I'm drunk. Want to be an hero. Is there an easy suicide option for me before i sober up?

Carbon monoxide from your exhaust.

Moree

>Part of

Other reasons include
>faggot
>fatass
>low motivation
>never will reach goals

Also why tell me to an hero? I want to. I'm not asking for reasons to do it or not to do it. Just easy suicide options.

Can I see your ass, please?

How does it look when hard?

K

Hey OP, hope you dont an hero

Whats your zip code

I can't get hard any more.

Cool. Hot

Clearly a cumdump! When you use Grindr or craigslist, do you make the studs use condoms? ;)

I would fuck you.

This

Jerk it

Nice

This is not me. (op)

Thanks

No i stopped caring about hiv because suicidal.

I want to provide you with a completely painless/discomfortless way of doing it but I'm not sure if your jokeing or not. Your not the an hero we nee or deserve.

There's nothing like gay sex in the morning breeze... and the smell of napalm

Dude, God damn it, none of those are real fucking reasons to kill yourself. Why do you think you will never reach your goals? Have you starting taking any steps toward them? Have you made any plans as far as how to get there? Have you envisioned yourself being there and what it will be like? Motivation is a choice, you literally choose to have it or you don't-- that doesn't mean it's an easy choice, you have to constantly make the decision every day, several times a day to keep pressing on. Take it day by day, Progress Daily. Also being fat? Really dude? You can lose the weight, but first you should just get some identity coaching, because from the sounds of it that's all you need. You just need to find your identity and be sound in it. Also being a faggot is a choice (inb4 no its not posts) and if it's literally making your want to commit suicide uh maybe don't be one. Everybody I know that's gay I can literally trace in their past an event that caused them to start being more attracted to the same sex, just go to counseling man.

Oh wow, such inspiring words, except, it doesn't just get better. He's better off killing himself if he wants to, or at least trying if he's too much of a tool to pull through.

I mean, who cares if he does? The world isn't going to crumble down because one faggot killed himself.

Is your family life fucked

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If you stop caring about stis and are willing to possibly infect others, you should die. Id set yourself on fire. I'm not saying other fags shouldn't die, but spreading shit pisses me off. I'd kill you with my own hands if you're in SETX.

It's not a choice or i wouldnt be a faggot... Something caused it. I don't think it was genetics but no amount of counselling will make me straight i tried for years and years and was hyper Christian closeted fucktard for a long time. My internal desire for cock will never change.

No. I'd feel bad about my parents but ive grown past that. Theres only so much staying alive i can do for other people.

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call a suicide hotline first.

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Or go and have a good fuck

Pfffft, hhahahaa, someone actually uses those?

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Exactly what I said, something cause it. Which means you made the choice A LONG TIME AGO and now it's just your normality. It is possible to work through the past, never doubt that. By counseling I mean actual shit that dives into your psych and deals with the root of issues, not some brainwashed bullshit psychologist procedural shit. Nothing is impossible to work through if you try with the correct mindset. Telling yourself you'll never change is where it starts, stop saying shit like that. You can literally convince your brain of anything if you work at it hard enough, you just need some will power to start changing your mindset about yourself, because you're not who you think you are.

Life can be nice occasionally

read

lostallhope.com

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I don't understand why gay pron. I just want to an hero.

I've considered it in the past but i don't like talking to people about it in the first place. It makes me feel like shit. Talked to counsellors and psychiatrists about it. They make me feel bad. I don't think random person will be better.

Also would they take me seriously? I would probably slur my speech.

Porn is good

Harder than just accepting i like dick i think

I've read this a bunch of times in the past. Don't think i haven't researched suicide methods.

I dont like twinks... I like pic related men

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Sorry all I have are twinks

oh well

If you're not actually willing to listen to what I'm saying then I've given you all the advice I can. With a response like this man there's nothing I can do for you. Your mindset about yourself is far too negative and depressive making a comment like that. I'm going to leave it at this man, I know you can change your mindset if you ever find you want to really give life a try. When you find who you are, and start building your life around your identity your goals will fall into place. Don't lose hope. Don't an hero. I've been through a lot of shit and have been in the same boat and I know you can get out of it. Just go to sleep and sober up, you can be who you want to all you have to do is progress daily, even if it's in the smallest fraction at a time, eventually they'll add up. I'm gonna go to bed man but I'll pray for you (inb4 atheist fags flame me) before I do and I hope the best for you my Cred Forumsro. I know you can do this.

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It's cool i didn't come here for porn :p. Thanks for trying though. I feel so fucking retarded. I swore at campus security on the way home from the university bar. Double middle fingers. Told them to fuck themselves. They told me they were going to get me kicked out of school..

Pic is more of me.

Fucking promising view and fuck the guards

I wouldn't say no

Thanks i guess. I really have wasted years of my life trying to not be a fag. It's much more difficult than you think. Medically believed to be much easier and healthier to just be okay with being gay.. I am getting close, but idk the world sucks. I just want everything to be over.

>negative view of myself
What did you expect from drunk suicide thread...

Across the road for attention, down the street for results.

I kinda think its cute, im into smaller ones. Wanna kik?

Gay porn!

>cutting
No.
>I want something easier and more effective and less likely to put me in psych ward.
Along the lines of guns or jumping. But i am drunk so i cant get either of those right now. And guns are difficult because canada and buildings are difficult because far away from tall enough buildings.

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Just fucking stop go to bed and sober up.

Kik war_chortle

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i usually never reply to picture like this. but yesterday i was so fuckin stoned, that this picture actually scared me a lil bit haha. and now i think, man, i must been very fuckin stoned to be scared of this shit

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If you can wait, the most painless way is with helium, otherwise find high ground or a lake or something?

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I thought they made helium not work anymore. Put oxygen in it to prevent suicide. It used to be best option though...

Thought about the good old cinderblocks tied to me middle of lake thing. Seems like a decent option. Almost 0 survival rate if i tie knot correctly.

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Drowning is fucking painful though. First your entire body starts hurting like holy murder, because it's forcing itself to not breathe (and you can bet your ass that even if you want to kill yourself, you will NOT be able to breathe in water before your body gives in). If you're lucky, water fills your lungs and you're ded. If you're not lucky, you'll just end up spasming for 20 seconds without managing to get water in or out, it feels like someone is fisting your throat.

Source: Have drowned (on accident) and then been resuscitated.

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Yeah. Thought about drowning being painful too. Thing that attracts me to it is low survival rate. Im pretty sure i wouldnt survive if i tied it and went to a deep lake (i know a place nearby)

Train isn't bad either. Like 97% death rate. Medium pain. Would feel shitty about trauma to person operating the train though.

Good thinking

.Good man! Fellow bug chaser here too! ;)

Should email me, We can compare our sluttiness and see who gets it first! ;)

[email protected]

Death rate more important than pain though. I just dont want to be fucked up for life with no way out... Or even in a psych ward for a couple weeks. That all seems horrible. I want it to work the first time.

shotgun to the face

You got triggered pretty hard by that. You the same as op?

Not a bug chaser. Just dont care anymore. Kik is

So not chasing, but if you get it, so be it. Just as good! :)

What all have you caught so far, bud? Also how many have you let fuck ya without condoms? ;)

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I'd fuck the beast

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>What all have you caught so far, bud?
Chlamydia about half a year ago. Curable so im fine now.

how many have you let fuck ya without condoms?
Not sure. About 50 over lifespan?

Been tested about 3 months ago and only had sex with 3 different men since then so im like 98% clean.

better than tinder! plenty of horny cock hungry girls of your city on dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/changlz.html

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looks pretty normal...

Nerve Gas

It is. I mostly want to kill myself for the other reasons mentioned.
>Worthless motivationless faggot