/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

anybody wanna trade nudes on snapchat?

Ahh, the good old vom sesh.

Why are IDs even gone?

I'm actually glad that I can't remember any of it. According to my flatmate it was pretty fucking rough. Pretty sure I'd given myself alcohol poisoning

ziggy1861

>Christchurch

Evening

Evening

int.user-ib.ru/nz/

Post your reddit usernames

Hi brahs just checking in on ya from your big brah .... FUCK YEAH STRAAAAAYA BEST FUCKIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOUSE CUNTIN POOOOOOFS!!!

Q here. Cant sleep
Need smokes.

Master_Glasses

Bet your asshole is smokin bro

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Evening fellow Chch'er. Saint Albans also reporting in.

I'm interested in our age range. Anyone care to post who was PM when you were born? David Lange me.

Hope not

Probably to STRAAAYA FUCK YEAH BEST FUCKIN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YOUSE LITTLE POOOOOOOOFS!!

Dunners also reporting, how we all?

added

Anyone here watch Shortland steerT?

Dunners mah boi

New Zealand; Australia's bitch since 1901.

you don't know how to play rugby, you stole the pavlova and you have over 9000 earthquakes a year, enough to rattle even the driest of dags off the many asses of your many sheep.

Looks like bait posted by a Kiwi pretending to be an Aussie.

Us Australians don't use the word dags in the way you have. It doesn't have that meaning to us.

Paul Keating.

Jim Bolger

youtu.be/wCYa2YPM7m0

why do rich people retire in nz rather than australia
oh because australia is literally a giant fucking desert with nothing to do or see

Australia: the worlds bitch run by lesbians

At least they filmed lotr in New Zealand

Jim Bolger

Sharks are out tonight lads

Oh hai gais I am law abiding obese fatman KimDotfuxkSometjing. Oh look little nZ gubbermint just sucked muuurican dick and now I am fucked. Thanks.

I kekked but I shouldn't have

>why do rich people retire in nz
Coz nz is one big graveyard?

I made this today. This is the most autistic thing I've done in a while.

So which of you faggots is shoving shit up your ass tonight?

>posting Nissans
Are you feeling alright?

No, this is what happens when pain n tramadol.

>Posting timestamps
>Cred Forumstards get rude af
>Leave

>check back
>Cred Forumstards crying about lack of femanons.
>Cred Forumstards blaming each other for my absence

HMMMMM

What you wana see

Fuck off we here in NZ are gay as fuck

Sumimasen, my man. Sounds pretty average.
On a lighter note, did you see any of Sandown? Had a bunch of retro shit going on, including some proper race cars.
I have no idea what that's got to do with me, but cool story

Tv remote control going up the ass will do

Guys, I think I love IDbro

show udders

wtf i love idbro now!

I don't own a tv

sorry to break it to you but hes never coming back.

>think
YOU THINK?
Im saving my virginity for him

I didn't mean to quote you.

What am I even looking at? Fake cuck fetish story shit?

I forgive you then. Which femanon are you then?

Fuck you. I bet that you're not even a girl. I'm probably the most oldfag femanon in this thread and have much more to offer IDbro than you

yeah nar, can't say i did

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>femanons will literally fuck you if you're a /nzg/ celebrity
where do I sign up?

fucking love these

>browsing b one day
>ur ex's tits, ass, and snatch all over nzg
>???

What a time to be alive

Havent seen this one is there a second set?

I was born in 98 so i think it was Jenny Shipley

This one
you love it, where my money at I need smokes

me too
id like to thank him for creating nz threads
i wouldnt have met my wife it wasnt for him
no were both living overseas

I lived in St Albans on Severn Street and Mersey street for 10 years.

Some of the best days of my life are in those years.

that's how it works, get abused, post tits

Wow that's cool. Same with who ever created the tinychat room.. Got a few hookups from and met some friends on there

kek should've invited idbro to your wedding.

Same here. Ever stop to consider how fucking weird that is?

Pretty sure it was IDbro who created both tinychat rooms too. Not certain though

Guess I owe that man a lot then..

Anyone here a plasterer/gyppie?

We all do...

i want to destroy everything he's created

wew lad you need to sand back that edge

I'm closer to Bealey Ave. Kinda near the Hare Krishna centre and the Jewish Synagogue.

> Mersey and Severn Streets
Its fucken beautiful up that way. Have a good mate that lives just off Innes Rd. All those massive kick ass trees, I'd love to buy a house there one day.

come over

You forgot your tank picture

nzcam was made by someone.

Nzchat comes from back when another group of us kiwi's were on here. 2011ish

BBQ?

Femanon ?

You don't know who made either of the rooms

Mafta and kyss/ssin

yup

>Mafta
Lol no...
>kyss
Unlikely

Where at?

Come over where?

west aucks unfortunately lol

What school did you got to?

Too far.

What city is IDbro even from??

Oh dude, those trees in the best, in Summer, when you walk outside, the sounds of bird songs is so loud, and on the corner of Dee and Severn in Autumn, all the Monarch Butterflies would gather on the trees in and around my property, there would be thousands.

I used to go patrol cause so many got hit by cars and they would sit on the concrete in the sun to warm up. Had a 1 wing black bird that was abnormally large that lived in our garden for 3 years maybe. Almost magipie size. And a hedgehog lived in the garden under my bedroom window and I used to give him my leftovers. The good ol days.

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why do you ask?

Oamaru here. I miss Dunedin

kek

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the old chat wasn't created by one person alone and ownership was also passed around

the new chat was created by ssin but no one knows who he is or how he is connected with these threads

Because I'm from West Auckland too

Auckland

what is it with nz girls who all want to be dominated and degraded

aucks

Dunners

Not me...

Maybe a little

its pretty common

Delete this

You'll make this bread mouldy

haha i'm ready to get mocked
i went to kgc

If you had asked nicely

dunedin :)

Wew lad you haven't met me

>Dunedinfags trying to claim IDbro

Im from Dunedin
id bro is from Dunedin
Am id bro?

Wew same

Maybe we're all IDbro

I like this meme the best
It brings me comfort

NIGGA WHO THE FUCK IS IDBRO??
Dont expect people who've only been visiting these threads for a week to know

oh fuck my apologies

*walks behind you and leans towards your ear*
>Lurk Moar

it's marmite on toast for dinner tonight bros

Graduated in 2012. You?

tumeke cuz

He used to run shit around here.

left a couple years ago. couldn't get that education lol

ill be honest

Thew up alil

Q here. Cant sleep
Need smokes.

in loving memory of idbro

IDbro is a household name now. You catch normies talk about him in uni sometimes. Fucking weird. Same with some of the big name girls nudesfags are interested in.

RIP in peace

Our nigga dead...

F

checked

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wait wtf is he actually dead?

Gone but not forgotten

fuck.....
might as well be tbqh.....

Thread will go crazy if he ever comes back

He has.

All three threads on that night will go crazy

When?

i guess we'll never know

awwwwwww shit this brings me back

>not diluting marmite in a cup, adding seaweed and pretending its miso

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ew fuck i'm gonna do that right now

Mfw that cunt got me into k-pop

At least all the impostors are gone

>TFW a post about IDbro gets more replies than tits

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IDbro is importanter than tits

:(
What about dicks?

Only if you have both

Nigger

nice shadow

kek i might know you

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yeah you probably do

wtf I miss Idbro now

i'd shag IDbro too tbh
are you indian?

nah i'm not, you still might know me though

St Martins here, 31/dude/chillin

Go to sleep cuzzies

Gonna post tits?

>get dumped and she still cucks you

kyss and ssin aren't the same person....

bump

This is so Confusing to me since I'm Q and I'm not from West aucks...