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I prepared for rage, but this is a good one for once.

>Yeah yeah hurr cuck, newmale bla bla

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EVERY TIME someone in the tribe does something bad the WHOLE FUCKING TRIBE stands around and calls them good things??
No wonder niggers are still in the stoneage

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well that is impossible since niggers never have anything good to say.

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the fuck is a nxxger
Is that a super extreme nigger?

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>how to turn a rape into a murder in one easy stap

Nice trips but what about anal?

>Girls to avoid : those who think men can't be abused or raped.

You mean, like 90% of girls are off the list for this. Even strong equality activists of all genders have MUCH trouble recognizing that men can suffer from abuse. Feminism in theory recognizes this possibility, but when applied and preached more often than not becomes corrupted and returns to the "men can only abuse, can't be abused" litmus.

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Only sith deal in absolutes

>pro tip: If she is too stupid to see the relationship is a failure she deserves to be taken for granted.

I personally would add that as a man one should follow these rules with the proper wisdom for when and when not to utilize them.

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>6 you better know how to do man things

>7 something is always wrong. she can never be happy

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this thread is triggering me ridiculously hard
can we please stop
i need my safe space

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What fucking decade is this from? The last time anything in the world was "rad", an earthquake had hit Japan.

Fuck off OP. You're posting the same stupid shit just like last week

Dude... I'm right there with you.

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>sexting is an offense

wtf

Wtf is with all the cuck shit?

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Niggers gonna nig

ITT : things that are totally true... not.

Checkmate, antirape condom

i think the implication there was that underage sexting is a crime

Almost got baited into a paragraph but realised thats the whole point

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Posting text on a picture without a source makes it reliable.
Hahaha, nice try cuck shits.

Joke's on her, my dick is too small for that

well I was going to ask about face fucking, but seeing a woman with an antirape condom in her mouth at all times is just retarded.

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>whiteknights getting shit from feminists for being praised by feminists

>against feminism
yeah
>Pressure to send nudes
yeah
>Starts fights
Takes two for a fight
>whxre, slxt, nxxger
Never used them with "X"
But other than that, party of my daily vocabulary
>Comment on girl's appearance without her having asked for an opinion
Only when commenting girls that pass by with mates
>Boys who make rape jokes
One of the best joking topics.

And I still get along with plentiful women that enjoy my company.

I went to Cred Forums for darkness and nihilism not Sjw and special snowflake shit.

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We do not need to make your word look bad you are doing a fine job yourselfs.

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I'd tap her

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This thread is liberal/feminism/nigger brainwash bullshit

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leddit pls go

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frenchfag here, I don't undestand the fourth with dutch oven
why a dutch oven would be funny ? It's like a casserole right ?
(sorry for my bad english I don't make big school, i'm learned here )

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I can't get past the fact that the flag is fucking backwards. The guys so focused on trigger discipline and pissing off niggers he can't even think straight.

Don't try to understand this bullshit

underrated

I'm not fully sure if you're bait or not, so I'll reply. Everything was probably facing the correct way, but the camera just flipped the image. Seems to be a fairly common thing with cameras

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This.

I kind of like some of these and some I kind of dislike. Western women are kind of whores these days. I mean you don't have to fuck on the 1st to 3rd date as a rule and the whole sexting and snapchat shit really turns me off. I know a lot of the younger guys think it's a good thing but you're also producing a generation of whores and when you will want to get married one day and realize there is not one fit to be the mother of your children you will get what I'm talking about.

It's all about context. Rapist are NOT rationally thinking people, wouldn't you agree? I'll say that it's certainly a bad thing that rape happens. It is, in fact, a sick, cruel, and vicious indignity, and I truly believe that those who commit such an act are deserving of nothing less than death. However, one must also consider that dressing provocatively does make one a bigger target. If you want to prevent something bad from happening, take preventative measures.

holy shit just noticed that.
no his tattoo is reading correctly.

You are in bed with a girl. You have a massive fart. You force head of girl under the sheets, this creates a "dutch oven". You yell "Dutch Oven!" as you do this.

l'armour tojours

>Everything was probably facing the correct way, but the camera just flipped the image
>"RIP MIKE" tattoo

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You must take a lot of selfies if you think that's how it works.

Persuade me you are really a frog, D'Artagnan, and I might tell you about the dutch oven.

and that's rad

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strawpoll.me/11248578

VOTE..

Can't tell if b8. Regardless, a lot of the information posted earlier in this thread is biased, non-factual, or just generally dumb and/or not very relevant. In answer to your question, a dutch oven is a slang term for a practical joke which involves passing gas under a sheet or blanket and forcing someone to stay under the blanket and breath it in.

Can fap to / 10

I wish you death and suffering. Cred Forums learnt me to hate. Cred Forums leant me think. and especially, to spot faggots like you.

"Dutch oven" is an English slang term for pulling the blanket over someone's head while they're in bed with you, and then farting under the covers.

You don't respect their culture. Bigot.

Tribe dindu at its finest

>never funny
>unless she does it
>equality

Women can stop rape too. Kill an actual rapist.

2 and 7 are retarded. 11 is situational, if a guy corners me with a knife you better believe I'm going to fight.

>How to breed left wing maternally deprived morons who think the sun shines out of their ass

If she queefs, it is a belgian oven?

Amen

the art style is kinda nice tho

Jesus christ Cred Forums is fucking dead.

Get this feminist cuck shit out of here and take it back to tumblr.

No one is buying your "equality" shit anymore. The winds are changing and people are seeing feminism for what it really is, cancer. Pure fucking cancer.

>And I still get along with plentiful women that enjoy my company.

Fucking virgin detected. Top Kek.

Or they just kill them by burning them to death, jesus when did tumblr start going on Cred Forums? Fuck your stupid social justice warrior shit.

I made this today. I'm not proud.

RAPE JOKES RLY ?!

>don't date men who are against feminism
>good one

Yeah you are a cuck. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise champ

> boys who are against feminism
Shut the fuck up, I miss mo0typoo and the old Cred Forums gang, you people do not belong. Get the fuck out. Now.

her image replies are aligned wrong. should be on the right

oh.

Get off Cred Forums you degenerate scum.

Damn that's some fine b8.

Even if it´s a nice punishment, what then?
The rapist is gonna be pissed as hell and it´s not the wounds on his dick that are going to incapacitate him. He´ll just beat the shit off of the girl or kill her.

mfw I'm white and can't get baited because I know I'm better

And once you know about it, you can just put one finger in to check if there is such a thing to avoid getting your dick scorched.

whxre, slxt or nxxger...who the fuck comes up with this shit?

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TFW white guys are making these fetish sissy cuckhold captions as a way to control the population with mind control.

Cool.

>Cred Forums learnt me
>Cred Forums leant me
Cred Forums obviously didn't learnt you grammar

You trying to say these colors run away from the fight you fucking cuck?

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Exceot that this totally ignores the perspective of the rapist. He already knows rape is wrong, he doesnt care. He has already decided he will rape so he looks for the easiest target. Will he grab the girl wearing pants or the girl wearing nothing but sharpie that says "still not asking for it?" obviously the naked girl or half naked girl will be less of hassle to strip after she is beaten into submission.
Thats another thing, these women seem tk not understand how violent rape actually is. They think of it in movie terms where some guy just holds them down and their clothes easily tear away. Fuck no! Rapes begin with a very violent assault, many times the woman is knocked out during it...and still beaten to a pulp anyway. So after she is unable or unwilling to move THEN the rape happens.
This is why im college rape is so common, girls get drunk and pass out. The hard part is done FOR the rapist
all he has to do is strip and rape her. Again his task is made easier by a lack of clothing.
Rapists are opportunistic, like terrorists you should make yourself a hard target.

you mean the jews.

Turning rape into greivous bodily harm. Well done, mankind has reached new heights of stupidity.

This thread is funnier than any ylyl I saw this year

Haha I love it. That's why I am a progressive. Progressivism always wins in the end.

bump

This is not a cringe thread

KILL ALL NIGGERS!

I've seen a video of how they are ruining Japanese! newly arriving at the damn niggers

how do we know that half of all rape cases aren`t report

White woman and black man are the dumbest animals on the planet

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Everybody's missing the two key words here: South and Africa

>we are not animals
>mfw

Where were these studies conducted?

it's a metaphor

i smile everytime i see a rational comment on such matters. thanks

>not using superior gifs

Now this one's just funny

this kills the dindu

What is this and why is it funny

Shit. Guess I'm the guy to avoid then

this thread again?

you are clearly pait to post this shit

tell xoe we are tired of your shit

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this is a famous quityourbullshit bait. get out of here nigger

fuck off xoe

See

This is so poorly done
Did you even try

things a DAD should teach his boys

1. Learn to cook a few basics to be able to feed yourself
2. get a prenup
3. Shower at least every second day and use deodorant. you can wear pants as many times as you want if they look clean but change shirts, socks, and underwear daily
4. There is a time and place for all jokes
5. If she's nuts you should break up over the phone to avoid your own murder. When in doubt break up by phone.
6. Understand how to use basic tools
7. Just never ask a woman if anything is wrong because you cannot win either way and it will somehow be your fault at the end. Also never ask how a woman's day was unless you have 3 hours to kill.
8. Mom never had to work a day in her life so take some of her advice with a grain of salt
9. Just don't be a pig at the table. I know you're hungry and so am I but we don't know how to cook
10. Your friends are jackoffs.
11. Try not to get into fights but stand up to assholes as long as you think you can win and they aren't packing weapons
12. condoms basically kill any and all pleasure in having sex and as much as you want to ride her bareback, Condoms will save your life.
13. Never use the word gay around me. I don't want to hear about it either way.
14. Just don't get caught but I'm rooting for you
15. Can't you do better son?

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>tfw never learned to laugh cause i never had vine

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This device has been ruled as a booby-trap in the USA. If a woman wears it and it "works" on a rapist, the woman can be busted for mayhem as it is a passive device and not active action to prevent a rape.

Hahaha

I support its use in its native country of South Africa.
I don't think I need to explain why...

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XD

Archer is pure shit... on the same lvl as family guy and the cleveland show.
If you think it's""edgy"" or witty , you are retatded, just sayin

Family Guy is superior to Archer and you fucking know it!!!

kek

and kauket

This is true. Rape culture is still a lie

>Black cum

Boy's who comment on a girl's appearence without her asking for an opinion...What is that supposed to mean?
So you can't tell your girlsfriend she looks beautiful when she hasn't asked you how she looks first ?

>>reddit

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YOU GET THE FUCK OUT!
You are not a Frenhfag, you are a fucking mouthbreathing pile of shit. Go ask you retarded questions on 9gag and GTFO of my beloved image board.
You shit are not allowed to post in here. Close the tab and never come back, nigger

Hate to disagree with you.
BUT I will.
On average in North America.
Males(Both Black and White)
Have an average "Length" of 14.2CM(5.6 Inches)
In Europe.
Males(Again Black and White)
Have an average of 17.2CM(6.8 Inches)
So maybe it's just Americucks who have small cocks?

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keked hard

Interesting

oh man I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

You don't consider rape bodily harm?

This is b9 from galaxy 9.

Bait of a bait inside a bait

I tried to go through the thread, but I cringed so hard that it hurt. I am considering suicide now.

Cred Forums is dead. It is full of unironical SJWs and feminists. Some in here are trolls, but in fact a large percentage of Cred Forums is actually believing this crap.

Naahhhhhh.

if anything this makes me want to rape more

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Utter cringe.

The young generation could be learning. They could grasp the beauty and truth of science. The true nature of the very world around them. The majesty of the fine, visual, and classic arts. All that culture and creativity. Visit the Louvre, not to tweet about it, but to observe what it means to be human.
They could be reading the classics. The wisdom of our species and culture. The true masters of the language which they abuse daily to send meaningless crap back and forth, essentially running down the clock to their eventual deaths.

Instead, they are sending dick pics to each other on cheap smartphones, colouring their hair with toxic, expensive dyes so that they can be special snowflakes, whining that life is too hard, and wasting their time on bullshit political debates.

Fucking nxxger

>Frehnfag

Somewhere a bitch nigger is using a keyboard...

Fuck you.

Google taught me to use it instead of asking others for help.

tumblr. taught me that the feelings of others are more important than my rights.

YouTube taught me that attention of others is everything.

deviantArt taught me insanity comes in all forms.

Blogger taught me everyone's unwarranted self-importance.

facebook taught me that avoiding people in real life is a good idea.

Instagram taught me that vanity is a virtue.

twitter taught me that other people's lives are just as dull and uninteresting as my own.

im a cum doctor i can say without a doubt this is try black cum is very tasty also im not gay

And note the lack of specifics. Africa is a continent with thousands of "tribes". Let's attribute something good to an unnamed group of indeterminate size using a manipulative photo.

Truthbomb fucking EPIC

only in Cred Forums

pro click to all figting against shw

>Instead, they are sending dick pics to each other on cheap smartphones, colouring their hair with toxic, expensive dyes so that they can be special snowflakes, whining that life is too hard, and wasting their time on bullshit political debates.

Socrates said the same thing. The beat goes on.

>not getting the joke
>being this autistic

What does she think a rapist who has his cock being torn to ribbons is going to do, apologise? They'll probably choke or beat the woman to death.

I like how the person who made this is clearly confused by the meaning of the statistics they used.

lost

Learn to use a stove? Lol, every girl i dated couldnt cook for shit. Should be the other way around. Women need to learn to fucking cook. And something else than spaghetti etc.

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Google taught me i can find porn anytime i want

Tumblr taught me there is group of coward pussies who hide under the name of feminism

Youtube taught me world if full of hipster fags and cocky purple haired 3rd generation feminists.

Vine taught me people laught at stupid unfunny things.

I dont know what the fuck this deviantart is

Blogger taught me there is a lat of faggot out there

Facebook taught me never accept a feminist or nationalist as a friend

Instagram taught me in future people will share their actual shits whit other people

I dont even know what the fuck etsy is

Twitter taught me people do everthing for others to like him.

And I would definetly want it another way. I hope you all die at ww3.

Also, some shit that may actually save your life

no

you did not get the joke, my friend

It still is shit tier

Even "cow and chicken" and "I am weasel" are light years ahead...
Other good shows are rick and morty, futurama, tripping the rift,

And of course the obvious best, southpark...

if somesays they watch family but dont watch southpark, then you shouldn't be friends with that guy

I hate this "rape culture" myth. If less than a half of all rapes is reported, then how'd you know that the reported amount is only "less than half of all rapes"? Wtf is this? How do they know that there are like 50% unreported rapes if they are not reported? My brain hurts. Any point made after that are based of this number, which makes no sense.

>1 out of 5 women has been raped.
>we only know about 45% percent of all rapes
>Half the population of the US are women
>40 to 50 million women are raped in the US
>wat

If you follow all that bullshit, the USA seems like a mad max esque hell hole where women are free meat.

> mfw People believe this bullshit

>avoid boys who make rape jokes

What's wrong with rape jokes?

THIS ISY THREAD NOW MOTHERFUCKERS I WONT LET YOU TURN Cred Forums INTO SOME TUMBLR PC BULLSHIT

itt "rape culture" and itt "patriarchy"

Kek

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Futurama is a solid well made program with many likable characters, but various single episodes of Family Guy have more actual laughs than the entire run of Futurama. I'm sorry, but it's just true

yeah, rapist probably has a machete in his back pocket

I am the dark knight of this neighborhood.try to challenge me motherfuckers

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Only ones worth listening to tbh

>propagande from a movement which supports hashtags like "kill all men" or calls people racists for believing that instead of black lives matter, all lives matter.
>equality

There sure might be some people who still fight for equality, but most of the bunch are just authoritarian leftits who believe that everything is to some extend predominated, like men are rapists or white people can't witness racism.

how do you pronounce nxxger?

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I don't know if it's racist propaganda or not, but I've seen South African rape statistics online and they're very disturbing....

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This table is flawed open a book about plastic surgery or read an article or two if you want a consistent and concise itroduction on what makes a face beautiful, about its proportions and featutes
Discussing hygiene in the same subject as facial features is completely away from the topic (why not also discuss stance, bmi, complexion??). This chart was made by a complete layman and presents a rather limited personal classification, which lacks consistency at the very least. Every one who is not a complete idiot can tell you that the 10/10 scale is subjective

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What are you still doing here, you piece of human garbage. STFU & GTFO

C

tumblr taught me shitty feminism

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yeah and then he beats you to death because you hurt his weaner

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Whoops.

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Wow imagine the shame to raped by an ape/daffy duck hybrid

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what a fxcking nxxger faxxot

If that doesn't work, they beat him senseless with bricks and stones, then light him on fire with a tire around his neck.

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Turbocringe

Man buns: The total emasculation of males in society is nearing completion.

I'm not the guy you were arguing with.
I just wanted to point out that your a bitchtard

Which kind of feminism we're talking about here?
There are at least four flavors, and they're all completely different with each other, with the most popular one looking more and more like an deformed patriarchy that defends the rape of women as long they're white than anything else.

qsdkjqsdlkjhqsdlhqsdlkhqsdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

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TEACH THOSE CRIMINALS NOT TO BREAK THE LAW

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Kek

SOOOO many girls don't have a clue what to do in the kitchen any more, either.

So they torture him by depriving him of food, water, and sleep for 2 days?

Seen this multiple times but never noticed the guy pouring gasoline caught on fire too.

I don't have any respect for males loudly putting down men in the name of feminism. Their balls are in some chick's purse.

Hi! My name is Bongo and i stole a chicken from our trive
>Hi Bongo!
>Bongo whi would you do this? I have grandchildren from when you raped my daughter, they are ashamed now Bongo
>Bongo you are the nicest guy in Congo. You once brought a gorilla for the how tribe to eat.
Anyone want to continue?

>Girls who think it's unmanly to cry

Fucking lost it almost immediately who the fuck thinks this?

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Anonymous surveys. You're right that the number has probably been inflated for PR purposes using a super loose definition of "rape", but reporting a crime to the police isn't the only way we know it happened.

Ehen women does men's stem, they become responsibles human beings

ITT: Millenials

>Jake Gyllenhaal is a 7
>mfw the rest of us are fucked
Like I'm straight, and his movies are cancer, but he's a really good-looking guy
I'm like a 4 or a 5, but if he's a 7 then whoever made that table is blind

>we are not rabid animals
Perhaps not rabid, but we are animals. We don't live off pure instinct but that doesn't mean our instincts can't take control. If I insult your mother and you punch me, are you justified? I exercised my freedom of speech to speak "fighting words," which you were legally justified in responding to by fighting.

Walking around naked in public should in principle be the same thing. If a woman insults your mother she's asking to be slapped, and if she walks around naked in public, she's asking to be fucked.

godamn that some good bait OP i had to pray to god to not bite.

needed this badly in my exams this summer

usually a number 1/3 of 60.000.000 is mentioned, which is much more accurate.

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that's exactly the consequence of it.

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Trap thread explained

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I was close friends with a girl who actually liked getting raped

She would go out and hang around alleys at night and shit and just fucking wait. Not even as a fetish thing she just liked playing the victim.
One time we had a big argument and she stormed out I later found out she tried to get raped so she could blame me.

>Ew user u r lieing misoganyist pls log off ethernet

Girls can do things to prevent rape and women who think it's all on men to prevent rape probably deserve it.

>you dindu nuffin, you a good boy, you always went to shaman's glade

I was actually thinking of picking up a sodium lamp for my bedroom. Are they any good?

where is this from?

fucking underrated
you gave me a giggle and I dont take that lightly.
You've done a good deed my nxxger

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source?

get tf out of here u nxxger u don't understand women because none of them want to fuck your hard cuk so you have to be left with the only choice ur brain leafs yu which is to bng them in their ass till their bloody u fuckin whiet entittled pieces of shxt

lost

That or she's a psycho cunt who just doesn't want to be alone and is probably cheating on you anyway

I had 2 girlfriends who were exactly this

Isn't this how you get convicted of murdering someone?

Points to consider:
- the scale is logarithmic. a 7.0 is ten times hotter than an 8.0
- totally agree - a 10 is fiction. i have never seen a 10. i will never see a ten. the highest rated piece of ass i have laid eyes on is a low decimal 9.
- as the classic 1-10 scale is a measure of hotness, it loses accuracy in its lower scales. it's not calibrated for this. i'd recommend a scale designed to measure negative attributes, such as the 1-20 bear scale of roughness. to most people, a 1 or a 3 are basically the same. there's a world of difference between 12 bears and 16 bears.

we have finally come full circle

god bless

>Citation needed

Tumblr: The Thread

A lot of those are monarchism or nazism, and wars between communists and capitalists. You can't blame the korean war on capitalism.

>ryan gosling a 7
>some prepubescent faggots are 8s and 9s

wut

Hey guys, damn does it feel good to be a white male.
>married ti fine 9/10 obedient cocksleeve
>we started dating when she was 16 and i was 21 (had to raise her right)
>she has no personal skills beyond cooking cleaning and sucking my cock
>we have a prenup that dictates i get the kids and all property and she must pay 1000/mo per kid
>we are in an open ended marriage as in i can fuck other girls but she cannot fuck anyone but me
>we live with 2 other women who i fuck regularly
>the first one i had to force myself on but now she regularlt enjoys my white cock and superior seed
>I have a steady job which i beat out 4 tyrones for
>i even fucked one of their girls with my wife
>she was our little nigger pet and worshiped my superior genetics
>the job pays 1$ for every 75 cents the women who work with me earn
>i get front of the line privileges at every store because im white
>mfw everyone thinks this is a troll or copypasta when it's legitimately true.

Nah, the RNC lets you loosen up if you need to. But once you get them into a submission hold, the fight's pretty much over

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You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

>Hurricane Katrina - caused by capitalism
fuckin commies

This is not an info graphic thread. This is a cuckold graphic thread

Fuck this fucking cock-a-roach thread.

1 out of 10, made me waste my time typing this out.

with u

Ironically lemon is the opposite when it goes into digestion.

ITT: tumblr and feminists in action

That's what it means. Fucked up, huh? Female supremacy at its finest.

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That's only because the jokes go over your head. Futurama is way more funny than Family Guy.

My strength is not for hurting. So when she cried 'rape' after a night of consensual sex, I plead guilty.

Be honest, that belongs there too. Fucking feminist cunts.

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Looks more like kerosene

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Don't pick it up black dude. That white dude is tricking you. That's right. Keep your ass to the wall. Whites rape.

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This likely causes blood. This will cause the attacker to bleed inside the victim. This an AIDS transference device.