just further proving my point.

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thats so spergy, dash. lol

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how many stallions have you had to compete with

invalid eh

if it's so invalid why can't you give a rebuttal

checkm8 atheists

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I already did you fucking faggot.

There has only been one here while she has been here.

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see

what was the story with this?

alos neutered = no count

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its so hard being a normal girl in a place full of fat smelly autists

Maya?

All stallions have balls.

the one that rapes me has never shown any interest in the stallion, and my other girl would never let the stallion mount her.
But she will let me mount her.

I chose to ignore that and just call you stupid because you obviously can't think critically. A stallion isn't going to provide love that a human will. I can even prove this myself. When my doggo was in heat and I fingered her, it brought us so close together that she still doesn't leave my side when I go over there. It isn't just sex, but love as well. Dumbass.

No, you retard. It's still the same herm faggot it has been all thread. What the hell is wrong with you? You've literally lost the ability to think critically since you first showed up.

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alex you and i are the only normal people here

ie, you took advantage of an emotional cripple.

It would be no different if you choloform'd a chick and raped her.

... the idea of which arouses me significantly.

maybe shes a pedophile

put a colt around, i dunno

>makes wild guess
>instant personal attack
wow, you really are a sperg

I think I'm just going to start ignoring Alex now. He's obviously beyond rationality at this point.

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I dont know who you are, but judging by your pictures you're not normal.
I'm quite normal though.

I'm not even mad

but you sir are platinum

That's the same attention whoring retard that always posts herms and says it's straight. He's just a troll.

I dont mind. We have a good relationship.

Snailkin?

by colt i meant young male horse

not handgun

my name is herm girl :P
i promise you im normal haha. at least more normal than the weirdos in this thread

I thought that was someone else, but yeah.

So you know what a colt is, but you don't know the difference between a stallion and a gelding?

Youre the snailkin?

That's far from normal.

No, because I'm not anal on farmboy nomenclature.

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You're just stupid in general. Or insane. Probably both.

i dont approve of that name... but yes
its more normal than the people like dash who claim to have flicked their dogs bean

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At least I didn't go from technical to downright senile and tourettes.

I'm the dog fucker, not dash.

And mares too.

And the occasional goat, sheep, alpaca and calf.

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haha sorry i dont use name sink :P my bad
thats a little weird though..

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It's really not though.
Probably more common then gay or lez.
And gangrened more common then your snailkin stuff.

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guaranteed more

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you know im not actually a snailkin right? thats something they made up

I never figured out winged anthros would work.

How do they sleep and take baths? What clothes do they wear?

Like, I could design pants for cats accomodating their tails, and there are headphone designs that can fit on fox ears, but wings?

That was someone else, I believe.

Yeah, I dont know.
I often dont save things with wings because I'm not sure I like them even if I like the rest of them.

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Perhaps I should ask Avian

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You post snailkin type immages so that's enough for me.

nope

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WHERE THE FUCK IS user WHO BUILT THE COLLAGE PROGRAM

I NEED A BUGFIX

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Oh well w/e I could probably fix it in post-production

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im not a fucking snailkin...

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lol, yeah you are.

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stop dash its not fucking funny

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WHO
ARE
YOU

Please dont call me Dash.
He's a decent guy, but I'm not him.

I told you,
I'm the furry Cred Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll hunt me. Because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector.